Help me /b/ Tonight the girl Im dating will come home for watching

>>731687856
Put on a Fast and Furious film, normies love that shit

Do not put on arthouse shit, women don't care about those stupid faggot movies

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>>731687856
Go with your gut. Its just a movie. Bet on something you'd both enjoy.

A Serbien film.
If she gets horny she's a keeper if not, meh.

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>>731687856
Do you really trust the opinion of random people on /b that much? that's so endearing. Movies are subjective. Everyone has different tastes.

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Serbian movie?
Boku no Pico?

>>731687856
A Serbian film

It's a cult classic of true artistic cinema, she's will think you're arty and sophisticated

>>731687856
There is a classic movie called Mass Appeal which you both will love.

>>731688041
Kek

>>731687923
she does, she likes those kind of artsy/hipster films, so choosing something like sausage party or the avengers isnt the best option.
long as fuck movies like LOTR or interstellar arent a choice neither, I dont want her to fall asleep meanwhile

>>731688061
not really, but maybe there are some options I didnt think about. I can always post this in /tv/ but it wouldnt be the same

>>731687856
The Notebook, got me laid a few times to multiple chicks.

>>731688067
oh my fucking god i'm laughing so hard
saving that picture you better believe it

The Green Mile or The Shawshank Redemption

Go for Submarine, it's an awesome movie with music from Alex Turner. If the girl is into music like Arctic Monkeys she will melt.

Moonrise kingdom is a good choice if that's the kind of movie you want to watch. If you want something similar but more philosophical, watch Mr. Nobody. Similarly romantic and detached.

>>731688205
This or that fucking Benjamin button film

>>731687856
Anything by Nikolai Spark really

A Run for Remembering, The Notepad, The Choosing, or Dearest Bill are all really good movies.

Good god, A Serbian Film

An American Tale

then you'll know if she's into cutesy furry pedo shit

>>731687923
Kek'd

But really, arthouse is a good choice if you want to make things romantic and (probably) sexual.

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>>731687856
Let the Right One In (2008 original, not the remake)

Seems to be what you are asking for.

>>731688606
Listen to this man OP this film is amazing

Watch The Prestige. Very good film, intelligent, good actors, with plottwists...
10/10 film

Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Trust me.

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the simpsons movie

>>731687856

Highlander. It won the Academy Award for Best Movie Ever Made.

An important film for your relationship? Fuck's sake.

>>731687856
The Fountain

>>731688829
what are they going to talk about while not having sex afterwards?

>>731688229
Kill yourself

The Toxic Avenger.

Nothing gets the girls hotter.

Blue is the warmest color

Pretty baby

>>731687856
> the film is going to be important for our Relationship

fuck off i hope she dump you how can someone be so autistic

>>731687856
Look sth bit funny. Best an animation Film for Kids. Like wall-e.

>>731687856
Grand budapest hotel
Everyone loves grand budapest hotel. Also good since you're feeling something from wes anderson
> but the film is going to be important for our relationship.
Not really

>>731687856
Something funny or a cheesy horror movie. Generally for dates, high art cinema or some type of romantic movie is a faux pas....

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this is always a good one

Watch some Boco no Pico! Nothing like a little boco to set the mood!

ALWAYS choose a horror for a date movie! It's light, she doesn't have to think too much, she gets her adrenaline pumping and if you're lucky she'll grab you during the movie cause she's scared. Good bonding experience.

Edward scissorhands

>>731688606
OP here, this was actually one option. I have the bluray -not remake- and the book. But for the same reason as moonrise kingdom I dont know if it would be a bit too creepy and pedo.
Theres this shot where you can see the girl's crotch too

>>731689795
>horror
>light

you're retarded

>>731689048
that could work for a lesbian relationship, and even that way I think most of the girls find the film as a porn one instead of a romantic story.

What about Seven?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjEwsooNHoc

>>731687856
La La Land OP, they love that shit

>>731690064
Seven is an excellent choice. Very good movie and you can discuss it after, if you ran out of topics. Go for this one , anon.

>>731689974
Light as in you don't have to think much to get the plot.

Anyways if you don't choose horror you're retarded. Horror gets their panties wet everytime. I don't even like horror.

>>731687856
Heavyweights. Works every time.

Gladiator. She will connect with the romance/emotional story thread of the man who wants to avenge and return to his (murdered) wife and child, and you get action and fight scenes that won't bore you stupid.

>>731687856
It really depends on
>A) Your taste.
>B) Her taste.
>C) The relationship.
>D) Your goals.

Are you both into SciFi? Fantasy? Is she a normie? Are you interested in movies as an art form? Are you both? Do you want to make out during the movie and not pay to much attention?

Based on these responses
>>731688172
>>731689903
I would go with >>731690132

La La Land is a good movie, well directed, romantic without beint to soggy and sophisticated enough to discuss.
Wes Anderson is also a good choice. Maybe something newer by Woody Allen like Midnight in Paris.
If you are looking for something with more action I'd go with Snatch and if you are looking something with less humour I'd go with Hanna.

But like I said, it depends on her. For fucks sake, God Bless America got me laid three times. Just need to find the right movie to push her buttons.

"Happiness" 1998

>731689692
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>731689404
Wes Anderson movies are pure shit.

>>731687856
As gay as it sounds, you should watch love actually. That film has got my so many poon tokens in the past that I feel I should be paying royalties.

>>731687856
Pick Kick-Ass. Worked twice for me.

If you want something to discuss after, then choose "a clockwork orange"

>>731691017
It depends, for example I cant stand the life aquatic. In fact I tried putting that film to my exgf several times and she ended up hating it too much

But on the other side, as other anon said, everybody loves budapest hotel. Either way they are very special movies.

>>731691129
Kick-Ass is pretty fun, second one too.

>>731691171
I saw his early shit and Rushmore and Royal Tannenbaums had some promise (especially after the abortion that was Bottle Rocket), after watching parts of Moonrise Kingdom and Mr. Fox I'm not wasting my time on his other shit.

>>731687856
put adam sandler
best man

Since OP seems to have left the ship:

What are movies other anons have had sex to?

>>731687856
Watch the Korean version of Oldboy.

>>731691904
Any action movie.
Wife gets so bored she is begging me to fuck her 30 min in.

femanon. surprisingly, Superbad was a great movie night date. ofc shocked him i hadnt seen it before but 'twas good.

>>731692105
Fuck, yeah!
or I Saw the Devil (same director)

>>731687856
I watched Interstellar a couple of weeks ago. I prepared everything with the girl I was meeting.
When being together hours passed as seconds, so it was a nice metafor on how you spend time with the people you love.
Powerful film if she stands scifi and doesnt get bored about machines in the space.

Mean Girls.

>>731688205
+1 for The Notebook.
holy shit does that movie ever suck, but chicks love that shit. pretend like you like it and you'll definitely score points with her.

Batman vs Superman. Ultimate Edition.

>>731692644
actually no, it's a different one
But good movie nonetheless

If you want to see other good movies by the Oldboy director:
>Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
>Lady Vengeance

>>731687856
>>731687856
>>731687856
One Night in Paris

>>731692309
haha, good one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1p6C2dX_2w#t=0.138117

In fact I would feel a bit uncomfortable with this scene and first night with a girl Im dating

>>731687856
drive

>>731692860
Yep, you got me there. I guess I was thinking that
Min-sik Choi was in both.

>>731688205
>>731692793
>google that
>another movie where james marsden gets cucked

That poor poor man

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Here's my suggestion.

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Human Centipede

>>731687856

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>>731687856
Gummo

Not reading this whole thread, did someone tell OP that he sounds like a real faggot?

>>731687856
>but the film is going to be important for our relationship.

you, are a fucking idiot if you think this is a deal breaker

>>731692663
Next time, watch it while sitting on a hot stove. While the movie makes hours seem like minutes, the hot stove will make minutes seem like hours. The combination of the two will warp reality in ways you can't imagine and make you see alternate times.

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I would recommend Brazil, The Men Who Stare at Goats and In China They Eat Dogs.

>>731694126
kek+

>>731687856
I would go with Seven Pounds starring Will Smith

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>>731687856
Go for pic related. Many keks will be had and it's sex based so easy to make moves ;^)

>>731688229
>>731688067
Same feg

>>731694748
femanon. no fucking joke, watched this on a date once, but oddly fucked before watching.

>>731687856
The Man from Snowy River.
Great Chick Flick and you'll like it too.

>>731687856
Anything by Alejandro Jodorowsky. If she likes it
you've got a winner.

Cast Away on the Moon.

>>731687856
Enter the void.

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>>731687856
Mary & Max

>>731687856

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2194499/

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>>731687856
Put on the usual fare. Hard Candy, Closet Land, The Crush, Lolita, Spanking the Monkey, The Lover, Pretty Baby etc. She'll get the message.

>>731694071
For a date? Why? I mean, great movie, but depressing as fuck.