Flat earth thread Convince me that the earth is flat. I

Then why bother asking?

Obviously it isn't. It'd be like saying, "convince me that the sky is fluorescent brown. I bet you can't."

You know, smart people don't need to make obvious traps for dumb people in order to make themselves feel smarter. Idiot.

>>731826559
Have you ever been to the moon and seen with your own eyes that the earth is a big marble shape? No..? In that case there is maybe a 50/50 chance that the earth is a flat plane or a round plane. You really want to go all in on 50%?

>>731827619
Following this argumentation, you can also assume that there's a 50/50 chance that the earth is a cube. Or a dodecahedron. You really want to go all in on 50%?

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>>731826559

>>731826559

Genuine question: Do they think the Moon and Sun are flat too or is it just the earth?

>>731828682
What is atmosphere

>>731826559
Indeed they can't since it's just retarded to think that earth is flat, there NO explanation for earth being flat. They only proofs that earth is a globe

>>731828533
Some of them believe the moon is also flat.
Most of them also believe the sun is only a 3000 miles away and behaves like a spotlight wich circles the earth on a planar surface and only lights up half of the disk.

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>>731828682
Holy shit. Wich ignorant fucks are making these pictures?

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>>731828682
the atmosphere is moving along with the planets rotation

>>731828682
the first is smoke
the second is water/steam

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Checkmate niggers

>>731829221
there are just retarded flatists with 0 knowledges in science

>>731829325
why cant we see stars in different hemispheres?

>>731829325
Well at least flattards are able to scrabble in ms paint like autistic children.

>>731828955
Also known as liberals.

>>731829697
Most conspiracy theorist have a strong connection to conservative political views.

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>>731826559
Very weak b8

>>731830125
What?? Dont you kids have eyes?? Of course the earth is flat.

>>731828283
I didn't say I was going all in on anything faglord.. thanks for seeing my point though.
Are you 50% sure the earth is a sphere? are you 20% it is a cube? 30% sure it is a triangle? even if you were 99/1 there would still be a chance that you are WRONG

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>>731827217
Watch OP dodge this one

>>731826559
looks like the globers lost this one, As always...

>>731828682
>what is conservation of momentum
>>731829325
Almost all Stars we see are inside our owen galaxy and they move as well around the galaxtic center, the distances are so vast that you can't notice the movement. Some goes for the other "stars" which are actually galaxies which are even farther away. But over millenia you would observe a shift in the constellations and we actually did. Although mosty because of the change of the earths axis.

>>731830869
Your a retard that doesn't understand percentages. Plz go back to 5th grade faggot.

>>731830655
>Dont you kids have eyes??
Yes.
>Of course the earth is flat.
No.

>>731830869
I am 100% sure the earth is a sphere, even if I haven't been to the moon myself. I can prove this to myself mathematically and by observation.

>>731831328
You could also literally watch a live stream of Earth from space and know its round.

>>731831076
actually percentages are for 5th graders like you.
If you knew anything about basic statistics you know that nothing can be proven correct but you can prove something wrong based on a null hypothesis testing..
so Mr. Faggotlord you can can be "sure" that the earth is round with a 99% confidence interval based on all of the evidence you have (which is quite limited btw) but that still means there is 1% chance that you are wrong thus proving to everybody that you are a big fat faggot
>>731831328
no you can't. you can't prove anything 100% go back to 9th grade stats, kiddo

>>731831483
you could literally watch a live stream of the film Mars Attacks! but that doesn't mean that little martians are coming to eat your brain

>>731831483
But livestreams are part of teh conspiracey, anon.

>>731831632
I'm mechanical engineer. And I'm pretty sure about what can be prooven and what not. If you had visited a school, you surely would know, too.

>>731831883
it's actual probability theory.. if that were the case we would be 100% sure god doesn't exist.. we would be 100% fake boobs aren't as good as real boobs.. anything can be tested and you can be X% sure that something is null or valid... faggot you aren't an engineer for shit if you don't understand freshman statistical theory

>>731831632
>have you been to the moon and seen with your own eyes that the earth is a big marble shape?
> no?

I suppose anyone who hasn't been to the moon MUST know its a 50/50 chance that Earth is flat or rounded according to your retarded logic

Flat earthers have members all around the globe

>>731831841
>real time footage vs real time recorded footage

Try again retard

>>731830655
This is what liberals actually believe.

>>731828363
>Ifunny watermark
>Want to be taked seriously
kek

>>731832077
well it is a matter of being "right" and "wrong" and yes since there are only those two options in your small brain... "earth must be round" vs "earth must be not round" then yes there is a 50/50 shot you are correct or not.
Good job you have the mental capacity of a 5 year old I was getting worried there

>>731832231
yeah you can watch real time footage of WWE too. great argument

>>731832057
Observations that unevitably leads to a valid and reproducable conclusion have nothing to do with probability. You're making stuff up here.

>if that were the case we would be 100% sure god doesn't exist
We can't. Nobody can, because it is said that god is not a messurable entity. But with this I can make up everything I want. That's not an argument for or against provable facts at all.

>>731832556
Lmao you're the one from your first comment that insinuated theres only two options you fucking retard (hence the 50/50). You also gave no indication that there could be any other option from that retatded comment of you. And thats what Im calling you out on.

Your so fucking stupid you're trying to make fun of me for what you did lmao.

>>731832680
>unevitably
yeah you are such a smart scientist thankfully you aren't a writer either

> we can't nobody can
then nobody but the handful of dudes or ladies who have seen the earth's roundness for space can say forsure if the earth is round or not. and let me tell you more people claim to have seen jesus escape from a cave after he died so your argument doesn't have as much weight as you think

>>731832857
two lmaos? woah why do I feel like I am on reddit?

>>731832606
Right and we know that those people are there and what they look like at that exact moment faggot.

OP there is no logical way to prove the Earth is flat.

>>731828363
whats holding the flat stationary earth then ?

>>731827217
>>731827217
Thank you based anon

>>731832992
>the blood is totally real
>the people there really got hit with a trashcan
your argument is more and more comical

Get in a plane, or fuck it even a tall building, and view the curvature of the earth. Debate over.

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So like genuine question. If they think the earth is flat, how do they explain planes flying in one direction? Like do they just pull a videogame logic type deal where you appear on the other side of the map ....?

>>731833298
>trying to compare a well accredited agency to a trash tier TV network.

Is that all the proof you have of it being fake? Well you sure made a believer out of me

When the fuck did the flat earth thing become a thing? Six months ago no one ever saw this shit on their feed, now it's everywhere.

You can go from california to japan in a short amount of time...im surprised no one uses this arguement.

>>731832891
>thankfully you aren't a writer either
Since my native language is German and you don't even know the basics of proper punctuation, I think I can safely ignore this statement.

>then nobody but the handful of dudes or ladies who have seen the earth's roundness for space can say forsure if the earth is round or not

That's wrong. You can't claim something as fact, only because you've observed it once. You need to have a comprehensible theory wich excludes personal impressions.

>>731833220
no one is gonna answer this ? faggots.

>>731833868
It just appears to be japan, but its just another isle closer to the edge

>>731829653
underrated post lol

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>>731832891

>>731834014
No because they're fucking retards and can't answer anything scientifically. All they can do is voice their conspiracy theories and how it all makes sense in their minds.

>>731834119
Actually Japan is a hologram and part of the conspiracy.

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>>731834222
TRRIIPS. Also yes thats why i called them faggots.

>>731834014
IT'S HELD UP BY GIANT FUCKING ELEPHANTS AND TURTLES READ THE VEDAS YOU FEDORA NECKBEARD

>>731832250
kek

>>731833719
they think that antarctica is a giant wall of ice that the gov't/nasa keeps people away from

Flat Earth threads are all very elaborate troll threads. Nobody is stupid enough to seriously believe it. Anybody who posts a serious response to any of these threads has been trolled. Trolled hard.

dude just look out your window you dumbass does it look fucking round out there?

>theres people this stupid on this board

>>731833719
planes fly in large sweeping arcs. the don't go strait except short distances

>>731826559
>2017
>flat earth
Step it up, sempai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21Z-4IoCdWU

>>731829653
Holy fuck i'm dying.

>>731834323
stfu faggot stupid conspiracy fags are the worst kys.

>>731834818
I can literally see planes flying in straight lines for miles. I hope you're not this retarded. Also when you're flying in a plane, you can very easily feel a change of direction.

>>731834468
>Nobody is stupid enough to seriously believe it
There are people who are actually trying to defend this flat earth junk. On youtube and in public.

>>731834987
>Also when you're flying in a plane, you can very easily feel a change of direction.
Sudden changes in direction, not gradual.

>>731831001
exept that every flattard argument was countered, as always

>there are just retarded flatists with 0 knowledges in science

science is taught, flat earth is learned
fuck globe earther!

>>731834818
This makes absolutely no sense in terms of fuel consumption. You'd have a change in direction constantly wich would consume too much fuel to actually get anywhere, let alone on intercontinental routes.

>>731835081
Nah, I'm a pilot the earth is obviously round. Anyone who flies can tell you that, you have to compensate when you set your destination.

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>>731834987
Fun fact: this trajectory is actually faster than going straight across the Pacific.

>>731835425
And this proves a flat earth...... how?

So if the earth is flat, why cant I see Mt everest?

>>731835594
hes proving its curved

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>>731835656
Because light can only travel a limited distance.
I don't know how far, actually, but it is like that.

>>731835871
Then how do we see stars from light years away?

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>>731835916
Because stars are holograms. Why don't you know that?

>>731835916
>light years

That's not distance, that's time.

>>731834468
>>731835054
you would think that, and you would hope that, but you're wrong.

i lost a pretty good friend to flat earth theory. he was an honest, normal person, who one day, would not stop talking about flat earth.

finally, we realized he wasnt kidding, and we all just stopped hanging out with him.

im an oldfag too, it's hard to lose a friend to something so stupid.

>>731836052
>That's not distance, that's time.
No, a light-year is the distance light travels within a year. It's 9.4607×10^15 meters.

>>731836052
A light year is the distance light travels in a year.
>being this retarded

>>731836052
Are you stupid?

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>>731826559
Sorry m8, but the world it's round

>>731836143
Shit like this makes it a necessity to ridicule this flat earth shit where ever one can.

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So yeah

>>731836355
>>731836324
>>731836250

>travel in time

Now (You) are being retarded

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>>731836550
I obviously am.

Go to harbor
Watch boat go over horizon
Watch boat come back from over horizon
If the Earth was flat the boat would just get too small to see
Boat appears to sink/come out of water
Get on boat
Shore appears to sink/rise out of ocean
Water must be curved to block vision like that
Take basketball
Tape cup to one side
Hold ball up to eye
Rotate ball
Cup appears to sink/rise
Ocean must be curved since it does the same thing
Water seeks level with surface
Earth is curved

>>731826559
Natural selection will favour against you.

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>>731828682
Because it has the same velocity...
A trains velocity is different to the smoke...

>>731836484
WINRAR!

>>731836470
we tried. for about 2 months. then we heard other people at the bar refer to him as "that flat earth guy". and we all agreed, we were NOT going to be associating with some one like that.

i mean, would you like to be know as "friends with that flat earth guy" ?

yeah, me neither.

>>731827217
OP BTFO with the first post, great job anon

Math proves the Earth is round. Orbital calculations wouldnt work otherwise. You have a cell phone? Congrats it uses a satellite going in a circle and cell towers. Oh and you know sailors. And the fact you can see the earth is round if you look at the horizon on the ocean. And the current ISS which can be seen going around the earth instead of just disappearing on the back side etc etc. This isn't even good for trolling because its more sad than anything that there are actual people who believe this horse shit.

I'll say this. If all the proof from NASA is fake and exited (the pictures, videos and live streams) then show me a fucking realistic edited picture, video or live stream of the flat earth.

Surely NASA doesn't have the best digital editors and someone else out there can re-create something similar to fit the flat earth agenda.

Pro tip: you can't

Why would anyone benefit from believing the earth is flat? What difference does it make?

>>731828682
I guess Newton's laws of motion don't exist anymore, then.

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>>731837777
>What difference does it make?
It surely wouldn't be "getting four same numbers in a row", good sir.

watch a ship sail away over an ocean bigheads

>>731838006
Flattards always claiming that their hypothesis doesn't contradict the known laws of physics.

They're simply too stupid to understand it actually does.

>>731828682
you're holding a fishbowl filled with water and a single fish. you start walking. does the fish have to swim to keep up with you? Once you figure out the answer to that question, you'll figure out why this smoke thing is a stupid argument.

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>>731833719
Planes almost never fly over the south pole.
But a flight from point A to B takes around 12 hours and a flight from A to C just about 10.
So you either travel faster on the "outer rim" of the flat earth, or the earth is a fucking globe.

>>731826559

I... can't even troll you back. Flat earth is SO retarded. I can't type in one single false justification without cringing half to death.