State you're job, salary, and age. I'll begin: >Chef

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>>731644047
Brain Surgeon
1.2mil a year
34

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>>731644047
>Student/Unemployed
>$0.00
>13
you have no idea how much I want to kill myself because of my age

>>731644487
>13
why are you here?

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75 hourly
>37

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75 hourly
>37

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75 hourly
>37.

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75 hourly.
>37

>Chef at Wendy's.
>$8.75 hourly
>37

>>731644687
same reason you are my friend. im bored as hell

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75 hourly
>37

>chef at Wendy's
>$8.75 hr
>37

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>disabled
>412 a month after being robbed for half of it
>30
RIP LIFE

>chef at McDonald's
>$9.50 hourly
>36
Get your lives together, plebs. While I'm rolling in cash and bitches you're all stuck behind. Plus I get all the free tendies I want. So I can save my good boy points up at home for other fun stuff.

>>731644047
Why the fuck did you make 2 threads
>>731643168

>>731644047
>>Security
>>$16.80 hr
>>28

>>731645171
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>>731644047
Your not a chef, you can bearly be called a cook.

>chef at Wendy's
>$8.75 hr
>37

>>731644047

i am job

car mechanic
1500 euro's a month after tax
25

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>Video Editor
>$15 hourly
>25

>>731644292
kewk

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>>731645171

yikes

>Chef at Wendy's.
>$8.75 hourly
>37

Pizza Manager
22$ hr Canadian with tips+ free food.

Retail 2IC
NZD $15.75 (minimum wage)
26

>>731644047
Research assistant
$32,000
21

>>731645569
What is a "pizza manager?"

>>731644292
I call BULLSHIT, you would have said Neurosurgeon or some pretentious BS like that.

>>731645807
he manages pizza

Middle school teacher
$40,000
31

IT Supervisor
$26.50 hourly
27

>>731645878
Yeah "brain surgeon" isnt exactly convincing. And the salary would be closer to 7-800k a year.

>>731645807
I manage a restaurant. our main product is pizza.

>>731645929
I would love to manage pizza.

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Door to Door Sales
$15/hr
19

>>731644047
I get dubs

McDonald's drive-thru 10.70 an hour, CA, averaging 32 hour work weeks

>>731644047
Shut the fuck up

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Pizza place worker
8.75$/hr
>16
>love my waifu

>>731646052
Is it a chain or a mom and pop kind of place? Is your pizza any good? I can't imagine you cannucks know anything about good pizza.

>>731646062
i dont know if your ready for that yet

UX Designer, 70k, 24

>you're job
Please be bait, I'll bite if so
>have 1m sat in the bank
>19
>also not daddy's money so fuck off

>>731646159
I have had PLENTY of experience with pizza. I've eaten tons of it, all toppings. Jalapeño, anchovies, pineapple? Yeah, I've done it. I can fucking manage pizza. I just need a chance.

>>731644047
Journeyman Electrician (university graduate student)
$25/hour
26

Chef.
Wendy's.
kek

>>731646135
Mom and Pop place. delivery and pickup only 1M+ Sales for the location.

>>731644047
>Chef at Wendy's.
>$8.75 hourly
>37

>>731645937
Do you sleep with your students?

>>731646515
The creation of a number 7, spicy chicken sandwich is no joke anon. It takes the perfect amount of mayo on the bun, and just the right amount of lettuce and tomato. It's no joke.

>>731644047
>phd
>surgeon
>salaried

Licensed Aircraft Maintenance Engineer, working on helicopters in western Canada
110k
36

>Log of Shit
>sucked from
>Andy Sixx's asshole

Janitor
11.00 he
27
Virgin

>>731646657
It's kind of a joke, though.

>>731644047
>cashier at home improvement store
>$10.44/h
>21

>>731646738
$110 CAD or USD?

>>731646803
Where do you live?

>>731644047
> Senior Web Developer
> $90,000/year (USD)
> 18

The Sad part is that I'm actually not full of shit even though you'll tell me I am.

>licensing
>$15 an hour
>20

>>731646996
Akron ohio

>>731647015
Your full of shit

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>>731646883
Canadian

>>731646738
Thats pretty good anon. I'd like to do something like that.

>>731644047
I'm not working yet. Going to culinary school, hoping to get a job as a chef at Wendy's when I graduate.

>>731646649
Yes of course

>>731645322
Kappa

>game dev
>0
>21

$145k
36
Software engineer

>>731645290
Dude are you crazy or something? What's it pay?

<Professional shill
<whatever Schlomo Cohenbergsteinowitz wants to pay me, usually about 1 shekel per thread.
<age varies depending on who's asking

>>731647202
It's a good job, not the 9-5 routine. Detail oriented, gotta be self motivated and able to manage time and develop creative solutions to unique problems.
I'd recommend it to anyone mechanically inclined, much more hands on than automotive. And cleaner.

>>731647015

the only way that's true if the company that's paying you is retarded. at 18 you wouldn't have the skills necessary to do anything other than HTML, CSS, maybe a little JavaScript or PHP, but nothing enterprise level... and if they're paying 90k to do front-end work they're just retarded

>>731644047
> Supermarket help worker
> 14€/HR
> 23

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>>731644047
How sad is your life that you post this shit everyday?

3rd shift Walmart employee
10.50 hourly
25
Also a virgin

>>731644047
>Chef at Applebee's
>$10 hourly
>19

>>731645878
Well, I am on /b/.
Most people here are dumb as rocks. That's why i said brain surgeon.
>>731646019
Not always the case. It depends on how many patients you have. You would be surprised at the amount of idiots in New York.
One absolute genius somehow managed to tumble down a sidewalk (wasn't steep) and got severe internal bleeding

Oilfield Maintenance Electrician
~$105K
43

Senior executive technician of a certain company that Im not disclosing on /b/
$1.1M a year
29

>>731647767
Do you sleep with the waitresses?

>>731648028
What exactly is the job and how did you get it?
If it was nepotism, you're a faggot?

>Room Service at a hospital
>$12.50 with evening and weekend differential to $14.
>20

>>731646649
Yeah, that first reply wasn't me. No, i don't. Should have said in before pedo haha

> US Air Force
> $3.13/hour
> 19

>>731648271
One of the perks of the job though

>>731648271
Greentext some teen tits and ass stories

>>731644047
16.75
treeworker
23

>>731648631
You really need to go fuck your hat.

>County government construction management
>$31.25 + a ton of OT
>31

>>731648596
>be 8th grade teacher
>blonde in class hottest in grade hands down
>one of those late bloomers you know is gonna be a fucking bombshell when she's older
>constantly wears yoga pants so I'm always getting an eyefull of that perfect little round ass
>being one of the younger teachers, and a guy, makes "the cool teacher" pretty much by default
>pretty popular with the students, especially hot little blonde
>very obvious she's "hot for teacher"
>once told me about the ac going out in her house and she got so hot at night she started sleeping nude. Now she prefers to sleep naked
>mfw
>could probably tap that if i wanted
>not going there
>i like my job too much for a visit from the party van, plus she's the daughter of a faculty member

>Closing manager for dollar general
>$8.50 like a fucking shithead
>21

>>731649386
moar please

In-Shop at Jimmy John's
$10.00 an hour
20

>>731644687
That's only a little older than the average normie on /b/

Legal administrative assistant
$16 hourly
28

>pre press at printing company
>$12/hr
>25

>>731644292
dick

>>731644292
fuck you

>>731644047
>Student of finance
>Catering company
>30$ hourly
>25

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>>731649688
Here's a pic that looks similar. Imagine a bit skinnier and no tits

>>731644487
MODS

Senior Accountant
~$125,000/year
PWC

>>731644047
>Senior network engineer at a data center
>$31
>34

Occupational Therapy Assistant
~$1000 net weekly
29
added bonus: 90% of this industry is women. ROLLIN IN THE SLIZZZ BOYZZZ

>>731644487
fuck off swagway

Semi-Successful Content Creator
1200-2500 a week (It's constantly changing, but that has been the average for 2017 so far.)
17.

> Biomedical engineering consultant
> 75,000
> 23

Base salary is actually pretty low for a BME. I could make more if I left the consultancy for a medical device company. But I get free business class travel and accommodation to a lot of crazy places, so it's worth it. I'd never have the time if I spent 10 hours a day at Medtronic or something.

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>Systems Engineer and Product Manager
>$80k
>26

>>731644047
>Security surveillance @ small casino
>14.00hr
>22

>>731644047
Wendys sells all that shit? It's just an ice cream place in my country.

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>>731644047
Last guy that did this thread was 35 and worked at wendy's