Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>731711056
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando/Daughteru/Avatar
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed (Yuno, Tomoko, Megumin are allowed)
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (do it on Discord)
>3D is almost always trash
Actual Rules:
>If you're posting you're not lurking
>Number of (You)s = Popularity
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Join the Discord/Telegram Groups and stop coming to the thread
>Come back every 2 months and pretend to be an e-celeb
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>731725779
>Actual Rules:
>>If you're posting you're not lurking
>>Number of (You)s = Popularity
>>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>>Join the Discord/Telegram Groups and stop coming to the thread
>>Come back every 2 months and pretend to be an e-celeb
>>Most importantly, have fun!
Kek
>>731725836
do you even have a waifu?
>>731725779
Actual Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
or Daughteru, or random seasonals, or a boat
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
or do so anyway and start a flame war
>Only one claim per anon
i can't even prove you're doing it, but pls don't
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
except if you call the lewds
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
and maybe means don't worry just do it no one cares
>Discussion is welcomed
and good ones rare
>Insults must be original
or the same shit you've been saying for the past 2 weeks you've been here
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
any posting means you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
it always is
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
true
>Most importantly, have fun!
guess i'm breaking this rule
>>731725966
nice pasta, but why save it?
>>731725779
>>731724175
Sorry for late reply
Yeh I just threw up a bunch this morning and than wallowed around in self pity until I got better about 5 hours ago
>>731725889
What makes you think I don't?
>>731726075
i thought it was kind of funny
>7 posts
>1 image
Fucking tripfags.
>>731726185
smh
Best GATE claimed.
>>731726185
image
>>731726090
i don't remember you posting seriously
neither do i remember you posting any consistent pictures
>>731726123
fix the typo
>except if you call them lewds
>>731726185
and every day humanity is straying further from god's light
>>731726274
Burn them at the stake.
>>731726325
image.jpg
>>731725670
You're not, anon. Now tell me about yourself!
>>731725673
Really? Who are you so I can love you too.
>>731725813
I am a girl
>>731726429
>neither do i remember you posting any consistent pictures
I feel like you don't actually know who I am
>>731726448
Please do
>>731726454
There's nothing to tell
>>731726088
Sheesh its times like this I'm glad I don't drink...
Claim
>>731725779
>Number of (You)s = Popularity
I guess i'm the least popular person here
>>731726562
so what should we talk about? Who's your waifu?
>>731726429
Humanity was never too close to it.
>>731726562
So why aren't you posting pics now? I can't help but recall when sachi stopped claiming in his slow fall to crippling autism.
>>731726448
i havent had those filenames in a long time
>>731726728
I don't know
That's not important
>>731726768
I don't really want to talk about it
>>731724157
I'm infantry, canadian so we don't have the same MOS numbers
>>731724175
Well it was mostly because I was on a 3 months course, didn't want to redo it again when I was so close to the end
I didn't have any reason to join, I just did
>>731726562
>I feel like you don't actually know who I am
you're probably right
>>731726712
no that's Rem
>posting as consistently as the other regulars
>no one is talking to him, ever
he's an ok dude and all, but he just doesn'T get those (You)s
Here and sorry if I missed any yous for me
>>731725779
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claiming trucc waifu
>>731726885
>you're probably right
I'm 99.99% sure I am
>>731726770
Even the app I use on my phone from the previous era can send filenames properly.
>>731726826
Hmm. How was your day?
>>731726865
Fucking botes , aye
>>731727070
The same as every other day. You?
>>731726930
I think you might of missed my post.
>>731722502
>>731727070
>JustiPhoneThings
Pretty sure it was something with 4chan, because if I plugged in my phone to my computer even back then, the filenames would be IMG_XXX
>>731726865
And different rules, the Canadians are more intense than us. Yeah, your deploying because they send us...
>>731726930
What if I just miss you?
>>731727146
Ram>Emi>Rem.
>>731727146
Who is this character?
>>731726885
I'm here a lot but i'm trying to stop claiming and just use discord now
>>731727387
Well, I won't be deploying. Warrant officer told me not to go because of the foot.
And we're deploying within our country, some flood is happening in Trois-Riviere
>>731727247
oh rude
>>731727648
Megu/Amatsu/Kasu/Cyan
>>731727341
YOu are way more lewd
>>731727387
Then that would be very sweet of you.
>>731726826
Your waifu is not important...?
>>731726865
Ah I see and how long do you plan on serving?
>>731726930
>>731726930
>>731726930
>>731726930
>>731726930
>>731727387
hmph
>>731727298
It was nice, finished Jojo part 3 and played some hots, was blazed the whole day and now I'm pretty exhausted, which is good.
>>731727387
Re:zero character rankings are
character with least screentime > character with most screentime
>>731727346
Am confuse, you would get those filenames when uploading the images on phone from the computer?
I'm stoned and sleepy enough to be this dumb and not comprehend things.
I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>731727913
Who's she?
>>731727989
No, you only love me.
>>731727989
You don't love me
>>731727951
When I plugged in my phone to my laptop to import pics, they had the IMG_XXXX filenames on there, even back then.
Hi, check out my video here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS4od7AcxoQ
>>731727648
For a flood, yeah thats no reason to go with a broken foot. My habit is to think over seas when I hear deployed, and have seen people do some shady things to get out of it all the way to the point of getting pregnant just to not go.
>>731727863
What?
>>731727913
Just finished Re:Zero last week and I dunno. Wanted to speak my words. Still good taste, just not best girl in the series to me.
>>731727951
Fair, the characters start off good, and slowly piss me off over time.
I will be back, I have to run away for about an hour to pick stuff up and not have to go anywhere tonight and shut myself inside.
>>731727863
I don't know yet, but I know that I won't stay infantry all my career, I kinda want to keep my knees as healthy as I can
>>731728263
Pssht, women~ :^)
>>731728103
You are only allowed to love me -_-
>>731725779
Am I an e-celeb yet
>>731728210
I c. Good thing bulk rename utility exists.
>>731728263
I really wish there was more Felt, Beatrice and Priscilla in the show but Rem straight sucked all the screen time.
>>731728505
haven't been gone long enough
you need a catchy phrase when you claim
and you neeed enough oldfags to make your post seem relevant
>>731726088
Can I see Yuno's pantsu?
>>731727830
Thas da jok.
>>731728759
Damn.
>>731728263
Okay then. I never watched it, so i don't really know anything about it,
>>731727863
Did you miss me sono?
>>731728912
SSSSuuuurreeee
>>731728103
w r o n g I love everyone
but I do love you!
>>731728178
yes I do <3
>>731728524
I manually rename all my files. Although since I have 400+ Yuiko pics I have yet to rename, I might just end up downloading that.
>>731728263
You ignored me!
>>731728467
You should eat healthier, baka-baka
>>731728481
Okay if you want. Give me a way to talk to you outside of threads.
>>731728959
Yes, baka.
Where were you?
>>731729062
It's not fair!
I don't feel special at all.
>>731729067
I highly recommend you to, it's light but powerful and fast. The interface might seem a little scary at first but once you understand how it works that's not a problem.
>>731729062
I'm taken though
>>731729230
I took the cans down to recycle for a few bucks
>>731729230
you shouldn't rely on love from others to make you feel special!
>>731729289
I think you're misinterpreting the kind of love I mean!
>>731729579
What other kind of love is there?
>>731729230
@Rinnychan on TG
>>731729485
Lol oh my god.
I used to do that too because jobs are so hard to find.
>>731729579
Then what should I do?
>>731729875
Waht's TG?
>>731729769
there's lots of different kinds of love, silly. being in love with someone is different than having love for people!
>>731730061
slut
>>731730079
It sounds the same to me
>>731730061
I got 17 dollars so thats cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw_q997RRAo
>>731730061
Telegram
>>731730061
you should find joy and a reason to be proud of yourself, from within yourself!
>>731730168
it's different to have a romantic sense of love for an individual and have a love for humanity as a whole!
>>731730322
this is why God regrets his creations.
>>731726566
>>731730061
And I'm late again sorry about that
Yeah it was perticaly bad cos I mixed mixed my drinks like an idiot
>>731730691
You/ people shouldn't love all humanity though
>>731730105
Me..? I've only had one sex partner in my entire life.
>>731730192
T-that's a lot of cans, I never got that much money...
>>731730356
What the heck...? Isn't that really old technology?
>>731730691
There is nothing in me but darkness, I need someone to love me to show me the way.
>>731730805
You mix drinks!? You might be as bad as Tomo-chan!
>>731727863
Who she is and who I am is not important
>>731727951
Sounds like a good day
>>731730953
we'll have to agree to disagree!
>>731731114
a lot of people are here that seem to like you!
>>731731114
Yeah. It was nice. Who was the partner? Dont accuse me of being a drunk.
>>731731185
It was good despite me getting tired from being in a call fast. Now I kinda want to chat but don't know what about.
>>731728959
Yup
>>731731447
I never do
>>731731114
Its an app -_-
How are you, beautiful?
>>731731268
You should just agree with me
>>731731784
I'd probably have a bigger arsenal of topics if I wasn't both closeted and braindead.
>>731731185
Ah let me guess you're ashamed and embarrassed by her.
>>731731396
I didn't mean it in that way, I'm sorry for calling you a drunk..
And my ex, she's really mean.
>>731731268
But only one can love me.
>>731731840
I'm not beautiful.
And I'm doing fine, just enjoying a quiet day. How about you, beautiful?
>>731731922
I still wouldn't
>>731731950
>Ah let me guess you're ashamed and embarrassed by her.
Not even close. Probably the other way around
>>731731843
it sounds like a difference in philosophy, so I don't think it's that simple <3
>>731731950
who's that then?
>>731732010
JUST TELL ME
>>731732030
I don't know.
>>731731114
Yeh I am an idiot, I know I did shots of sambuca and jager bombs
>>731732194
No. Suffice to say, you know me
>>731732195
what the heck i haven't even had my first shot of whiskey yet!
>>731732226
Okay what is the color of her hair?
>>731731950
Got back from Guitar Center and I'm watching Archer.
What messaging thing do you use?
>>731732226
what could happen that you don't post your waifu? your mom find your collection or what?
>>731732302
I don't want to say .-.
>>731732338
My mom doesn't give a fuck
>>731732302
aw that sukes how old are you?
>>731732030
I'll just agree with you then
What am i agreeing about?
>>731732326
I don't use IM but I heard Discord is popular now.
How long have been playing?
Do you really love me?
>>731732380
Oh my god! Just tell me!
>>731732412
A few months older than Rory...
>>731732598
Bye
>>731731950
Its fine sono. Oh im sorry sono
>>731732652
noooooo!!!!!!!
>>731732691
I think I should just marry her.
>>731732820
How is your anemia?
Can't say she isn't the cutest little thing that could destroy the world.
Jibril claimed.
>>731732820
No do that with someone you like
>>731732924
Oh much better! I don't shiver at night anymore and I have color in my face again
>>731732598
26 going on 27 then?
Wendy counts right
Cause i call dibs
>>731733108
i'm glad to hear that
I'm off to bed now, just came back from the hospital with my mum, things seem at least somewhat stable now so hopefully I don't have to rush her down to the hospital at 4 am. Have a nice day/night you all ^^
>>731731396
I'll play tomorrow morning hopefully you are asleep by then.
>>731732598
well I don't know his age so that doesn't help. I'm 18 and was born in august how much younger or older than me are you
>>731733172
She counts and I was wondering how long until someone claimed her
>>731733055
What's she reading?
>>731733104
*puts a ring on you* okay
>>731733171
M-maybe.
>>731733172
No she's too American.
>>731733173
WHO ARE YOU
>>731733302
what do you mean
>>731733278
Bye pizza girl!
>>731733289
I'm 27
I can't drink because of my job.
>>731733365
Tell me who your waifu is.
>>731733302
Anything and everything. She literally does nothing but read. Knowledge is everything. Knowledge is power.
Maaaan, allergies suck
>>731733563
My waifu just needs her gun
>>731733648
Indeed, I hate all the commercials
>>731733739
avatar*
>>731733278
I dont know about that
>>731733302
I wouldnt be comfortable accepting from someone I havent met
>>731733496
>>731733739
That magic attack is some serious shit.
>>731733739
Wut?
>>731733780
Avatar?
>>731733896
Hmph
>>731733926
Why are you laughing at me??
>>731733944
Is she evil or something?
>just realized I have that anime downloaded on my laptop~
>>731734014
The annoying allergy commercials. People come to my apartment and leave my TV on all day.
>>731733496
I had my first shot of whisky on my 18th we played D&D and took shots every nat 20
also whats you job
>>731733648
What a lovely entrance
>>731734193
The commercials aren't as bad as your immune system thinking pollen is ebola
>>731734312
Lovely entry level waifu
>>731734193
You wouldnt like me when we got down to it anyway so dont worry.
Im back
>>731729230
I didnt mean to my bad!
>>731733496
...My job does that to me sometimes too, the cant drink thing.
>>731734312
That can go one of two ways, depending on how lucky your dice are...
>>731732598
Oh I don't have discord
2 years
Yes!
I really need to stop going to sleep at 1am, someone send help
>>731734748
Stop erping
Time to go, good bye everyone!!
>>731734312
You're living my dream, I want to drink so bad ;~;
>>731734391
Yikes, I didn't know it was that bad. I'm sorry.
>>731734446
It'll be alright as long as I can wake you up with morning oral.
>>731734648
Those boots do not fit her.
>>731734682
Ah quit your job, it's not worth it!
>>731734718
You better tell me who you are the next time I come here.
>>731734748
More coffee!
>>731734899
Goodbye, be well and safe
>>731734842
Since when do I erp?
>>731734899
>check
Sounds like a plan, but once I wake up in a few hours
>>731734899
Nah, I cant afford to right now.
>>731734899
I wouldnt mind that. Night.
>sono leaves
>thread dies
>>731734899
Bye, honey!
>>731735455
Well, look at all the people who were talking to him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Is it ERP hour yet?
>>731735622
*unzips dick
>>731725779
Stupid fucking thread.
>>731735613
are you ok
>>731734391
Aw what lovely eyes I could stair in to them all night
>>731734682
we were very lucky and very drunk by the end of the night
>>731734899
Bye bye sono
holo around?
>>731735613
>comes back today
>is already popular again
>mfw
>>731735715
Of course! I'm always okay, don't you know
>>731735744
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A lot of us aren't, it doesn't matter
>>731735718
But I have no stairs going into my eyes
>>731735813
if you say so
>>731735889
I do
boop
>>731735876
kek
>>731735916
i'm just making sure bruh
>>731735718
I couldent last night so im making up for it now.
>>731735876
Its moments like these that make me want photoshop again.
>>731735969
Hello tiny tiger.
>>731735979
I appreciate it
>>731735744
what he does is not really revolutionary
just observe a bit how he holds his conversations, you should be able to do it too
then all you need to do is tell people you're a girl for easy attention and you're golden
>>731735969
Beep
>>731735676
おけりERP様~!!!
>>731735876
*blows dandelion in your face*
>>731736014
no problem
>>731736027
We all know she's a guy though.
>>731736243
NEVER FORGET
>>731736027
There are much more effective, yet not efficient ways to be poplar.
>>731736004
Hi Stapler
How are you tonight?
>>731736243
I chuckle every time I see that image.
>>731736243
God damn that must have felt amazing.
>>731736400
switching avatars every season twice to keep things fresh?
>>731736547
Im doing really well, how about yourself?
>>731736243
This is great!
>>731736400
>checked
Agreed there is much more effective ways.
>>731736859
Are not is...
>>731736801
More like every thread.
>>731736859
Like stroking everyone's ego as hard as you can while revealing to be interested.
>>731736243
That sounds so hot~
>>731736859
>really well
Nice, not often I've heard that in here.
I can't complain, feeling pretty good, nice and quiet Saturday night.
>>731737089
redhead
>>731737223
You like him?
>>731735969
watch your blade
>>731736801
And no that's not a good method to be popular. It's actually great to avoid some people.
>>731737346
>inb4 does the touhou sorter just to have a top10 almost full of redheads.
>>731737346
I thought you were Kyouko for a second
That was not the best pic to reply to Mugi with.
>>731737089
Agreed, but to me thats no fun. Especially when im here. I'd rather rant and rave in my own ways. Not saying I dislike people that do that.
>>731737340
Agreed, a quiet Saturday night sounds really good to me so thats what I decided to do too.
>>731737367
N-no!
>>731737445
>hiding from people on /waifu/
what have you done?
>>731737605
Forgot pic
>>731737642
I thought you liked Sci?
>>731735876
Now you do
>>731737445
I'll do it.
Send me the link pls.
>>731737493
I wanted to post the forsen1 pic. A smashfag's face might've been better though.
I am DeJuan "Energy" McDaniel.
>>731737605
Yea, same. Some of the people that do this put a lot of effort into giving others attention while they vent and making them feel better.
>>731737664
Nothing I'm just edgy and enjoy being sneaky.
>>731737920
I'm not sure if it's bigger or smaller than the botes but it's probably going to take you a while fam.
http://tohosort.frelia.my/
>>731737736
Who?...
Got me some WaterMelone
>>731737849
You have succeed in where I was lazy but wanted to do.
>>731738160
This is very true, I have noticed a lot of people do that.
>>731738260
This is an adorable picture.
>>731738297
>died
>>731738260
Why do you like Sono?
>>731738160
>sneaky
but you have a trip
>>731738297
she's going to eat those people
>>731738442
Danke.
>>731738459
She's cute
>>731737434
Stop watching my blade.
>>731738442
I did it with power point and the print screen key cos I'm a rebel like that
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X1qy06NmrC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wsz8fNCWyT
>>731738565
She's a guy irl though.
>>731738475
Best trip in existence.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0scm3HEhJYY
>>731738565
Forgot image.
>>731738692
It is
>>731738583
I watch mine you watch yours -_-
>>731738158
chillinMyB
>>731738475
Don't question my logic.
>>731738442
When people do it properly it's not too easy to notice.
>>731738676
I don't care.
Love knows no boundaries
>rin claimed
So hey... It's been like a year and I doubt anyone remembers me. So how are you lot doing?
>>731739153
But who are you? I've never seen a Mio-claimer here before.
>>731738565
Your welcome.
>>731738632
Brilliant! 10/10
>>731738692
Will check it out in a moment.
>>731739109
Thats people that have been doing it forever.
>>731739205
Hello, I do remember you when I first started coming around...Doubt you will remember me though.
>>731739205
It's you again.
>>731738583
Go to bed.
>>731739205
Welcome back
>>731739360
Rinnychan
>>731739379
How are you?
>>731739379
Sadly I don't remember you... But to be fair I don't remember alot at all. Fun fact I once talked to a person everyday for 6 months and still couldn't recall there name... I still don't know it
>>731739450
Indeed it probably is
>>731739611
Thanks
>>731739704
Where did you go?
>>731739450
Hello Rem how are you this evening.
>>731739682
Im doing well and how about yourself?
>>731739704
Plenty fair.
>>731739379
Maybe because people who do that so well are kinda natural at it. It includes a lot of lying.
>>731738692
Hai.
>>731739866
do you really think so many people are lying through their teeth all day?
>>731739866
That's a nice picture
>>731739379
You humble me with sutch great praise
>>731739752
I got distracted. I can't honestly recall what I was doing for the majority of the last year. I suppose what ever I thought seemed interesting at the time.
40%
>>731738692
I lieks this. very chill.
>>731739866
Yeah it does, I used to be a habitual liar and try and be like that, but I realized im too dumb to keep track of them all.
>>731740242
Only sometimes, dont expect it alot haha.
>>731740279
That's a very Rin answer
>>731740145
People lie a lot, doesn't mean they do it out of bad intentions.
>>731740235
It's a nice set, I'm not even sure where are the characters from.
>>731740362
I have a problem, sometimes I get really stressed with conversation and end up lying simply because I want to reply faster than I can think about what I'm saying.
Then I don't want to correct myself because I'm too awkward.
>>731739682
Who's your waifu then?
>>731740568
I checked it, and I think it's original
>>731739704
You probably don't remember me either since I never spoke.
>>731739838
Dead.
>>731740610
Even if they are original I believe he has done a bunch of pics with them.
Obviously twin tails loli is qtest.
>>731740771
That's a fucking amazing picture. He should do more
>>731740824
Ribbons are pretty good too
>>731740544
What can I say Rin is one of the very few characters I have empathised with.
>>731740734
I'm trying to think back I think I remember a rem poster but if you are that rem poster I don't know.
Bushy eyebrowed redheads are pretty great
>>731740568
Im stupidly awkward too but on the other side of the spectrum and just blurt out my thoughts.
>>731740734
You ok?
>>731740573
Mio
>>731740918
That's a fact.
>>731740879
He's a pretty nice artist, on top of that I should bother and scrape his pixiv, apparently he draws a lot of grills I like.
>>731741097
I think if I just did that everyone would think I'm a psychopath or something.
>>731741430
Mio is shit on bass though why her?
>>731741458
If you find out who the blonde is, or if you come across more, let me know
>>731741097
nice legs
>>731741458
They just think you drink a lot of bleach, at least that has been my reaction.
>>731741662
Thank you?
>>731741597
I'm tired now, was thinking of making a folder for the triad tomorrow.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=3439325&type=all
>>731741739
>little would they know it's actually true
>>731741007
I remember a Rin. Post foot coffee.
To be fair, there were three, including me. However, I was the only one present when you were around.
>>731741097
Who knows?
>>731741739
post another one
>>731741791
Okay, good night
>>731740362
I'm off to bed now good night
>>731742111
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>>731742017
I'm still gonna be up for like 20 mins.
>>731742127
I'm almost done with the thing