How do I get stuff to stick to porcelain, i.e. a toilet bowl?

>>731736388
Have you considered that your cousin is wacking it and just wants privacy

>>731736388
just buy a mini spycam with wifi

>>731736388
>I'm pretty sure my cousin has been flushing drugs down our toilet ever since he started staying with us
Sounds like an expensive and pointless hobby to me

He is jerking. I did this too when i was a teenager

>>731736554
No one whacks it for an hour

>>731736588
I would rather not have to sift through footage of my family on the toilet

>>731736783
i do. obviously not the whole hr but i like to turn the shower on (find the sound of running water soothing and it's fucking the next generation so win win). browse b, check the news, jerk off. usually takes me anywhere from half hr to hour

>>731736783
>I would rather not have to sift through footage of my family on the toilet

u sure u belong here?

>>731736388
why the fuck would he flush his drugs? kek

>>731737010
>>731736691

I mean he takes drugs, but as soon as someone knocks on the door he flushes the rest of it down the toilet and leaves

>>731736783
>No one whacks it for an hour
You haven't even lived

>>731737207
what kind of drugs ?

>>731737207
I dont know man, I heard he used to be on the nose powder, I don't take any drugs personally so I really don't know how it works

>>731737207
this doesnt seem plausible. what kind of drug user would flush drugs every time someone knocked? have you thoroughly check the toilet/bathroom for any drugs/paraphernalia?

>>731737476
this
>>731737688

>>731736972
Lol you leave the water running the whole time?

>>731737688
unless he's rich, i doubt he is constantly flushing coke down the toilet

>>731737705
one that doesn't want to get caught? he's a neet so he's at home all day, but whenever we get home he's always already in the bathroom

>>731737726
dude your cousin isnt taking coke on the bathroom, let the guy do his shit in there. Just cuz he lives in your house doesnt mean you should act like his parent.

>>731737782
yes sir. whole time. i have flooded shit below me before but not my problem

OP you're fucking retarded no-one sits in a bathroom for an hour doing line after line until someone knocks and then flushes the rest. Either he's having massive wanks or goes in for a shit and ends up just playing mobile games or something and forgets he's there

>>731737984
this

>>731738071
that

>>731736388
>>731737207
unless you pat him down after i doubt he flushes it, he just flushes to make you think he was only taking a shit. my buddy used to run the shower to practice/perfect rolling joints to smoke outside later

>>731736388
Have you tried squirting toothpaste on the bowl and letting it dry over night?

>>731737888
nobody is really this dumb, thats the same the as flushing cash down the toilet. wouldn't he just stick it in his pocket? why are you obsessed with the toilet, do you want to sample somebodies turds?

>>731736783
No one takes drugs for an hour bro.

Maybe he's Andy Six and has lots of orders to fill

Sauce on that webm?

>>731738631
kek

>>731736388
sauce ?

I really need that porn

>>731737984
this, for sure.
it's weird if he's wanking 'cause i've done it for over an hour but never in the bathroom... sounds uncomfortable... but it's more plausible than drugs.

I'm going to be mad if I lose this webm

>>731739309
i used to always do it in the bathroom. shared a room with my bro and easy disposal. also my bro used to get really angry when somebody tried to talk to him when he was "shitting" so i wasn't the only one

tbh OP you're fucking mental.
who the fuck sits in the bathroom for hours doing drugs until somebody knocks and then flushes what they have left only to buy more drugs and do it again.
fuck knows what he's doing in there but i wouldn't mind betting he's just in there to be away from your paranoid weird ass.

>>731739384
this

>>731739537
yeah, i do it in there sometimes, pretty sure everybody has wanked in the bathroom, but not for a fucking hour roflmfao that's weird

>>731737984
It takes me 5-10mins to take a shit and another 50-55mins to sit on /b/ on my phone and shitpost or play some shitty game, leave a guy be

>>731738224
>>731738071
These

>>731739826
>>731738224
>>731738071
Those

>>731736388
So... you're assuming he's flushing the drugs? Not just using them, then flushing to make up an excuse to go habe gone to the bathroom?

>>731736554
Most likely, this is the case.

>>731736388
Just a thought, but why don't you mind your own fucking business?

>>731738631
Ah...
>tfw forced memes actually make you laugh....

>>731738071
>>731738224
>>731739588
>>731739826
>>731739920
thems there

Can I just get the porn webm :/

>>731737207
Nigger are you dumb
You don't take drugs for an hour
If your drugs are so amazing that you do, then you hide them in your asshole and flush the toilet so your fucktard cousin think you took a shit
What a waste of bandwidth fuck off

>>731736388
When he's not around, dig under the house, create a large cavity under the toilet, large enough for you to squeeze into, then re-route the toilet plumbing to your new evidence room. Next time he's over and he goes into the bathroom, get into your secret chamber, hold your hands out to the pipe, and wait. Some time later the drugs will plop right into your hands, and then you've got him.

What's this chicks name?
I remember a scene where some photographer fucks her and I just can't find it

>>731740262
siri and some asian guy

>>731740163
don't encourage them. it's like a T-rex, if you don't move, they'll eventually go away

>>731740045
maybe he doesnt want some faggot doing drugs in his house. sensible enough

>>731740722
why though

>>731740870
yeah, if he's ok with him having them anyway it's kinda weird if he's not allowed to take them

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>>731736388
let me get this straight.. he flushes something in the bathroom, so you want to make the (wet) inside of the toilet sticky, so when he throws (whatever) away, it sticks to the bowl, and then he sees it stuck and is all "oh well. it's stuck. nothing can be down", then you go to the bathroom after to look for evidence stuck inside the toilet?

is your cousin Andy Sixx or whatever the hell that guys name is? shitty plan, op. might just he crazy enough to work.

>>731736388

Webm sauce please?

>>731736388
he is prob using heroin or something and making a flushing noise to hide the noise from putting bags and shit away. some drug users like that pass out, check his arms