>be me 27 >slowly becoming a family man growing out of

I mean murder? That sounds like a bit too much. Jaw'em both and you'd have been equal. But I don't blame you. I probably would've hit them.

>>731715545
she deserved it. Bitches be bitches. We are better off without

>>731715545
you should have killed them both

>>731715763
>>731715795
I didnt hurt her or kill anyone.

they were sitting in their cars in the driveway about to leave, the guy was sitting in his truck facing his garage with his truck in reverse ready to head out.

Then I slammed into him from behind making his truck scrunch up like a soda can.

( I was driving a big ass Tundra pickup and he had a little Ford ranger )

He's even tried to get into contact with me and sue me.

Did my time though so.

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You sound stupid as fuck bro, little to no emotional control at all.

>>731716001
I was talking attempted murder, sorry if I wasn't clear.

>>731716008
Dude I thought my worst nightmare came to life.

That some psychotic man had gf and was going to torture her and kill her slowly while I had to listen.

I wasn't thinking straight

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Блять, ты хoтя бы нe живeшь в poccии

>>731715545
>that guy who really cant take a joke

>>731716001

You sound like a dangerous psycho - and I very much doubt you have access to your daughter let alone custody

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OP rapes children and uses crocs

>>731715545
holy shit anon..

>>731716001
attempted murder is as morally wrong as muder

>>731715545
>haha you thought i was going to die with our baby! PRANKED!
what the fuck is wrong with people nowadays

>>731715545
You're autistic as fuck

>>731716535
hence why I went into a blind rage

>>731716158
commi

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>>731716334

This is bothering me, I think the girl is hot.

Thanks for bumping my thread faggot

>he's in a wheelchair
You deserve more than 3 years

>>731715545

pics or it didn't happen.

release papers, court papers, photo of damaged vehicle... anything.

>>731716759
this isnt bothering me**

>>731715545
>I go to prison for 3 years, leave the bitch, got custody of my daughter

Bullshit. A court wouldn't give you custody after that.

>>731715545

>broke ribs in crash

bro, do you even lift?

>>731716807
I live in the deep south

You would be surprised when these white redneck judges side with a man over some Jerry springer bullshit.

They like to call it " a crime of passion "

Of course you went too far you fucking psycho! It's not like she'd done something horrible like pranking you with a spider

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sauce plis

>>731715545
If this shit is real,i think you were a little overreacting OP.

>>731716535
all i can think is frank...

>>731716137
yea, but then they said april fools. Prolly shoulda counted to ten or lied down or something.

>>731716988
This!

>>731717033
kill yourself.

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>>731715545
If I were you in that situation, I probably would have done the same thing. But that's because I have BPD. Have you had therapy yourself anon, it may help stop it from keeping you up at night and hopefully it can help you gain more emotional control. Do you still react strongly to "small" inconveniences

What's up with the porn pics ?
Also i think you went too far , what she did was horrible but i think she deserved a breakup and maybe a punch and the guy helping her a beating but him having to spend his life in a wheel chair sucks .
Also pics or it didn't happen .

>>731717206
Fucking this.


You fucked your whole life up and someone else's because you couldn't take a fucking joke you retarded autist.

If you did that because you thought she was having an affair with that dude, it would be more understandable but it wouldnt justify it.

Thank god she was not in the fucking car you dumbfuck. You could've had your own kid's blood on your hands.

For a shitty joke.

>>731717418
No, I got checked out a few years back, was on anxiety meds for awhile.

Im back on track now.

Iv never been that raged filled before, so i had a little post traumatic stress for a year or two.

>>731717512
I wouldn't break up with my fiancee for a joke, as shitty as it were.

Wouldnt talk to her for a while but since they didnt blow the thing up to dramatic proportions, i'd be fucking fine after a few days.

But fuck man, attempted murder ? No fucking way

>>731717512
shills like to post pro-racemixing / cuck propaganda on 4chan, nothing new here

>>731717781
gonna need her name

>>731717691
Some of you retards dont seem to get it.

They were very diligent.

Iv never herd her cry like that and sound so helpless and panicked.

Even after I knew it was a joke, It just fueled my anger more with the adrenaline already pumping thinking I have to save my gf and my baby.

You will understand the feeling of being a protector one day.

>>731717524
His mind went on overdrive and feared for the life of his wife and his unborn child only to be told that it was just a joke. That isn't something you should joke about. I find his actions somewhat justifiable for what he was reacting to. It's a shame that guy has a permanently fucked spine though

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>>731717336
I know anon.

>>731718176
sauce or name plox

>>731716137
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>>731715545

>"Dude I thought my worst nightmare came to life. That some psychotic man had gf and was going to torture her and kill her slowly while I had to listen."

>Drives full speed towards pregnant gf without regard.

I regret you weren't gunned down in that action anon. He had every right to kill you in the spot. Too bad he didn't.

>>731715545
It was just a prank bro

>>731715795
>>731715545
>>>731715545
>she deserved it. Bitches be bitches. We are better off without

Yep.

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>>731717984
Well the guy can walk, its just hard for him.

I do feel like shit.

Atleast his dick and asshole work for him though.

Id prolly want to kill myself if I knew he had to shit in a bag and would never have sex again.

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>>731715545
so, to sum it up
>you play prank on wife
>wife mad
>wife gets revenge with an admittedly fucked up prank
>but instead of just saying "oh you got me good!" you decide to try and kill the guy even though your wife set up the prank
I mean, when my friend told me he fucked my mom you dont see me ramming my car into him .

>>731715545
wow dude, that's kind of a n overrreaction.

I mean, if the relationship was otherwise fine that's pretty extreme. I get it, she cut when you pushed as far as pranks go

but fug man

that's some true chaos.

Praise April Fools, may the chaos of this day never leave this earth.

if this is true (which it is not, lol), then OP is an inexcusable piece of shit

maiming people because of a scary joke?

and only 3 years in prison? it is worth much more time

>>731715545
Let's assume this is true - yeah you fucking creep, of course you were wrong.

Getting upset about a cruel April Fool's joke? Legitimate. Ditching your pregnant fiancé over it - somewhat understandable.

Committing grievous bodily harm on some guy who went along with said cruel joke? Effectively attempting murder on both he and your fiancé by using a vehicle as a lethal weapon?

No. You're a pathetic loser who totally lost the moral high ground when you acted like a homicidal retard.

>>731716137
Ya know, you schizo are a prime example why weed should't be legalized..no touch with reality what so ever.

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>>731715545
Youre a feget op.

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>>731718332
SHE WAS NOT IN THE WAY

I was aiming for him.

I remember one thought as I was careening towards him.

He had a smile, like he was pleased with himself, prolly wanted to fuck my gf too.

He was known to be a two-timer anyway, sorta like a friend she had back in highschool that never got out of her friendzone.

Probably why he was down to pull the prank in the first prank, so in a way he made it personal.

I remember thinking " OH YOUR SMILING OH YOUR SMILING OH THIS IS FUNNY FOR YOU AAAAHHHHHH " *CRASH*

Then the gf screams, " OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE CALL THE POLICE CALL 911 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ANON "

Then squacked some more, idk remember what she said because my body had went into shock.

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This story doesn't make sense... You don't have custody of your child and if you do.. your wife was a bigger piece of shit than you are... and that's hard to beat... Sorry for your daughter though... She'll probably an hero or run away when ever she can or she'll be stupid like her dumbass parents..

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>>731715545
Nah, you were wrong in not wearing a seat-belt.
It's not just /b/ stereotype, but she was probably getting porked on the side. An she's in therapy about going into another relationship for anxiety, because she feels trapped that she go in any relationship without thinking this would happen because of her stank ass, lmao just my opinion. At least you got your movies in reality scene checked off the bucket list.

>>731718797
You sound like a fucking idiot.

You should be banned from driving for life.

>>731718451
Lol maybe you should have. What a weak son she raised.

>>731718797
Still you are alive when you should be fucking compost right now for being such an idiot.

Anyway post nudes of your ex if you have them.

>>731718797

you are a danger to society

>>731718658
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>>731718832
Meh, you are probably right.

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>>731718957
>>731718986

It wouldnt be any different if you thought someone had your mother on the phone cutting her up and hurting her for you to hear.

Its fucked up.

Years later after I know its a joke, the joke still haunts me.

Like if it were to happen again to me would I just go " yeah nice try already fell for that one "

But I dont expect a bunch of teenagers to know what such life experiences feel like.

Most of you prolly dont know what a girls tit feels like much less being scared for one you built a relationship with.

>>731719011
Dude, I see it.

All I see is you targeting the wrong person (it was your fiancé's prank - I'd have more sympathy if you were aiming for her), maiming a guy for life over a poorly considered joke because you're such a massive pussy, and losing three years of your life over it.

I mean, if this is true (which I still doubt), you're really... really lame.

>>731719443
As a fellow 27-year-old non-virgin, sounds like you never matured past your edgy emo 13 year-old self.

Get help. Stop thinking your impaired judgement is cool and posting your bullshit on 4chan.

>>731719443
Dude they did the exact same shit to me when I was like 22. We catholics celebrate December 28th as the prank day. My piece of shit cousin called me saying that they had found my gf dead. I DID NOT ram my car against him because I wasn't a god damn autistic faggot.

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>>731716807
I live in PA, you can get anything done. and if it's anywhere else you gotta pay $$$ for it. If you're just a piece of trash not contributing to society or a decent income you're fucked in the justice system. I can attest to that I got out with just a couple slaps lmao. Law n' Order bahahahaha

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>>731715545
>getting mad over someones prank to the point where you cripple someone for life
you sound like a fucking little bitch on her period OP. Wish lobotomy was still legal for faggots like you.

>>731717913
It sounds like you shouldn't have a baby. Like, how do you still not get what you did was retarded?

>>731719975
So you just let them have a good ole laugh at your emotional expense?

Sure you dont have to hit them with a car, but dont be such a faggot.

The golden rule is bullshit.

You let some of these fuckers pull on over on you and just " laugh it off " then you are building a profile to them that screams
" im a big fat pussy "

>inb4 they are my best friends/family

Doesnt matter, they spit on you. They might make you feel " it was a joke anon we still love you "

They dont, they laugh at you when you are not around.

That who you are to them now.

In my case, that gf stealing clown played on joke to many on the wrong person.

Now he has to live with it.

If you didnt beat the shit out of your cousins, then they now know your are a coward.

>>731720266
>Says the edgy faggot and his gay satanic symbols

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>>731715545
can't take a joke, anon?

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>>731718451
Yeah, then you he should have rammed his mom...

>>731720234
>I live in PA
PA fag here, this explains everything.

>>731715545
Your reaction was too much, I understand being livid but risking murder like that is dumb. That said, that was a stupid fucking "joke". If you can even call it that, not funny. Wasn't even on the same level as a spider. Guaranteed she'd been mad at you for being upset about it since women are retarded and think they can do anything.

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>>731715545
probably not a true story but I'll assume it is;

You overreacted, but it was not an unpredictable overreaction.

You obviously weren't of sound mind, since you didn't have any kind of self-preservation at the time.

It's morally forgivable to freak out in response to life-or-death situations, but you can't say that what you did was right, or even justifiable beyond "I was temporarily incapable of thinking things through".

I don't know how to translate it into legal punishments (3 years seems fair, I guess) but you crippled a man who wasn't a threat to you because you couldn't stop yourself in time to think things through. You're not even close to free of culpability.

>>731715545

You're a piece of shit, OP. You wrecked a dude's life over an April Fool's joke. You should probably just kill yourself.

>>731720519
If you had any foresight and weren't a fucking idiot, you'd get revenge in a way which didn't lose you 3 years (prison) or result in permanent harm to the guy who wasn't even the instigator of the prank.

You also wouldn't act in a way which would risk the life of your unborn child.

You're trying to act like your actions were 'standing up for yourself', like a bullied kid who shoots up a school.

Sorry fella but you acted like a bitch. Like even more of a bitch than if you'd just broken up with her. Nobody thinks what you did was cool or tough. Just sad.

>>731720641
I'd rather be an edgy faggot than a fucking degenerate that can't handle his own feelings.

>>731715545
Does this mean she was cheating on you?

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>>731720234
Continued--
One Example: Had two court visits in the same day 3 hours apart from each other, and the judges from both districts knew I had back to back court. Think that helped out my situation in getting free? It most certainly did in a strange turn of events, and thought I was fucked for sure.

>>731720834
Joke's on the prankster amirite?

>>731715545
Woah, just a prank bro. Unless you were doing an April fools joke back on them, then is all good, what funny jokster you are!

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>>731720754
I'm not OP

>>731715545
>"April fools" a kidnapping/murder for a rubber spider
Dodged a bullet.

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So when you discovered your girl was safe and not going to be killed you immediately tried to kill her?

>>731715881
Agreed

>>731718332
I personally wish he'd killed the bitch, the guy, and then himself.

>>731722120
He didn't dodge a bullet though.

He broke his ribs, went to prison for 3 years and paralyzed a man (according to this totally true story).

>>731715545
Their joke probably went too far but did you really have to fuck up their lives that badly

>>731715881
>>731722201
OP samefagging because he realizes everybody thinks he's the douche in this scenario.

>>731716786
I second this.

>>731715545
Finally, a woman that got her cockiness backhanded

>>731722347
Nah. She was the bullet.
He dodged that bullet.

>>731722749
How did he dodge it?

She pulled a cruel prank on him, that triggered him to injure himself in the process of paralysing a man, for which he went to prison.

He ran headlong into the bullet, then shot himself again for good measure. Because he's an idiot.