4chan: The text adventure game "You find yourself in a

PICK UP ROPE

PUT DEAGLE IN MOUTH

>>731655521
You have the rope
[Tip: you can just say whatever, I'll draw it. You don't have to do it step by step.]

NEXT COMMAND: PUT DEAGLE IN MOUTH

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>>731655769
I fucking forgot the picture christ

>>731655803
Take deagle out of mouth and shoot window
Then get out

>>731655870
damn it you foiled my plan

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>>731655870
>>731655713
You try to put it in your mouth, but you're an Anon, the gun's too heavy.

>>731656059
Hang yourself with the rope on the pull up bar anon can do

>>731656059
NEXT COMMAND: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓

>>731656137
KILL YOURSELF

fap, cum in hands, write with cum in window "HELP ME OUT" backwards, so it can be seen from outside

>>731656137
chew on the loose change

>>731656137
If you can't do >>731656134 then tie rope to deagle and swing it agains the window yo break it

you forget about th gun and bust the windiw with your head

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>>731656243
>>731656134
You cant reach the bar FUCK
NEXT COMMAND: Chew on loose change

>>731656408
stick gun up your ASS

>>731656243
>>731656273
dammit /b im supposed to be working stop making me laugh

>>731656455
DUBS MUST DO

>>731656460
Stop browsing /b/ while you work you autistic lazy fuck or I'll tell your dad

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>>731656289
Tastes like semen and copper
NEXT COMMAND: stick gun up your ASS

>>731656541
no pls hes already mad that i took some of his money to buy a spinner

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>>731656719
It hurts. A lot.
NEXT COMMAND: fap, cum in hands, write with cum in window "HELP ME OUT" backwards, so it can be seen from outside

>>731656719
Use your inhuman strength to pull the gun out if pooper and shoot the door handle

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What dick?
NEXT COMMAND: Use your inhuman strength to pull the gun out if pooper and shoot the door handle

>>731657078
Uhhh... Open door and get out?

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There's no mag in the gun, so it doesnt work.
You have a pretty clean asshole though, no stains on the gun.
NEXT COMMAND: Uhhh... Open the door and get out?

>>731657507
put gum up butt and make bubblegum farts

>>731657507
break window with pesky firearm

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>>731657507
It opens up, and there's nothing there. There's probably something on the other side though. Do you want to enter?
NEXT COMMAND: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓

>>731657757
RUN OUT SCREAMING 6 MILLION DIDNT HAPPEN

>>731657757
Enter backwards

>>731657757
The thought of entering the unknown is too much for my tiny anon mind, sit down and ponder my usesless existence while crying

>>731655412
jerk off

>>731657757
LOOK

>>731657805
mY sIDEs

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You walk in backwards while yelling"6 MILLION DIDN'T HAPPEN" like a fucking idiot. You see a light at the end of the tunnel, and it peaks your interest. It's cold over there though. You also find a small pool. A voice call's you in, and the water is nice and warm. Which do you pick?
You also find some

>>731657507
You never said that the door was locked, so I command you you to open the door

>>731658310
Moon walk into pool

>>731658310
NEXT COMMAND: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓

You clean your asshole in the nice and warm water while moaning pleasurably, and then jump in.

>>731658310
FIND SOME WHAT??

>>731658385
Moon walk into pool of water

>>731658380
Back ward dive into pool

>>731658385
Take the rope back

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You moonwalk dive into the pool. You try to clean your asshole, but it's perfectly clean. You feel powerful, like a god. You think you are god now.
NEXT COMMAND: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓

>>731658385
Go inside the door

>>731658310
drown self in pool

>>731658706
Destroy Humanity

>>731658706
Use god power to give yourself a well endowed asian dick

>>731658706
turn on christian radio and experience ego supernova

>>731658706
drown self

>>731658706
Finish what Hitler started

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>>731658778
You inhale, but you can breathe water. WHY WOULD GOD DO THIS TO YOU ALL I WANT IS TO DIE. You also give yourself an asian penis, but it's so small that you can't see it.
NEXT COMMAND: Turn on christian radio and experience ego supernova

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HEIL.
Also, you try to listen to christian rock, but your radio freaks the fuck out.
NEXT COMMAND: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓

>>731659380
Get out of pool and walk to the light with yoyr eyes closed

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It's beautiful out in the light. You also still have your powers.
NEXT COMMAND: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓

>>731659826
The light is too bright. Walk back into thr dark and destroy the entrance

>>731659826
jack off furiously

>>731659826
Create a city and fill it with liberals communist and Anarchist. watch what happens.

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>>731659951
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA oh look a butterfly AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NEXT COMMAND: Create a city and yadda yadda >>731660108

>>731660108
You've created Paris, 1789

>>731660320
Cave no longer exists?

TAKE YOUR DICK OUT AND FLAP IT AROUND

>>731660481
No, it exists.

>>731660320
Eat cum

If we create life we'll have to be responsible for it. If we pursue other life we'll have to be responsible for the relationship. What do gods do?

>>731660789
Since when has Gods taken care of its creations?

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>>731660943

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>>731660943
Checkmate

>>731661547
trite.
If we're an all powerful being at this point then are we without needs/desires? We do nothing then. There are no more commands. We reached the end when we succeeded all limitations.

>>731662533
This ending sucks our godly asian dick. I just wanna go back to our cave of safety and break the window. That or create a boypussy to fuck

>>731662896
You go back to the cave. The window shatters into ten thousand beautiful perfect pieces. They wait in the air for you to command them.

The shards begin to swirl like debris in a small hurricane. Dirt and water from outside the cave funnel into the tiny hurricane. Inside it lights burst as chemical bonds are ripped apart and rearranged. Then its quiet. Standing before you is a...

what kind of boypussy u want?

>>731662896
You know it's the little things in life that fills me with such joy

jerk off with a polarbear

>>731663854
do they have thumbs?

>>731663930
yes.