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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a broken icepick, unless you post in this thread.
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>>731752310

Ted is a repetitive shitposter.
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>>731752310
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No no Teddy
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16.10.2017
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>>731752310
hate
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Wouldn't want that.
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Is this from a movie or something?
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>>731752310
hehe good one kiddo getting them shares on the 4chans ahah very nice ahahadsahfha.
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Ok
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much spook.
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>>731752310
love you teddy <3
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ted's a nice fellow who would never do that
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>>731752310
fuck you
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>>731752310
Oh shit.
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the evil doggo raped and and ate Teddy. He's gone forever. You should thank the evil doggo for doing you a solid, but he won't doing anything to you if you don't since he's not a faggot.
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what's wrong with teddy's eyes
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But if they have a broken icepick, and I have an intact icepick, wouldn't I win everytime?
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niggers
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Well that isnt good
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3:30AM Here shiet
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>>731752310
l
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>>731752310
Looks like he had a tiny bit too much cocaine
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no, you nigger
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>>731752310

greddy
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Okay fam.
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>>731752310
K
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>>731752310
nigger
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Oh hell nah
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>>731752310
that's gay
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ok
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Is that junkrat
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fuck me up
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>>731752310
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Can't have that happening to me
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Lick muh balls
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I hate these threads..
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>>731752310
That doesn't seem like it is fun.
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>>731752310
African or European?
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>>731752310
Screw you, I feel like I'm being watched now. Thanks, jerk.
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Ok
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3 spooky 5 me
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fuck off teddy
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Isn't an ice pick less dangerous when it's broken? Serious question..
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Plz no
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>>731752310
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>>731752310
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>>731752310
no no
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>>731752310
but it's 3:43am moron
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>>731752310
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>>731755282
its broken so it takes more work to uneye you
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teddy needs a new god damn hobby
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>>731752310
sp00p
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rip
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I just posted
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Ayy lmao
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Fuck you ted
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plznotd
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kk
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>>731752310
>3:37 AM
Did Teddy fall asleep? It's 4:45 AM here.
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rip
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>>731752310
that seems kinda shitty
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>>731752310
yt
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>>731753687
Thanks anyway, doggo.
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>>731752310
tedplsno
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Fuck off Teddy
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>>731752310

Is he aye
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You gotta be a little bitch to die to teddy. Not only is he fucking dead, his ice pick is also broken. It would be the same as being threatened by a handicapped man with a sharp spoon.
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Round2
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Thanks doggo
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>>731752310
Wtf
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Pls fuck
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unenthusiastic ree
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my dogs name is teddy
>this thread spooked me good
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eat my ass
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>>731752310

Teddy is kind of boring.
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Ok
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>>731752310
Dang it Teddy im posting bro.
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>>731752310
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>>731752310
I wish teddy was real. I hope you die for lying to me.
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Feelsbadman
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Everyone type in the thread Teddy is a stupid nigger
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>>731752310
K
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fuck
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>>731752310
SPOOKED
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>>731752310
k im a retard newfag lol
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Suck my peepee Ted
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>>731752310

Is Teddy gay?
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>>731752310
this is ancient
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How's Freddy's tits?
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Fuck you op
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oh
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>>731752310
Nigger Nigger Chicken Dinner
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stahp
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>>731752310
no pls
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ok
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>>731752310
You're kinda an ass teddy but I like my eyesight so.
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K
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Teddy, I'm not at home tonight
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>>731752310
no
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Not taking any chances
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http://semo.craigslist.org/cas/6120669269.html

Live action
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>>731752310
Would you fuck an older lady?
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>>731752310
fuck off ted
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>>731752310
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The City Guard of Protection protects you from the bullshit of this post, REJOICE!
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Jokes on you, I want to die so I'm not going to reply to your thread
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Fuck you
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fuck off
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fake
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pls no
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>>731752310
Fuck
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Icepick
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okay then mate
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>>731752310
Already 4am here and wjfjd"'
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ok
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>>731752310
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Heheh. You guys are so lame.
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>>731752310

Y
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okay
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>>731752310
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>>731752310
y not a spoon?
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Nigger
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ey
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CHORUS:
When Teddy said he didn't like his Eddie
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife

What a guy!

Makes you cry!

Und I deeed!
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>>731752310
it's cool, my eyes aren't real anyway
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oh no
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>>731752310
Oh no teddy
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reee
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I know Teddy, he a fake nigga jk fo real tho he cool
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Fuck that rocky horror picture show reference. That movie was shit. Gay nigger.
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Fine
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>>731752310
Nigga
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>>731752310
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>>731752310

OP es Fggt
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>>731752310
Not taking a single chance
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>>731752310
I'd rather Teddy not do that
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Nononono
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no. bad dog
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tpj5t4bvjmirebpje5gb ioj5tbnt bo tuorth ku ewguh;lenftjvsd'lkf chg,;mxvkjghlkvsxtgo[,ipywergipou cmsdoihjj
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>>731752310
die
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>>731752310
fuk off teddy
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ooh no not my eyes
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>>731752893
meep
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fuk off teddy
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/b/ loves traps isn't it?
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Zombies are my neighbors
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>>731752310
plz
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Who dis?
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>>731752310
Now listen here you motherfucker
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Hey Teddie, dont.
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>>731752310

Bring it on motherfucker, some piece of shit tries prying out my eyes he's going to find out what it's like to have my dick rip apart his asshole.
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>>731752310
ok, fuck that shit
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DELET THIS
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spOOk
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spook nigga
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>>731752310
fucking faggot shit
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k
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Fuck that shit I ain't takin any chances
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Pls no
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damn it
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>>731752310
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>>731752310
i hate you
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Wtfff
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>>731758618
oh god thank you anon
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Do it faggot
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>>731752310
Wait, can he remove my eyes if I'm not at home?
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>>731753687
thank you doggo
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Fugg
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>>731752310
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>>731752310
are you acoustic ?
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Mods Delet
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here just in casr
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what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>731752310
fugg
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Fuck
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just in case you know what i mean teddy's one creepy ass muhfucker
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reminds me of the short film Bedfellows https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z6xGU2_g9s
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>>731752310
Teddy is making me jealous with his death
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>>731752310
>>731752310

I'm safe
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>>731752310
f
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fake and gay
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Spoopy
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Ima rape mr tardy
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>>731752310
Not risking this shit
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>>731752310
Whut
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pls no daddy......
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shit
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ok
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K.
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>>731752310
spoopy
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k
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Oh fuck
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>>731752310
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>>731752310
teddys got a pretty good dentist.
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>>731752310
pls no
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Damn it, Teddy. I've had to post in your threads three times, yet you never explain anything about yourself or why you would use a broken icepick.
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Jew
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>>731752310
Jokes on you, I have long since closed my eyes, my goal is only the darkness.
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spooked
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Well okay.
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Ted pls
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fuck off ted
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>>731752310
I ain't messing with ol' teddy.
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>>731752310
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>>731752310
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>>731753687
Thanks, evil doggo
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>>731752310
N
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Fuck off mate
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hello
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Fuck you teddy
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fuck off ted
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well fuck
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The fuck
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Nut.
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>>731752310
why
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>>731752310
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>>731752310

Doesn't work that way.. but .. meh..
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ok
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Hi
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NO TEDDY I'M NOT READY
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>>731752310
blow me
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k
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>>731752310
i'm gonna make that picture the desktop background of my brothers laptop
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yep
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>>731752310
delet
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>>731752310
check them out
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>>731752310
pls no
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>>731752310
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ha
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It's already 4:34 but not risking any fuckery.
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Fuck you
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>>731752310
2spook4me
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>>731752310
Fucking posting
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fucker
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good thing im not home
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>>731752310
Teddy looks gay asf
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>>731752310
Only time one of these threads has ever gotten me to post... damn that creeps me out...
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pls don't
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Not even risking that shit
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cx
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>>731752310
Fuck you, Teddy. Yeah, you herd me. FUCK YOU. I am not scared of your faggot ass. In fact, you're not even fit to suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole. How does that make you feel?
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Reply
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>>731752310
2 spoopy 4 m3
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Ted would never do that
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ayooo
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>>731752310
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>>731752310
have a (you).
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Ecks dee
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3:38 im still wankimg hard m8, fucking rtard.
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>>731752310
mmmm nope
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>>731752310
Nigger
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>>731752310
Fuk
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>>731752310
Kys faggot
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>>731752310

Teddy just gets more and more boring.
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what if sleep during the day
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Can I move my clock ahead and get this over with?
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What
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>>731752310
OP SUCKS NIGGERFAGGOT DICK
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Poo poo pee pee
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>>731752310
nigga
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>>731752310
Fag
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>>731760189
evil cunt
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NIGGA PLEASE
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Hi Ted, I liked your movies
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>>731753687
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>>731752310
get aids op
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yhlhvn
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Sorry teddy
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Plz
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Pls no
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Fuck
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gay
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Stfu and go eat some ass OP.
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ok
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>>731752310
>Well that's not good
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well. nope.
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fuck iff
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Eat my fucking shit, Teddy you fucking cum gargling faggot. This pussy bitch comes anywhere near me and I'll take his ice pick and shove down his cum glazed throat.
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ok jared
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>>731760189
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>>731752310
Rokeby Farms
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>>731752310
ass
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Ok
>>731753687
Thank you so much
>>731755319
>>731756958
>>
o
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Teddy can suck a dick
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Cool gator says fuck off
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