Poorly describe a movie and we try to guess it. Part 2 >retarded

>>731779952
>chills in flat for years
>fucks daughter

>>731780137
>>chills in flat for years
>>fucks daughter
Joseph Fritzl the movie

>>731779952
>bodybuilders slaughter sandniggers

>>731779952
>man trapped in aquarium helps sexy chick find a fag

Whore hires retired hit man to kill corrupt cop.

>>731779952
The Ghost and the Darkness

>Kidnapped man escapes and rekindles relationship with daughter.

>>731780137
Oldboy

man lands in airplane, gives speeches

Old Boy

>>731780877
noooo

>>731781143
snakes on a plane

Reverse-trap sensei helps Sherlock fly.

Teen takes his mom to prom, cucks his dad, helps save a clock

>>731781143
Sully

>>731781346
Back to the future

>>731781346
Back to the future

>>731781271
>>731781380
both wrong. try again

>>731781143
flight

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Bugs and controversy, in space!

>>731781143
I cant remember the name but the one where the plane lands in the river

>>731779952
Halloween?

>>731780772
The unforgiven

confused cosplayer stops a terror plot

Meat fucking

>>731781727
>>731781825
sorry still wrong. wow I didn't know it would be this hard

>>731781006
oboe


>man finds out he was adopted and convinces his biological father to be a good person.

>>731781997
Kickass 2

>man gets fired
>then gets high
>then beats up local bully
>then breaks up with girlfriend

>>731780472
Finding Dory

>>731782409
ding ding ding

>>731782183
Elf

> ghost forces kids to theatrically murder their families.

>>731782495
Saturday

>>731781741
Starship troopers

camp sex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tri9i3WtXLc
i am dying right now

>>731782624
>elf
yep, good job.

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>>731782746

>>731779952
>Boxer punches meat to train for big fight. He loses.

>in mexico
>shooting and shit
>wannabe cowboy
>hell yeah MONEY
>cowboy runs from weird guy
>cowboy is kill
>weird guy fuckin merchs cowboy's wife

> man goes camping to admire bears
> is eaten by bear

>>731781143
i'll add another hint since this one seems to have stumped you guys

man rides through town in parade

>>731781136
correct

>>731783031
that newish dicaprio movie i haven't seen yet

>>731782117
Crash

>>731779952
Inception
>Pretentious british faggot makes a shitty movie about dreams. DUDE DREAMS LMAO. Its soo deep. Meanwhile its actually an oversimplified piece of shit.

>>731783031
Grizzly Man.

fall grow shrink

>robot for ages
>clocks
>human
>dies

>>731782975
Rocky 2

>Three friends go on adventures
>Excitable dentist discovers true love

>>731783229
Correct

>>731783271
The Wondiferous Tales of OPs Micropenis

>>731783395
hangover

>>731783395
The human centipede

>>731783125
Good guess, but incorrect.

Guys dog gets killed and car gets stolen
Rages and kills the entire gang

>everybody is Judd Apatow's friend

>>731783479
Correct

>>731783517
john wick

>>731783517
Amores Perros

>>731783517
John Wick

>>731782144
Is it batman?

>>731783557
Correct

>guy fucjs pie

A criminal, a retard, a chick, with there pet get Criminal record raised

>>731779952


FAGGOT GETS KILLED.

Guy on planet, clones of guy and son on planet in different sections upon it, towards the end they leave their zone and blow up the giant thing in space.

>>731780399
oldboy?

>>731780437


THE MUMMY

>>731782978
No country for old men

>>731783625
oblivion?

>>731783625
That wank tom cruise film

>>731783611 erased

Cunt wants to take revenge
Gets his masturbating hand cut

>>731783665
Yeah sounds about right, thanks.

CRAZY, ORPHANED RICH BILLIONAIRE IS A CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL.ADOPTS A FUCK BOY AND FIGHTS CRIME

>>731780437
The Expendables?

>>731783739
TANANMANAMANA BAT MOTHERFUCKING MAAANN

>moving rooms, nigga looses his shit, only the retard survives

>>731783739
WWE?

>>731783573
nope- it's non-fiction

>>731783809
cube

>>731783858
Yep

>inter species love story with explosions

>>731779952

It's a series:

>horrible crime that affects protagnoist's peer group
>threaten and savagely beat first suspect
>it's not the first suspect
>oh no we cant find the perp
>weird coincidence
>savagely beat or kill the real perp
>justice has been served

>>731781006
Old Boy

Furry movie

>PETA members unwittingly release virus in UK
> comatose man somehow survives without nutrients
>goes shopping with strangers

>>731783766


NO NIGGER.

>>731783880
Unobtanium the movie

>>731783901
24 days later

>>731783825


NO, BUT TECHNICALLY WWE IS A FUCKING GOOD ANSWER JUST VINCE SR WASN'T A BILLIONAIRE

>>731783901
28 niggers later

>>731783967
28*

> guy plays lots of vidya and peeps in ladies' windows
> peeps Counselor Troi one night but falls off the ladder outside her house
> brain injury, goes blind
> old doctor gives him electronic implant in brain
> camera in Walkman housing for him to see
> plugs Atari into implant and plays vidya directly

>>731783933
>>731783911
>>731783900
>>731783766
>>731783611
>>731782144
>>731781588
>>731780877
>>731780399
>with kickboxing

OIL MAN BECOMES OBSESSED WITH BECOMING THE WEALTHIEST MAN ON THE PLANET AND CALLS HIS FOUND BABY A BASTARD IN A BASKET

>2 fags find a magical tooth

Old white guy is trying to fuck a young Asian boy in his muscle car.
Pretends he can shoot with his fingers and gets shoot by Mexicans.

>>731783656
>>731783764
no
>a bunch of yelling bodyguards slaughter countless sandnigers.
>sandniger leader is a jewellery store

>>731783481
I laughed Because it's true.
>"Mein liebe tri-hund!"

He's a rover and she's a floater.

>>731784038


PULP FICTION

>>731783967
>>731783988
Almost correct

>>731784033
The Dick Cheney Story

>>731782558
no
>man trapped in aquarium helps sexy chick find a fag
>Chick kills fag
>aquarium dude goes on vacation

>>731784074
NO!

>>731784046


E.T?

Boy runs into a wall before he goes to school

>>731784112
Hellboy?

>>731784122


JATE FUK EIGHT?

Kid's dad touches his friend inappropriately, kid wants to kill himself and considers taking everyone with him

>>731784144
Harry Potter

>>731784162
To easy?

>bruce wayne commits statutory rape

>>731784161
butterfly effect

>>731781949
Yes.

>Three friends shout at each other in forest
> Stop shaking the fucking camera
>Approximate filming budget of 22 pesos

>>731784195
2ez. american psycho

>>731784211
blair witch project

>>731784200
Nope

Paedophile hitman

>>731783880
zootopia?

>Kid finds out that Gandalf is a nazi

>>731784161
chronicle?

>>731784211
The Disappointing Watch Project

>>731784211
Lord of the Rings

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>>731784036
too easy

>>731784222
good, but no

>>731784294
Nope

>>731784294
haha good movie. my plans for the future

>>731782624
Sinister

>>731784240
Correct

>>731783658
yup

>>731784038
that crappy Eastwood movie where he dont kill anyone

dumb slackers take french warlord bowling

>>731784272

The Professional

>>731784356
Yes

>>731784317

I have to insist. Trips never lie

>>731784340
Correct

>>731784272
Leon

>>731782812
o god that looks horrible

>>731779952
>war aint for kids
>damn he just smashed and she's dead
>turns out war is for kids
>brad pitt dies

>>731784273
not even close

>>731784367
Leon
But I'll accept the American title

iron man and hulk get owned by nightcrawler

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Dr. Who cusses like the dickens.

>>731784403
inglorious basterds

>>731784371
last time i checked, Bateman never had sex with a minor.

>>731784309
/,,/ >.< /,,/

>>731784284
Apt Pupil. Love that damn film

>>731784400
its so bad, its almost gore

>>731784447
Too easy. The Thick Of It.

>>731784481
Bet he did when he was imprisoned in that mine

>>731784013
Passion of the Christ

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>>731784481
...on screen

>>731784501
hell yeah

>Boy meets girl
>Girl is a vampire
>Live with her family in a tinfoiled-out windows trailer

>>731784362
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

>>731784547
Kek

there is literally not a single Russian Movie in the global Mainstream Culture.
Here some good examples besides US production
UK: James Bond series, Harry Potter series, everything with Simon Pegg
France: Amelie
Spain: Pans Labyrint
Germany: Das Boot, Der Untergang
Korea: Ip man, Old Boy
Italy: Life Is Beautiful, Bud Spencer series
China:Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, many Hong Kong movies
Japan: The Ring (orginal)

Russia: ???

>>731784481
>>731784545
>>731784563
kek

you guys are thinking of the wrong bruce wayne, try again

Posting again because it's fucking obvious you tards
Kid's dad touches his friend inappropriately, kid wants to kill himself and considers taking everyone with him

Worst leg-shaving sequence ever.

>>731784517
i kinda wanna watchit now...

>>731784547
Wow, I didn't think anybody would guess it!

>retarded aliens attack retarded farmers

>>731784670
Cabin Fever

>>731784599
Inverse Twilight.
>or that one sweedish movie

>>731784603
Ding ding ding
Round 2:
Kid has bad dreams about a rabbit and dies laughing

>holy fuck I hate my job
>can't sleep
>meet friend
>fuck my friend is such an asshole
>turns out I was crazy the whole time

>>731784673
that actor would be great for acting serial killers and retards

>>731784714
No and no. A clue: Made in the 80s.

>>731784748
Fat Club

>>731784720
donnie darko

>>731784634
what Ip man is Korean?

you mean hong kongese?

>>731779952
Django unchained

>>731784748
dont know but sounds omoshiroii

>emo band turns girl with a ritual into a demon
>she becomes a whore, seduces guys and kills them

>>731784748
the machinist?

>Female college student takes anonymous bets
>NTR's best friend with stranger
>She and stranger take bets together
> College computer club hacks the world
> Best friend don't get none of that puss

>>731784748
Fight Club?

>>731784700
signs

>>731784814
jennifer's body

>>731784795
tbh i didnt watch ip man

>>731784814
Jennifer's Body

>>731784755
kek,, i was actually thinking it might be good acting if he were playing an autist.

>>731784802
ITS FUCKING ACE VENTURA U MORONS

>>731784439
wat

>>731784788
>>731784839
You wanna see pain? Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights. See the guys with testicular cancer. That's pain.

>>731784789
Dong dong dong!
Round 3:
Older Donnie Darko doesn't know which life he lived

>>731784449
nope

A cruise ship is attacked by warms and pirates.

>>731784195
Mallrats?

>>731784849
yup
>plants cause mass depression on the East Coast

>>731784925
source code lul

>>731784933
fury

>>731780772
Leon

>>731784981
wtf, somebody actually got it lmao

well done sir

>>731784959
pirates of the Caribean

>>731780772
Pulp Fiction

>>731785005
not that one

>>731785062
No!

young boy befriends metal alien that later crashes into a nuke headfirst in space

>Aging porn actor gets roped into bad deal
> 12 YO hits on him
>Buttfucks own son
> "Newborn Porn!"

>>731785111
iron giant

>>731785032
yep

>>731785117
serban film

>some fucking 40 year old loser
>meet some cool kid who is fearless
>fuck this kid is cool as shit, start smoking weed with him
>completely make a 180 and turn my life around and make a lot of money
>fuck I still get shot despite becoming a badass

>>731785155
Got it

>>731781143
flight

>>731785180
I'll add:

>some fucking 40 year old loser whose wife and daughter thinks is a fucking waste of space

>>731784860
its even funnier when you read about him (Tommy Wiseau)

"Sestero recalls in his book -The Disaster Artist- that Wiseau intended for the film to contain a subplot in which Johnny was revealed to be a vampire"

Kid's dad touches his friend inappropriately, kid wants to kill himself and considers taking everyone with him

>>731785235
American Beauty

>>731785180
American beauty

>>731785117
Serbian Film

> Lonely sailor meets long-lost son while on journey of revenge.

>>731785117
>>731785155
why would anyone watch this bullcrap?

>>731785117
a serbian film

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>>731785131
Winner!

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>>731785256
>>731785258

>>731785251
Happiness

>>731784959
Deep rising

>>731785326
you must be new here

>chick wants help beating up other chicks
>nigger hater is too old for this shit
>she convinces him
>he later helps her commit suicide because of a stool

>>731785238
Wiseau tasked members of the crew with figuring out a way to execute a sequence in which Johnny's Mercedes Benz would lift off from the roof of the townhouse and fly across the San Francisco skyline, revealing Johnny's vampiric nature. Wiseau eventually decided to drop the subplot after learning that there was no practical way to film the flying car scene on the production's budget

how the hell he got approved budget???

>>731783374
Bicentennial Man

>>731785406
Nope!

>>731783901
The walking dead?!

A metal man, a man without a brain, a man with the heart of a lion and a chick stop a mystic

>be korean cia
>my wife got murdered
>I ruthlessly hunt the murderer
>in the end I kill him
>I still feel complete sadness and emptiness inside even after avenging her

>Dead grandpa stops time to watch his grandchild piss on the dinner table
>Porn with corn was had

>>731780437
First Blood

>>731781143
The dark knight rises

>>731782975
Rocky

>>731785422
Million Dollar Baby?

>>731785470
i saw the devil

>>731785468
wizard of the fockin oz

>>731784046
300

>>731785470
I saw the devil

>>731785511
Nope

>>731785411
i am not saying anything about the scenes, its just the movie has no real plot, its just a bunch of unconforrtable scenes

>>731784987
be moovie

>>731785516
thank god....

>>731785562
call it morbid fascination. although i burst out laughing when he literally skull fucked one of the thugs to death near the end.

boy wants to be an airborne ranger, teacher not having it

>>731785434
i can't imagine anyone thinking that acting was worth paying anythng for.

>be a good police officer
>be transferred to a village
>there is something afoot.jpg
>get chased by a mob with weapons
>"We can do it together, you and me PARTNERS!"
>come back chewing my gum and aviators on.
>save the day with shotguns on my back with my partner

>>731785502
yee son

how bout dis:
angry creature befriends ass and falls in love with closeted creature and also kills a midget

>>731785656
hot fuzz

>>731785658
love, life

Han solo dies

>>731785700
starwars

>>731785658
Where the Wild Things Are?

>>731785658
>>731785694
>>731785730
is shrek not right??

>>731784272
I came

>>731784112
Hellboy 2: Electric Bogaloo

>>731785700
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

>>731785694
winner again!

try:
drug addict biker gets powers from a tiny old man and turns into a giant fetus

>>731783602
We'll just tell your mother we ate all the pie

>John Cena has sex with a farm animal

>>731785788
dude kills grandma with cum

>>731785468
>>731785511
The avengers

factory worker kills people on a holiday

A retard counts toothpicks

>>731785820
elysium

I have to return some video tapes.

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>>731785850

>>731785647
yeah, he was also Producer, Director and Writter.

>>731785850
The big hit

>>731785753
gosh
its silence of the lambs

>Group of addicts take drugs
> LOL, where's my arm
> Smooth black man appears
> Ass-to-Ass

>this is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in the world.... oh shit some ruins are crashing on her!
>HUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>kid dies
>mom and dad replace kid
>kid isn't dead lol
>replacement gets in deep with a male hooker
>everyone dies except him
>aliens help him out because he has a hair

>>731785837
Rain Man

>>731785838
nope

>>731784634
Nochnoi Dozor- Night Watch

>>731785932
A.I.

>>731785932
Ai

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>>731785946
yes boi
>>731785966
>>731785974
that was fast

>>731785647
The film employed over 400 people, and Wiseau is credited as an actor, an executive producer, the writer, producer, and director. Two others are credited as executive producers, but according to Sestero, one of them had no involvement in the film and the other had died years prior to filming
My sides

>>731779952
to kill a mockingbird

>>731785820
the machinist

>>731785324
Posting again, with some other ones

> Lonely sailor meets long-lost son while on journey of revenge.
> A boy decides to come out of the closet and leave home after an old gay man invites him away.
> A blue-balled teenager goes on a murder rampage.

>>731785917
>I need a raise.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>731785911
Full metal Alchemist: Brotherhood

>>731782495
Friday

Qui-Gon Jinn and the tale of everything is colorless except a fucking dress

A government employer kills himself because a rape victim stole his shoes

>>731785954
never heard

>Guy is in a coma
>More than 30% of his body is missing
>Dies over and over and over again for a good cause.

>on a boat
>guns and action
>best tits in the history of cinema

Siri tries to kill everyone but the Fresh Prince stops her

>>731786085
source code

>>731786096
go on

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>>731786020

>>731786133
Best person on the boat worked in the kitchen

>>731786051
taken 3

>>731786051
Fake documentary about jews

>>731786171
under siege

Somebody with a boat steals niggers from Africa while someone with a cool voice describes it.

>>731786096
>>731786171
Under Siege

>>731786014
nope

>a naked woman assasinates people
>garbage man thinks he has a wife
>other naked woman is the future of wikileaks
>they end up inside a child

>>731786199
Oy Vey, a winner!

>>731779952
>Guy with inuendo for a name enters the fault zone and gets gnarly with a suprised Steve Buschemi

>>731786262
Fargo?

600 nipples forms a wall to fight against freakish soldiers.

>>731786262
Escape from la

Man is unfrozen to kill a nigger, ends up taking down entire society

>>731785917
GO WEB GO

>>731786280
300

>>731786285
u got it mang

>>731786301
Demo man

>>731785869
but who funded it kanaa..

>>731786301
demolition man

>>731786301
That Stalone movie in the future

>>731784038
Get the Gringo?

>Nine year old Autist's Dad dies
>Was an inside job
>Galivants around New York looking for key
> mother stalked nine year old the whole time

>>731786331
>>731786337
>>731786340
correct

>>731786314
ok that was easy one.

>>731786301

Encino man
Starring Paulie Shore

>women give birth to dinosaurs

>woman stares at her feet for like half a day
>many asians die by sword

>>731786448
kill bill

>>731786448
Kill Bob

>>731786448
>>731786476
winners!

>>731786468
>>731786495
my bad meant you too. you're a winner today.

>>731786448
Bring significant harm to William

>>731786353
running scared

>Purple and white lizard becomes purple and gold lizard

>>731785988
there's an rpg based on this thing?
of all the thnigs someone could spend their time on..

Kid's dad touches his friend inappropriately, kid wants to kill himself and considers taking everyone with him

>>731786586
God Bless America

crazy funnyman puts a smoke grenade in some dude's mouth after killing all his payday partners and later dies offscreen like a faggot

>Dad dies
>Mom dies
> Both dad and mom become animal familiars
>Die again
>Child and grandfather fight
>Suddenly Alzheimer's

guy meets himself, fucks himself, gives birth to himself and wants to kill himself

>>731786625
The Notebook

>>731786527
Incorrect

>>731786669
Incorrect

>>731786622
the dark knight

woman punches her way out of a shallow grave because of a sexist chinese guy

>>731786707
:)

>>731786726
Bill is kill

>guy gets angry at stock marketers
>it'sforselfdefence.jpg

>>731786726
Volume 1

>old dude cries on a grave
>Vin Diesel has a thing for children and dies
>"what's tha- ow my fuckin eye"
>pussy dude gets revenge on a german asshole
>everyone dies for one faggot

>Steve Buschemis left eyeball goes missing

> man assembles soccer team to pay gambling debt. he fucks every player on his team.

>>731786883
follow ups:
Steve Buschemi becomes a leg in a woodchipper
Steve Buschemi gets a gay nickname

>>731786873
Saving Private Ryan

>>731786921
Nice

>>731779952
>guy tries to get breakfast at McDonald's at lunch time and then loses a water fight

>>731786873
Saving Ryan's privates

>>731786775
>>731786793
No it was volume 2

>>731786943
falling down

>>731786943
Sandler?

dead nigger storage
heroin isn't coke

>>731787000
I had ur dads watch up my ass for 2 years

Thor and Shaggy get attacked by zombies in the woods

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I had a dream

>guy meets himself, fucks himself, gives birth to himself, wants to kill himself cause job drove him insane

>>731787076
Predestination

>>731787056
cabin in the woods?

>>731787111
Yes

>>731784925
Demolition?

>>731787107
correct

>Toddlers go to amusement park in France
>shit socks
>Cock blocks single father
>Gotta Fucking something
>Marries Asian instead

A spy gets brain damage and overpays for a taxi ride, later jumps in a river to finally quit his job

>>731787189
Borne

>>731787189
bason journe

>>731787189
Unknown Identity

>Alcoholic cop always goes in guns blazing
>Nigger cop gets killed by two other niggers and gets blamed
>Dr. House is after him

>>731787220
>>731787222
>>731787228
yee

Try:
A nigga gets bit by a bug and kills his best friend's dad

>>731787268
The mist

>Paulie shore starring in his most underated film where there is a scene he eats pizza

>>731787290
nope. But for you:

a nerd finds out he was actually a battery and learns kung fu from a black guy

>>731787268
Spiderman