g'morning anon. hope u slept well. tell me why you will

Never said I wouldn't

bc i have a bitch

I have to work tomorrow

>>731795689
Stop making this thread you dumb cancer poster

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I did in fact kill myself today
Sleep tight

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>>731795780
is she a nice girl ?

Cause I'm calling out of work to go renfesting... /b/itches

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>>731797835
>renfesting
What is that ?

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>>731797978
>anon has never been renfesting

Oh boy, looks like we got a fucking comedian over here

>>731795689
because i have a gf and i get to do this today

>>731797978

It's a corporate American festival where everything there is RENted instead of purchased. It harkens back to when early industrialists would rent out all of your possessions to you as long as you worked for them.

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>>731798151
congrats on the gf and doing that. >>731798186
oh.

Training for a marathon

>>731795689
I think I can handle another week, what you think?

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>>731798264
g'luck anon.
u've ran marathon before ?

I have a date next week, should probably wait and see how that goes first.

>>731798365
I've run a bunch of halfs, but this is my first full

>>731798566
dubs say you can do it

Cuz I'mma gonna play GTA!

>>731798566
>>731798622
ayy double dubs say you will win

>>731798566
good luck, man

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Because I can still feel, and while I can still feel I won't give up.

Because why kill myself, when I could instead attempt to kill those that make my life terrible?

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>>731798566
you'll do it. g'luck man.
>>731798791
that's the spirit man. good thinking.,
>>731798821
true. are there many of those people ?

>>731795689
They don't have beer in hell

>>731795689
Because I came deep and hard in my wife, then she made me breakfast.

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>>731795689
Throwing out my JLPT books so I can start studying Mandarin instead.

>>731795689
I don't actually know.

I don't have a reason to be alive.

>>731795689
Shut up fucking moron

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>>731798967
what hole did u come in?
>>731799016
g'luck.
>>731799062
stay alive for /b/>>731799104
ok.

Better something than nothing.

>>731798847
sauce?

>>731795689
gimme sauce, dont be a greedy Jew!

>>731795689

Because I'm waiting to fuck your mom tommorow...

i kill myself after hl3 release

>>731799185
why?

>Wife was physically and emotionally abusive, i got out, but im left with severe social problems, I feel awkward even being around people I know/my family, PTSD, and depression that's barely stable with medication

>Children put in adoption by social services. after they said no to me having them I backed it as it was best for them.

>No real qualifications and no idea how to move on with life. It's been three years since I've last worked and spend every day in my bedroom on the net.

>attempting to move on with life fills me with anxiety and nothing happens as a result

I am stuck. help.

Cuz i have ambitions outside of shitposting on /b/

>>731798500
Hopefully the dubs are a good sign, after my last ex I think I'm owed some good karma.

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>>731799492
if i can marry rose im not killing myself anyway

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I get to fuck this
>>731795689

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>>731799569

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>>731799598

I just had amazing sex

>>731799185
Da pussy. The way god intended.

When I start to get close I slow down and start pounding her hard and deliberately. THen when I start to nut, I pull her hips as tight as I can and let out a nice loud grunt and let it rip. Thirty seconds later I'm settling down for a nice 15-20 minute nap. Then wake up to the smell of bacon. Every Sunday; praise the leeerd.

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>>731799637

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Spending Thursday night in a hotel with a lass, sheeet I still need to get some massage oil.

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>>731799252
wish i knew.
>>731799492
then congrats on immortality.
>>731799650
>
congrats on the sex. >>731799660
>
excellent bro.

>>731799693
do you have any of the names?
>>731798847

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>>731795689
Because despite depression social anxiety and constant paranoia I want to better myself for the people around me and the people I've wronged lately.
I hate myself but I wanna be better.

Because I'm not sad like I was. I live with people who let me live how I want. Nobody calls me an austistic loser anymore. For the first time in my life I have real loving support around me and I feel happy.

>>731799842
What an autistic fantasy you live in. You primarily shop online for a reason. Do you think you can escape the critics faggot? Do you think you can hide from your autism?

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>>731795689
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-preservation

>>731799953
Haha I mean I have friends and a girlfriend and stuff. I'm still an autistic weeb, but now I'm confident about myself and stuff. So you can say whatever about me, and I know I have faults. Im not all faults though and I'm really happy. A lot happier than somebody who gets off on trying to make strangers sad on the internet.

>>731795689
>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today
it's probably because of my high standards
I don't wanna be with a girl unless it's Sasha Grey
tbh, I checked local girls and they're so meek I don't even wanna contact them

>>731795689
apathy probably

>>731795689
Good morning OP

I attempted suicide 6 days ago, I'm still here of course. I swallowed 10 60mg Oxycontin pills downed them with what was left of my vodka and I took a hot bath.

Woke up in the hospital to my mom crying her eyes out asking me why I am the way I am.

She told me when I was young that I would reap what I sowed.

I didn't kill myself today because no matter how hard life can be, it's worth it.

I'm 19 years old and I got my whore of a gf pregnant, 6 day's ago I found out the baby isn't mine. I love her, she's my sun and moon. Idk what too do. But killing myself is only a long term solution to a short term problem. I realize this now.

>>731795689
Good morning. I'm 27 years old and I was going to kill myself before I turned 28, but now I've found a turning point. I hope I can escape this bottomless pit soon and move out of my mom's house.

>>731800467
two words. Falcon punch

>>731800539
It's not about where you are, it's about who you are and who you're with. You'll get out of that pit some time. Don't put all of your self worth in one basket. Things will be just fine anon.

>>731800467
She's not worth it. She's never worth it

>>731800633
No baka, it's about money, I have no money. I hate living in this liberal sanctuary city where the government puts the citizens of another country before their own.

>>731801022
Well I can't say I agree with your politics. I just hope that you are happy soon.

>>731801022
Looking for a handout? Try being more like the hardworking Mexican

>>731795689
Full range ban this spammer mods. FUCKING FULL RANGE BAN THIS GUY HE DOES THIS EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR YEARS

if i had your address i would kill you today

I'm kind of cynical about life overall, but right now I'm fucking this girl and we're trying to see how many public places we can go on my campus to fuck. Being a little wild every once in a while brings me away from my monotonous life

>>731801156
Lost 7 years of my life, I will never be happy
>>731801289
I don't look for handouts, its just easier for companies to pay $2 an hour to a Mexican than $8.50 to a legal citizen. Shit I even tried working on a farm and I didn't get hired.

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>>731799746
it's great u want to be better.

>>731801482
Where the fuck are you living

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>>731800467
i'm glad u weren't successful.
please don't try again.
Hope u feel better anon.
>>731800539
glad you found life worth living.
>>731801331
hope ur have a good day anon.

>>731795689
Because I want to ride a dick of a real man too. No homo.

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>>731801516
I hate when girls can't take the D. Its a major turn off for me. Not wife materiel at all.

>>731801539
NYC. DeBlasio loves Mexicans and gives them all the jobs.
>>731801626
This life is not worth living. Its like 8 million hungry bears and 2,5 million illegal bears fighting for a piece of meat.

>>731801482
Why don't you learn a trade and become something useful like an electrician?

>>731795689
Because i have recently discovered the joy of $20 blowjobs from street walking hookers

>>731801824
No money

Just because you have a mental illness doesn't mean that everyone else has it.

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>>731801661
dats homo. but u can be homo if u want.
>>731801784
we are all in the same situation, tho.

I'd love to
I've tricked myself into thinking my kids are better off with me alive rather than getting the life insurance money. I'm gradually coming round to the other way of thinking so maybe soon.
My wife will be devastated but will probably get over it.
My mum will probably kill herself if I do but it won't be my problem.

One day.

>>731795689
I'm too hungover to walk, let alone kill myself

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Because I'm currently going through an up in life. Just finished an 8 year down. Something clicked and I realized I was causing all my problems... Am I becoming a rogue normie?

>>731795689
By the way, Op, is that James Deen or Jay Smooth? No homo.

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>>731798258
lol

I woke up alone 4500 miles away from my closest friends or family. I made myself some waffles and have been sitting by the phone waiting for anyone to call.

It's my 30th birthday today.

>>731801960
If you are white, get a loan and enroll in a community college. Come on Anon, cash in on your white privilege

>>731802333
Post your number. You'll get lots of calls

>>731802482
Lol nigger I ain't that dumb.

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>>731802155
nice dubs.
stay alive.
>>731802218
don't know.
>>731802169
sounds like u had a good night
>>731802482
lol. true.

>>731795689
because it requires more effort than its worth

>>731795689
Because I'mtoo pussy to do it. Xanax might help but I've tried and either I don't take enough or I black out

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have a good day everyone.

I don't want too.

>>731802333
Happy Birthday, we'll see you next year as well.

>>731799672
more

>got a cute gf that sucks good dick
>got sissy type body that my friend likes to fuck

>>731795689
My girlfriend does ass to mouth

>>731799594
now the reason why you are not killing yourself?
This seems only to amplify the need to kys

Because my mom wouldn't be able to take care of my brother as well as she is now.

because as much as life sucks, I have a large dong and every so often 6-7/10 girls let me slide it down their throat

>>731795689
I gotta study for finals

>>731795689
Because I still think she'll come back to me. I miss her deeply, OP.

>>731800539
ive set the date for my 30th that if my life isnt at least a little better than now then im just going to end it, it isnt like im not putting in the effort as ive gone through training for jobs and everything but im still living with my family in a shack on a mountain in bum fucked west virginia

that being said i have 7 1/2 years to make my deadline so it isnt like im not giving myself enough time either

with the time ive given myself and the effort i'm putting into this i feel completely justified if i have to end my life at 30

>>731801960
how old are you anon? if your a poorfag and under the age of 24 you could always try enrollment in JobCorps, they will get you the training you need

life will be shitty and you will hate every moment of it but in the end it will be better

>>731802155
doesnt suicide cancel life insurance?

OP, what country are you on right now ?
I very much relate to your feelings.

>>731795887
Shut up, skelly.

Oh, yeah - because I'm waiting for my gf to come all horny in her black stockings, heels and nightie and ravage me.

>>731805767
>because I'm waiting for my gf to come all horny in her black stockings, heels and nightie and ravage me.
definitely not true

>>731805966
it kinda is tho :/

>not that i care what you think tho, anon

>>731806042
>implying that telling me "it's true" is going to change my mind
gonna need some evidence boy. Exceptional claims require exceptional evidence

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>>731805338
a country in a continent.

>>731795689

>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today

I am looking forward to a nice bowl of Ramen, and some 75lb asian spinner pussy.

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>>731806106
Fine... You got me... I have no one and nothing in this world... -_- Thanks for ruining my day and life, asshole.

Becuase i have coke today so might as well do that first

>>731806294
Aight, if you happen to be in Portugal we could meet up, maybe we can help each other.

>>731795689
there's still them niggers on my lawn that need to be introduced by this micropenis

>>731795689
I'm in time out

>>731795689
Because I'm an artist and I need to leave a lot of my art for future generations. I'd totally kill myself if it wasn't for that.

Favorite artist is going to be in the area for a concert in August. figured I'd hang on until then.

Writing my master thesis in mechatronics engineering.

>>731795689
Cause someone a thousand miles away said they love me

That psycho girl I repressed life for eis back. Im gonna go hang out with her. Get to hold her. Fuck guys... I wish I could feel what Im feeling rn. Im all fuzzy like a teen.

>>731795829
good anon desu

>>731795689
I passed my real estate exam after three tries so I guess I'm going to see how that goes now.

I think I'll want to live if I regain control of my finances and life.

>>731795689
listening to this
https://soundcloud.com/damn-whore/sorry

>>731795689
eh, its actually a nice day out for once.....

Because I like living, breathing, thinking, talking, eating, shitting, showering etc. I dont want it to stop just because I sometimes feel like dying over petty shit.

>>731803384
You too man

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>>731808825
that feel

Because I keep telling myself that I haven't sperged it all up and that I didn't make dinner last might awkward and that she might talk to me again and that I leave for the Air Force soon and that I'm too much of a pussy to blow my brains out.

>>731795689
Because ill do it tomorrow

>>731809576
just dont die inna service. Then your leaving all the guys you trusted so unfathomably, in the shit. Its your shit not theirs.

>>731802333
Honestly anon, post your number. Or email it to me.

Mcxznbv at gmail

I'll give you a call and I won't be a dick

I know the lonely feeling on a birthday

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>>731808534
g'luck with that.

Can still pay for it if I get really lonely

>>731809810
The Air Force is my only way out. I'll get to start new, be around new people in a new place doing something I'm passionate about.

The last few weeks have been hell. Ended it with my abusive fiancee after a year of hell, i work at a job where I don't have any coworkers, can't enroll in college, still have two friends who live here who are busy as fuck all the time... this is lonliness like I've never felt before.

>>731809967
The niggas you ride with there you die with so to speak. Youll never want anything more. Youre making a good decision anon.
Im gonna join one day when the people I love arent hurt by my death. Civi life is gay. everyone lies to you.

>>731810174
It's hard, man. It's hard being cut from a different cloth. I live in a socially progressive part of a progressice state, but was raised by southerners. I've never "vibed" with people here; I've been on dates/dated women and skipped the subtext bullshit and told them how I felt and had them look at me like I was a rapist; I try to make plans to hang out or work out with people and they cancel or don't show up.

I want to be around motivated people who have some passion and decency.

As for you, enlist in a non-combat job. There's stil lbadass stuff you can do without getting shot at.

>>731810575
nah I gots sights for what I need to do to feel satisfied. I understand how you feel. I grew up ina bush town so if you liked someone you just said that shit and it wasnt anything. I love the drive too regular people are only here because they were squeezed out. If you want to be in the military, you get in. For the ballad of the soldier is to try, and try , and try again, always trying, always gaining.

>>731810575
also you cant prepare for combat, it just happens. always be chill because unless youre sleeping youre not dead. Please dont ever think it was your fault if your friends died itll kill you. shit just happens.

>>731810941
you just sound honest so I dont want to think youll turn into a spook or dead if you come here

>>731811023
If you can find strength in the darkest of times you can get through anything. This cess pool has taught me more than I can read. glfam gg no re

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life is good.
it's good to be alive.

>>731801784
Lives in new york city
Cant find a job
>you lazy racist shithead

Going to see guardians of the galaxy volume two with some friends.

I/ve lost any hope to kill my self without fault