>born mute >26 y/o khv >dead end job >can't

>>731783159
Get a high score

>>731783159
>making an /adv/ thread on /b/

>mute
just talk

>cant get job cuz cant speak
then you get free money from the govt, what you bitching about?

>no friends
make some

>can't fit in on the internet
how?

>girl I liked is taken
stop getting one-itis

jesus mate, apart from being mute all your problems are your own and nothing's gunna change unless you change shit yourself. stop feeling sorry for yourself and DO something with your life. no-one's gunna come along and fix everything for you. you're just one of 7~8 billion people on a rock flying through space so it's on YOU to change shit for the better, just stop being a little bitch.

>>731783159
Why don't you just travel the world as a homeless person, be raped and abused, and end up as sex slave for some African tribe?

>>731783382
i asked for digits you dyslexic fuck, not advice

>>731783159
Why are you mute? Explain.

>>731783495
cuz he cant talk

>>731783495
It was cut out in revenge.

>>731783609
I didn't ask what mute meant you mong, I asked WHY is he mute.

>>731783696
Gonna need details..

>>731783159
they give out jobs to the mute?

>>731783495
aphonia

i was born without nerves to my larynx and i have zero ability to make any noise

>>731783159
Post a pic and I'll consider allowing you to come live in my basement slash sex dungeon, as a slave. Warning, it's in FL, basement had to be specially added for this area, because flooding.

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Stop making excuses faggot.

Either you succeed or you fail, and there's only one life to do it. So dont waste time crying about how your life sucks, of course it does, you're alive, life sucks, now go and make the best of it you pissant

>>731783895
Ahh, ok, thanks. Sorry about your luck. Proceed with your pity thread.

>>731783159
>Lie about having experience parachuting,
>book a wingsuit session
>die (or not) at the end of a fantastic fly

Live out the rest of your sad life until old age takes you away into nothingness

>>731783994
i'm not asking for pity, just things to do before i an hero

ur life sounds pretty sweet , peacful. Get a skill so you can get out of that job. And search for better porn.

>>731784088
Get trips next time you post

>>731783997
Reroll
Or actually pass your wingsuit "diploma"

>>731784021
Roll for this

>>731784088
I'm not going to write a book about my problems but I guarantee it I have it worse than you. Suck it up princess. Life is a shit show, but there are sometimes a few things that make it worthwhile for a little bit at a time.

Oh, and if I get dubs, rolling for this: >>731784021

>>731784293
Tell me how shit your life is so I can feel better, anon~kun. :3

>>731783159
Jump off the new WTC

Dubs says you give me all your money before you an hero.

>>731783159
Learn programming.

>>731784587
Reroll

>>731784021
Reroll

I like you already op, I'm sure other people do too. do not an hero

Post pic of your room or living situation OP.
I am curious, post pic of self too what do you have to lose?

Maybe i will let you stay with me

>>731784817
I'd consider letting both of you stay in the dungeon. Hell, I have a spare bedroom actually, but let's not rush things.

>>731784454
Can't believe I'm doing this, but alright, fine.

I'm a 47 year old oldfag who's been here nearly since the beginning of this shithole. I was very happily married with a son who meant the world to me until a few years ago when my hot wife of 17 years all of a sudden decided she didn't love me anymore completely out of the blue with no warning whatsoever.

I said I was happily married and I meant it - I would literally have jumped in front of a bus to save this woman's life and been glad to do so. Of course the same goes for my son. We had a beautiful house with a pool at the end of a dead end road on a nice wooded lot - it was like paradise to me. Had a decent if not great job, but I worked in order to live, not the other way around - I was truly happy.

Now I've relocated to another state for work and am divorced. I'm at a pretty high level in management where I work but I hate my job and it's only a matter of time before they realize I'm just mailing it in.

The bitch of a woman who left me out of the blue and swore she was just bad at relationships and so would never have another one remarried within a year. Yes, I know this was likely going on before she left me.

Now I am alone in another state. I have no friends here. My son is in college and while I love it when he visits, he's basically moved on with his life. I drink too much and I have a ton of health issues I just haven't addressed because on some level I really don't care if they kill me.

There. That depressing enough? It's all 100% true. But somehow I manage to keep putting one foot in front of another, so you can too, anon.

>>731783159
if i were you i would ask a mod to unmute

just a tip...

>>731784021
Rolling

>>731785112
Dude that sounds sad and I'm sorry for you, but I think even I have it worse than you. OP certainly does, are you kidding right now? Butthurt over a lost love? You have a son!! fuck I can't even

>>731785112
Does sound miserable.

Got any vacation time stacked up? I'd eat some mushrooms, drop some acid, spend some time innawoods, and maybe try to find a new hobby and new people that were into it. Not saying any of that will fix things, but it can make you appreciate things a bit more.

Post nudes of ex if you have them. <3

>>731785161
Douchebag.

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>>731785293
>>731785112
This guys has it worse than you

>>731785293
When you're young you think your problems are the end of the world, and to you they absolutely are. But the thing that comes with age, and yes, wisdom, is that you can live through a lot of shit. Fucking sucks, but one thing at a fucking time.

I don't have answers for OP, and I feel sorry for him. I just don't want him to anhero. And this is coming from someone who would if he could.

>>731785382
hahaha, thanks anon - your post actually cheered me up a little. You are absolutely right and I am working on doing just what you say.

My ex and I never took any nudes because neither of us wanted the possibility of nudes of us floating around on the net. But fuck, if I had some they'd be all yours right now for sure!

>>731785497
I'm 28 and I've been through horrible stuff that I won't even say because I'm that much of a fag and I'll cry. Much worse than you, I don't know about OP because I can't relate to that, I would 100% an hero if I could also. You are old enough and should be wise enough to realise that you can still make something of your life, reconnect with your son and be happy, find love again, you're not even old.

>>731785471
kek, anon, lots of people have it a lot worse than me. That's one thing I firmly believe: No matter how bad it is, it can always be worse.

Ok, I've hijacked OP's thread enough. I'll shut up now.

>>731785583
lol

Figured it was worth a shit, idk man, I've been in the same relationship for a decade now, if that happened to me 7 years from now, I'd be blindsided too, I just know it wouldn't be the end, if you know what I mean.

Think of this as an opportunity to get back to whatever is important to you. Was serious about the psychedelics though, such a godsend when it comes to working through the shadowy periods.

If you don't have any hookups, try using agora, if you can manage to shitpost, you can figure that derpweb out.

Good luck, brother. Stay strong.

>>731785675
You're right.

To clarify, my son and I have a great relationship, but with him being in college and spreading his break time around between his mom and me, I don't see him all that often. He has his own life and I want him to live it well.

>>731785725
um psychedelics in a bad depressive mind set means a really hard trip

Not saying it can't help but seems like it will bring all that shit out at once

>>731785771
I'm right? So it took some depressed faggot on /b/ to help you realise that? maybe think before you start writing huge paragraphs on why you have it worse than others when you actually have a life many would dream of.

>>731785784
I did something similar to the other anon. Microdosing to start, work through the tough patches, then smooth sailing. At least for me, but I had flat affect, YMMV.

Mescaline and ketamine helped.

>>731785877
You dream of having your woman of two decades walk out?

Sounds like a nightmare, famalam.

>>731785725
First, I apologize to OP if he's even still here. Sorry about the thread hijack.

As for the psychedelics, I'm with you. I actually grew some shrooms a while back to do what you say. Growing them was a success and I took maybe 3g of dried shrooms but had a very bad trip. I think 3g was just on the edge of me experiencing ego death and rather than just give in, I fought it and had a bad time. It felt like there was a presence inside my head that wasn't me.

I know I should try it again, but that first time threw me off.

>>731785784
This is probably what happened to some extent. They say "set and setting" and I was in a pretty good frame of mind when I took them, but overall I was looking for answers and was obviously depressed so maybe.

>>731785936
I have been microdosing, and while it doesn't do me long term good that I can see, on the days I do it it sharpens and focuses me. Mircodosing really does help and I wish there was more legit research into it.

>>731783159
measf

>>731783811
He's mute because he cant talk you mong

>>731785161
This guy gets it

>>731785972
Oh fucking grow up
>>731786016
So you should apologise since op has real problems and now you're just talking about your drug use, cool.

>>731786181
fuck off, we all have problems nigger

>>731786075
I hope you're trolling... Regardless, OP answered my question: >>731783895

>>731786227
yep we do that's why I have problem with people declaring they have it worse than someone else when they clearly don't like what's with that?

Don't kill yourself, instead just become a blacksmith by trade, maybe get buff while you're at it and start working from home. Start to just be a hard motherfucker aint sayin shit to nobody but never letting them know why.

>>731785771
I know your situation sucks, but it's good that your son didn't grow up seeing a sham marriage that turned bitter and spiteful. I grew up seeing my mother and father despise each other over time, yet they don't divorce because they say some dumb shit like "all we have is each other". I know it hurts that 17 years of marriage suddenly fell apart, but you're free from her, and you're still yourself.

My mother is a husk driven by fear and anger, always trying to get some jab in to control my father while not setting him off. My father is a broken shell of a man that is just as passive aggressive as she is, but will occasionally muster up an impotent ghost of a spine and whinge at her. They try to rope me into their games even after I moved across the country.

You and your son? You're free to be who you want. If the current job will figure out that you're phoning it in, it's time to start looking for a new one. You've still got some time. Get in touch with some reliable contacts to act as references. Even if you move to another state, you can still stay in touch with your son. Go camping or fishing with him every once in a while. He's becoming a man now, so maybe teach him how to drink responsibly and with good taste. Or if you've got a drinking problem, don't introduce him to drink, but teach him how to grill or something.

Remember, you've still got decades of life to do whatever you want with. And who knows, you might even end up becoming a beloved grandfather. And sooner than you think.

>>731786278
Sometimes I forget where I am. And on /b/ of all places...

Anyway, the only reason I posted anything to begin with was this: >>731784454

I'll let some of you carry on with your self-pity. I'm actually not in that bad of mood at the very moment, so I'm going to do laundry and some work around the house.

OP, I hope you find peace.

>>731786445
Yeah, suicide normally does that dumbfuck.

>>731783442
he told you how you should end it

>>731786397
Rolling cuz op sounds like a bitch

You should go on a huge roadtrip, just drive who the fuck cares where you end up, if you can cross borders cross them. Go anywhere and everywhere until the money completely runs out. Then when it's all run out drive off of a cliff shouting "Skyrim Belongs to the Nords"

>>731783890
It's not like he is mentally retarded and has to be separated from society

>>731786397
THIS

>>731783159
>>girl i liked is fucking a nigger

Just because you like this bitch doesn't make her yours.

You're unlikable and she probably either doesn't know you exist, or doesn't care that you do.

Either way, kill yourself, this world is not experiencing any population shortages, and this whole "every life is worth something!!11one" bullshit is next level faggotry. Not all lives are of equal worth. Yours is next to worthless, so do what you want.

>>731786431
Thanks, Anon. Excellent post, and you're absolutely right on.

I'm actually in the process of trying to pick up my pieces now. I get free counseling through work so I've been doing that, and I have a Dr. appointment on Tuesday to address other issues. I think there may be a lot of other issues, but if I can get them addressed I can start to rebuild.

Anyway, I really am going to do house work now. Thanks to those with thoughtful comments! I'm out.

>>731786666
wasted quads

>>731784088
it is a pity thread, you're just too lazy to do anything to change your situation. only thing going against you is you can't talk. boo hoo. doesn't stop you making friends, having fun and getting a girl. just stop being lazy.

>>731786688

And my double dubs seal the deal.

We want pics too, you dumb fuck.

>>731783159
Jump off the tallest building in the nearest major city to you and do a flip

>>731783159
You should give me all your money

>>731786699
Wasted doubledubs

>>731786741
Yes give this Anon all your money.

>>731786666
i wouldn't let him near my kids.

>>731783159
>>everyone irl ignores me like i don't exist
You don't exist.

>>731783159

But if you are mute, how are you typing

>>731786725
Rolling

>>731786763

I told him to kill himself, how the fuck is that wasted you fucking goof

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>>731783159
im pretty fucked on some shit rn. But I'd learn sign language and be your friend.

>>731783895
Not technically true. You burp and fart, right? Can you whistle? Snap your fingers? Fall down the stairs and I bet you make a fuck ton of noise. Dubs for shoot yourself, whiner.

Boo Hoo

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>>731783895
Can you vocaroo your next orgasm? Surely you can make guttural grunts etc.

>>731786666
quads for truth.

stop being a little bitch OP. People out there have it far worse.

>>731783159
Save up and buy a plane ticket to go to the grand canyon and join a tour group that goes all through the canyon. Buddy up to the people around you be very charismatic with your body language. After the tour back at the top at a scenic lookout start doing cartwheels and make sure everybody is looking then stop to do a little goofy French mime act. While everybody is watching do the stuck in the box bit. After a moment find the door handle, open it, step out side the room in an exagurated way and then smile and wave to everybody before skipping to the edge and jumping off. Also do a backflip.

Grow the fuck up, my sister's mute and I don't see her whining and carrying on. She's actually one of the more happier people I know. She knows sign language, I learned it to communicate with her. Get a hobby like painting, or music like she did. FFS

>>731787088
Dubs have decided. Please deliver OP

Do heroin, it's fucking awesome.

be my friend

>>731783159
Save up and buy a plane ticket to go to the grand canyon and join a tour group that goes all through the canyon. Buddy up to the people around you be very charismatic with your body language. After the tour back at the top at a scenic lookout start doing cartwheels and make sure everybody is looking then stop to do a little goofy French mime act. While everybody is watching do the stuck in the box bit. After a moment find the door handle, open it, step out side the room in an exagurated way and then smile and wave to everybody before skipping to the edge and jumping off. Also do a backflip.

>>731787259
Rolling

>>731783159
>>born mute
you don't say?

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>>731787489

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>>731785112
you forgot to repeat the fact you definitely aren't looking for pity. just kill yourself, you dont need 4chan to help motivate your broken ass.

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Make friends with other disabled people

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>>731783159
Go up to a vending machine in your local mall on a satruday and find a shitty vending machine. keep buying tons of shit until the machine eventually machine jams up and briefly throw a big fit, stuffing your face with snacks and stomping on your previous purchased. Shake the machine violently until it falls over at which point you 'fall' under a corner while it tips headfirst and explode your head all over the floor.

>>731787776
Rolling cuz crybabys keep getting the prime dubs

>>731787381
This but you record it live on Facebook.

Dubzz

>>731787381
I tried doing this but I must've fucked up one of the steps, I got my dick stuck in the blender

>>731783159
But you speak sign language, right?
I heard the community is really tightly knitted and friendly etc.
Almost like some kind of loominardy-club

>>731788556
Not OP

I took the time to learn exactly one thing in sign language.

"I don't know sign language."

The look on deaf kids faces when they go from "OMG SOMEONE I CAN COMMUNICATE WITH" to "Oh nevermind" brings me a hearty chuckle.

is OP kill?

Everything is going to be fine, we're all going to make it.

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>>731788736
Nice one, Anon

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>>731788736
Fuckin kek

>>731784021
roll for this.

>>731783159
Save up and buy a plane ticket to go to the grand canyon and join a tour group that goes all through the canyon. Buddy up to the people around you be very charismatic with your body language. After the tour back at the top at a scenic lookout start doing cartwheels and make sure everybody is looking then stop to do a little goofy French mime act. While everybody is watching do the stuck in the box bit. After a moment find the door handle, open it, step out side the room in an exagurated way and then smile and wave to everybody before skipping to the edge and jumping off. Also do a backflip.

>>731783159
Save up and buy a plane ticket to go to the grand canyon and join a tour group that goes all through the canyon. Buddy up to the people around you be very charismatic with your body language. After the tour back at the top at a scenic lookout start doing cartwheels and make sure everybody is looking then stop to do a little goofy French mime act. While everybody is watching do the stuck in the box bit. After a moment find the door handle, open it, step out side the room in an exagurated way and then smile and wave to everybody before skipping to the edge and jumping off. Also do a backflip.