hey /b/ ^-^ any advice for getting views on Xvideos? craziest

Post a link to your videos

Don't be fugly

>>731717731
xvideos.com/profiles/dusty_wings

>>731717585
i guess making more videos would help...

Eww you're disgusting lmao

>>731717585
I'd guess extreme fisting/diaper/feet combo with a little bdsm thrown in would get you a bunch of views.

>>731717915
opinions anon. they're a thing.

>>731717585
Stick a brick up your ass

>>731717973
OP

and how would i achieve that? :P

>>731717973
OP here, sounds like a great idea!

>>731717790
Yes, you buy some really nice highthighs, a dildo, and make actual videos and not just pics.

>>731718192
OP:

i still live with my father, plus I'm broke... xP i don't have cash to spend on dildos... if i did I'd jump at the chance to buy all i could really :/

>>731717585
Try not being a faggot

ur kinda cute

>>731718308
>>731718192
OP here, will try and do these things. Thanks!

>>731718405
thanks ^~^ <3

>>731718419
dude can you fuck off?... I'm posting a fucking time stamp -.-

>>731718405
OP here, Thanks!

>>731718497
Dude calm down, also can you please stop impersonating me, Thanks!

>>731718290
Oh okay well just make the vids I guess. Also, highthighs are a big plus; I'm assuming you can't buy a dress or anything like that because your father would find it but maybe a wig, some highthighs, (makeup?), anything that'll make you look more feminine really

first of all get a skirt and a dildo. maybe a chastity cage and a butt plug . those are probably the best toys if you want to be a trap. unless you want to go full on gay in which case stop being such a faggot OP.

>>731717585
You got a nice cock I'll jerk off to it a few times to help

>>731717585
You're pretty fucking hot, uhhh no homo

>>731718538
>>731718419
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>>731718647
i hate you -_-

>>731718872
heh i dont have a problem with homo anon ^-^

>>731718749
Lemme suck your dick OP, that'll bring in the views

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Here is my timestamp guys!

>>731718065
By getting all the necessary stuff

>>731718973
haha sure ;3

>>731717585
cut off your dick

Honestly you're kinda gross, you should stop being super ugly as a start lol

>>731719084
couldn't even Photoshop in the date. fucking lazy dude.

>>731719099
You should post dick here so I can get a better view

>>731719171
i agree

>>731719084
OP, is that really you?

Je weet wanneer je even moet stoppen met luisteren mevrouw de stalker. Zal ik een melding bij de politie doen of doe jij het voor me?

>>731719296
...what?

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>>731719084
>>731718538
>>731718419
>>731718172
grow the fuck up...

>>731719282
Yes indeedy!, OP here!.

>>731719296
shut the fuck up dutch fag.

>>731719430
Antwoord?

>>731719397
How am I supposed to suck your dick when I can barely tell which one is you

>>731719459
Nee

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NO DUTCH FAGS ALLOWED >>731719296

>>731719476
Yes my friend!, OP here.

On 4chan looking for sexual advice, lmao, pathetic

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>>731719524
I'll post a time stamp in every post from now on :/

>>731719612
>Sexual advice

He's looking for views on his porn tho

>>731719650
Just your dick will work, nobody else has it

>>731718065
Maybe make it all into a story of sorts.

Forced by your master/mistress.


These are just my fetishes, figure it out yourself.

>>731719650
Please stop, Liquid OP

>>731719650
its may.

>>731719826
He is Imposter, Haha!

"any advice for getting views on Xvideos?"

Yeah dude totally not looking for advice when it says advice, retard

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>>731719826
i haven't slept in like 2 days... so I'm not really thinking well haha sorry xP

>>731720104
Just finished to your video, good shit op

>>731720104
Excuses, exfucking, Scuses

>>731720104
See, fake ads timestamp not even the real OP fuck off, leave my threaddpls

>>731720104
you should always sleep at least ones a day. anything less is pretty unhealthy.

>>731720104
Excuses, ex, fucking, Scuses

Everybody should start claiming to be OP and posting timestamps and shirt and confuse people just joining the trhreadd.

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>>731720224
its hard to sleep though x( i always end up waking up...

>>731720187
did you like it? ^~^ <3

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>>731717585
Make a sissys hypno/trainer. Market is super undersaturated right now.

>>731720323
wont work. I'll post pics of the room i took the video in.

Standing on the edge

>>731720389
Implying everyone wants to watch that gay shit.

>>731720337
well that maybe be because you are spending to much time on your computer and or you are stressed. in any case you should go to a doctor if it gets to the point of not sleeping for 2 days.

>>731720337
You have a nice cock I came pretty hard

>>731720410
Like the prophet once said

Die on camera it'd be about all you're good for

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>>731720609
hehe ^~^ good <3

if you wanna see more i have a kik you can contact haha ^_^

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>>731717585
Suffocate small animals by shitting on them. Like eat something that makes your bowels work and then put a small animal in a container and let the river flow. Do all of this while moaning and saying how much you love the smell of poop and you'll be flying to the top, baby.

Nice Viagra ads retard lol

>>731721166
This would probably work. Bonus points for shaking the jar.

>>731720960
Forever wishing I wasn't too awkward to take you up on that

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>>731721284
^-^ if you ever do it's: dustywings

>>731721460
;)

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>>731721846
hehehe

>>731721460
Maybe one day I'll grow the balls to do it

>>731722109
hope you do ^~^

i tend to send vids when drunk haha ^-^

just letting you know lol ;3

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just one more pic ^-^ any anon wanna talk I'm on my kik hehe ^~^ <3

love ya <3

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build your own horse dildo

>Lul how???

Get a lot of wet paper and shape it like a horse dick, as big as you can, take some of pic related and wrap it up, done, lube it and stick it up your ass

>>731722671
fuck your so cute. giving me boner already.

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>>731722918
hehe I'll be here until the thread closes. then it's up to you to contact me ^~^

>>731722884
Also, it has to be toilet paper

>>731723079
sorry dude i really don't trust that weird kik place.

>>731723306
hmm... anything else you use? x3 I wanna "keep in touch..." ;3

>>731723377
well no because that would kinda make you a pedophile.

>>731723503
how would it? :S i don't fuck around with under-age anons .-. 18+ only or get the fuck out :/

>>731723606
alright then thanks for the fap. ima gtfo