is there such a thing as not quite phone sex but conversation

>>731688997
>haven't used my voice in days
Fukn wow...
What's the go? What's your situation like?

>>731690042
>>731688997
Bumping

>>731688997
Where you at my dude i'll chat to you, also fuck man this makes me feel

>>731688997
>>731690042
OP please. I gotta understand how far hermit you've gone?
Are you in the city area at least? You can't just walk down to the pub, watch a sports game and make small talk about the game?

>>731688997
You play video games?

>>731688997
They used to advertise exactly that on late night TV.
I don't watch TV anymore so I don't know if it's still a thing.

>>731688997
In many countries there are phone lines for people with problems. You might try those services.
But ultimately you should try to get back on track with your social life. Often those services can help you with that too.
Hope you'll be doing better soon, OP.

>>731690571
>>731688997
lavalifevoice.com
This is one of those chat lines. You'll find some numbers there.

bump for answers for this dude

>>731690528
OP? Do you play any at all? Retro or current games?
>>731688997

>>731688997
>im fucking lonely as fuck havent even used my voice in days
I talk out loud all the time like a sperg

If you naturally are silent that's a good trait for attracting women. They are drawn like flies to mysterious men who say little.

>>731691298
You think he needs some REAL help here?
>>731688997
>>731690042

>>731691473
But don't they have to talk at some juncture in order to find out if the interaction is worth the time and effort?

>>731691583
Well yeah you just use as few words as possible. No spergy long monologues, after like 10 syllables they're not really listening anymore.

>>731691980
Have you seen it done first-hand and does that work on some chicks?

>>731688997
Another thread bump

>>731692043
hardly actually works, but it all depends on what you say. you have to have something interesting to back up the mysterious card or else youre just boring

>>731692845
Like certain experiences or an common interest? So is this guy >>731688997
out of luck if he has nothing interesting to offer to a woman that could be attracted to him? He must not have much good friends or relationships to not use his voice at all recently.

>>731691483
How can I give him real help if he doesn't shed some light on his situation?

>>731694013
Wonder if the OP is still here to do so. Is he in school or out of it? He have a job? Does he know anyone? Did he recently move? Have there been any changes in his neighborhood? Does he have any interests than just vidya, maybe?

fucking reply to us you fucking loser

>>731694374
Bumping for OP's return
>>731688997

>>731688997
B8

>>731688997
find a free to play game on steam and talk with players

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talk to cashiers

>>731695079
In what neck of the woods? Just make small talk about the weather or something?

>>731695606
make your way up boy
also if you fuck up it's just a cashier

They will ask you "how are you?" and you have to give a non-standard response that requires further inquiry on their part

>>731688997
Yes. There are lots of places on Second Life that allow you to talk to people. Also there are plenty of places for in game sex with people who like the vocal element. Trust me, I'm a Cthulhu and I fuck bitches on the weekend. Pic related.

>>731695079
Not the worst idea. Hell, he could walk into an kitchen/appliances and just ask about the more technical items. Some of those higher functioning air conditioners need like a good 10-15minute presentation on their workings.
OP.... What's your situation like? Is this doable?

>>731695811
Maybe in a suburb but in an urban area? It's all an in-and-out affair. The cashier must be really interesting in order to have a chance of getting a good boost.

>>731688997
Go to a restaurant and talk to your waitress. Go to a coffee shop and talk to the barista. Go to the strip joint and talk to a stripper. As long as you tip well, they will talk to you no matter how repulsive you are.

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>>731696018
>Some of those higher functioning air conditioners need like a good 10-15minute presentation on their workings.
>OP.... What's your situation like? Is this doable?

OP looks like pic related and would be laughed out of the store

>>731696085
If the laugh you out of the store for your looks than claim discrimination and harassment.
Then you get more interactions with security and other members of the store.
The triple play would be to get laughed at by the shit-kicker, take your case to the manager and then annoy the manager and force security to take you out of the store. I reckon that social interaction alone could cheer someone up for a week at least.

>>731696085

that limp fucking wrist makes me angry

>>731696349
How did we get from this >>731688997 to just stirring shit up?
Needs some more suggestions.

>>731695703

It's funny you recommended cashiers. I do the same thing. Having a friendly yet quick random chat with a cashier is always fun.

>>731688997

Download TF2 on PC drink a few beers and connect to a community server and bullshit with people. Other video games can work as social outlets too. Just do some googling.

>>731696085
this cunt looks so sad

>>731697043
>>731688997
Bumping

>>731697043
i work as a storeman driving a forklift all day, everyone else is borderline retarded and doesn't like talking to customers so i've slowly just became the one who takes the lead and sorts everyone who comes to pick up their order out. I have mad chats everyday , and the regulars know to wait until i come and see them instead of trying to communicate with the other apes. It's sick because i've made good connections if i ever need contract work done. And i get to slack off and yarn with truckies.
I also do the same but with painkillers and overwatch

>>731697713

bamp for true knowledge of Mr nowords

>>731698580
>>731699659
I'll bump to that.

>>731699659
Why do you feel the need to pick his brain for possible pearls of wisdom?
>>731688997

>>731699659
>>731700504
>looking for words of wisdom from OP
y

>>731700709
Hmmmmm.....
Well...
What brought him to this place?
What IS the deal with him, anyway???
Someone tell us, PLEASE!!
>>731688997

>>731688997
Fucking download Discord and look around for a channel

>>731700504
>>731700709
i just want to know how one survives like that

>>731702135
Are you willing to do some kind of study or are you just curious?

>>731702376
>>731702135
Bumping for response from >>731702135
Intrigued.

>>731702376
I'll study this man, and hopefully try and either help him survivie or help him out of the situation

>>731704051
If he truly deserves it, I hope he stands to benefit from your "help" and you do, too.
Don't know your intentions, but whether you google it or amazon it, look uo "hikikomori."

>>731704215
man i'm teetering on the edge of that, really forced myself to go out last night for my best mates 21st, lucky it was a blast or i would have not gone out for a long time haha

>>731704456
If only >>731688997 or anyone else like him were so lucky.

>Op doesn't talk to anyone
>"WHY ISN'T HE REPLYING?"

>>731705081
were so lucky as to what?

>>731705633
>>731704456
>>731704456
>>731704456
>>731704456
To go out after being sequestered for do long and actually "have a blast" and such a good time with others, friendly or sexually as OP probably hinted at, that you can actually give a greater damn about life than you did before you went out. That's what I meant by >>731705081.

>>731706176
so long not do long

>>731706176
>>731688997