The reason you don't have a girlfriend is because you're

I would rather be single.

>>731803265
This. What's the point of having a gf if she's gonna be fat?

>>731803336
to keep you company.

>>731803212
she's literally a fucking twinkie
probably would snap in half as soon as I put my hands on her

>>731803212
My wife said NO to having a girlfriend

So you're wrong.

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>>731803692
No you wouldn't. She would have you wrapped around her finger in an hour.

>>731803212
saucey?

>>731803790
>She would have you wrapped around her finger in an hour
kek nigga wat

>>731803925
cam whore on MFC

>>731803929
He thinks that twinkie would have used her charms to manipulate you, despite barely having enough energy to stand up.

>>731803760
Waifus are just as jealous as the 3D ones, let me tell ya

>>731803336
Agreed i hate having to lift a flap to eat pussy

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But I do qualify for a skinny girlfriend. I have one.
Unfortunately, she's a raging alcoholic and she's usually passed out drunk.

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>>731804200

>>731804056
Ah, now I understand.

>>731804200
>>731804336
You lucky bastard

I considered OPs point. Use to date a rather skinny girl. 8 years of it. I got fat after an injury. Single no prospects I wanted. Realized I'm a fat fuck. Went to gym and pool. Getting less fat fucky. Life is better.

>>731803212
>ugly skinny girls don't exist
Are you an idiot?

moar! bummp

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>>731803212
Can't stand Morgan, there's no camwhore I'd rather hate fuck more.

>>731803265
I tried the online dating thing once

Only chicks that ever replied to me where the chubbies. And you could never tell if they were obese because of flattering angle on the photos. So I finally met with a girl and I tell you, she probably weight twice my size. It was pretty awkard.

>>731805089
budyd of mine did the online dating thing. smart dude, not bad looking. she was so god damn fat tho, like a cool 240-260 at 5'5

buddy fell off our balcony and i ran into his room to get help. they had just finished fucking and post bang smell is horrible but this was just rancid on a whole other level

>>731803212
>>>/x/

>>731804578
Ugly skinny girls are superior to attractive fat girls.

Fat girls are barely human.
They are basically the equivalent of a 43 year old man living with his mother.

>>731803540

>enjoying the company of a woman

Are you a fag? Only fags enjoy hanging out with women.

Women are for fucking, housework, and raising children.

>>731803540
I'd rather be alone than have a fat bitch anywher near me.

seriously nothing fucking makes me more sick.

>>731805310
> raising children

this is how you ruin your fucking life.

parents are miserable as fuck! they just lie to everyone around them that "it's worth it"

it isn't

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This thread needs more skinny girls in it

>>731803212
I would rather blow my brains out. I've had several decent relationships and I can promise I'll never date another fattie. Fuck.

>>731803212
who dat?

>>731805883
MFC camwhore. Used to go by the name PumpkinSpice. Quit for a few months, came back using the name Stormy

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>>731805609

>>731805883
http://anon-v.com/videos/111568/stormy-katthecamgirl-sucking-cock-0735626cef50d872/

>>731805883
http://anon-v.com/embed/104713

>>731803212
God, you're right!
Im going to tey it out

>>731803212
Or you're just a 1/10 and a loser with 0 self-esteem.

>>731803212

The reason I don't have a GF is because I don't want one. I like keeping relationships undefined and as casual as possible. Only if a girl sticks around for a long time and shows she is truly emotionally stable and rational can I consider being with her in a serious relationship.

>>731805883
http://anon-v.com/videos/104718/stormy-katthecamgirl-1st-time-anal-myfreecams-m-c143ba0234ac0d7e/

>>731803212
id rather, have a real doll then a fat chick stinkin up the joint and ruining my couch

>Be me 250lbs
>Gf fluctuates between 95-110lbs

Feelsgoodman.jpeg

>>731808076
Sweet Jesus

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Don't need no gf, I have a sister with a benzo habit. Makes it easy to take advantage of her blackouts.

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>>731808404

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>>731808447

>>731808000
>>Girl
>Stable
Kek, nigga what's that?

>>731808320
http://anon-v.com/videos/104714/stormy-katthecamgirl-dragonball-z-cum-myfreecams-c3073bf486a26eab/

>>731803212
nah it's just that whores are cheaper in the long run.

>>731809649
How...? Fuck buddies are free

>>731809774
yes your imaginary fuckbuddies are free.

>>731803265
>>731803336
Both of theses

>>731803212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmQL9hNjfRU

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>>731803790
The level of beta in that sentence if off the scales. No self respecting human lets ANY other human wrap them round their finger.

>>731803212
>implying everybody wants single use fuck toys that snap after one thrust.

>>731809869
Regardless of whether or not you believe I have one, the fact remains that casual relationships exist and are pretty common now. Are you one of those guys that thinks you have to pay for dates and buy girls shit to keep them around?

>>731803212
The reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I don't go out, talk to strangers, or trust anyone.

>>731803265
fpbp

I married a 120 Pound goddess with gigantic tits and an ass that would make a nigger cry, and I was a 250 pound fatass. I fucked that shit like it was going outta style too, pounded that deep spot so hard she saw stars. She still wishes she hadn't divorced me because her tantric drunk ass useless fuckup of a present husband can't last more than ten minutes before passing out from exhaustion, and he's thin and muscular. Fat chicks think they got magic pussies anyway. I never met one who didn't think they had a chance to latch on to a sexy rich man if they just saved their pussy for the right moment. A woman who will fuck is gonna fuck whoever strikes her fancy, your job is to intetesting to that woman. It is both as difficult and as simple as that.

>>731810021
you pay a whore to go the fuck away and leave you alone when things are done. alot of times these "casual" relationships end up with unintended consequences.

>>731803212
with that attitude fatty is gonna cuck you anyway

>>731803790
Goddamn


I love girls who cant get their period

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>>731805089
>>731805089
Lmao same shit happened to me.
|
Meet some girl and her friend from facebook with my buddy, and we ended up ditching them mid meetup. It must have stung cause they were into us. I feel like a dick but what the fuck, how do you make 200 lbs look like 120??

>>731803212
I'm 260lbs and my gf is about 115lbs, OP. I don't see your point.

Granted, I don't look like a complete hambeast since I'm 6'1" so it's a little more evenly distributed. But still, I'm not a tone guy.

>>731803212
You must be really shallow person, if you think that body is all.
I don't really care about body types (unless someone's morbidly under/overweight).
What matters when looking for partner is someone you can intimately connect to.
If I wanted to cum buckets, I'd buy this weird fleshlight that rips your dick off.

>>731810778
>>731810778
If you're so secure with yourself why are you posting ITT?

Let's face it - on the inside you're a neckbeard chubby faggot loser

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>>731810778
Forgot pic

>>731810778
>evenly distributed
So you weigh 260 lbs and are only 6'1"? You're fat as fuck, bud. I weigh an even 200 and am 6'3".

>>731810931
Because I saw OP making a claim that I didn't think was completely true. Just trying to let other anons not lose hope.

>>731811088
Lel

>>731811142
I said "a little more0 evenly distributed, anon. I even went out ofy way to say that I am by no means "tone." I'm overweight, not a body builder.

You all just havent mastered the art of the dad bod yet. Not saying it's a good thing, just that it happened.

>>731811300
>all those typos.
Thank you, swipe-to-text.

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>>731811142
i'm 5'9" and 300 pounds

>>731811088
That guy shot himself

2D>3D

>>731811300
If it doesn't apply to you, you didn't need to post. You're obviously insecure. Transparent faggot

>>731811373
No shit? Couldn't find anything with a reverse image search, got sauce on that info?

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>>731811366
I'm 4'6" and 700 lbs

Atleast the chubbies/thiccc keep you warm at night ;)

>>731811507
Just trying to help the other anons, but okay then, m8.

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>>731811582
>Couldn't find anything with a reverse image search

Jesus Chirst.

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>>731811681
Are you confused or retarded? I was referring to info, not the picture you autistic faggot

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Steam beg thread

looking for some one to gift me 911 'Operator' or other games on my wish list.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198107210443/

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>>731811879
A-any more?

>>731803212
how fat are we talking about?

>>731811815
>used reversed image search to find info
>found something
>claims he didn't find anything

>>731811649
1.) egotism isn't a solution for insecurity
2.) anyone who's ever posted in these kinds of threads knows you're insecure, that's why people are fucking with you
3.) you are nowhere near as smart as you think you are

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>>731812093
Explaining your retarded thought process and playing it off like you're a troll makes you look even more dumb

>>731812142
>Focusing this much on "insecurity" from a genuine response from anon
I'll take "What is projection?, for 500, Alex!"

>>731811879
Is this CP?

>>731812304
If you have to ask then it probably isn't

>>731812304
If you have to ask...

>>731812304
I sure hope so, anon.

ITT fat virgins

>>731803212
>qualify for a skinny girl
>don't date for 7 years
>find someone with an amazing personality
>watch her become a skinny as we work out together
Because fuck being a shallow dick.

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>>731812252
>claims to not recognize pic that's old as the internet
>obvious newfag
>gets called out on being new
>tries to play it off like he's cool and fails miserably
nice try. you can't talk your way out of being retarded.

gtfo with the CP, making me cringe

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>>731812252
>>731812505

>>731812252
Does anyone actually like you in real life?

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>>731812304
>Is this CP?
Sleep tight anon, sleep tight.

>be me
>had a 9/10 20 year old gf since last summer.
>shes tiny, 5.0' 100
>jamaican. so she all tits and ass. can shake that ass for me like its a brazers video
>she attends are super private college in claremont.
>loves all the same nerd shit as me. laughs at all my jokes.
>Is literally the perfect woman in my eyes smartest and hottest girl i've ever been in a relationship with
>she said she was with plenty of men before sexually
>was by far the worst sex possible.
>how can such a beautiful woman be so bad in bed?
>my dick is average, yet she always would bitch about it hurting her. Every fucking time.

>there always a tradeoff i guess.

>>731803790
>spank me
if I wanted to play a xylophone I'd play a xylophone

>>731812714
Mods cp

>>731812771
>my dick is average, yet she always would bitch about it hurting her. Every fucking time.
Sounds like you don't know how to foreplay. She must be used to better than you (and also not doing the work).

>>731812859
I'm not Googling it

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>>731803692
Doubtful

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>>731803790

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>>731812304
Kek

>>731808076
>http://anon-v.com/videos/104714/stormy-katthecamgirl-dragonball-z-cum-myfreecams-c3073bf486a26eab/


pretty much the most perfect thing I've ever seen on the internet

>>731813380
Why would a guy want to have sex with that?
Wouldn't it feel like laying on a pile of rakes?

I just don't get it. Real women do not look like this.

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>mfw tinder date with girl who says she "doesn't eat" in ten minutes and I'm posting on /b/ about it

>>731813380
I really do wish she would fix the gaps in her teeth.

>>731813583
>Laying on a pile of rakes
Autoread that as pile of leaves. Reread. Kek^10

>>731813583
She is a real woman. The evidence to the contrary of your claim is literally right in front of you.

My problem isn't being fat, it's being socially retarded. I'm ~125 pounds and I'm 5'8"

>>731811692
>>731813225
is this the same girl? who? more of/like her plz

>>731813267
Thanks, Mr. Skeltal

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>>731813148
not googling what, a xylophone?

>>731812947
>don't know how to foreplay

nigga foreplay isn't rocket science.

I not gonna say i have the perfect dick that magically pleases every woman ever but I've never had any issues with getting woman getting wet enough to take some dick.

No, the problem was this bitch was just being a cry baby. I had no problem getting her to nutt from by just fingering and eatting her pussy for 20 minutes. No matter what she would start bitching about the pain shortly after.

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>>731813225
mother
fucking
oreos

>>731814599
sounds like pain tolerance issues, i had a 8/10 amazon chick, not even tight, complained about pain, turns out shes got a condition fibromyalgia i think. ggwp

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>>731803265

>>731804828
>>731803790
>You can actually spank skeletons
This fucking world.

lol I have a skinny GF

>>731805447
This is the truth and one of them is probably coming to argue with you soon. They don't want to be miserable alone. Don't fall for their shit.

>>731803540
A girl keeping you company is the worst part about having a girlfriend>>731803336

>>731808000
With that logic you'll be single forever. Not saying it's a bad thing. Enjoy casual relationships while it lasts.

>>731810778
I've got news for you....

>>731813987
No, they're not the same girl. Girl on the bottom is one of the top earners on MFC.

>>731814978
k. now I'm angry. how the fuck can she eat cookies like that and still be thin?

It's just not fair.

>>731803212
>The reason you don't have a girlfriend is because you're delusional enough to believe you qualify for a skinny girl

this is truth. People who don't take care of themselves only deserve their own kind.

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>>731814978

>>731821269
did you make this?

>>731803540
Women are boring as fuck. If you tolerate spending time with them for any reason other than sex, you're a goddamn beta bitch.

>>731821791
no, saved it like a year or so ago. Never thought I'd get the chance to use it.

>>731820985
fat guys shouldn't expect to get girls that are in good shape, but it isn't delusional for a thin/in shape guy to want a thin/in shape girl

>>731822132
there's tiers:
athlete/high maintenance
casual fitness/medium maintenance
slim/ low maintenance
skinny-fat/ flabby/ low negligence
sickly/fat mild negligence
morbidly obese/ gross negligence

realistically you can have everything below your tier with ease and everything within your tier with normal difficulty going above is increased difficulty.

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>>731803212
I'm pretty sure the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because my boyfriend wouldn't approve.

>>731803212
I have a skinny gf and a baby daughter.

Checkmate, famalamapai

>>731803212
The reason I don't have a girlfriend is because [spoiler] I have a wife [/spoiler]

>>731803212
Or you could just start going to the gym, get a life and get your RL loli if that's what you want.

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>>731803212
She's disgusting. Outside and inside.

>>731823694
what a qt I really hope this is not cp

>>731803212
As a fat guy, I've actually had better luck with stupid skinny girls. Fat bitches are just that. Never know what they want and always put themselves first.

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>>731824043
She looks old as shit fam. That's what prolonged eating disorders do to you.

>>731803212
Hah! quitter's talk faggot, burn with your lard coffins

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Pick one.

>>731805169
I fell off a balcony once too, 0/10 do not recommend.

>>731803212
I am more skinny than her...
How can people even get fat is beyond me, bunch of lazy bastards that need to eat every fucking single day.

Grow a backbone!

>>731824259
I honestly can't tell with marfanoids.

>>731824329
One on the right probably sucks a dick way better

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It's funny watching skeletons trying to position themselves into looking like they have an ass.

If you're gonna be an anorexic whore then you are flat all over, why don't they just accept it?

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fat guy turned skinny guy in highschool master race.

all it takes is 1 month of forcibly making yourself drink an entire bottle of water when you get hungry and you are in.

if you are fat you are just a fucking retard that hasn't learned this yet.

>>731823694
she would have been great, but alas she painted her hair green blue ish kinda color. She is mentally unstable

ITT Skeletons

>>731824601
Some people actually enjoy food tho

>>731824445
I think most people eat everyday...lol. It's what they eat. I lost 60 pounds just by cutting taco bell, red meat, and most sugary drinks. Also replaced most of my drinking with weed.

>>731803212
Well, to tell you the truth, all bitches are fucked up. Skinny girls are just different kind of fucked up.
I've dated my share of super skinnies and semi-chubs, and I can't really tell a difference besides the weight.

And if you think a hot body is all you need to stay satisfied, oh jesus you are young and naive (or more fucked up than the girls).

>>731803265
>thread

>>731824717
then you'd chose quality over quantity

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>>731824680
She's mentally unstable no matter what colour her stupid hair is.

An anorexic/bulimic camwhores paedo enabler bitch is not a strong combo.

>>731824771
love is not unique, special or timeless
good relationships start with good humans the physicality of which cannot be understated and sex is at least 1/3rd of that.

>>731824717
skeleton here, after a certain point you stop tasting food and it just becomes a means of living. You also stop smelling stuff and above all you lose the sense of accomplishment when you do stuff. Everything gets dull.

So it's pretty easy to stay slim as fuck since you don't fucking care about anything anymore

>>731824329
One on the right, honestly. She looks like she'd be able to take more dick than the one on left.

>>731803212
Jokes on you! I'm bangin' my 13 year old sister!

>>731803336
Fat isn't attractive. But thick is. I like meat, not twigs.

>>731803212
My gf is 109lbs and has a six pack, OP. I'm a fat 280lb slob. I've got thisss

>>731825901
let's be honest here you aint packing nothing that they aint seen before. If they can't "take it" you're just a turnoff.

>>731808404
moar?

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>>731807392

>>731824941
That skrillex