Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>731725779
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>If you're not posting pics you're not claiming
>If you're posting pics you're not lurking
>Most importantly, have fun!
hi
>rin claimed once more
>>731741834
>post foot coffee
Not gonna lie that really confused me till I remembered this. That and if you were the only Rem poster present when I was around I suppose hello again is what I should say. So hey again
Still here.
>>731741791
Only when I was a child...
>>731741931
What if i dont want to?
>>731741834
Not this one. I like ya Remalicious this is why I ask. But if it makes you feel better im dead on the inside too.
>>731742064
Night Yuno.
>>731742196
Hello holo
>>731741510
Fuck you, she's good.
Still here
Still here
>>731742270
Bullshit. Forehead-chan is the only one with skill in that band.
QOTT: How would you explain to your waifu how much she means to you without sounding like a creep?
>>731742447
I couldn't
>>731742447
I'm creepy even without doing something like that
>>731742447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cKzOF5YsDo
>>731742447
Women don't care if you sound like a creep as long as you're honest
>>731742666
HAIL SATAN
>>731742401
Best girl of her series IIRC
>>731742270
Taira is better. But not waifu material due to penis.
>>731742447
...I have no idea.
>>731742332
It is always a pleasure to be graced by your presence. Ever get the kitchen clean?
>>731742231
I used to say some idiotic shit like Calamity Masu
>>731742243
Why are you calling me by my filenames? It's just a play on word.
>>731743065
What was idiotic about calamity masu?
It was unique
>>731742447
Oh, hey Chaika.
>>731742867
Imagine her jerking your dick off as fast as she beats a drum.
>>731743157
I don't think I'm the person you think I am.
>>731743065
No clue, how I identify you from other Rems. I will shut up now, working on drunk.
>>731742447
Yeah, she's the one that would be creeped out
>>731742953
I didn't need to clean the kitchen
>>731743268
Fucking kill me. Im done.
>>731742447
You don't. Well not easily. You just keep your feelings to yourself. As to not bother other people.
>>731743065
> idiotic shit like Calamity Masu
More silly then idiotic but We are on the internet
posting waifu images in a anonymous forum. We get to be a tad silly
>>731743117
It was made by me
>>731743222
Probably, maybe because you're someone else under that mask?
>>731743223
Good luck!
>>731743432
That doesn't make it idiotic
>>731742243
hello
>>731742401
I want to cum on ritsus forehead
Oops I mean fivehead.
Good evening... anyone else still just at the office...from Friday evening.
>>731743533
I don't have a smug mug pic sadly ;-;
>>731743432
Doing a good job so far apparently.
>>731743571
I CAN TALK TO YOU AND SAY RETARDED SHIT!
>>731743268
That's even more redheads than I was expecting. Sadly I don't know a single one of those.
>>731743432
I have no waifu and post under a lot of different chars.
>>731743681
Of course not. Tuka isnt really a smug.
>>731743566
I thought you liked Mio
>>731743696
I mean no one is dead yet. But man alive....I like the frame work on that shot.
>>731743473
I have odd mindsets.
>>731743571
A Kumoo
>>731743696
Drink alcohol but not alcohol
>>731743836
I'm dense, so pardon that.
>>731743571
>>731743949
I do too thank you, why are you still in the office that sounds terrible.
>>731743983
Does Newcastle count?
>>731743363
Why?
>>731743836
Was that meant for me?
What did he mean by that?
>>731744140
That wasnt for you, im too sleepy to fix link
>>731743836
I don't know any of them other than Flandre, Cirno, and Chen tbh. Red hair is just my biggest weakness, as you should know by this point.
>>731743888
But only if mio said I could
>>731744103
Newcastle as in the beer?
>>731744103
Large scale training event. People coming from a few states. Get together go over things. We just have to stay here as we are staff. I mean we can come and go to get some stuff but it's 72 hours of being in a building.
>>731743418
I then went to moonrunes, then filenames. Anyways, what have you been doing?
>>731744103
I dunno, does it?
>>731744648
She seems like the overly submissive type. So yes.
>>731744842
what does calamity-masu mean?
>>731744646
If red hair is your biggest weakness than what are the thicc eyebrows?
>>731743983
Everyone is dense, smart people are ridiculously dense when it comes to a few subjects.
>>731744140
Been saying dumb things and getting people confused more and more as I drink.
>>731744669
Yes. It is one of my favorites.
>>731744792
That sounds worse than my bus trip...
>>731744842
Im going with no?
>>731744669
Your waifu is so fucking ugly and dirty!
>>731744989
How utterly rude and lewd.
>>731742111
fuck all your shit Mei is bae
>>731744978
A much smaller weakness. I suppose it's still something to note though.
>>731745192
now get the fuck out
>>731744947
Someone asked for a fun way to say claimed. That came out of me, and so I took it
>>731744978
Sadly, I'm extremely dense in all subjects.
>>731744981
If it's <7% then it doesn't work.
>>731744915
I'd think mio wouldn't want me to but let me do it because she'd want me to be happy.
That or outright reject the idea
>>731745260
I c. Did you ever meet a redhead IRL?
>>731745308
There must be something you shine at that most people don't.
>>731745308
4.7, but this is number 14...
>>731745260
Eyebrow fetish
i bet ud cum on mugis eyebrows
>>731744842
What have I been doing? well I...think I recall doing a fire in the woods the other day. But besides that no idea
>>731744981
Well...50/50 Groucho. I at least can stay engaged with the people. Teach them, observe what they are going over. Give them tips and pro hax.
>>731745448
I finished all of K-on mio.... now what??
>>731745507
The crop job on that image triggers me
>>731745308
I bet if I put you against me in C+ or modern Java script or any modern day coding, you would blow me away. We had our discussions on OS before and it made me realize how far behind I am.
>>731745683
This is fair too. At least there are people to interact with.
>>731745683
Read the mango
>>731745448
Would go in Mio raw and dump all your spunk inside her on the first date?
>>731745700
Fuck off, I like that one.
>Hitagi
TURN AROUND BARRY
Sleep.
>>731745496
Yeah. She was the "gf" I had in middle school. There's 3 10/10's at my high school though. There's also a fat one but I can't into fat girls.
>>731745580
I would cum on Mugi's eyebrows.
>>731745496
Rubik's Cubes, Dokkan, Brave Frontier, PS2 stuff, insomnia, odd silence in conversation, social anxiety, being "odd", flexibility, taiko/cymbal/gong, patience, enjoying music that isn't actual earrape, Scout/Sniper... Nothing else I can think of. Memory is not my strong suit.
>>731745507
That's nothing.
>>731745660
So for about a year you did nothing?
Fair enough, better than what I do.
>>731745775
Maybe not coding necessarily, but a single game that is guaranteed to make any person get PTSD.
>>731745895
How are you?
>>731745995
goodnight
>>731746050
Pretty swish fam, you?
>>731745839
Why do you like me?
>>731746315
Plenty of people do. Welcome back
>>731745844
Yes I would.
It be so hot for her to have sex for the first time
>>731746315
Idk
You're just cute I guess
welp It's time for me to go, I'll be back If I remember
>>731746423
Peace fam
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>>731746366
But why? I'm so boring and stuff
>>731746421
I'm not cute, it's the avatar, I mean waifu
>>731746423
Rin is best Katawa Shoujo
its just freaking cartoons stop being weird
>>731746166
Pretty good right now. Anything happen?
>>731746423
Byeee
>>731746714
I dunno, some people are just more fun than others
>>731746049
I kinda wanna see a IRL mugi with cum on her eyebrows now tbh
>>731745995
Night
>>731746050
Ive spent 9 months away from booze what do you want from me? What game may that be?
>>731746315
Hello again
>>731746725
Never does, never does. Happy to hear it
https://youtu.be/149vyL9eVq4
>>731745775
Nice scissors you have there.
>>731745839
Hmmmm....not really into that. Does it keep going past or into college or is it a very short series
>>731746779
I feel as if I'm getting a bout of anxiety...
>>731746855
H-hello...
Uhm did you ever.. uh, you know. Did you ever have to... "u'kno" someone in war?
>>731747137
Why thank you, always have scissors.
>>731747264
Yes...Not the most polite thing to ask. Just letting you know.
>>731747264
Well, drink a glass of water and listen to some music
>>731747548
Oh I completely forgot to post this photo
>>731744981
Same, it's one of my top as well. It's whisky and boxing over here tonight.
Saber claim
>>731747874
Alter Saber is best Saber
>>731747548
I knooow, I used to ask my sister that all the time when I was 14.
She never did, but she enjoyed watching it happen.
>>731747607
idontlikemusic
and i've drank too much water already...ugh
>>731747980
That's what I do. Sometimes it helps, sometimes not
>>731746855
Which one?
>>731746901
You play steam?
>>731746714
You act cute
>>731747980
did you watch payback?
>>731747809
Im about to move over to whiskey, almost out of beer. I quite enjoy it when I can afford it.
>>731747874
Hello Saber.
>>731747980
What did she do?
>>731748020
Thats what I was asking you... Unless I misunderstood your question.
>>731742111
>>731748311
Back at my computer I got you this time!
>>731746049
but would you cum on yuikos eyebrows?
>>731748362
that was quick
>>731748010
Heh does it mostly help for you? Maybe I'll try it..
>>731748034
No I don't I'm just overly shy and weird!
>>731748225
Omg yes I'm so happy Bayley lost
>>731748281
In the military? She wanted to be a spotter on a sniper team but they wouldn't let her do it, I don't know why she has 20/10 vision and she's has a natural talent with guns.
I don't know what she did in the Marines, I'll have to ask her.
>>731748613
I wouldn't say ''mostly", but it works the best from everything I've found
Other than alcohol, but I can't afford any and haven't had any in almost a month now
>>731748613
Well my waifu is overly shy
>>731748549
Was just a three day trip.
>>731748613
They just let women into combat arms, thats why she couldn't.
>>731748613
i'm happy that jericho won but i hate that moved too smackdown and that he lost the next match. they should just his rivalry with kevin owens
>>731748225
Seres is literally the most mediocre character ever, nothing to like or hate about her.
>>731748281
I listed three things that are games. Clarify for me which you wanted to know.
>>731748770
oh don't forget to copy that image to phone now
or something
>>731746714
I-Is it r-really you?
>>731748802
maybe you like how cute she is, her titties, that shes british, her amazing hair. but hey you don't have to like anything about her because shes my waifu after all.
>>731749401
That's a lewd police girl
>>731748674
Is alcohol better? I'm willing to try if it'll make the thoughts go away.
Lol stay off the alcohol though!
What music do you listen to?
>>731748718
I guess you like broken people! I'm not broken though, just born shy
>>731748770
That's sad. Just recently? That sucks. My sister went to Iraq in 2003 and she had to get discharged from the Marine after she got injured by a mortar.
Man she was crying, she wanted to be in the military forever.
>>731748797
wait wait wait he's in Smackdown now???
>>731749345
Yes, hi Alice ^^
>>731748846
I didnt read the response above mine, I understand now. I cant solve a rubix cube. I have had the same one for three years so if that's any solace.
>>731749199
Good idea!
>>731749457
As of last year yes.
>>731749457
because he won against kevin owens yes.
>>731749455
only somewhat lewd picture that i have on my phone, heres a cute one though
>>731748281
I finished mine out last night, all that's left now is a bottle of 1792- gonna savor it slowly.
>>731749457
Alcohol makes my mind fuzzy so I don't have to think. The after effects aren't always good though
Not like I have a choice in staying off it anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYFe8Z6gVSI This is what I'm currently listening to
>>731749457
I'm not Alice.
I was told you left us.
>>731748281
Hello
Gonna have late replies I'm in a game atm
>>731742196
yes holololololololololo
>>731749635
I guess
How do I stop feeling so empty :^)
>>731749966
I don't know tbh
Don't know exactly how you're feeling or why
>>731749966
ERP with someone.
>>731750077
Best cup on the right
>>731749709
I would! I just have jack left
>>731749873
Thats plenty fair.
>>731749964
I mean, yeah.
>>731749966
I use alchohol and pasta bread bowls
>>731749966
go eat a big ass burger or just a big ass
Okay good bye again! Sorry for coming back after I left.
>>731749635
Hopefully they don't slow the men down too much...
>>731749660
That is so gay. I don't even know what to say.
>downloading smack down now
i'm so mad
>>731749771
Uu damn a whole album, nice~
I'm so scared to start drinking because my grandfather died from it...
blah.
>>731749806
I had to take care of a few things, but I actually had time over this weekend to recover my from my injuries so now I'm here ^^
>hugs
>>731749966
By loving yourself "I love myself, I love who I am, I love the person I turned out to be"
>>731748480
I'd rather not lewd her.
>>731750408
It's a nice album.
Then don't drink
He's not Alice-anon
>>731750232
again its your phone so your thing
>>731750408
bye man
>>731749457
I want to break you ~
If you know what I mean
>>731750437
So if yuiko was to become real you wouldn't want to sleep with her?
>>731750408
I just wanted to say I'm really glad you're back. We've all missed you.
>>731750578
ticc
>>731750697
>We've all
fuck the fuck off
>>731750666
I'd sleep with her and all that cute stuff but I wouldn't want to be lewd with her.
>>731750697
no fuck him
>>731750697
FUCK YOU
>>731749900
anonononon..
>>731750077
ok
>>731750111
ok
>>731750232
good idea I'll join
>>731750275
not hungry
>>731750408
how does one do that? I don't see
been drinking myself to sleep for the past 2 days, also all day slowly
is that ever going to end me?
>>731750180
Gotta stop lurking man
>>731750232
Done now I think Sivir is my favorite ADC now>>731751166
If it continues on like that it very well might
Is there anything troubling you right now?
>>731751268
I'm not lurking though
>>731749966
pianoholo!? what is wrong?
>>731751347
Then start posting images again
>>731752016
I can't
>>731750854
What if she wanted to be lewd with you and was throwing herself at you?
>>731752050
Why not
>>731752116
Reasons
>>731752145
is it because you think ill save ur pics?
>>731752109
Then maybe I would.
>>731752249
It was meant to be
>>731752263
Who are you?
>>731750520
This is true.
>>731751166
it works for me.
>>731751268
Very good,
>>731752304
But why tho
>>731752329
Up to much
>>731752514
Reasons
>>731752542
Illya plz
>>731752304
are you mugi?
>>731752769
But, I'm not Illya :thinking_emoji:
>>731752780
What? No, I'm not Mugi
>>731752514
Just started watching konosuba. other than that no.
>>731751268
ok
not really
>>731751517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X1qy06NmrC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wsz8fNCWyT
maybe about to snooze in my chair
>>731753110
last one while "drunk" was really nice it came out way better than I imagined
I rewatched some scenes of plastic memories
a mistake was made
>>731752819
[x] doubt
>>731752854
Ah. Recently got home from the theater watching Kimi No Na Wa. It was a beautiful anime.
Nice belly image
>>731753110
If you say so
If you need anything just ask
>>731753458
Shiki is Illya too? Everyone knows she's best cup
Watashi murder!
>>731750697
Who are you?
>>731753531
nice butt
hello
>>731753647
eyebrows cunt botefag
>>731753458
Kimi no na wa was fantastic. I do think im going to call it early tonight. Started drinking too soon.
>>731753522
If you're Shiki why are you back in thread at all?
>>731753787
Everything about it was superb
Not the most original story but it was executed amazingly well
>>731753749
Boatcunt Switch nigger
>>731753589
Thanks! Lemme see yours now
>>731753531
Her butt makes the fanny pack even cuter.
>>731753881
I'm not Shiki. He thinks Illya is best cup too! Which, if I think that and that makes me Illya, that means he's Illya too
>You know who I am, stop it :c
>>731753581
Sono's secret admirer
>>731753881
I agree completely.It was the same song and dance told really well.
>>731753110
>that 6 minutes "doodle"
too good
>>731753897
redhead butt black supremacist
>>731754033
Why does everyone like him? He's fucking stupid.
>>731753982
Nadeko is all cute. This is a fact
>>731753968
mine? that was your waifu's butt not yours
improv later y/n
doesn't matter
>>731753990
But who else could you be :^)
>>731754050
The characters and music really pushed it up to the top of those stories
Have a good night
>>731754237
Do it
>>731754275
>Fucking skellington
I'm going to sleep. Hopefully, death will take me
>>731754237
YES
last time it came out better than your usual same key hitting
also piano holo is here maybe you guys could play something?
like a colab thing
>>731754116
>tfw no redhead gf with a big butt
Why live tbh
>>731754439
right in the feels
>>731754130
why does she have such a bad temper?
>>731754124
She's s girl for one, and no she is very nice, sweet and fun.
>>731754344
you okay?
>>731754439
>tfw not acquainted with any redheaded qts
>>731754342
okay i'll get around to recording and posting in an hour.
>>731754345
are you saying to use the midi keyboard with a different voice that's not the piano? or was it just stylistically different. I remember posting one that sounded like it was on a synth, that was pretty fun. a collab would be hard, I'd imagine.
>>731754542
he's none of those things AND he's weird
>>731754215
Fair is fair anon. Time to show
>>731754516
Because, like me, she realizes people are fucking idiots for no reason. Nadeko just wants to keep shit simple
>>731754779
she's like you? is that why you like her?
trap romance animes?
>>731754880
That's pretty gay
>>731754511
Worst feeling in the world.
>>731754603
Get acquainted with one.
>>731754993
no shit?
recommend me some trap romance animes
>>731754880
When did we start calling futas traps?
>>731754875
Yep! We are both very selfish and have bad tempers
>>731754663
I'm not sure what you did there but it was nice to finally listen to something different from you
not saying the same stuff is bad or boring , I like it too but at times you should add more sad or happy stuff
>trap on trap
gay
>trap on boy
gay
>trap on girl
??
>>731754779
>>731755357
Still gay
You never know if the other "girl" is a trap until it's too late
>>731755629
>implying you wouldn't suck a cock if it was presented to you
>>731755357
>boy on locked submissive trap
not gay
>>731755734
I can say that with confidence
>>731755854
that you would?
>>731755965
That I would not
>>731755357
>Trap on girl
Hot
>Milf on trap
???
>>731756296
MUH
>>731757160
Fuck you
>>731757338
Pranked
>>731757454
I wanna jam the next album for lolz like I do omg I'm just a fat Mexican gay BUH eee
Ha got em
Wow