Poorly describe a movie and we try to guess it. > rich orphan

Is it batman

>>731770685
Yes

>>731770575
>>731770685
>>731770757
>>Thread of the century

CONTRIBUTE

> homeless man makes friends with monkeys

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Kid doesn't know how to shave, stops robbers, merry Christmas

>>731771249
Home alone

>>731771085
Is it tarzan

>>731771292
Bingo

>>731771303
Yeet

Niggers try to rape white girl, get lost under stairs

>David Bowie wants to rape my baby brother

guido raised by single father gets lost and faces the trials and tribulations of growing up in a corrupt world, he encounters various moral dilemas, and recieves vague life advice from an insect

>>731770575
Guy gets frozen and 2 idiots go on a quest

>>731771713
labrynth

>>731772028
Encino man?

>>731772288
I was going to guess Spongebob but Encino man is a fucking amazing guess I hope your right

>>731771935
Pinnochio?

>>731770575
>some nerd gets into a secret goth society
>gets druged by a Nigger
>loses sense of reality
>get weapons and basic combat training
>commit terrorism

>>731770575
that one guy from that meme scene where he's like freaking out plays a conman

>>731772627
The Matrix, too easy

>>731772516
bazinga my dude, well done

>>731772745
Still waiting to see if my Pinnochio answer was right too

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>>731770575
>shaolin monks and body-paint

>>731772847
yeahyeah, by bazinga i meant bingo, you got it, i'm just really tired sorry

man fights off terrorism and his friend with some scrap he found in a cave

>>731771425
Is it the people under the stairs?

>>731773141
Iron Man, also easy

>>731773141
Iron man

midget and his mates go for a walk and have a lot of near death experiences trying to destroy family heirloom

a fish who didnt listen to his father

>>731773287
Lotr

>>731773385
Nemo

>>731773385
Finding Nemo

>>731772737
yup
>Australian junkyard building DIY cars gets robbed
>goes for revenge with some other junkyard people
>dyes

>>731773417
yeeeeeee

>seeping beauty wakes up and goes on a killing spree

A retard goes to war

A deranged schizophrenic lunatic gets fired and goes on a terroristic rampage

>>731773630
american sniper

>>731773474
Mad Max?

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>>731773630

boy gets away from poverty by buying a piece of candy

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>>731773735
Ha

>>731773775
Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory

>>731773775
Willy Wonka

>>731773630
kinda sounds a bit like edge of tomorrow

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>>731773775

>>731773740
yup
>dude makes sleeping with other people a buisness

>>731772028
idiocracy?

>>731773846
>>731773840
>>731773927
correct!

son gets grounded by dad, gets sent to earth

>man forced to live with a nigger
>digs a tunnel to get away
>nigger still follows him

>>731774118
Shawshank

>>731770575
>Fucking nigger get off my porch
>Bang bang
>I'm pissed as fuck at that spic
>Bang bang
>Niggers

>>731770575
Stuff happens

>>731774098
that bullshit Shymalone movie?

>>731774098
little nicky

>>731774209
>>731774191
nope, try again

>>731774118
yup
>retarded man hunting animals

>>731774168
Gran Torino

Autistic kid grows up and strikes it rich , but when he tells people about it they don't believe him.

>5 Hunky dudes and 1 girl kill aliens and save world

>>731773929
Hmmm, that's a bit of a tough one

>>731774098
Will smith and his son the movie 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>731774098
Invader Zim?

>>731772028
Spongebob Squarepants Movie?

>>731770575
suicide squad

>>731774346
definitely not, hahaha

>>731773701
falling down

>>731774357
nope, its not a cartoon

>>731774279
Easy bullseye

>refugee tales law in own hands with his unusual abilities

Kid leaves orphanage with a rich black guy and then jumps on the bed with his friend

>Coward goes to war.
>Dies continuously.

>>731774489
definitely edge of tomorrow

>>731773701
that Walter Smitty Titty what the fuck ever movie with Steve Christmas Cartel what the fuck ever last name

>>731774272
superman?
damn i was so sure it was little nicky

>>731774329
ok that was very minimal
>dude makes sleeping with other people a buisness
>wife dyes
>he becomes criminal
>continues

>>731773604
Kill bill

>>731773929
that shitty Dane Cook movie that I can't think of the name

Quick! Hide in the Sears! They can't get in there!

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>>731774361

>>731774584
Aye.

>>731774622
well that could work, but it wasnt the answer i had in mind.
try again

>>731774632
yup
>>731774639
nope

man with cancer tortures people to teach them a lesson in life

>>731774098
The passion of the Christ

>>731774631
Inception

>>731773929
Duce Bigalow Male Gigolo

>>731774797
cmon

>>731774472
Superman?

>>731774814
yup
>>731774825
no

>>731774855
yes very good

>>731772028
Star wars?

>>731774802
applicable, yes. but Jesus wasnt grounded
also not the one i had in mind

>homeless man go nuts after forced to shower

>>731774835
was that your guess?

An Humanoid Alien saves his species by trapping it in a painting.

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>>731774797

>>731774797
Saw?

>>731775098
>>731775159
yes, correct!

I can't understand Brad Pitt.

>>731774098
The grounded?

>>731775059
Wambo

>>731775213
nope

Faggot kid and his friends autistic boi and attention bitch go to Christopher street day school and fighting Mr. Snek

>>731775251
yup
>old man lures people onto Island to feed them to his pets

>people get fucked up by taking drugs

>>731774481
Like Mike?

student sucks up to his professor to get info about a guy who wrote on his face

>>731775195
Snatch!

>>731775528
whut?

>Random assholes on circles. Move=Die , Wait=Die

>>731775497
Winrar

>>731775565
haha, it is poorly described. try to guess

>>731770575
Criminal nigger cons his way into whiteys house cucked whites fall in love with him

A guy drives around Los Angeles for a day and takes a hektik jump.

>>731775404
Island of Dr Moreau?

>bodybuilders slaughter sandniggers

>>731775753
nope

Tony Hawk can't skate in a space suit

[I'm a cop]
[Gotta go back in time]
[I'm gonna kill hitler]

>>731775534
Correx!

>>731775815
Kung fury

>>731775815
KUNG FURY

Shitty football player doesn't care that he's bad

>>731775877
Radio

>>731775660
is it well known movie?

>>731775707
Gone in 60 seconds?

>>731770575
>cat niggas with dog

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Child befriends a toaster

>>731775908
No, Radio never actually played

>man trapped in aquarium helps sexy chick find a fag

>>731775707
Speed

>>731775950
No

>Sex doll breaks
>New doll is hard to find
>Enlists sex bomb
>No need for sex doll

> black dudes, trans racial trannies.
Masturbate to them alot

>>731776014
Winrar

>>731775916
Yes, 8 movies in the franchise

>>731775762
Every US propaganda film.

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>>731775528

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>>731775860
>>731775870
Sexy

>>731775492
Requiem for a dream

>>731776071
Harry Potter

>>731776071
this made it too easy

guy whines like a kid because he's not being given the position to work on primetime

>Dood has to go live with 3 sexy roommates

A lying kike makes a negress famous

Confused mr. Policeman shoots up some random ppl who trying make city better, bc too much lazy ppl and niggers. Mr. Policeman is invalid person and has to use support thingy made from metal like forest gump when he pretended to be a retard as a kid.

>>731776034
Cherry 2000 ?

>>731776203
Bruce All Mighty?

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a police officer takes a young girl hostage and allows a convict to rape her next to the body of her deceased army boyfriend who died fighting in afghanistan

>>731776197
yep

>>731776198
well yeah, had to give a hint for all of you guys, haha

>>731776238
Yeppy, too easy

>>731776236
No clue, but I want to watch this

>>731775704
That movie with will Smith?

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>>731776071
Harry potter?

>low IQ
>kills someone
>mental hospital
>laundry
>becomes friends
>kills again

>>731776287
You just described whats happening in my basement. Are you NSA swine? Youll never catch me alive!!

A group of misfits go to make a withdrawal for their transitioning friend.

>>731776342
Ron's gonna be upset about this

>>731776236
Robocop

heroes journey

>>731776396
american history x

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>>731776402
a recently released army soldier goes to live with his brother and gets into some pretty serious antics

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>>731775990
Nobody?

Whore hires retired hit man to kill corrupt cop.

>>731776490
Nope

>>731776450
Thanks for describing every movie jackass

>>731776441
what you think who shot this?

>>731776287
Gruz 200

>>731776326
This
>>731776448

>>731776507
It's Transformers. Don't remember which one.

>>731776490
Thought the same thing but low IQ is wrong

>>731776529
Cedric

>>731775990
child toaster land.
always a classic.

>>731776563
Nope, not transformers

>>731776586
Too soon

>>731776592
Good guess but no

>>731776261
not the movie I had in mind but yes this fits perfectly!
Yeah, you are correct. Try to guess a similar movie though

>Girl sees her parents from being pigs and goes on a long adventure to turn them back.

>>731776497
Brothers? With jake gylenhall or however you spell it

>>731776529
dumbledoor

>>731775990
>Toaster

Totally underrated

>>731776630
Too soon indeed.

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>>731776545
I think you mean Cargo 200, you impotent faggot

>>731776427
Was this a recent release?

>>731775990
toaster friend.

>>731774399
>>731774585
Nope

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>>731774274
>>731775404
>>731775762
>>731776011
nobody?

>>731776651
Spirited Away, too easy

>>731776396
Hint: Old man, with books.

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>>731776659
Brother, no S.

Starring Sergei Bodrov Jr. (RIP)

>>731776641
Anchor Man?

Never actually seen that movie so this is a total guess

>guy do stuff then he dies

>>731775990
Auschwitz documentary?

>>731776427
to wong foo, thanks for nothing you piece of shit

>>731776772
2spooky4me

>>731776695
It came out 42 years ago
>>731776699
Kek no

>>731776719
No one. Kill yourself for samefagging this hard.

>>731776740
the 10 commandments

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A group of well meaning Communists embark on a Journey that will take them from Sanity to Insanity.

The Revolutionary Rules must not be Broken.

A redneck nearly makes the anti-christ

>>731776734
Only starting off easy, anon.

>>731776820
No. One of the books was a Bible, however.

>get fortune read
>play with toys
>get raped by peado colleague

Rodents cook things and the health department forgets how to do their jobs entirely.

>>731776772
Fucking hell I kekked.

You earn a hint.
Captain crunch isn't happy about it.

>chinaman jim and cowboy taraka penetrate a mans brain

police chief goes fishing

>>731776879
8 mile?

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>>731776887
Ratatouille

>>731773701
Fighting club

>>731776760
You are correct!

Fuckbois drive fast around corners.
>people pay money to see this shit

>kid dies during stranglebaiting malfunction, dad tries to cover it up

>>731776887
Ratatoui nigga thats my shit.

Welshmen never yield

>everyone dies in a very stupid way because a very stupid animal

>>731776682
Is Russian film you dog, is called Gruz 200 in Homeland

>>731775078
Wasn't this a doctor who episode?

Kid gets a job at a restaurant and shows his balls to his coworkers and quits

>>731776427
Great train robbery

>>731776964
The Grey

>>731776780
No

>>731775404
Jurassic park

>>731776951
Fast and furious tokyo drift

>>731774098
thor

>>731776973
No it's not you faggot.

In Homecountry it is called Гpyз 200

>>731776941
>>731776396
Nope. The reason the first was killed was an affair; the second was for the love of his friend. The second victim was an alcoholic.

>kid wants a toy and everyone dies

>>731775584
Hunger games

>>731777031
nice

>>731776980
superman?

>>731776951
Taledega Knights

No more Will Ferrel

Also, fuck you, watching cars driving a less than a foot from each other at 200 MPH is amazing

>>731777003
nope, its a more stupid movie

>>731776990
Waiting

>>731776719
The island of Dr maru

>>731777057
Breaking Bad

>>731776952
Worlds greatest dad

>>731776951
Fast and the furious
>>731776952
Worlds best dad.
>yfw robin williams recreated this irl in reverse

>>731776964
The grey

>>731777001
No

>>731776931
Is the movie with that bald guy who fucks a russian girl and dirves an audi?

>>731776830
This looks interesting. Sauce plz

>>731777146
bingo

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Communists living in Belgrade take shelter with their Chimpanzee named Sonny in a bomb shelter during WW2.

They spend the next 20 years manufacturing weapons for Tito, and then everyone dies.

>>731776948
Never saw "fighting" club, but you're really really close

>>731777056
Go fuck yourself commie fucker. Vodka is pussy shit its all about the american bred corn mash shine. Get fucked mother fucker U$$R fell for a reason!!!! Ooh rah mother fucker!!!!!

Teenagers find a rock and learn how to fly and the black guy dies first then the camera guy does too.

>>731777069
Jingle all the way

>>731777119
Yes

A fish gets lost.

>>731777228
Chronicle

Really wish they made a sequel

>guy builds machine that could revolutionize the world
>use it to cook

>>731777183
Chekist(1992)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrB9y2LsnGw
>https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/7174700/Chekist_(1992)_w._English_Subtitle_[Russian_audio]

>go with god, citizen.

>Fancy dressed Fascist kill bugs

>>731777136
Nope

>>731777155
its not the grey

Many killing, sex and humiliating in British fantasy world

>>731777287
Many thanks

>>731776830
Chekist

>>731777228
that stupid movie...

uh... with the telekinesis

>>731777109
No, and fuck you for being a redneck who thinks cars driving in circles is entertainment. Go drink natty ice and bitch about illegals.

>>731777228
Chronicle

>>731777194
sounds like an crappy serbian B Movie

>>731777230
nope, its a classic movie

Astronauts find some shit on Mars and feed it and it kills them and earth too (probably)

>>731777352
chronicle

> hill billys hurt themselves and act like retards

>>731777275
>>731777352
>>731777374
Ding ding

>>731777322
more hints man

>>731774098
THOR!!

>>731777218
You make me ashamed of the human race.

>>731777379
You filthy jew, it's not Crappy at all.

The Main characters name is CERNY(Blacky)

So it can't have any crap in it at all.

>bad guy kills little boy's family
>boy grows up, train to fight, search for bad guy
>kills bad guy's pet, his army, bad guy, burn down his temple and destroy a religion

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>>731777373
Keep talkin shit, nigger.

>>731774098
Thor

A guy gets in his car and explodes

Glorious National Socialists defeated by professor using Zionist superweapon.

>>731777444
Nope.

>>731777477
SPASIBO BOLSHOE

NA ZDROWIE

CHEST I KAVALA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw

Fucking Asians come to America and kill this guy's big brother and his friends.

>guy talks with dildo looking alien
>bleeds for hours screaming non-stop

>>731777485
Shit, feel like I know this one but little boy grew up to be a bad ass, destroying a whole religion and sheeeit

>>731777512
RoboCop remake

A guy speaks to some guys who aren't golfers

>>731777470
The human race can suck my dick. Only thing that matters in this world is the american race! Youre a little bitch faggy fuck with 1/2 a dick and 3 balls mother fucker

>>731777292
Starship Troopers

>>731777435
Jackass

>>731777472
yeah...there is no point posting movies here who nobody outside that third world shithole you call country havent seen.
Only mainstream

>>731777614
No, film I'm talking about came out about 20 years ago

>>731777053
And we got the answer! Correct

middle-aged man want to be easter bunny

Overpaid sex maniac employed by gov always blow up something in the end.

>>731777681
i dont know man

Pakistan?

Sling blade

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A failing factory owner decides to let his Jews live a little longer so they can become more productive.

What movie is this?

>>731777634
Yup

>>731777444
Sorry, I've only seen the movie once, and I'm not sure how to give hints without giving it away.

Released in '96.

"or so I reckon"
"Mhmm."
>Old, released mental hospital guy
>kid helps him with laundry
>They become friends
>Old man kills for kid, to be helpful
>Gives kid his leather-strapped pile of books

>>731777718
donnie darko?

>>731777729
It does take place in the desert

There is no point in posting in this goddamn thread. Half of you haven't even graduated from high school, and the other half is sucking your dicks.

>misfits find treasure map
>make friends with retard
>find treasure
>everything turned out ok

>>731777495
damn

>>731777623
1/10, there is no way anyone is this fucking stupid. hick or not.

Guy fists a beaver and has everyone see it

>>731777771
You are a gay nerd.

Zombie apocalypse turns into an interesting new form of slavery.

>>731777793
The Goonies.

>>731777292
Schindler's List?

>>731777793
Without a paddle?

>>731777485
reverse John Wick

>>731775271
Harry potter?

>>731774444
Check'd

>>731777793
HEY YOU GUUUUUUUUUYYYYSSSSSSSSSTHTHTHTHTHTHTTH!!!

>>731777731
>>731776396
Yup

>>731777752
Fucking Slingblade now shut the fuck up.

>>731777870
Yes

>>731777840
>>731777881

Winrar

>>731777793
Goonies

>>731777816
Caught me, ima rather elegant person who loves to refer to himself as a sociopath because i think its cool and gives me and advantage over others

>>731777828
>nothing but kids ITT
>GAY NERD LOL
Did that go the way you thought it would?

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>>731777841

>guy wakes up in hospital
>has to save the world without remembering shit

>>731778000
Hancock

A guy realizes his rentals are overdue and goes on an adventure to return them but it doesn't go as planned.

>>731777980
You are a weirdo back off or ill kill you little boy.

>>731777162
nope

>>731777485
Conan the Barbarian

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>>731777942
You're a chick pretending too hard to be a guy and I just don't have the fucking time for you.
>ima
>nigga
>lol
>Nope
>Yup
>GUUUUYYYYSSSTHTHTH

Dude loses his car.

That's it. That's the movie.

>>731778040
nah, he doesn't have superpowers, just read a lot

>>731778000
walking dead

>>731777485
Doctor strange?

>>731778123
where's my car?

>>731778123
Dude where's my car

>>731778092
Correct

>>731778136
that's not a movie

>>731778063
>rentals

>>731778123
John wick

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>>731778101
You musst watch your assumtions i could just be a really faggy dude, dude.

>truck driver and dog
>runaway bride
>police

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>>731778101
>>GUUUUYYYYSSSTHTHTH

>tfw my post is connected to someone else

That's pretty neat I guess

Bad detective drives his boss crazy but saves the country multiple times

>>731778128
>nah
Kill yourself faggot.

>shit everywhere

>>731778185
what makes you say that?

>>731778209
SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT

>>731778152
Close
>>731778162
Yes
>>731778196
Kek

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Nigger and alcoholic take over town and battle rightful white corporate landowner.

>>731778219
die hard?

>>731778240
Dumb and dumberer when hary met Lloyd

>>731778240
India is not a movie

>>731778238
suck a dick

>>731777667
Many people love Russian Cinema.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiGDJ5-dXaI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUuLvNiMa0A

>>731778284
Just a random guess, but Free State of Jones or whatever it was called?

>>731778288
Nope

>>731777764
nope, keep trying

>>731778306
ding dong

Some retards bang on shit and made a movie out of it.

>Perfect future without crime and everyone is nice
>Nigger wakes up and ruins it

>>731778216
Two faggots for the price of one newfag shitposter.

>>731777829
Shaun of the Dead

>>731778379
Yes

>>731776746
I remember first seeing him in a scene from Prisoner of the Mountains.

>>731778371
Equilibrium.

>>731778376
>newfag

Well technically I belong to the cancer generation(2011)

If you're going to insult me, at least be accurate, faggot

>>731778328
No. Hint: farts.

Guys fuck on a mountain.

>>731778409
Kavkazskiy plennik

best movie about dirty slavic muslims ever made

>nigger fucks up the world
>talks alone

>leatherman shows jabroni whos boss of the gym

>>731778416
Nope, movie is a little older then Equilibrium.

>>731778472
brokeback mountain

>>731778472
Bareback Mountain

>>731778466
yeah, you lost me