Be honest /b/... If you came drunk af on a saturday night and

>>731743809
stream because i'm a pussy and there's someone in my house

My sister in law did that when she was 16 and I would tell that girl what told my sister in law, I'll ask my wife what to do. Most likely she would say no, as she did with her sister

>>731743809
Drunk outta my mind, I'd probably be weak and do it

The second I woke up I'd be in a straight panic and trying to think of ways to lie myself out of it, which wouldnt work

>>731743809

Give her a juicebox and tell her to get the fuck out.
Ain't no pussy worth 20 years in a federal poundmeintheass penitentiary

>>731744618
Wtf

As soon as i wake up id want to fuck her again man look at her shes hot af

>>731744747
Fucking little bitch pussy

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>>731743809
Ask how the fuck she got out of my basement.

>>731744827
damn did u just learn how to swear thats pretty hardcore

Fuck her, and never call her again

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>>731744827

You listen here sonny.

Ain't no pussy worth jail time. If you disagree then you're a desperate cuck.

>>731743809
Smash

>>731745109
But shes so fucking hot imagine a 14 year old girl riding you man id probably cum in seconds lol

>>731743809
>drunk
>horny
Pick one.

>>731743809
Would call a nigga to rape her for discipline

>>731743809
Throw that bitch out my 5th floor window. How the fuck did she get in my house?

>>731743946
Yeah I'd freak the fuck out and call the cops.

I can get drunk to the point of vomiting and passing out, but I never lose my self-awareness/self-consciousness. It's kind of a drag.

>>731746148
Have you ever been drunk

>>731746416
Yes, don't you remember?

>>731746416
Yes. I am drunk as we speak. I guess it just doesn't amplify that drive for me.

If I was that drunk I wouldn't be able to get hard anyway

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I'd politely explain why this is wildly inappropriate and not something I like besides. I'd offer to send her home in an Uber if her parents can not be reached. And once she left I'd probably make a sandwich or something. Then probably beat off to her and have a bit of a nap, wot?

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>>731745109

this guy is correctomundo

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>>731745907
>so fucking hot
Shes 14 you degenerate autist. If you are that much of a disgusting shitstain subhuman as to legitimately think of children in a sexual manner you should probably off yourself
>pic related its probably you

>>731743809
Do we have more pics od her?

>>731745907
Don't worry I can cum in seconds regardless of who is riding me, I always win.

her

>>731743809
Get my gun and demand to know what she was doing in my house

i think have lots of lewds of this girl somewhere, can't remember her name though

>>731743809
Daughter get back to your bedroom

>>731747327
>little fucking girl
>get a fucking gun
How scared are you?

>>731743809

tell her i'm glad we're in mexico than BAM

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>>731746909

that pic makes me sad, bro.

As an adult, I am expected to no longer bully men like this anymore.

It's a damn shame, anons. By gum, the ways in which I would bully that poor son-of-a-bitch would make your cock spin.

>>731744018
this is bullshit

you would never ask your wife that shit

>>731747562
I've found that those guys are often the most interesting ones. Ended up smoking a huge fucking doobie and talking about Star Trek for 5 hours with one of them one time.

>>731743809
What I did the last time that happened "I don't believe you. Now show me"

>>731747755
Yeah it's odd that 4chan simultaneously shits on fat people and weirdos while complaining about normies.

>>731743809
pull down her pants and lick her butthole

>>731743809
put my hand over her mouth

and then my dick slowly all the way into her tight little pussy

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>>731748001

>>731747938
Those are called summerfags, dude.

>>731748123
Seems to be year-round but maybe I just spend too much time on /fit/.

>>731743809
holy shit this bitch went to my school

>>731748356
I'll just attribute that to climate change. Summer all fucking year.

>>731743809
hold her down by her neck and slap her until she remembers that she's actually 16

:P

>>731748421
proof

>>731747345
Anon! Find it now!

>>731748571
she's got a tonne, they're all from her tumblr... cant remember how old she actually is in that pic though, or when she started

>>731743809
whatever she wanted to do. My boner would be in charge of my body at that point.

>>731743809
pass out or puke, then pass out.

You DID say I was drunk AF.

>>731748526
KW

>>731748654
I need it now!!

>>731743809
>what's the first thing you would do?
hear that she is 18

Call the police.

that's actually legal in canada for a 19yo. btfo amerifags

>>731743809
cum in her mouth

>>731748836
chill my dude, they were only lewds, no nudes that i can remember

>>731748836
I might have bookmarked, but im not sure. Her tumblr was still up last time I saw, though she was pissed with ppl asking for pics all the time, and so posted a lot less. And that one posted is definitely a few years old now.

Im surprised the one you posted doesnt come up with reverse iamge search but apparently it doesnt.

>>731749070
Fuuuuck

fall asleep
that's what normally happens when i go to bed drunk, regardless.
the house could be burning down, i will still probably fall asleep.

>>731748654
please look for it, google reverse image search returns nothing

>>731743809
Why would she crawl on to my bed? My door would be closed and Locked in the first.

have sex with her assuming she isnt drunk

charge her with rape because i was drunk

>>731746909
you are either gay or a woman confirmed

dont lie to your human instincts and the world you pleb

>>731749300
I am but cant find :S, its pissing me off because Ive seen her soooo many times on here. Im surprised no one on the thread knows her name or has more. Though I cant remember her name either.

And I cant find the bookmark, but searching still

>>731743809
have sex with her and blow my load deep inside her, then pump her cunt out with bleach so my DNA is gone, then blow her head off with my shotgun and call the police saying there was an intruder in my house

Bumping in thread in hopes of hero anon finding bookmark

hanna hallysem

you're welcome

>>731749921
Hey its me your brother

>>731749954
URA LEGEND ANON

>>731749985
Wut fam

>>731749745
>>731749921

My dudes, and everyone in this therad: her name is Hanna Hallysem. She's 19-22 in all her pictures. Here's some albums.

https://imgur.com/a/icVq0
https://imgur.com/a/G1I80

>>731750035
THANKYOU!

(I was the one searching and failing)

>>731750035

yesssss. prime slut material right there.

>>731750035
goddamn you sure are a based anon
thank you

>>731750035
fap fap fap motherfucking fap!!!

>>731750035
not as good as i dreamed it would be

>>731744747
Second that.
There is literally millions of hot, legal girls that will fuck you.

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>>731750035

I would lick her soles!!!

>>731750622
she even sounds good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI4JuSm1vOc&index=3&list=PLcff8otY8yjuWQO39PKklHVfWifU7aJ2k

>>731750035
She looks like a very very young version of Skyler from Breaking Bad

>>731746909
Who the hell even has VHS tapes anymore?

>>731743809

bowl of eggs

If I'm drunk, then I legally can't consent to sex, which means that she is a rapist, so I would have her arrested the next day.

By the way, there's a whole subreddit dedicated to her. Have at it:

https://www.reddit.com/r/HannaHallysem/

kiss finger lick asshole fuck asshole drive out to woods fuck asshole kill dig grave fuck asshole bury drive home write letter to parents go back dig up fuck asshole re bury.

>>731743809
thats not a 14 year old tho

>>731743809
Probably just spoon her and fall asleep with her in my arms like that.

Not above getting my hands on her but I wouldn't put my dick in her.

https://youtu.be/0b2LH7tjMbw

>>731743809
first thing I'd do is whip out my dick

>>731748356
>/fit/
>getting Fucked In The ass
Sounds about right.

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Sign here, here and here.

Then fuck her soul out.

>>731743809
OP, be glad that I live in a country with a low legal age of consent and that I was rich. :)

>>731747938
People on 4chan will bitch about and hang shit on anything that they can.

I didn't consent officer, she raped me.

>Tell her to show me some ID
>Turns out she's 19
>Suddenly everything is possible

>>731751098
Where else you gonna hide the drugs but in the cases?

>>731743809
shoot because she's a burglar.