Unlike most copypasta, this is actually me, how do you betas

>>731694664
I got a bigger dick and I destroy pussy with it you overcompensating fool

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you could try.

>>731694664
>calling yourself a boy
>alpha male
pick one

>>731694815
Doubt it you beta fag, I also drive an Audi lol chicks bend over for me

>>731694664
what's it like to always cum in less than a minute?

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>>731694871
Young alpha male stud

>>731694957
You're the retard that gives a shit about pleasing women, if you cum quick who fucking cares

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>>731694664
i really don't care. whatever you do in your life it has no meaning or impact to my life.

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>>731695083
Good answer beta fag for knowing your place, I respect you for that

How no one has shooped a veiny cock into that faggots arms is beyond me.

>>731694664
How does it feel to know, any second a nigger will walk threw those gym doors. Stand naked in the locker room and show the length and girth of his dick, and your muscles will absolutely mean nothing?

>>731695015
Hey OP, so you'd rather have sexual gratification within 60 seconds than lasting an hour and properly pounding some pussy?

This guy was right >>731694871
Child.

i don't understand

what muscly guy would come to make nerds feel bad

>insecurities detected

>>731695223
For real though, high class, educated, white cardio bunnies do not go for niggers, only fat skanky hoes who work as cashiers

>>731694664
I earn more a lot more money than you and we are probably the same age. You aren't taking anything from me lol.

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>>731694664
Okay mate....

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>>731694928
>audi
>chick magnet

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>>731695302
It's a numbers game, I'm stacking mine while you're worried about satisfying your pig of a woman, you probably eat out randos too lol

>>731695395
Trenning hard faglord

>>731694664
Bro, a 100 lbs 12 year old boy could whip your ass if he caught you leaving the gym after arm day. lol

>>731695508
All natty pleb

>>731694664
confirmed nig lover.
only nigs use the term white boy, or nig lovers.
also I feel great about not wasting time to get big in order to do nothing with it at all. enjoy spending countless hours in the gym to never use your muscles for anything but show.

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>>731694664
he spoke, thirsting for validation on anonymous image boards

dyel bro?

>>731695550
You're probably unemployed but fit males are better respected and get promoted much faster within the working world, this is a fact and I know this from experience

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>>731695550
dat nigger crack yo skinny white ass tho

>>731695685
Let's see your spaghetti arms faggot

>>731694967
Getting cut and looking for perfection, rather than strength
I'm sure you have problems doing incline dumbell presses lol see it all the time
Ego lifting also when you see that powerlifter put up them 100s 10 reps 5 sets with no problem

Faggot

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>>731695761
Fat wannabe power lifter detected

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>>731694664
You look like a bitch bro

he lifts and think hes a figher

Faggot

>>731694664
beat my ass unlikely, but you are bigger than me so that's a given.

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>>731695748
Im 200lbs that faggot there is like 130, trting again beta faggot

>>731695930
lol-a fighter he ain't

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>>731695902
Roid fag is mad his balls are the size of raisins

>>731695970
Id lay you out in one blow you fucking faggot now just accept your place you fucking pleb

>>731696077
roid rage breh?

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>>731695759
ill beat u you faggot

>>731696077
Your blow would be like flight 370...You don't have the moves

>>731694664
those arms are massive

kudos to you man

>>731696077
What a waste of dubs, bet I could make you my bitch with the first form of wing chun only.

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I am smaller but I would destroy ur kunt face, lifting doesnt make u a fighter u roidkunt

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Alpha reporting in
1.90 cm tall feels good man

>>731696407
You're all WOW playing faggot nerds, quit acting tough it's pathetic you fucking retard

Biggest in the gym, easier target to shoot at.

>>731696429
this.
I would rather fight op then this guy, although I suspect somebody stole this pic from fagbook and it isn't actually the guy that posted it

>>731694664
so he's going to go suck off the biggest white boy in the gym?
grats

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>>731694664
How does it feel to know I could snap your arm like a twig or a choke you out in a matter of seconds? I'm a brown belt in jujitsu I would utterly wreck your whole shit before you even knew what hit you.

Pic related is me and if you think because you have muscles you stand a chance you're in for a rude awakening buddy

>>731696429
I haven't taken roids in 2 years so I'm natty, you wouldn't fight because you look like a felon, another strike for you and you go to prison for 10 years, should of went to college faggot

>>731696542

Nah thats me brah

>>731696429
Now this one, I'd consider a challenge

>>731696594
Well you made me laugh so congrats but I'd break that old bitch in half

>>731696429

This shit is a meme parroted by manlets every chance they get.

Having actually been heavily involved in the fight game years ago I can tell you're full of shit on the basis that one of the first things you learn is that physical conditioning is at least 70% of the reason you win or lose a fight.

I'm rusty as hell but I'd rather fight a 140lb BJJ brown belt than a 260lb powerlifter. Mass moves mass, plain and simple.

>>731694664
Muscles don't make you alpha. On the inside you know you're still beta af.

>>731696612

keep looking for excuses fag I would love to fight u srs I am still in college tho

>>731694664
You can beat anyone?
So I'm guessing you are a trained fighter? In what art and how many years?

>>731696690
That's nothing, she's flattening out her arm making her bis and tris look bigger

>>731694664
Second place is first loser

>>731696771
wat he said ur insecurities made u post this

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>>731696771
People don't know what's on the inside, fake it til you make it will get you ahead in this world young grasshopper

Every day shouldn't be arm day "white boy" this is why your aesthetics are horrible. Try to do something besides hammer curls.

>>731694664
>calling yourself alpha on the internet
>being that beta
wew lad

>>731696672
Fuckwit clearly hasn't watched ANY vid of what happens when a powerlifter thinks he can take a jujitsu bro. LOL!

>>731696768
Well i am talking from experience when we had newcomers in our club they were some alot heavier than me, still ez ko

>>731696768
Except it happened numerous times before and 99% of the time the fighter (especially if he knows how to fight on the ground one)
Also if you weigh 260lb and mostly train for power you gas out way quicker.

>>731695395
lay off the roids.

>>731694664
Lol if you tried touching me i'd shoot your dumb gorilla looking ass right in the face. Plus my girl wouldn't be interested in a delusional fucktard like yourself.

>>731696960
I'm not a faggot curl bro, you can clearly see the size of my shoulders are proportionate to my arms, I will admit I have very good bicep insertions though

>>731694664
>beat your ass and steal your women

why would you do this?

>>731697342
To prove my superiority over you

>>731694664
i know you work very hard to achieve that physique

but one day you will realise that the key to "beat your ass and steal your women" does not reside in the myofibril, but it is your personality, and from that picture alone you clearly you that youre afraid

good luck in life, anon

>>731694664
Dude you're a faggot and you look retarded, not hating or anything but do you realize how fucking stupid you look with those huge hands and that cuck torso?

Let's do this, fat boy.

>>731697593
I've already learned that, a good body is nice but it mostly garners respect from other males, money is king when it comes to getting high quality women and getting ahead in life

>>731697478
>To prove my superiority over you

why would you do this?

>>731694928
Can confirm he has a small dick. He has to use his car to reassure people that he has a big one.

>>731694664
You can have her, even I don't want the botch.

>>731694664
HAHAHAHA this is HILARIOUS!!!!!! OP getting roasted so hard LMAOOOOO

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>>731694664
You know, I have a couple rounds of 556. to solve this. You can work out all you want but you're still like a wet tissue when it come to guns. I see a reason to get in a nice good healthy weight and some muscle mass but you just look like every other gym fag who just wants to big for no fucking reason.

>>731694664
only faggots take pictures of themselves at the gym.

>>731697771
>money is king when it comes to getting high quality women and getting ahead in life

someday you'll grow up, friend

>>731696672

lol anyone who is slightly training in fighting can whoop the shit out of someone who is not trained. Especially a BJJ black belt in a ground fight

>>731696768
This is 100% bullshit. Youre fucking retarded. Go look at the U.S. Marines. Do they look all big and fucking retarded like you ? No. They don't. That's because your bodies optimum fighting physique isn't having the body of a fucking WWE wrestler, you fucking clown.

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>>731694664
Come and try taking my bitch or play that shit with me you pussy ass white boy, you jelly filled hand having faggot I'll break your fucking spine you bird chest having pussy, I'll beat you into a vegetable you fucking bitch.

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>>731694967
How many times have you taken the same picture, in the same spot, in the same pose? Are you in a wheelchair or something? Do you always skip leg day, and look like a fucking chicken?

>>731695160
hot
does she also have a hairy pussy and legs?

>>731694664
Nothing in this world screams beta more than a self-proclaimed "alpha".

>>731694664
>beat your ass and steal your women

muscles does not imply fighting ability. A skinny guy can land a quick jab to your liver.. you and your muscles will be on the floor crying instantly.

>>731698063
UGHA UGHA!!

>>731698063
Calm down you roided bitch

>>731698175
Why do you think they have weightclasses, a bigger guy almost always can take a smaller guy

>>731695461
>Manly shoulders
>Manly legs
>0% ass
>shitty tan
>"Perfection"

you're a faggot

>>731698280
I doubt that guy uses roids bro, you know you can actually accomplish that body shape with hard work and dedication right?

>>731694664
I bet you're one of those pusss that used to get beat up and picked on alot so you started working on your hands A LOT, I bet the rest of your body looks so stupid and retarded compared to your hands.

>>731694664
Shut the fuck up you self absorbed fagot, I'd rather fuck a tree then go near you

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>>731694664
Name the time and place you pompous little faggot.

>>731698377
>a bigger guy almost always can take a smaller guy

Yeah when the difference is 10-20 pounds. Heavy weight boxers have more power but are much slower, so they would have a lot more trouble hitting a smaller guy. But we're not talking about boxers, just regular guys.

>>731698671
kek

>>731694664
> body builder
> fighter

Pick one idiot. Everyone knows you bitches get schooled in a scrap.

>>731698501
t. juicer

>>731698662
tits or gtfo

>>731698377
Say that to Tyson faggot, he was always the smaller guy compared to the other heavyweights yet he sodomized all of them.

>>731698764
literally in many cases

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>>731694664
mfw my head is smaller then your arm but probably could beat the shit out of you or just stick you

it's always the over confident ones who bleed the most

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>>731697316
>>731697316
>>731697316

i'm referring to your missing pecs...you literally have a bird chest.

>>731698702
The the weight difference between us is of even larger magnitude? Haha probably a manlet too. Sit down before you hurt yourself pipsqueak.

>>731697478
>To prove my superiority over you

Superiority complex confirmed.
>MicroPenis.exe

Op secretly feels inferior to others around him in ways other than physical.

>Tfw you only weigh 140lb, have superior cardio, 2nd degree purple belt in bjj and started muay thai about 3 months ago

You're hot, OP, but I'm willing to bet you aren't that tough.

>>731698662
than*

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>>731698737

>>731698884
>The the weight difference between us is of even larger magnitude? Haha probably a manlet too. Sit down before you hurt yourself pipsqueak.

Nope, but I know about fighting and how quickly they can end for a muscle head who thinks having biceps means he knows how to fight. Muscles and fighting skill are 2 completely unrelated things.

>>731698063
that dude is perfect, imagine all the pus the faggot gets at the beach fuck

>>731698829
>>731698829
>>731698829
on top of that your delts are far from proportionate. your fatceps look doughy on top of that

>>731694664
You look like a fat juiced up faggot. I'd slap the face off you and rape your anus you small cocked cuck

>>731699044
>stereotypical cumdumpster fail

no wonder your second class gender couldnt win a rigged election

>>731694928
Nice bait

>>731699174
Bitch I have enough money to higher Dean Ambrose to kick the shit out of you and I support trump you fagit

>>731699413
You're not funny bro

>>731699413
cool story

tits or gtfo

>>731694664

pretty sure you'd get arrested and 5 to 7 or longer for aggravated assault and another 10 for rape.

wouldn't be hard to find you either, I'd just tell the cops to look for the roided out meathead.

>>731699473
Newfag alert

>>731699614
itt:newfags calling newfags, newfags

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>>731694664

I feel like it would be sad to see all that hard work and muscle go to waste.

>>731699750
kek rip that faggots shit filled biceps off

>>731696496
>1.90cm tall
Didn't know that Leprechauns lifted.

>>731696672
My BJJ instructor is 140lbs and has beaten 250lb powerlifters at the gym before. It truly is amazing what these people can do.

>>731694664
Do you lift with those huge elephant ears too bro?

>>731694664
The fact that you believe in alpha/beta means that you are dumb as shit and thus inferior to me

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>>731699472
K bro

>>731699895
It's okay bro you're a small scrawny dude so you make up autistic stories, shut the fuck up faggot!

>>731694664
I'd suck your cock if you promise not to beat me up, OP.

>>731694664
u mad nerd boi

lol works every time

>>731699937
Do you have autism? is that you in that picture? if so cool haircut faggot, or are you assuming that's me and I'm an emo guy cause I didn't find your pathetic 8th grader humor attempt funny?

>>731694664
Just remember op it doesn't matter how much muscle you pack on. There will always be someone better than you
>video related
https://youtu.be/4DRRLf34tHc

>>731694664
Bitch I'll lick yo dick till you cum in my belly button nigga don't fuck with me

>>731694664
>insecure enough to post on a Filipino basket weaving board bragging about being "alpha"
Sure thing kid.

>>731700207
Im implying you lack the mental fortitude to challenge some one like me you feeble minded hatchling

>>731700381
You fucking pussy you're acting like he was fighting some scrawny faggot

>>731695461
Rando's
Hmmmmmm
Pretty sure this be a child

>>731700207
Its a girl you faggot

>>731700548
But he was also a fatass was he not? He had limitations.
Dont be butt mad because youre not as alpha as you think kiddo :^)

You're just as empty as I am on the inside. I fill the void with drugs, you fill the void with gainz, just a different kind of drug.

>>731700381
Look at those fucking calves.

>>731700789
In that case I give OP props all though he's being a total fagget, you should probably start working out too and stop being a cuck druggy.

>>731694664
Calling /roids/ right here

>>731694664
Do you enjoy not having achieved anything of meaning in life

>>731699937
You're a cutie
Moar

>>731700891
Yeah I'll get right on that. Thanks for the wakeup call, you're the first person to tell me to stop doing drugs.

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>>731694664
My husband could maybe take you out even, though he's likely 20 years older. He was a boxer for many years. Stop worrying about your muscles so much! You're great where you're at tbh

>>731701035
That's a man, baby.

>>731701109
>even,
bad comma placement. whoops.

>>731701169
And?
What are you, a faggot?

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>>731701292

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>>731696496
You're ~ 2 centimeters tall?
Your mom probably gave birth while she was shopping and didn't even notice.

you look like john cena therefore making you a faggot

>>731701430
that's not a pelican that's one of those doodoo birds

>>731701430
kys

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>>731694664
only doing your arms isnt going to help ur limp dick faggot

>>731694928
Might as well be driving a big pickup with that much compensating

>>731694664
I'm like half your size but I'll kick your ass

>>731694664
If you attempted to assault me or my owman I would shoot you with my gun.

>>731694664
That's nice buddy.

>>731696594
Why only brown belt at your age?

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>>731701035
>>731701169
>>731701292
That's actually a dude who used to post here awhile back, she stopped when she began hrt

>>731694664
whoa jeez, is this bait old.
and if this is real, enjoy your middle aged flab, sucker.

also be aware that when faced with the prospect of taking a beating from shitheads like you i no longer feel constrained to "fight fair". the injuries i will inflict on you will last a life time, and pretty much render everything you believe as little more than hubristic ignorance. women will no longer find you attractive, nor will you. you'll be reminded of that every time you encounter a reflective surface.

believe what you want, but mess with me and you'll learn the meaning of the word "regret".

I'm gay tho I have no women

>>731701902
Almond gave me a half chub

"im such a big man!"

https://youtu.be/SCCIOPd3S7E

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>>731695395
>>731695902
>>731696429
>>731698063
Those feels when your natty and still dwarf everyone here

>>731702428
Fuck off you synthol filled retard

>>731694664
Lol at thinking everyone here is a weak beta. Have fun with faggoty car, tiny dick, and having to go to the gym like a pleb.

I'll continue banging my girl while we're using our in-home gym in our beautiful house.

>>731702428
hahaha youre just a fat cunt

>>731702428
Hahahah this guy try's to angle harder than piano man
Also you're fat

>>731702573
>In home gym
>making gains

Pick one faggot, are you telling me youre deadlifting 500 lbs off the floor of your home

>>731702550
>>731702784
>>731703062
True, still can see a bit of abs, arms are 19.5 here natty would be high 18s to 19 lean still double you normie faggot, would fuck your girl while you cry you can't do nothing buddy hahahahaha

>>731699806
Well done sir

>>731703831
Fatty.

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>>731701878
>she

>>731694664
I like to fuck girls whos guys are at the gym shitposting. Its funny to fuck a girl while her dude is in the house too.
>I am an omega, a sneaky male

>>731705282
Olympic weights are always used for deadlifts, you fucking dumbass.

>>731705241
RS5 you broke bitch

>>731705384
Lol. Enjoy your Toyota Camry-looking piece of shit, faggot.

>>731705282
Nice dicklet cuck

>>731705282
So you're a moron? I use the Olympic set you autist. Oh and I have a gym floor. Seriously for you.

>>731705241
>bends over for people other than you
not your woman

>>731694664
>white boy
implying there are bigger men of different racial background?

>>731702550
>>731702784
>>731703062
>>731703995
Lol @ the fukking twigs posting in this thread hating 90% of you couldn't even DREAM of getting this big.

Sure he's chubby but with a solid cut, he'll look better than any of you.

Lol, just lol.

>>731705368
Olympic weights just denote they're calibrated and thus can be used in sanctioned events, it doesn't mean they specifically designated for deadlifts you fucking faggot, sit down son before I intellectually school your ass, and again so you're pulling 500+ lbs off a garage floor or a basement floor? Right lol

>>731705662
Not only that but hes not even the biggest. What kind of junior college participation medal bullshit is that.

Faggot probably works at a Verizon store and drops all his paychecks into a shitty base model BMW 3 series.

AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN

>>731705368
But how much do you actually deadlift?

>>731705662
Bbc genetics always win

>>731699806
>>731701462
Kek
Fucked myself up right there

>>731705704
>telling people to sit down on the internet

that probably sounded super cool in your head. I bet quietly spoke the words as you typed it pretending you actually had the balls to talk back to another human being.

>>731705704
I'm deadlifting 545lbs off my custom gym floor. Go back to your shit gym you rat. I'll be enjoying my room dedicated to working out while you wipe the nasty sweat from a landwhale that used the equipment prior to you.

>>731694664
I have a gun for people like you.
So does my Fiancee.
I am never more than five feet from a loaded firearm.
You should do the same Musclesfaggot(Anon). It's the fucking future and being able to draw and fire is much more important than being able to bench lmao2pl8 or what the fuck ever this faggot in the picture can bench (but probably not leg press because we all know about the looming imbalance that was tactfully kept out of frame)

>>731694664
What kind of faggot would call themself the "second biggest white boy" I mean seriously dude...

>>731695461
I don't see the perfection.
I see flab falling out over AND under those shorts.

>>731706374
Somebody who is objectively aware. Never underestimate your opponent. Most gym bromances are born out of a begrudging respect for the others' swole.

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>>731694664
>Shrinking your balls for bigger muscles

Steroid using dumbass. Your skull is just as thin as anyone else.

>>731706364
being able to walk with out winding yourself is also important you ham planet faggot. You're dripping with diabetes I bet.

>>731701101
>you're the first person to tell me to stop doing drugs
made me giggle because I am also degrading my social relations by ignoring these pleas

>>731705282
Sucking in fat this hard

>>731706769
6' 180 was my max weight before I injured myself (once or twice) but okay with your narrative.
Doing any hypertrophy or are you an explosive faggot that couldn't make it around the block?

>>731694664
how bad is the roid rage and backne anon?
>that nigger probably took so many roids he turned white

>>731705704
I can't understand you with all that cock in your mouth, faggot. Shut the fuck up before I drop 500+ lbs on your scrawny neck, cuck shitbird.

>>731707067
Jesus I'm a 5'8" manlet and I hit 184 when I was lifting. Fucking kek

>>731705282
Why are your balls so tiny?

>>731707067
Settle down manlet. Go put your cage on or your fiance wont let you make cummies for another month.

>>731706766
i like rugers what the trigger like on that? shot a p85mk1 and the trigger felt a little stiff

>>731694664
two words.

Second Amendment.

also, you'd never steal a "woman" off of me. If you think your "size" is what matters the most then obviously you don't know what the most powerful superpower in the world is.

MONEY.

so fuck off.

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>>731694664
How does it feel that with all of your grueling training, you can still be put on your knees with one of these?

op's a beta himself tbh

>>731707475
I can. I grew up in USA New England and fired my first handgun at six, rifle at eight. I like being fit as I feel better in my day to day, and perform a lot of impressive tasks in all of my work (Colorado mountains, varies - always physical). 184 was natural. I have never taken any supplement aside from a couple free pre-workout trial packets. I did not like them.

>>731707489
implying any woman you get is in it for the money
grats bro, you're dating a hooker. you're really killing it in life.

>>731707568
how does it feel when you're on your knees with a fat cock in your mouth.

Do you also carry a rape whistle in your purse?

>>731707685
money comes with talent, comes with intelligence. Like you would know about any of that.

>>731695461
>secretly taking a photo of a chick

So fucking alpha, surely if you were alpha you'd be getting her to pose for you

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>>731694664
>unlike most copypasta

>>731707773
What website did you rent your girl from? Do you get a discount if you by a year up front?

>>731707757
2017 pal: there are a lot of ladies nowadays that would punch your throat for that

How does it feel to be a so called alpha and spend ur time on 4chan? Fuck outta here

>>731707679
(Colorado mountains, varies - always physical)
Sounds fun, tbh. Never been. Grew up in the Appalachian trail.
>I have never taken any supplement aside from a couple free pre-workout trial packets. I did not like them.
They make me itchy with a side of anxiousness.
I've also thrown far too many up (because lol what are personal limits) to keep going back to them. Had that c4 shit for a while. The new stuff was okay tasting but damn if you went overboard it was like standing on a charged metal plate.

>>731707877
grab.com. Got my first kiss from a convo on a chat room. Just because you can't get one, doesn't make them collectively evil

>>731707886
Not talking about ladies faggot, talking about you.

And in real life people dont just "punch you in the throat" thats how you get charges and your life ruined.

Keep day dreaming about how you'd totally tell off that guy that got in front of you in traffic. oh man i bet you'd give it to him good.. and then everyone would salute you and thank you for defeating the great evil.

kys

>>731708095
I have one currently. But i must be doing it wrong since i'm not paying for it like you.

At least you're getting amex points for it. You can use it to fly her back to whatever slavik hell hole she oozed out of.

>>731694664
>beat your ass
Faggot

>>731708521
Kek

still think this is a troll thread and OP is some fat loser.

if this is real then this is sadder.

>>731694664
Insecurity is a turn-off, OP.

>>731708628

no shit sherlock

>>731694664
Being jacked doesn't mean you can fight you fucking retard

>>731694664
OP. bro

you're either really insecure or have a huge fucking ego
either way no one likes you please just get off /b/ now

>>731708076
>like standing on a charged metal plate

Holy shit, man finally a way to describe that sensation perfectly. I hated it.

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>>731694664
well, you can't steal something that I don't own