>Walk into your bedroom >You find your mom on your bed

Turn 360 and walk away

>>731802114
Wake up

Fucking leave

>>731802114
Fuck her right in the pussy

>>731802203
Fucking autist, did you skip math?
Jeez

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I'll start by checking these sweet digits

>>731802203
You'd walk straight into her.....

>>731802203
Dick head

>>731802300
Dubs confirm best course of action

>>731802339
>implying he wants to walk away

>>731802300
>>731802402
>>731802434
>being this new

>>731802114
Shield my eyes and ask for rent money

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>>731802114
>Put blanket over her
>Pour water on her head
>Ask her what shes doing in my house
>Call fiance and explain my Mom is prob insane
>When shes finally up and dressed tell that this is the weirdest shit ever
>Ask her what it was about
>If she doesn't answer tell her
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." As I hand her a bowl of eggs
>Tell her to go home

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>>731802114
Move very quietly and take a huge dump on her tits.

>give her a bowl of eggs

>>731802114

Ask here where she found The Fountain of Youth that took 40 years off her.

>>731802808
only eggs can sustain me

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>>731802114
must impregnate
system override
erection engorging
penetration eminent

My mom looks younger than I do.

I'd rape my mother.

>>731802114
"Hey honey, I made breakfast" she says as she spreads her legs more so.

>Eat my breakfast.

This isn't the first time this has happened...

>>731802402
lurk moar fgt

immediately think "who dug up my mom"

>>731802339
>newfag detected

>>731802114
Wouldn't your mom be the least likely woman to accuse you of rape?

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>>731802114
Turn around, close the door leave the house, and only return when it is confirmed that shit stopped.
Naked parents are fucking gross.

take a picture
send it to our hot neighbor
he will come home and bang her
records the show
jerk on it anytime i want

I say "mom, yer younger than when you died"

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>>731802505

>being this new
>also being this new, not realizing they're just trolling, you dumbed ass

>>731802114
Wonder who exhumed her

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>>731803801

>tfw good point

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>>731802203

Why the fuck would anyone fuck their mom? Incest is disgusting

>>731804083
haha im only pretending to be retardd haha

>>731802114
have sex with. When she wakes up accuse her of seducing you.

Also demand tendies.

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>>731804083

>>731804274
It's only disgusting when you get caught

>>731804668
That is a nice pussy tho

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>>731804720
>>731802114
now, son. Its time you posted the fuckin source for this shit

>>731802114
take a picture post on b/ and ask other idiots what to do

Ask the coroner what the fuck hes been up to, and more importantly how the hell did he get him and it into my house.

My mom is fucking UGLY, if my mom was like OPs mom I would totally creampie that fucker

>>731804841
Reverse image search you lazy fuck...

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>>731802687

>>731804104
underrated post

>>731802434
>>731802402
>>731802339
Incredible

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>>731802114
Do her then move on to the sister

>>731805686
Dude NOT cool. Show some respect!

>>731805686
too soon bro

>>731802114
>go in NINJA MODE
>take some pics
>go to the toilet
>grab my tiny dick and masturbate like the beta fag that i am.

>>731802203
I fucking love that comment, I LTS hilarious cos I know you're kidding. Not like these monkeys getting riled up

>>731805779
>>731805826
why u guys butthurt fagots?

>>731806041
It's *

>>731806049
What the fuck is wrong with you? Be respectful

>>731802114
Fuck her for 1000 years!

>>731806271
well good sir, what seems to be the cause of your irritation. i understand me calling you a fgt upset you, my excuse. but what is wrong with the picture and text?

>>731804842
This

>>731805189
Good reference

>>731806489
It's too soon. Just don't talk about it.