So me and my brother have cancer and about 2 years on the clock...

>>731728553
Take your parents out for giving you such shitty genes.

>>731728553
There are cures for cancer. Immediately change your diet, drink at least 2 cups of green tea a day. The good kind, not that shit walmart stuff. I also recommend adding green tea to a bathtub and take a bath twice a week and soak it in.

There is also a new fruit that was discovered to prevent cancer sells from regenerating. Can't remember what it is but research it.

Marijuana has been found to remove cancer but it has to be administered a specific way. Can't just smoke it like the losers of the planet.

You could also go to Germany where they implement the other treatments. Expensive, but hey, you'll be alive.

>>731728771
Heh I mean it's not their fault my father walked when I was 3 my mother did well on her own I ain't doing that sorry dude

>>731728553
Sorry op here should've been more specific it's leukemia and apparently ain't shit I can do so I'm fucked

>>731728894
What this guy says. Take cannabis oil, hell, make it your fucking self, get like 5 plants.

>>731728894

>cancer sells

>>731728968
Okay, make peace with those around you and accept death.

>>731729130
My mom had leukemia, i'd still try your best bro, you ain't getting out alive with that attitude.

>>731729253
Well I mean it ain't like it'd be a loss to anyone my mum would miss me sure but I ain't done shit to deserve to be here nature's way of cutting people out I suppose

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>>731728894
medfag here. None of this shit works. Stop believing in this nonsense.

>>731729422
Nice dubs man

>>731729564
thanks anon

>>731729399
That's not the mindset you should keep. You should try to make it out alive no matter what. At least try it. If i had lost my mom off to the cancer i swear i would've gone mental and did everything god forbid because she's one of the few people i actually care about, the rest is just a facade of social interactions. So if you love your mom, and the people close to you refuse to give up so easily. Imagine the pain towards them if you never tried.They will always be thinking 'what if'

>>731729922
I mean there really isn't anything to do I guess I got nothing to do but fucking wait

>>731728553
>go shoot a senator (preferably a californian senator)
>get sent to jail
>top notch healthcare, 3 hot meals a day, tv, exercise basically anything you want
>downside is your new neighbors are shitheads, the internet sucks and you cant go outside
> upside you better the country and everyone elses lives
>if youre lucky you and your bro will get sent to the same pen

>>731730215
But what if want death

Hey can someone post links to fucked up shit? Wanna fucking do something cause bored

Live now. I mean, live fucking now. Try at least 10 things you are afraid off. After that, another 10. And do that until you run out off ideas. Go and find a girlfriend, then cheat on her with another 10 girls. Lurk more. Drink. Try some psychedelics. Forgive everyone everything. If not, fuck everyone and everything. And do not lose hope. Fuck knows what can happen in the next few years.

>>731730965
... You are a good adcice alred drink

>>731728553
ever heard of trump? u know what 2 do

>>731731373
Eat a dick. Narcissistic fucktard

>>731730215
>top notch healthcare

not even close.

>>731728553
Is it butt cancer? Did you give it to each other?

>>731728894
Yeah that hippie nonsense sure saved Steve Jobs

>>731731700
As I said it's leukemia

>>731731489
projecting much

>>731731968
Fuck I dont know man. Be depressed for a bit but youll regret not wanting to change it even if you cant. Sorry for the hand youre dealt but try to turn it around somehow.

>>731731753
>>731729422
It isn't guaranteed, it just helps. But many of these have been proven to work. So 50% chance of success is better than 100% chance of death.

>also
To the medfag, you make your money off of the sick and poor. You can go kys for all I give two shits about.

Fuck each other you're gonna die so why not

>>731731753
Steve Jobs lived for 20 years WITH cancer. I would argue he was doing something right. Stop calling medical progress hippie shit just because it has to do with a drug deemed illegal by medical boards and cotton companies who were profiting off it being banned. Even the government is funded by fucking drug runners.
Do you even history? You are letting everyone know you are an uneducated sheep.

he needs to do whatever he wants with whomever he wants to.

Be savage! Rage! Live life not survive it!

>>731728553
here this will give him more cancer and helll die faster.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTw8bjIguAI/?taken-by=xxkawaiimartialartsxx

>>731728894
Belle Gibson, is that you?

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>>731733567
medfag here again. let's talk about what you said.
>many of these have been proven to work.
cite your sources.
>50% chance of success
where are you getting this number from? source?
>you make money off the sick and poor
I treat the sick. Unfortunately, poor people can rarely afford the care they need. So your statement is flawed. You should direct your anger at the pharmaceutical companies and insurance companies; not medical professionals who help those in need.

>want to help people heal
>study to be a doctor for a decade
>finally be doctor
>mountain of debt
>charge for services to pay off debt and live


>>731733567
To the medfag, you make your money off of the sick and poor. You can go kys for all I give two shits about.

You're a fucking idiot.

>>731728553
make an excursion to a school

bonus points for wearing 90s sunglasses and black coats

>>731728553
If you are creative tell school ir whatever to fuck itself and make a colabritive project with your friends. If you aren't creative just hang out with your buds. If you have no friends watch Jojo's bizzare adventure

>>731728894
why would you go to germany
don't tell me you think treatment is free there.
Maybe you missed the news but there is no treatment for cancer, just some ways to eventually delay death

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>>731728894
Ah. Trying to kill /b/tards by giving bad medical advice. Kind of like the Heart Attack Grill but retards instead of fatasses. Devious but a noble and admirable goal nontheless
>>731735343
>just some ways to eventually delay death
That applies to pretty much every treatment for anything. Avoiding eventual death is the tricky part

>>731729251
If you're really going to die, buy us a shitload of stuff with credit cards.
No one will need to pay for anything. Consequences will never be the same.

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>>731734161
>Unfortunately, poor people can rarely afford the care they need.
No, the system is designed for such things. Statement is valid and provable. Problem is, everyone labels people with proof as a conspiracist, which has a negative connotation.
But people tend to forget, conspiracy starts from some kind of truth.

Pic related is your source. I've done my research and am recommending people to do the same. Even if I post what I know, you will still counter argue, thus wasting everyone's time.

>>731735343
I didn't say anything about treatment being free, they just don't have as many laws in the USA so they have better treatment options.

No, there are treatments for cancer. The oldest one people know if is chemotherapy. Others are being discovered still. Google is your friend.

>>731735954
When you present me with proof that drinking tea kills you, I will apologize for this advice. You are genuinely peaking my interest, and have successfully pushed aside my assumption of you being one of the dumbest people I've ever met on /b/.

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>>731736067
>source
>ms paint
BWHHAHAHAH
seiously go to school. also gtfo. & stop wasting everyone's time

>>731736298
chemo is joke of an treatment. Chances are you will damage yourself more with the chemo than just awaiting for cancer to kill you

>>731735954
the purpose of treating an illness is not delaying death, if anything it's to prevent that illness from beeing the cause of death.

>>731736067
medfag again.
still waiting on any kind of actual information. Not whatever kind of bullshit "hurrr durrr I watched a youtube video and read some bullshit so I did muh research." you just posted.

>>731728553
Remove kebab.

>>731736067
medfag one last time.
>I did my research

Please share it with us. Link your research. What journal was it published in?

>>731729132
recipe?

>>731728553
Find a good cancer center and go. Alternative medicines do fuck all or else they would just be medicine.

>>731737853
>>731737986
see
>>731736067

Not your personal library.

>>731728553
die

>>731738593
By not backing up your claim, you forfeit its validity.

>>731735986

then what? to be confronted with your death will probably make you even more aware of the fact that possession doesn't mean shit in life. also, by doing so, you furthermore make advantage of and deplete the economy, making it shittier for the people who get to live some decades still, if only for the tiniest bit. nice way to die, realizing you made the world worse.

i have no answer to the question, i guess i'd use a lot of drugs and spend as much time possible with friends