New "poorly describe movies and other people guess them"

>>731787818
Office space

I wonder why the other thread ended so suddenly. It was doing great.

Full Metal Jacket.

Two guys share a meal - both are pretentious.

>Loser gets paid to make winners into losers
>loser meets a woman who makes the loser into a winner
>loser's boss gets jelly.

>>731788015
Showdown in little tokyo

>>731788015
Ding Ding Ding! Winner 1

now:
a limpy gimpy tells cops a huge lie based on a coffee cup

>>731787818
>a bunch of rednecks fly to a rock to dig a hole

a crippled sea animal touches a butt and pays the price

>>731787818
>a woman betrays her husband and gets pregnant. She makes a story up, but everything went out of control.

>>731788168
duno that one but:

shia le BTFO gets punished for having shoes and has to live off peaches with a spick and a man who has a woman's name gets what he deserves

>>731788186
Spongebob the Movie

>girl tries to fuck father
>mother catches them in the act and stops them
>girl turns into a boy
>boy fucks his own mother
>mother gets preggo with boys baby

Vin Diesel warns everyone about the dark but they all turn out to be weaklings and get killed meanwhile Vin Diesel drags batteries around

>>731788145
The usual suspects

>>731788186
Finding nemo

>>731788263
i want to watch it

>>731788168
Armageddon

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>>731788263
thats not a movie thats a porno

>>731788295
yeaahhhh dude
>>731788251
close but no lol it's >>731788311

>>731788229
Gone girl

>>731788290
Pitch black

A bad chef named after spaghetti ties up a health inspector and locks him in a closet for a long fuckin time but redeems himself by reminding a prick about his childhood

>>731788393
nice, I didn't think anyone would get that

>>731788336
Nah its an actual movie

Guy gets shot. Gets reborn as his sisters child.

A bunch of nerdy faggots drink booze out of bleach jugs and the fat one headbutts a chick

>>731788328
yup
>a dude with a speaking disorder and his crippled girlfriend try to save the environment, but get assassinated by a group of agents.

>>731788511
Superbad

Seth Rogen and James Franco fantasize about Michael Cera's pink butthole and later ascend to heaven

>>731788535
yeah dude

>>731788568
This is the end

Seth Rogen and James Franco make a movie and almost trigger WW3

>Loser makes winners into losers
>Loser mets a woman who turns loser into a winner
>Losers boss gets jelly

>>731788609
nice

A retard runs
AND
Gum gets shoved in padlocks and a dude's ex fucks a dead guy on a toilet and many gatorades are stolen and the blond guy is definitely NOT gay

A kid (who later in life becomes an ugly fucking adult) gets forgotten by his family

>>731788015

palp piction

>>731788677
The interview

>little girl is a hooker
>man says quit it she says nah im cool
>man kills pimp
>saves girl from being a hooker

>>731788263
Splice

>>731788776
Joe dirt

>>731788835
Winner

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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air's dog dies and he goes on a rampage

AND

Neo's dog dies and he goes on a rampage

>>731788848
No, think more kids movies

>>731788832
the equalizer

>>731788186
Pirates of caribbian

>>731788900
1. i am legend
2. john wick

>>731788920
Close but the girl is actually looks around 11 12 or 13 and the main character isnt black

>>731788928
haha no it was already guessed see>>731788311

>>731788964
we got a sniper here

do you know...
legend man puts a dude's head in an ass

>>731788832
Taxi

>>731789006
Hancock

> a goose gives a bird to a Ruskie. Thanks to a maverick

>>731789006
hancock

A dude with a bad haircut hallucinates about a radiator and accidentally kills his alien baby\

>>731789038
>>731789045
Yes but that one was EZ :)

>>731789027
You got the first half of the movie title

>>731789067
species?

>>731788724
Clerks

>>731788530
>>a dude with a speaking disorder and his crippled girlfriend try to save the environment, but get assassinated by a group of agents.

nobody?
i guess thats to hard for ya

>>731789039
>80's
>one hit hot chick

>hot woman gets anally raped for around 8 mins straight
>hot woman gets kicked in the face afterwards
>bf kills the wrong rapist

A guy named after hotdogs and a medievel stone building throws hot water in a russian guy's face and later make's John Travolta's son hold a landmine and also wasted a lot of time setting up explosives in a parking lot

>>731789144
Yes! Glad someone know's that one. 37?!?

>>731789128
Noo, it's old and trippy

>>731789081
Ah right.
Taxi driver!

>>731789243
Correct

>>731789239
the punisher lol

>>731789239
Punisher

>>731789266
>>731789296
haha yeah, you guys got it.

A dude is obsessed with polaroids and some bitch lets everyone spit in his drink and he ends up killing the only guy who helped him

>>731789351
that film where everything is shown in reverse order. memento?

>>731789351
Momento

>>731789351
Momento

>>731789169
More clues

>>731789371
>>731789383
>>731789402
Niceeee goteem. Also learn to spell christ

Here's Johnny tries to help an indian guy learn to talk again but gets turned into a vegetable

>>731789437
>a dude with a speaking disorder and his crippled girlfriend try to save the environment, but get assassinated by a group of agents.
>agents are fancy clothed
>Movie ends with butsex

A blind, wheelchair-bound cripple ironically gets eaten by pigs and an FBI agent gets her hair caught in a fridge

Arnold runs a lot.

>>731789573
Kingsmen

>>731789616
yup

>>731789612
Choppa?

>guy takes bird bath in a tiny waterfall
>animal shows up
>guy scared and cries like a little bitch
>animal walks away without killing the guy

>>731789456
anger management?
>>731789612
running man

>>731789653
Nope

>>731789663
Yep

>>731789591
Silence of the lambs sequel

>>731789573
Kek

>>731789591
Hannibal

A french dude dies for a loli and she names a fuckin plant after him

>>731789663
no it's older and not a comedy
>>731789694
>>731789708
yeah. I hated how they didn't get Jodie Foster to play starling again

A guys gf gets raped by some dudes. Kills herself. Guy gets recensera by killing rapists.

>>731789730
The pro

A loser dies of hypothermia because he doesn't know how to hold on to furniture

AND

A cop gets a lobotomy when he finds out his gun is a toy

>>731789778
nice. Movie had the worst ending of any hitman movie ever

>>731789823
1. shit brah thats hard
2. shutter island

>>731789823
Titanic

Everyone should get this one.

A kool internet tough guy blows up a government building with a bunch of shit and tortures a girl with a toilet paper story to prove a point

>>731789879
You got the second
>>731789881
You got the first

Sno-cones for everyone

How about: A dude goes insane when a gangster with a really gay name kills his family and turns into a badass when his friends give him a nice car

>>731788015
Hannibal

>>731789910
Anonymous

Lol wait how about:

A dude who's obsessed with his mom makes everyone afraid to take showers

>>731789996
Batman? Shit i dont know

>>731790050
Psycho

>>731790050
Psycho

>>731790049
you don't really think it's called that do you? but yes

>>731790056
noo think like, old movie that got a half-decent remake a little while ago.

>>731790076
>>731790094
there ya go

>>731789039
>alpha Scientologist plays gay volleyball

>>731789770
Anyone?

>dude trolls government by blowing shit up and making everyone look like him, while torturing his only friend

A: A guy who's obsessed with driving Lincolns tells his daughter about the future using dust

B: A man's barbershop business gets ruined by a kid finding a fingernail

>>731790228
I already put V for Meme friendo

>girl comes out of a loony bin
>shes a cutter
>gets a job
>boss is weird
>boss abuses her
>sore ass
>she falls in love with him

>>731789770
The crow?

>>731790300
Girl with dragon tatoo

A guy hits his head on a sink and has an epiphany about how to trick out his car

>>731790333
Yessir. Also, nice trips

>>731790340
No
Another clue, they get married in the end.

>>731790300
Girl with dragon tatoo>>731790355
Bttf

>>731790380
Oh snaps you're right. I rule!

An asshole gets cancer and learns about /k/ and rekt threads and also decides to make a creepy puppet for no reason

>>731790402
yeah, that one was so classic I had to make it vague

>>731790402
No.
Another clue, she pisses herself for her boss.

>>731788047
Wanted

A gay android that looks like Billy Idol cries in the rain

Let's see if you can get this movie with only one quote from it.

"I wasn't the one who called the Dalai Lama a fag"

>>731790542
Blade runner

>>731790496
Nope
Another clue, setting takes place in las vegas

>>731790176
Nobody?

>>731790278
hard to expect that this movie wouldn appear on this site kek
>Man goes back in Time, triggering a war cause he is an Idiot

>>731787818
>wife gets raped
>husband marries rapist
>rapist is girl

>>731790577
Yeah boiii you got it. How about...

A dude forgets his helmet and ends up having to use explosives to outsmart a ship

>>731790176
Top gun!!!

>>731787818
>most complicated session of masturbation ever

>>731790696
Pirates of the carribean?

>>731788229
thats not a Movie, thats Christianity

So it turns out fern gully is real and we want their oil or something.

>>731790701
Ooh that's a bingo

>man with throat cancer spends his last days making his community a better place

This is an old one, lets see if anyone knows it.

A punk kid gets tricked into getting a job and John Wayne is a fag apparently, and people get incinerated by a dude's trunk and it turns out the insane bum actually knows how to drive flying cars

>>731790752
No lol it's science fiction not fantasy

>two guys hunt for illegal aliens
>blows an illegal aliens head off
>that shit stings yo

>>731790463
>>731790859
Are we thinking of the same movie my friend?

>Rookie becomes top shit
>Falls for a grill
>gets his balls smashed
>never again

>>731790883
MIB

>>731790892
i highly doubt that

>>731790918
Correct

A kid plays hooky and accidentally convinces his friend to destroy his dad's car

>>731790976
Ferret bowlers days off

An unlucky nigga coughs black shit all over a cake and tries to chop off his hand but pussies out and ends up killing lots of africans in a dank mechsuit

>>731791001
Yessir

>batman loses all his emotions, goes on a rampage after forgetting his meds

>>731787818
Guy gets kidnapped fucks her daughter when released

>dude has accident, gets depressed, ends up following a cult

>>731791058
Equilibrium

How about:
Will Turner grows his hair out and learns archery

>>731791101
old boy
>>731791112
robin hood?

>>731791047
District 9

>>731787818
you wont last 5 mins playing his game

>>731788429
Ratatouille

>>731791112
oh wait nvm its LOTR lol

>Mother in hospital having a baby
>Little 7ish year old girl waits in car with step dad and sis
>Step dad says sit next to me
>Girl says shit why not
>its raping time

>>731791112
Lotr

>>731791150
Yeaeh there you go. Pissed it never got a sequel.
>>731791149
no not qui- wait yes >>731791193
>>731791206

>>731791191
Heyyy finally

Kids think it's a good idea to feed an alien candy

>Iron man is Nerdy and fight aliens with a crowbar

>Guy crawls from hole
>Guy sleeps in horse
>Guy eats raw fish and eats snow
>Guy kills dude
>The end

>>731791251
Avengers: Infinity wars

>>731791251
cowboys and aliens?

>>731791324
Star wars?

>>731791324
The revenant

>>731790300
Secretary

>>731787922
game dev tycoon duh!!

>why the fuck did they turn this live action
>9 people fully coördinated lift a tiny rock
>10th guy to push it away
>directed by your local plottwist loving pajeet

>>731791332
Nigga you from the future?

A bunch of kids find a dope rubix cube and one of them is wayyyy too obsessed with /k/ but good thing he carries firecrackers

>>731791190
saw
zathura

>underage girl wants the d
>dude like nah
>girls salty
>everyone hates dude because of it
>dude gets thrown out of supermarket
>misunderstanding.mov

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>>731791467
moots life story

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>>731791251
too easy

>Brother gets killed in childbirth
>Moves to another country
>Works in kitchen
>Becomes famous
>Fights a demon
>Dies in the end

>>731790653
Terminator

>>731791455
The last air bender

>>731791488
Nope mate
your thinking to much into this cause u could list of a ton of bad games E.T/super man 64 ect
think stupid in your face

>>731791415
Correct

>>731788245
Holes

My Turn:
Tom Hanks grows a beard.

>>731791555
checked
constantine

>>731791518
haha no it's a scifi movie

>>731791488
holy shit zathura, you remember Jumanji nigga?

A dude's never ending quest for twinkies leads him to shoot up a theme park

>>731791557
>Terminator
nope
>dude has boomstick

>>731791551
Correct

Your death
point and click
shitty puzzle that took longer to complete then id like to admit
game ends no sequel *cries*

>>731791643
Shit man I was just about to do Evil Dead

>>731791642
zombieland

>>731791642
Zombieland

>>731791238
ET

>>731788245
HOLES

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>>731791574
Kek you did it

Alright next
>bunch of kids
>birds attack
>the BEST cgi in a movie ever
>birds destroy shit
>birds just leave
>why? Global warming

>>731791641
Nope
Another clue, wife is a blonde and they have a son.

>>731791635
>>731791699
more like, assholes amirite.png

>>731791696
Yeah lol

>>731791676
yee son, loved that movie, there need to be more lighthearted zombie movies. Speaking of which:

the gun was real and queen plays

>>731791635
Cast away

>>731791635
Cast away

>>731791642
>always thought its one movie like I thought zathura is the game they play in jumanji or something

zombieland

>>731791779
Shaun of the dead

>>731789730
Leon

>>731791635
cast away
how about
>tom Hanks is retarded
or
>tom hanks is not the Captain anymore
or this
>Tom Hanks saves matt Damon
or even
>Tom Hanks fryes a Nigger
or the good old one
>Tom Hanks had butsex and got full blown aids

Some guy throws big parties and gets shot in the end

>>731791717
i dont know what it is but it sounds very Shymalone to me

>>731791907
Great gatsby

>>731791864
> Tom hanks plays with his ball.

>>731791805
yeah dude. did you know there's a color theme in that dude's movies?

>>731791816
>>731791798
yeah but someone beat you :(

This one is easy mode:
A squirrel never fucking gets his nut

>>731791717
The Birds???

>>731791944
Right

>>731792005
heh ice age

>>731791864
Gump
Morgan
Ryan
Green
Philly
Away

>>731792005
Red for zombies blue for cops and green for aliens. Love me some avgn vids

>>731790239
A: Interstellar
B: Shit nigger idk

>>731792005
cucked age

>>731791379
Winrar.

Just Fuck My Shit Up Pays Alimony and Pretends to be Indiana Jones: The Movie

>>731792050
>>731792098
yes lol

>>731792091
big hint: it's a musical

military hires a closet faggot to help them win a war

>>731789219
no one?
hint: husband is a doctor

>>731792141
aw shit is it demon barber of fleet street

>>731787818
> Midgets pitch a ring in a volcano.

>>731792067
nice

>>731792167
Thats my post and i dont think hes a doctor

Pupil changes history class from his Jewish teacher to his black principal

>>731790696
2001

>>731792204
lotr

>>731792142
The imitation game

>>731791864
>>731791864
You forgot:
Tom Hanks is Borat
Tom Hanks is a kid who gets raped
Tom Hanks is Steve Jobs (In theatres now!)
and probably a bunch of others

>>731792250
close enough -- ROTK

>>731792294
correct

>>731792188
yeah you gottem. Did you guess interstellar too? One of my favorite modern scifi movies, good homage to >>731792236 (which is correct)

Can anyone get...

A mad scientist accidentally compliments a chick's boobs and also accidentally reminds a dude his eyes are fucked

>>731789067
too easy: eraserhead

>>731791717
That fucking movie jontron reviewed i cant remember the name

>>731792322
Liar liar?

>>731792322
nah i'm different poster. i guessed interstellar but didnt post since someone got it before me.

sounds like evolution but i doubt it

>>731790907
Casino royale

A man feeds a plant

>Midgets keep taking punked kids away.

>who the fuck builds a lift like that

>>731787818
Weird kid goes from living under stairs to being the big man on campus.

>>731792346
Yeah! No one knows about that anymore, sadly. Too few people know who David Lynch is.

This one should be easy:
a trash compactor finds a plant and everyone is fat

>>731792419
Well done

>>731792032
Nope
>>731791939
Directed by the glorious mr nguyen
>>731792352
Ding ding ding
Birdemic
https://youtu.be/P-y53CRSF9Q

>>731792443
Wall-E

>>731792443
Wall-e

>>731792430
Harry Potter

>>731792307
Only got the terminal out of that

>>731792373
>>731792392
No and no

how about another hint: scientist says not to let him out of the room but then says to let him out because he doesn't want to die

>>731792505
>>731792507
yes. EZ Mode Completed: Trophy Get

Guy in wheelchair kills a lot of people to find a cure for his sickness

Monster kills a bunch of dudes
Captures hot sexy girl
Monster is actually a man
Goes down on girl while shes knocked out
Wakes up, man theatens to kill her
Keeps violating her
Another dude saves her, gets his eye poked out

>>731792519
Yay

>>731792234
Too hard? His brother plays against some blacks over the basketball field

>>731792580
unbreakable

>>731792422
Little shop of horrors

This is one of my favorites:

A girl has one fucking job not to eat anything off the table but she does anyway and a nazi gets half a glasgow smile

>>731790665
shit, I meant to
>>731792232

>>731790665
btw. sounds like a korean except the woman beeing hot

>>731792613
American History X

>>731792675
Pans labyrinth

>hey lol it's me dad
>i is stronk Ayy Lmao
>giant ass space brain
>2/10 bad movie

>>731792703
Finally someone

>>731792742
Yes! Great fantasy movie, sad ending

A girl gets tampons thrown at her and her mom locks her in a closet

>dumb new religion
>somehow everyone else is cool with it
>costumes for what reason again?

Total liberal space faggots in tight clothing pretending to be space police and praising pacifism even they shoot mostly everyone else down

Meme Actor find the Davinci code by baking an old piece of paper after pouring lemon juice on it

Girl rents a dirty movie
Guy in video store finds out where she lives
Catches her masturbating
She vists her dad who raped or touched her as a kid

>>731792787
carrie

>>731792787
Carrie?

>>731792428
Willy wonka

>>731792833
star trek lel

>>731792872
national treasure

>>731792787
Fucking awesome movie i agree

Dad got betrayed by drag queen uncle, bc he want it all. Kid grows up as an autistic faggot pussy by weirdos who praise like Buddhists

>>731792307
Terminal
?
Circle

>>731792886
>>731792905
Hell yeah. Remake was so fucking bad. Only watched bc Loli Moretz

>>731792944
haha good

How about:
Fedora wearing ugly sperglord wears a bad sweatshirt and apparently exists on thousands of streets all over the world because that name is so fucking common like what

>>731792960
Was it only subbed? I can't remember if it was spanish only or what. Also did that studio make any other good movies? I've always wanted to find another movie like Pan's Labrynth, but there aren't many that compare

Big ship, con artist and ice

Your mother sucks cocks in hell: The movie

A smart nigger builds a log raft and has to whip another nigger that likes soap too much

>>731793102
titanic
>>731792993
dont think i've seen that one

Guy robs bank
Hides the money in his closet
Dog is smart as fuck
Dog gets guy out of jail
Guy Gets the hot girl in the end

>>731793139
It's easier than you think, I was just super vague because it's iconic and people would get it right away otherwise:

hint: it's a horror movie

>>731793207
the mask?

Superman's earth dad sails and swims alot.

>>731793066
Nah i think that movie is one of a kind

>>731793239
Yep

>>731793268
Water world

>>731793268
Waterworld

>>731793210
I'm stumped man, dont watch many horror movies most of them are shit

>>731792993
Nightmare on elm street

>>731793337
>>731793371
Yup

That movie where ppl get trolled irl. Was so funny. Who watched that movie fucking said his quotes with poor grammar million times.

>>731793400
YOU SON OF A BITCH

>>731793378
this guy >>731793400
got it. and also dubs. learn from this guy

>>731793400
Kek

>>731792993
Nightmare on elm st

>>731793432
Kek

>>731792993
Nightmare on elm Street
>Freddie kruger

>>731788776
Austin powers

>>731793509
lol no

ok how about a hint: Paint buckets would obviously not do that little damage to a human skull when swung at that speed

>>731793566
home alone

>>731789067
Eraserhead

A fat butcher molests his mute daughter

>>731789662
Kangaroo jack

Guy gets shot
Dies
Still the main character
Saves girlfriend with trunks haircut
Goes to heaven

>>731793602
m-m-m-monster kill
>>731793609
yeah but yr too late friendo

This is a classic so the hint must be vague:

A kid eventually learns to stop being beta and let his grandpa tell him about kissing

>>731793670
Nope
Another hint, a mountain lion shows up and chases the main character.

>>731793296
True man, true.

How about another 'you had one fucking job':

kid spills water on his pet and everything goes to shit

>>731793640
I want to see this movie

>>731787818
an italian retard makes life fun for his spawn when they are transported to the fun camps

>>731793781
Gremlins

>>731793781
Gremlins

>>731793781
gremlins
>>731793691
too vague for me lol

>>731793806
Super mario bros?

>>731793806
Life is beautiful

>superhero midlife crisis

>>731793951
Super
Or superman returns

>>731793821
>>731793825
>>731793838
Rampage!

Alright here's a hint: a farm boy takes over silk road

2guys1mountain

>>731794026
oh damn, should've guessed that one but i never saw it

>>731793978
ambiguous, should have written superheroes

>>731793979
marco polo

>>731792874
what is it?

>>731794026
Brokeback faggots

>>731787818
A rag-tag group of unlikely companions have to work together to save themselves from a ruthless racial minority

>>731794077
no no think more like darknet silk road. It was kind of a meta hint

A bunch of nuns fuck up a robbery

>>731794171
the town

still dont know the other one

Giant monkey is virgin and has no friends

>>731794082
Heres a clue, The dad is tom arnold

>>731794222
King kong?

>>731794223
i really dont know

>>731794171
Hmmm ok hint #3:
a drunk spanish dude finally gets revenge after saying one of the most badass lines ever

I bet everyone saw this in school:
Dumb faggot gives up on life to go die in the woods

>>731794271
Duuuurr

>>731794321
Sighs* fine. Look up The Good Dick

>>731794346
The princess bride?

i have a couple of easy ones
1. captain jack sparrow with dissociative identity disorder
2. brad pitt is obssessed with a box
>>731794346
sorry man, i dont think i've seen that one

>>731794536
1 open window
2 seven

Dad is trap - movie

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>>731794484
Headshot. Finally man, I was losing hope in /b/


Alright niggers, I've really enjoyed this, my most successful thread yet and I'm glad so many people participated. I didn't sleep last night and it's like 8:30 here so I should probably sleep or something. Peace

>>731788015
My Dinner With Andre

>>731794653
It was fun man, thanks for making the thread, your knowledge of films is god mode. Night bro

>>731794755
this

>>731788047
The cooler

>>731788695
My own post. The cooler

>>731789219
My own post
Irreversible

>>731789662
My own post
The bear