let's fight a dragon /b/ Rules: >singles show how much

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>>731710403

Saiyan Ape reporting in

>>731710403
Fuxk tgenfuxker up RAGHHHHH

>>731710684
>20
Player Health: 180
Dragon Health: 996

>>731710403
Raaghhh fuck im going t9 kill that fuxking dragon

>>731710822
>24
Dubs =critical hit
Player Health : 156
Dragon Health: 977

>>731710870
lol miss

>>731710403
/dodge

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>>731710403
I'm the real Dragon, you worm.

>>731710403
Dragon ass nigger bitch take this fucker

>>731710933
>dodged
Player health: 156
Dragon Health: 944

>>731710403
CHARGE!

>>731710403
Fuck that dragon stole my exotic rabbit sex slave

>>731710951
>19
Player health: 137
Dragon Health: 940

>>731710403
wait werent there once a side with every player shown etc...???

>>731710403
Im going to attack using my nigger dong

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>>731710403
You will fall!

>>731711003
>>731711001
>20
PlayerHealth: 117
DragonHealth: 936

>>731710403
I'ma fuck you, dragon!

Like, up... Fuck you up...
I'm not good at this.

>>731710403
Rolling for crits boi

>>731710403
Check this crit

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>>731710403
Emperor guide me

>>731711074
>>731711068
>>731711048
>24
PlayerHealth: 93
DragonHealth: 916

>>731710403
/dodge

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>>731710403
Alright, this time I brought my buddies. You are done now.

>>731711102
>>731711142
>>731711157
>>731711164
>21
PlayerHealth: 72
DragonHealth: 901

>>731711252
>10
PlayerHealth: 62
DragonHealth: 899

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leave it to me

>>731710403
/dodge boi

>>731711330
lol miss

>>731710403
/dodge

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>>731710403
The hero of the day has arrived.

>>731710403
get shit on dragon

>>731711440
lol miss

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>>731710403
Alright, time for a last stand!
/dodge

>>731711458
>10
PlayerHealth: 52
DragonHealth: 896

>>731710403
Let's punish this Lizard.

>>731711582
>5
PlayerHealth: 47
DragonHealth: 894

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>>731710951
>>731711074
>>731711252
>>731711492

Fuck man, you are pathetic, stop disgracing me.

Watch how it's done now.

nerf that dragon pls

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>>731710403
Attack!

>>731711678
>>731711734
>2 (wish granted)
Player Health:45
DragonHealth: 382

>>731710403
/Dodge you fuck.

>>731710403
DIE

>>731711786
>4
Player Health:41
DragonHealth: 376

>>731710403
How is damage to player determined? Are you just making it up randomly?

dodge

>>731710403
Dead

>>731711820 (lol miss)
>>731711824
>1
Player Health:40
DragonHealth: 372

>>731711902
>>731711880 (basically yeah, but I'm gonna make a random number generator soon, also lol miss)
>4
Player Health:36
DragonHealth: 370

Abandon thread. Let dragon and op live in a happy relationship

>>731710403
>>731712015
I feel like it would be a little more interesting if damage done to the player was determined by something we can all see, rather than waiting for you to tell us

Just my opinion though

>>731712077
>1
>crit
Player Health:35
DragonHealth: 203

>>731712199
>2
>crit
Player Health:33
DragonHealth: 104

>>731712199
also thanks for feedback

>>731710403
>>731712272
np. I kinda miss threads like this when we had IDs

>>731712462
yeah, I was inspired to do this by a poster on the new board, who was reminiscing about them
>2
>crit
Player Health:31
DragonHealth: 102

>>731712462
>found on /bant/ - International/Random

>You people ready for some dragon slaying?

>ITT: /b/ dragon slayer raid!

>Rules:
>This huge motherfucking dragon appears out of nowhere.
>Read the full rules here: http://dragonslayer.eu01.aws.af.cm

>Heres some info about this boss:
>name@Dragon
>dificulty@easy
>element@random

>If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
>If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
>If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
>If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
>If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
>If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
>If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
>Otherwise you are a KNIGHT

>Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
>If you roll under 11 you DIE! (your posts will no longer do damage)
>>>/bant/140491

pulls out a spork

>>731710403
kill it with fire

>>731712748
>fuck it I'll make an exception
>6
Player Health:25
DragonHealth: 96

>>731712911
>2
Player Health:23
DragonHealth: 85

>>731710403
>>731712911
>>731713089
I guess fire wasn't very effective.
Let's try nazi monkeys

>>731713158
>2
Player Health:21
DragonHealth: 77

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>>731710403
Bard reporting in!

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>>731710403
Gyarados! I choose you!
Use Hydo Pump on the Dragon!

>>731710403
Siegfried reporting in
showing the bitches how it's done

>>731710403

>>731710403
Post more enemies when Dragon is dead.

>>731710403
>>731713933
for I am the mighty sunbathing necromancer, I invoke trips to make dragon live again after his death

>>731710403
die

>>731713569
>>731713583
>>731713838
>>731713929
>>731713933
>>731714073
>>731714341
>10
Player Health:11
DragonHealth: 41

>>731713933
>crit
>1
Player Health:10
DragonHealth: 11

I believe!

>>731710403
>>731714073
I invoke trips to make life again,once more by the power of the cancer-inducing UV overdose !!1

>>731715562
>2
Player Health:8
DragonHealth: 9
(this thread is too dead to go for another round)

>>731715784
ALLLAHU AKBARE>>731710403

>>731716108
>5
Player Health:3
DragonHealth: 1

>>731710403
>masterchief, what are you doing on that ship?
>Sir, finishing this fight

>>731716930
lol miss
>1
Player Health:2
DragonHealth: 1

>>731710403
>>731716930
lets try this again

>>731717580
lol miss
>1
Player Health:1
DragonHealth: 1

>>731717580
>>731710403
one more time

>>731710403
1shot kill draden

>>731717625
>>731717667
>>731710403
Battered, and bloody the hero, mustering his last reserves of strength plunged his mighty sword into the heart of the worn out dragon. The Dragon exploded, covering him in blood guts and gore. He had done it. He had killed the dragon.

>>731710403
/dodge

>>731717828
the end