Where are/were you banned from and why? (Locations, websites,

>>731642558
I can't go within 300 feet of a school.

some bullshit.

>>731642884
Backstory?

>>731642558
Years ago on the WoW forum for posting:

8=========================D

>>731642884
could you please explain why

>>731642961
Implying sex offender

Banned from Peru.

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>>731643181
Why?

>>731643264
I was in the country without a passport and they got me at a taxi stand.

>>731642961
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>>731643072
i fucked a few kids, so what? their parents are to blame for not watching them. and now i can't even take pictures without some prude calling the cops.

Banned from runescape; mass botting and ive probably sold somewhere from 300b-1T in gold over a span of 6 1/2 years

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>>731642558
Local strip club
>be degenerate
>new to town
>go out with buddies bar hopping and end up at befriending british soldiers
>go to strip club called sharkies
>hammered.jpg
>bouncing stripper on lap
>she's super into it and is giggling
>bouncer isn't into it
>"You better quit the shit or ill kick you out, that's 20 dollars you owe me for your little lap dance"
It was along those lines don't really remember tbh
>tell him to fuck off
>stripper hops off and he grabs my arm to yank me out of chair
>4 jacked British soldiers start beating the ever living shit out of him
>"oi m8 lets go"
>they grab our id's out of his pocket and we scram
Not sure if banned but I'm not going back lol

>>731642558
4chan is actually banned in france, because a /pol/ack shared leaks of macrons bank

>>731642558

Banned from a pub near my college because I fucked the barkeep's daughter, then broke up with her because she tried to stab me.

Apparently I was being unreasonable.

This sjw blocked me on DA for being a 'pedo'.

http://camaricreations.deviantart.com

Their page gave me end stage cancer.

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>>731643906
I thought I opened with it

>>731643866
They just look like just your typical DA/Tumblr artist. I've seen artists with far more cancerous work.

>>731643866
That's some tumblr level shit right there. What is it with these fags drawing such ugly ass faces?

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>>731644088
how desperate was he to post that gif at the first opportunity even tho it made zero sense?

ex girlfriend has twin sister.
went down to visit her at college
twin sisters boyfriend mumbled something under his breath at me
I was drunk
I proceeded to break his nose and punch him in the face
dumb sorrority cunt called campus security
drove home 3 hours near blackout drunk
avoided being arrested
banned from campus forever
also admitted my love for twin sister while drunk
that is why she is now my ex gf hahaha among other reasons

>>731642558
Banned from a local pub for getting shitfaced and punching the manager.

>>731644368
You're a badass

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>>731642558
I'm banned from facebook for posting this

like, perma banned.

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>>731644771
I have a hard time believe that image would get you banned. I've seen plenty of FB memes of that nature.

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>>731644368
>drove home 3 hours near blackout drunk

3 hours? blackout drunk?

don't try to spice it up dirt.

>>731645052
straight up. no exxageration. anons post ending in 646 gets it

>>731645122
It was sarcasm. You didn't get it.

>>731643866
DA is full of fucking pedos

>>731644646
Sounds more like a jackass

>>731645183
good ive got the memory lol and the facts so thats all i need. you wouldnt understand anyways wouldnt expect you to .. im a muthafuckin g kid. Im only on here cuz i like pics of naked women but i saw this thread and thought it was a good chacne to share my story

>>731645298
part jackass part asshole whatever we all got our opinions right

The Yardhouse outside Fenway.

Hamplanet bouncer told me the bar was at capacity even though it clearly wasn't. I told him his fucking belt was beyond capacity and that the Red Sox are a fucking joke of an organization and Boston is nothing but Communists and alcoholic Irish faggots.

I'm not allowed there anymore so I go to the Oyster House a block away before games now.

>>731642558
Way back in like 2002 I got banned from the planet quake forums for posting a picture of Richard Simmons with the caption "Oopsie, you set off the gay alarm!"

>>731645352
>im a muthafuckin g kid

i'm going to jump out a window, i suggest you do the same.

>>731645352
You have the memory? The memory when you blacked out?...you are a dumb as fuck for driving after drinking

>>731645525
No ragrets

>>731645408
Tru that bruther. Keep ridin' high n keep'r wide open revved

>>731645595
i said near blackout you dumb cunts. and go jump out a window anon above... real recognize real. Im gunna live my life cuz im not a faggot

>>731645676
do i fucking know you lmao?!?!?

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>>731645525
Excuse the cancerous quality, something like this?

>>731645792
>real recognize real

i'd bet a months salary you actually talk like that irl and everyone you know laughs in your face.

>>731646059
il bet your mcdonalds salary ass that noone who knows me laughs in my face haha gimme that 800 a month

i have no respect for people that drive drunk

>>731646163
fair enough

>>731646053
Same spirit yeah. Despite it being that long ago, I'm pretty sure the background was bright white and he was wearing cooking attire, but I could be wrong. Regardless, it was pretty funny.

>>731642558
T. Rucker banned me from his channel because my nickname was Stupid Canadian.

>>731644368
heard a similar story what college?

>>731646163
don't be a total asshole anon, you only live once. i pick my kids up from school every day drunk and the teachers are clueless, i send my oldest into the store for smokes and the indian behind the counter just gives me a nod out the window like "sweet"

I have 2 dui's and cops are afraid of me.

>>731645881
U wish ;)

>>731646739
the motorcycle reference really makes me wonder....

>>731646661
>don't be an asshole
>i pick my kids up from school every day drunk
Fuck you, asshole.

>>731646661
Cops are afraid of you killing an innocent

Banned from outback steakhouse nation wide

>>731647329
if you found truth in my post i have a great book i would recommend you read, it's called the bible.

king james version tho, not all that retarded shit.

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>>731645352
>I suck dank logs, kiiid

Club penguin. I said nigger

>>731647994
bet you do

>>731645442
>Red Sox are a fucking joke of an organization and Boston is nothing but Communists and alcoholic Irish faggots.

meet me behind walmart you faggot, i'll suck your cock and bury you in a shallow gravel.

>>731647994
You should start a new thread about it and link it here.

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>>731648399
Why don't you go fuck your hat? Also, check'd

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>>731648399
Logged

4chan. That's it. Last one I remember:Saying something /pol/ on /co/.

I'll probably get banned from a game shop for ceasing to put up with their shit any day now, though.

>>731648399
is it a bot? is gook moot allowing this to happen? is 4chan becoming a click bait site?

do we need a shut down cleansing?

>>731647693
Brits have the best tabloids, got any more of these?

I was banned from my local blood donation clinic

>>731648763
kek
greentext?

>>731642558
Your isp and government are monitoring your internet activity http://www.vpnprogram.com

most big vanilla wow servers
>I like to fuck around with the pre 2.xx API
driving in Germany
>Speeding, and mary j in my blood, although I was not high
Local bar
>The owner is a massive faggot, so I told him

>>731643041
I was banned from wow 6 times. Lol once for excessive lolling.

>>731648900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ThQkrXHdh4

>>731648949
Got any trolling stories?

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Banned from a butcher shop
>pic related

>>731648975
That sucked, thank you

>>731646140
Salary workers make $12 and over in most states, I should know considering I work for $8.90 an hour and still make $1200 monthly. Whoever you're working for is fucking you. Besides, why do you have to talk to him like you have a baseball bat shoved up your ass or something?

>>731648807
>Herpes
>The end

>>731649322
like a river flows, surely to the sea.

suck a cock.

>>731649471
Oh. Did you know that >50 million Americans have genital herpes? Dirty pigs.

>>731649807
is that a correct percentage?

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I'm banned from the Wal-Mart right by my apartment for pulling my dick out.

Some buddies and I came up with a game where one person speaks to an employee and another stands behind the employee with their dick out.

There's a lot of team effort involved because the talker has to keep the employee distracted long enough without sounding like they're taking the piss and the one who holds their dick out... Well, has to hold their dick out, if the employee stops talking or the other guy puts his dick away the time is up. A third person times it and another group tries to beat that time.

An employee caught me with my dick out.

We were going on 4 minutes and 45 seconds.

I'm banned from the local mall because I used to work there years ago overnight as security guard and I got caught having sex in the Santa Claus sleigh at Christmas time in my defense it was after hours in the mall was closed but still

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>>731649996
This is fucking great

>>731649996
calling bullshit unless you post the pic, zero excuses can be made since you said pics were taken.

don't be a cunt.

>>731648807
>be me
>tall, deathly skinny slav
>Love my country and people, so I go to donate blood again after first time
>finish preliminary shit, lie in bloodsucker bed
>everything going normally until about 0.4 liters in
>fadeToBlack.gif
>barely staying conscious, notify vampire doctors
>they measure my blood pressure
>70/35
>"how are you even alive?"
>exact quote from the doc dracula after measuring for the forth time
>finish the half liter somehow without passing out
>as I was filling out some stuff and leaving, the life succ doctors come in
>"You are banned from this clinic for at least a couple of years. Don't come back until you've gained 20+ pounds"
>harsh.ogg
>I am a disappointment to my fellow serbs

first greentext, sorry for crap quality

>>731649967
The internet doesn't lie.

Got banned from a stripclub for spitting on a girl once

>>731650294
i can't argue with that.

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>>731650275
>you said pics were taken
Where did I say that?

>>731650277
Thank Mr. Skeltal

>>731650275
taking the PISS, not pics

>>731650701
i guess i'm the idiot.

Krispy Kreme 299 Cobb Pkwy S, Marietta, GA 30060

I nutted in a batch of donuts

>>731642558
Banned from local walmart for riding around on a scooter unplugging all the price check machines

>>731649807
>>50 million
>percentage
pffft

>>731650968
i always just assumed it was cum on top of krispy kreme and loved it.

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>>731650868
It's ok, anon, we all make mistakes.

>>731650718
kek

I'm banned from some hotel in Maryland because I took 4 flasks to a wedding that didn't serve alcohol. Every time they confiscated a flask I pulled out another one and the 4th one was a novelty flask that is one of the huge ones.

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>>731650275
Learn to read fahgit

>>731651696
fuck off

>>731651696
do you really think in this day and age a camera didn't catch it? considering he said it was planned? he said his buddies were in on it, and not one of them filmed it?

hard to believe.

>>731652199
>He films his friends with their dicks out

>>731652775
I know right, it could never happen.

I'm banned from a hotel in Corpus Christi

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I'm banned from heaven cause I've kinda committed a lot of sins

>>731643396
DA FUCK? Get some help bud.

>>731643611
kek. Oh I wish I most I ever saw on runescape was from minning like scrub and I ended up with 40/50m and stopped playing might get back into it. And I got hacked 2 times, because I was a dumb ass kid. Bank of 30m including items in RS3. I only played around with some free bots here and there. Nothing big scale, the free ones are crap. Well the ones I found.

>>731653953
Repent and get unbanned. As simple as that.

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>>731642558
Pic related its me

>>731654357
>please reply

>>731643834
Never knew that. hm..

>>731654357
Is that a picture for ants?

Banned for life from all Kroger locations because I took some xanax once and trashed a store when I got into a fight with my girlfriend that was trying to escort me around public all fucked up.

I wanted Kool-Aid Jammers

>Let's get the blue ones
>Nowait the purple ones
>"Just get both anon, your meds are kicking in."

Apparently I found that offensive and melted down. I'm no longer on xanax.

>>731645442
My guy right here.

>>731654357
You are quite the goofy looking cunt lol thanks for the laugh