i have over 1400 matches on tinder. i don't give a fuck

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>over 1400 matches
Literally how

Morgen - do you like anal?

>>731765770
Morgen
"Ey bb u like it raw?"

>>731765770
Morgen
"Can u sit on my face?"

>>731765872
i am:
>military
>decent looking
>not autistic

pretty easy to get chix on tinder, m8

Angie, wanna fuck?

>>731765770
SoftBank? You're in Japan?

>>731765770
Erika let's cut the crap
I wanna cum in ur belly button

>all these replies
>no 3 yet
>mfw this post ends in 3

>>731765966
This

>>731765981
You are: bullshit

Fake tinder pic
Fake bio

>>731766288
the dubs lie!

i can see using fake pics but how would i write a fake bio tho?? lmao

ill show you my profile idgaf

Bumble rolled out a verified profile thing, wish Tinder had something like that too.

>>731765966
>3

>>731766415
You could lie about your job in your bio

>>731765770
Start with Kylie "you into fisting?"

>>731766415
Sure, show the profile

>>731766288
>attractive people don't exist

It's not hard to be good looking.

send a black dick pic assuming ur white to any of them

>>731765770
erika

>>731766673
didn't pick somebody
>>731766693
didn't pick somebody also can't send pics over tinder
>>731766753
BINGO! dubs decides what we say to erika

>>731766753
and ask her

"when did she last take a dump, I like anal clean the first time"

>>731766817
would it turn you on to know your dad imagines you naked?

>>731766817
Show the profile?

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here's my tinder pics

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and here's the timestamp.

>>731765770
Eden
U look like a slave my great grandpa owned

>>731767017
You're hot. I'm a girl in central

>>731766950
You look like a gay mackelmore
Also if dubs "wanna have car sex"

>>731767018
Roll

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>>731767096
ya ok, anon. i'm really gonna fall for that one again.

>>731766950
R u wearing brass Knicks in first photo OP

>>731766817
u wan sum fuk bb?

>>731767235
hahaha yes i am. my buddy brought some cheap ones back from thailand. it was kinda funny

>>731767017
just another faggy white boy with a white out hair cut posting on a white boy forum who had nothing else to do with his life but join the military.

oh white boys.

thank god you're off fighting for my right to nail your girl while you're over seas.
:)

Go with the classic, "tits or get the fuck out of my board".

>>731767324
Fuck off /pol/, you wish you were black

>>731767200

>>731766817
would you like to fleek a lit swag nig my G? is nice...

Wanna make a porno?

>>731767324
>another autistic ragetard mad that no one likes him so he takes his aggression out on random people he perceives as better than him

careful, anon, your projection is showing

>>731767357
roll

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>>731767324

>>731767491
oh. well i stand corrected. nice of you to join us for the fun.

>>731767517
Reroll

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>>731767324
OP posts OC, gives advice, posts pics and photo with timestamp as backup to his arguments.

Where's your 1300 matches on tinder + ID proof?

if

>>731767510
rooooolllll

>>731767592
Haha thx. Where's the wedding at? I'm down to go

>>731767543
rolling

>>731765770
Julia- Do you ever have rape/murder fantasies?

>>731767491
What was this

>>731767517
Rollllll

How big are your milk makers?

>>731767720
Tits n timestamp

>>731767673
it's in chicago, but it's too late to get a plus 1 now, anon. sorry! didn't rsvp in time

nice tiddies tho.

>>731767766
winner!

Kylie. Hey you even gone ass to mouth? as in you eat my ass then I shove my dick down your throat?

>>731767720
fem anon with time/date and slight tits out to prove to op that she wasn't baiting him by saying he was hot

>>731767792
Post it again homie I obviously didn't see it =(

>>731767792
Can confirm small tits blocked by timestamp

>>731767792
Repost?

where them dubs at? if i get dubs OP chooses what to entertain us with, pick from any post my dear fag.

>>731767720
timestamp pick of a "chick" who didn't show her face or tits.

basically nothing.

>>731767766
dat

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while we wait for a reply, 8 decides who next

>>731767357
roll

>>731765770
dumb question. Would you get in trouble if the army or w/e you serve found out you frequent this site? Are you not scared that you could possibly be monitored just because they can?

ASk Kissy if she will peg you

>>731767997
Angie: tits or gtfo

>>731767997
Eden. Let me stuff a shrimp up ur Pussy

>>731767921
Fakkkk

Ask morgen if she likes anal

>>731768031
i'm going to go with no. this is just an image board. a social site.

>>731767997
i don't know
erika is pretty hot.

>>731768069
roll

>>731768124
roll

>>731768053
This

Ask eden if she likes fried chicken

I like you OP

>>731768053
yes!

>>731768186
This

>>731767997

Kylie and ask her " be honest did you match with me because you wanted to get rammed or did you really expect anything more than that?

>>731768228
For the winrar

>>731768193
thank you, anon. i like your upbeat attitude.

>>731768228
uh oh. here we go.

Most interesting thread of the night. Lurking.
Keep up the Lord's work op.

>>731768148
But it is notorious for some fucked up shit I would imagine they might be somewhat interested in what he has posted on here.

>>731767651
>>731767530
tbh, i had tinder and did fine and had actual hundreds of matches despite only being on it for a few weeks, so no not hard to do at all i'm good looking as fuck and charismatic, which is why i swoop on girls like this white boy OP's.

coming to a fucking neckbeard forum to brag about something so small isn't that impressive, especially since he's been on that shit for god knows how long.
AND i got a gf i stole from some white boy so suck my cock, i could do this shit for a living.

>>731768329
YESSSSS HERE WE GO!!

Say to Julia "MAH NAME JEFF!!! WHAT UR????"

>>731765770
>eden
>Sup nigger

>>731768408
Do the world a favor and kill yourself

>>731768329
Dubs and you ask eden if you can have a pair of her dirty underwear

>>731768408
>having this much to prove
Okay guy

>>731767997
>Eden
I'm a cultural Nazi but I believe in implicitly race mixing to show affection between races

>>731768228
>>731768329
delivered.

>>731768371
eh, i'm doubtful. reddit has dark corners too. i don't see them getting in a fuss over one image board.

this is coming from someone who used to work in IT as a sysadmin.

>>731768487
i'll do the world a favor and spread my latino seed in your women. fuck off gringo, send us back to mexico or build your fucking wall, all your white girls some to vacation down south anyway.

don't even gotta state the obvious of what they do there.

>>731768576
pic of delivery or it didn't happen

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>>731768576
sorry forgot the image, got distracted typing >>731768371 this anon's reply

Julia- can I touch ur no no square?

>>731768613
3edgy5me, anon. really have us scared here.

>>731768661
2 determines who we talk to next while we wait.

>>731768661
nice touch

>>731768613
Lmao spic, what are you 5'3? Go back to picking fruit in the fields manlet.

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Ask Eden if she is into guys with 2 cocks (add pic)

>>731768785
Tell someone you're a cultural Nazi

>>731768794
thanks, anon. hope you're having a nice night.

>>731768785
Morgen what I got to do to get them nudes?

>>731768851
Damn 1 off
>Roll for the epic

>>731768785
Angie, I know we just matched, and haven't even exchanged a word, but will you fuck me in front of my girlfriend while she's handcuffed to a chair?

>>731768851
You cant send pics on tinder for this reason

morgan
>please stop using the dog filters, you bitch, unless you want me to come over there and make you bark for my fucking magnum dong.

Morgen - can I smell you pussy

>>731768851
You are an experienced tinder user, yes?

Ask the one that is to the right just off the screen shot if she is into bestiality

>>731769032
topkek winrar

>>731768999
Trips of truth!

>>731768796
yeah yeah keep those stereotypes in your head while i pork your girl and speak to her in spanish.

>>731768999
op here trips wins it. one sec, hope you don't mind if i add a little flair

>>731769032
ill incorporate this

>>731769032
Roll

>>731768999
Trips trumps chosen numbe

>>731769102
>implying I have a girl
Go eat a taco Juan Pablo.

>>731769110
Oh fuck throwing a little razzle dazzle on it this better be good op

>>731766950
>>731767017

You're inspiring, OP.

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>>731769203
>>731769138
>>731769069
>>731769090
hope i made u guys proud

>>731769551
Lmao

>>731769551
thank you, based OP

>>731769551
Also nice how you spelled her name wrong

>>731769672
thank you, thank you. that one was subtle. thanks for catching it.

>>731769551
Best op I've seen in awhile

>>731769551
Do these tactics actually get you laid? I'm impressed op.

>>731769551
My sides are gone

>>731769551
Wordsmith.

>>731769551
>John Lennon filter
>Makes her listen to Paul McCartney song

You monster

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>>731768408
>sidesteps instructions to make his argument valid
>still rages at everyone

>>731769772
>>731769833
>>731769848

you guys are too nice <3

>>731769807
not usually. but a few with similar senses of humor have seen through the ruse and came over for fun after that. i enjoy tinder but it's very hit or miss.

Eden-
You look like a nice girl, and we all know nice girls are freaks in bed, Shall I call 5 or 6 of my buddies to join me in abusing each of your orifices?

>>731765770
plain simple easy
Eden: Nigger

>>731769955
nice dubs

>>731769955
Dub Dubs beacons!

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while we wait lol

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You guys are the kings

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>>731769930
op here, 5 determines who's next. here's some more.

>>731770108
kek

also it sucks that no one has replied to you yet. starting the conversation is fun but interaction is much better

if erika agrees to a porno, you know where to post the link first

Link this thread to Erika

>>731770145
sam: i didnt match with a guy im sorry but im gonna need to see pussy

>>731770145
pick one say:

Lets not even go through this small talk bull shit. You're hot and I want you.

>>731769955
There's your 5 OP

>>731770248
This

>>731770174
i'm sure its just too late for anyone to be casually browsing tinder. they'll most likely respond tomorrow morning.

also morgen blocked me. kek

>>731770145
hannah if i hook up with you do i get the other girl to? 2 for 1 special

>>731770145
Sam: Ask which pronoun set she prefers

hey taliyah, are you black, or just another nigger?

>>731770145
>>731770263
oh shit. didn't realize i rolled my own 5. ok anon.

Taliyah
I have yet to fuck a nigger, want to be my first?

>>731770145
Will >>731769955's post count?

if not, ask sam if you could roll some claydough over her huge forehead.while you're sitting on her face and your dick is in her mouth.

Ask Sam to compare dick sizes

>>731770290
rolled down the hill>>731770331

>>731770383
Rollll

>>731770415
winrar

>>731770415
Fucking winner

>>731770415
Winrar

>>731770279
rip. she didn't even bother to humor us.

>>731769955
this

>>731770145
I have always thought softbank was solely a japanese telco huh

>>731770145
jasmine
>please tell me that you're not the black chick

>>731770629
kek

Courtney
Are you the nigger in the pic? I love me some nigger fucking

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>>731770415
>>731770458
>>731770463
>>731770476
this was a weird convo to begin with. i was making fun of her for looking like a guy and being in the army. anyone in the forces knows we all give each other shit for their branch.

>>731770546
i'm in japan atm, leaving in a week.

>>731770703
bonus panel

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Kek madman op

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>>731770854
>>731770703

>>731770889
Kek

>replies: 170
>images: 17
Nah ill pass on this faggotry

>>731770889
Why are you even talking to Ron weasly in a Harry Potter cosplay

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>>731768371

nothing more fucked up than what the army does. Those fuckers flame thrower villages and rape 13 year old girls before slitting their throats.

ffs it's not a catholic boarding school it's a legion of hired killers.

We have an alpha here boyz. Let's suck his dick

OPS Choice - I can suck my own cock, What can you do to make me fuck you instead?

>>731770889
lets talk to some hot girls and actually wheel them

>>731770998
you're not missing much sadly, but OP is in fact, not a faggot and is delivering

>>731771073
This

>>731771122
Check'd

Best op I've ever seen.

Cheers.

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>THIS GIRL WILL SEND NUDES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T3qoBjzRMs

>>731771233
fag

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>>731771122
okay here are some options

>Samantha

>>731771233
thanks, anon. hope you're having a great night.

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>Masha

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>Jourdin

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or
>Trogdor Destroyer of Worlds, Harvester Of Souls, Vanquisher of Galaxies, CEO of Wendy's

dubs decides

>>731771606
>7000 miles away
the fuck are you doing

>>731771606
HOLY FUCK I'VE MET THIS BITCH

I go to university in chicago, got a lot of friends at columbia, I think I saw her at a friend's party, or maybe as an extra in someone's short film

dubs for trogdor

>>731771484
Why are you showing the girls? Does it fucking matter just talk some stupid shit to them and get on with it

holy fuck these girls are hot

>>731771761
serving his country?

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any girls how nudes or what

>>731771606
Ask her what her butthole tastes like

>>731771522
Ask Masha if she can name 3 X songs other than Look At Me

>>731771606
Ask her if her snatch has dreadlocks.

>>731771763
small world, huh anon? i'm from chicago. had my pin set there for a while.

>>731771842
How do I mine nudes

>>731771801
is that sarcasm? it better not be.

>>731771986
what are you on about, anon?

>>731770703
ah you are in japan. military deployment?

im in the military too, but conscripted and leaving at the end of the month. never had any overseas opportunities, sadly.

>>731771953
I goo back every fall for school, love the place. I don't get all the hate for it.

>>731771847
Rolll

>>731767454
>You wish you were white
FTFY

Op is pretty bad at this must be first time making tinder thread

>>731772106
See
>>731769551

>>731771606
tell her the ring on her right hand looks a little loose. Just like her vagina will be after you penetrate here for 3 seconds, cum, then grab the nearest banana so you don't feel bad about your two pump failure.

>>731768148
you're delusional on that 1
gl

>>731772186
This

>>731771847
Reroll

>>731772106
how'd you guess?!
i haven't OPd a thread in years anon, cut me some slack, will ya?

>>731772075
i love chicago. i plan on staying when i get home. tho SoCal is gorgeous.

>>731772068
yessir. 24 month rotation. finally coming home next week. i've been on a float, gone to other asian countries, trained with the korean marines. pretty dope shit.

>>731772186
This

>>731772173
Awesome bruh he posted like 4 screenshots of his texts

>>731772335
This is b not facebook we're not here to exchange pleasantries

>>731772201
see /k/ with their daily military enlistment threads. you think they would continue to make those if people were getting arrested for it just because they're in the military?

come back when you're not retarded.

>>731772335
huh. never been out west, myself. The midwest is my home, but The beaches out east are pretty nice

>>731772500
so close, anon. you just didn't pick a girl! darn.
>this salty for no reason

>>731772186
Rolling

>>731772335
more content before we all jump ship

>>731772585
>beaches out east

Dude, go to some warm climate beaches for fucks sake

>>731772587
Only in your shit threads do you roll for girls

>>731772335
take a page of girls and message all of them
"i'm lonely on my ship right now. send nudes"
post all nudes you receive to this thread

>>731771522
Ask for her mom's phone number cause she looks too young for you

>>731772773
Anon with some sense finally

>>731772186
Roll

>>731772773
>>731772849
y'all are retarded. can't send pics through tinder as stated 3 times in this thread

>>731771703
Ask how many hotdogs she can fit in her mouth at once

>>731772675
been to virginia beach once, if that counts. can't really afford much travel, hell, it's a struggle trying to find an affordable apartment in chicago.

>>731772937
they'll just ask him how he wants the nudes, or he can say "send nudes at" and list his phone number or snap

The one with the BIGGEST breasts.
Ask her if you can pop them.

The one with the SMALLEST breasts.
Ask if her parents know she's using tinder.

The one with the breasts that are JUST RIGHT.
Ask her to dinner, see if she's a decent person.

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>>731767324

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here's some past ones for your entertainment

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>>731773616

>>731773616
>hey guise check out this sick burn i did that received no response
u fokkin jokin m8?

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>>731773687

>>731773616
this is actually pretty fucking good

>>731773745
fucking decent.

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>>731773745

>>731773616
I too enjoyed this, keep it up anon.

>>731773858
7/10

do you pay for this shit?
can you get a subscription on this ?

>>731773687
BASED

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short but simple

>>731773838
I don't get it

>>731774030
Didn't know girls could be this desperate

>>731774030
cringe

>>731767673
post titties again

Now I wanna reinstall Tinder, fuck you OP

>>731773983
>>731765770
I wish, it's rare to see any decent dubs decide threads.

>>731774254
oh my god this can't be in real time, these are too fucking on point.

>>731774235
? You cant pay for tinder with dubs no sir

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last one, guys. i'ma go get some food.
i had fun, hope you guys got some giggles or whatever. i'll make another thread if i get responses on the earlier ones, and hopefully we can catch them at times they'll consistently reply.

as always, love you my dudes. stay cool

there's no juicy back and forth at all

what the fuck, this is just sad now

>>731774429
agreed. glad OP is leavin us

>>731774429
There never was any back and forth just shitposts

>>731767324
found the nigger

>>731767017
isaiah you fucking jew

>>731774370
Fuck I read the post wrong, I thought he said something completly different, Lol.

Do you want to come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror

>>731774254
I really wish I had reaction pictures on my phone. This is fucking great.

>>731774414
Stay frosty

>>731765981
I'm one of those things and i get a pitiful 1-2 matches a day so i guess that eliminates being decent looking or not autistic