/b/ goes on an adventure: You have just been recently been jailed

Libertarian
January 1st 1953
Gary Johnson
Male
Aryan
Rape

>>731665540
Reroll

>National Socialist
>Scotland
>Chef Ada Hitler of Dublin
>Male
>Germanic
>Treason

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>>731665301
"Alright Johnson, you'll be in jail for quite a while thanks to your charges of.. uh... political rape. Guards take him to his cell."

Before you go, what do you say/do to the man at the desk.

>>731665880
I want to support your cause

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It is too late to say anything.

Nazi Scum! This is why you've converted to Libtard and "politically raped" your way to jail.

Speaking of which the guard start to see you off to your cell.

What do you do?

>>731666504
Quietly go along.

>>731666504
Go to the cell peacefully, what country are we in? Jerk off when we get to out cell.

>>731666504
rape the guard to death and leave

>>731666751
Reroll. Also *our

>>731666777
Winrar

>>731666504
>>731665301
>>731665880
Go to /Quest for this kind of stuff

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>>731666777
cheqem'

>>731666504
Stomp 'em in the nuts while singing Stomp 'Em In The Nuts

>>731666777
Technically trips don't count. Reroll for this >>731666672

>>731667168
retard

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>>731666777

You politically rape the guard and start to walk out the door. The man at the desk is in utter shock and cannot speak.

Do you rape him or spare him? Or something else?

>>731667274
convert him to your cult

>>731667274
Fist him.

why did hitler jail me im blonde

>>731667274
Quietly say "You're next" in German

>>731667274
say to the man, You see this? You read political on paper and sneer but when you see this in person you are repulsed

>>731667537
rollan

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You convert this man to your cult, (by politically raping him). He is now your slave and you learn that his original name was Harold but that won't do. What shall we name him now?

>>731667808
1 Yung Haricot Vert

>>731667808
The new hitlers bitch

>>731667808
Muhammed

>>731667808
Harold-chan

>>731667938
reroll

>>731667912
reroll pls

>>731667808
Mohammed

>>731667985
reroll

>>731667925
reroll

>>731667808
Mohammad

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This man's name is no... Mohammad. A true messiah's name. What must you do now?

>>731668479
escape prison you dingus dinagloo

>>731668479
Plunder the armory and set out on a quest for the holy cum grail

>>731668479
MAKE the 4th reich rise after freeing the other inmates

>>731668658
reroll

>>731668479
ask for directions to Allepo

>>731668820
rr

>>731668887
ROLLING FOR THIS LMAO

>>731668623
rerolling the rick rolls

>>731668479

Enter the cells looking for more people to convert to my cause.

Suck mohammad's dick

>>731669221
Reroll

>>731669193
reroll

Start on journey towards Tanya Hardings house

>>731669348
Reroll

>>731668479

Convince Mohammad to assassinate trump.

With my trusty companion by my side, we make haste to the med ward operating room, where there is currently a lobotomy procedure underway

>>731669550
Rollin

>>731669613
I tell my faithful ward to drop trousers, and it is then that I realize he is in fact a SHE!

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>>731669444
You decide to embark on Tanya Hardings house but don't you think you should gear up first or possibly explore the jail first for more followers? What shall you do?

>>731669444
Nice

>>731669795
No just go there.

Smear feces on the walls. It says "/b/, he lives!"

>>731669795

Nope. No time for that! To Tanya's house!

>>731669883
Reroll

>>731669886

Reroll

Find all the men who are prison wives, make them mine, fuck the dead body, and see if I can find a key to a weapons vault or something

>>731669884
Roll

>>731669934
Rerollio

>>731669795
Decide that jail was shit and that followers will be best in the rural North American deep south

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>>731669966
That just happened. What now?

>>731670189
Circumcise mohammad with your teeth.

>>731670189
Decide that followers would be found best in the american deep south so you travel there

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>>731670333
That just happened. What now?>>731670189

>>731670451
Well let's make our way to the armory. We will need flame throwers to penetrate the Harding ice fortress

>>731670451
Gain dildo from armory.

>>731670584
rollerino

>>731670659
Rero

>>731670666
i like where this is going

>>731670666

OP!

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>>731670666
It seems as though the Jail contains many flamethrowers. Which one shall Gary choose?

>>731671385
6

Good work OP, keep going.

>>731671385
1

The secret Dildo thrower in the back.

>>731671385
Dildo flamer #6

Draw quick faggot

>>731671385
1 and shove it in your ass all the way.

>>731671694
Rololol

>>731671750
Reroll

>>731671385
2

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>>731671700
Wait what?

>>731671385
know what a stickler for tradition Mohammed is, you choose #3, being fully aware that this particular model contains a manufacturing flaw that may just come in handy if your sidekick happens to betray you

Choose the secret weapon that makes you fart when you walk.

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>>731670451
Mohammed is still a very very dirty little boy but Gary tells him to clean up or else he won't get daddy's new little toy. He does and is ready to embark on his adventure, what shall they do now.

>>731672284
hide in an abandoned building somewhere, running as fast as they can

>>731672284
Rape all prisoners left

>>731672284
They exit the jail, Gary exclaims "never again", and sets fire to the building. They lift off in the warden's helicopter, and as they depart, the screams of the inmates as they are being burned alive can be heard in the distance.

Go to a gas station and buy condoms

>>731672431
Reroll

>>731672681
Selfroll

Find as many prisoners as possible who are willing to march on the Harding fortress

Exit the prison. Then rotate 360 ° and walk away.

>>731672690
Roll

Harding is known to have many diseases. Mohammed requests sheepskin. He would.

>>731672284
call Mohammed a sandnigger and bite his dick off

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>>731672799
You've done it.You politcally raped everybody. They all ask, "What shall we do now?"

>>731673323
March to Deutschland and burn the Reichstag with your flamethrowers.

>>731673323
commit suicide

>>731673323
Pass out condoms to all the prisoners and rape our way into the Harding fortress

>>731673439
reroll

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Equip them with some crusader equipment.

>>731673546
Reroll

>>731673323
They all group together in pairs and compare their dicks. Then, the guy with the bigger dick cuts off the smaller guy's dick and pastes it onto his dick to get an even bigger dick. This process continues until we reach a single guy with the combined largest dick.

>>731673615
reroll

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>>731673546
Reroll

Go to the white house and rape Trump.

>>731673766
o shit

>>731673323
Gary quickly finds that all of those of incarceration had resulted in an insatiable lust for sodomy. Halfway to the Harding fortress, an orgy spontaneously commences like some some sort depaved flashmob. Beside himself with rage, Mohammed turns the the flame thrower on the men, burning all but 3 down to their bones. The 5 remaining men trudge forward to the plunder that weird them at the Harding ice fortress.

>>731673906
Roll

Awaits* them.

If win, then do at whitehouse

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>>731673766

>>731674040
Do this >>731673439

>>731674085
re

Fuck

Ok then, go to Alaska to froze your dicks.

>>731674040
>Who's Trump?
"The person who wants to make marrying little girls and sheep illegal".

>What's a White House
Where they keep little girls and sheep

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>>731674022

>>731674280
What do now?

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The Empire joins the conquest to capture the fortress.

>>731674280
Find and marry Margot Robbie to be Braunau to my Adolf when we move to Berlin, taking over it.

>>731674643
Reroll. Come on bby

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Arrive to find that none other than the detestable Jeff gilooly is guarding the castle gate. Gary rallies his men, but then decides he may have it within him to politically gilooly instead. Gary was wrong. Gilooly is too powerful, and so the band of 3 insane sodomy crazed psychopaths skull fuck his eyes out.

>>731674963
Roll it up

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>>731674963
Just for you.

Burn through the ice to find TH filming a porno. Not just any porno. She is doing interracial dragon porn. Not only is she the mother of lies, but she's also the mother of dragons'... cocks

>>731675285
Rolle

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>>731674280
I'm going to bed now, kek.

>>731675091
'Twas a noble 'venture. One I shant soon forget. Only wish that scurvy sow would've got what was coming to her.