W-welcome to Cooking with Alice3D! It's been a l-loooo

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oh yes neega

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Made a mocha
redblue

Seriously, you are getting hot as fuck

What the hell

>>731640180
Hola

Alice I prefer my food raw.

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hey ma'am! I was starting to worry. what's on the menu tonight?

>>731640180
I made you a milk shake with secret sauce ;)

CINCO DE MAYO COOKING WOO

not this tranny again

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Up you go! Cute outfit, by the way.

>>731640180
You look like a trap

great, Im starving!

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>>731640295
W-what?! GETTING?!

I've always b-been hot, you just haven't s-seen it!

>>731640349
Just late c-cuz this is a long one!

>>731640355
I am l-lactose intolerant.

>>731640317
Que tal?

>>731640367
B-but first, tea!

Let m-me select one for you <4

>>731640180
Hello, how are you this evening?

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I'm monitoring this thread.

Also, hi Alice!

look at Alice standing there looking Sexy in the kitchen. ;)

>>731640512
!nice tights

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>>731640180
>>731640512

Hey! cute apron time?

>>731640180
Did you know if you push your ass out and then angle your body slightly to one side it can create the illusion of much stronger hip curves when you take a picture straight on?

You should tell all your friends who are trying to pretend to be girls on the internet!

>>731640459
If only she were. Shoulders not wide enough :(

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Alice-chan cooking reminds me of how hungry I am. This Cirno will be getting food, but have fun everybody!

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>>731640460
H-hey starving, I'm Alice!

>>731640411
>>731640459
Thank y-you for your amazing compliments! Someday I h-hope to look as good as Louise!

>>731640534
*strikes pose as pouring you tea*

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o9knzxi4kE

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>>731640420
you say that like her other outfits aren't cute.
>>731640512
sounds good! I'm all for complex recipes!

>>731640512
I'm new to these threads, so you're probably right.

>>731640512
>I've always b-been hot, you just haven't s-seen it!
I hope some friday you'll wearing just that apron and a black lace thong

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You gotta do this in a tuxedo sometime

redblue

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>>731640180

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>>731640619
I'll be sure t-to inform them your hot tips, but I d-don't need them <4

>>731640611
T-that it is, and l-let me tell you Sky, this is a h-hell of a dish!

We're g-going to make some MOST EXCELLENT Mac and Cheese!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02yA1k1kuxy

>>731640684
I dont know if the dad jokes make you more or less hot, but Im gonna go with more

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>>731640691
I didn't say it like that at all!

>>731640684
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o9knzxi4kE
that was the first time I could hear the oriental-american in your voice

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>>731640777
T-that was basically today, but it's a body stocking <4

>>731640709
W-well come on in and s-sit a spell, sonny, while I c-cook you some delicious food!

>>731640864
W-wanna make me a mom then, sailor~? <4


Okay, enough f-flirting, you are going to need t-the following ingredients f-for your delicious smokey tasting mac and cheese!

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>>731640877
Hi Reimu!
>>731640843
Is.. there going to be A LOT of cheese? Will I need fiber gummies after this? (sounds great though!)

Happy Sinco De mayo everyone

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>>731640843
your disrespectful towards Muslims with your bacon Alice

>>731640684
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o9knzxi4kE
Thank you for posting here Alice, your threads comfort me like a warm blanket.

Hey Alice! I like the apron today!
Also, you do tea time a lot. Any favorite teas?

>>731640512
good thing it's soy milk ;) and spunk

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>>731640843
i love you alice

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>>731640982

>>731640843
>>731640982
bacon mac and cheese eh

might stick around

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>>731640843
I'm really looking forward to seeing how you make this, I love me a good Mac and cheese.

I-I just wish I had some to make

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>>731641002
Hey.

>>731640843
you eat some hearty foods Alice. Do you let out loud, smelly farts?

>>731640512
Strip you faggot

>>731640180
>shoulders wider than hips

Sigh

Thanks to whoever sent me Civ 5.

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Do you do stuff like this outside cooking threads? Most people I know don't like mac and cheese for some reason

>>731640180

You want to ride a big black dick. Don't you.

>>731640982
I don't think I have anything on that list.

>>731640982
Yeah you gotta wear stuff like this more often Alice. It looks great on you.

>>731640877
Maybe you should wear something cute sometime, Reimu

>>731640843
This would be a lot easier to jerk off to if you were a little less obvious about it. Maybe remove some of the background reference points so its harder to tell that the angle is faked. Like that apron is tight so you can tell that you're bending at the hip from the fold. Now if you wore a looser apron the fold wouldn't be apparent. Take a fucking art class or something, learn some perspective cues. Then I could suspend disbelief for long enough to finish.

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>>731640349
Hi!

Mantis

Alice, why do you never show your face?

>>731641318
Psycho Mantis!?

redblue

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>>731640180
why must I waste my time here I d-don't w-want to w-waste my time here, but there is a j-job to be done, a-and somebody's gotta do it

Rally, anons. We must purge the cancer.

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>>731640975
>oriental
W-what the fuck is this, the 1950's? I'm asian d-dear, ASIAN.

>>731641002
Yes, I t-took a whole jar and it w-worked marvelously and t-that is also why I am late.

>>731641042
I'm atheist and h-have no fucks to give!

>>731641070
*gives a warm buttery hug* G-glad to be of service!


Okay, s-so let's get the basic task at hand out of t-the way. I'm sure no one here knows h-how to make such a rich fulfilling dish, so I'm g-gonna lay it ALLLLL out f-for you children!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m2Oe03Yg4a

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>>731641306
Woooow...

>>731641182
>shoulders wider than hips
>he wrote that while being in a Michelin Man shape
>????

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>>731640180

>>731640180
I'm warming up to Alice's threads, there is a pleasant, comfy feel to them.

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>>731641325
No reason to, dimbus!

>>731641389
W-well....cuter I mean!

....Please don't hit me.

>>731641364
Wow I could mount myself on your shoulders if I wanted.

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>>731641170
I d-do not! Also most of t-these aren't for me dear, I eat much m-more refined meals.

Like completely unseasoned baked chicken.

>>731641172
I'm a g-girl <4

>>731641182
Except t-they aren't <4

>>731641242
M-my schedule is on my patreon: alicemargatroid


S-sorry, here are the rest of the instructions <4

>>731640180
Hello!

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>>731641182
Have you ever seen a human woman? It's been known to happen. They don't all look like Neolithic fertility idols.

Though this is totally a dude... so, guess the point stands.

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>>731640877
Chek'd

Reimu!!!!!!
Damn glad to see you!!!!

Mantis

>>731641404
This means. Alice here, is a trap, plus I weigh 178lbs, 6'1"

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>>731641364
your not asian if you dont eat rice twice a day

>>731641364
Asians girls don't look like that. You look more European.

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>>731641532
find another board, tripfag

>>731641364
Are you a man.....?

>>731641501
Well I meant do you eat stuff like this, lol

>>731641559
thats racist

>>731641501
>I'm a g-girl <4

Proofs needed

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>>731641501

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>>731641501
>titty gap

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>>731641267
How s-sad for you!

>>731641316
I t-try my best <4

>>731641306
*blinks* D-dear, I just shoot this straight out; there is l-literally nothing fake about any of this.

>>731641325
Because I'm n-not an attention whore dear <4


N-now for the best part! And the f-first part!
Both the best and first part!
BACON!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14aNgIC37If

>>731641547
so literally a toothpick at that height. Got it

>>731641688
I hate failed traps...

>>731641644
There's already proof you nigger, look at the tits. Men that thin don't tits, go to your room!

redblue

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>>731641356
No.
Just Mantis
Sorry for the confusion

Mantis

>>731641599
>Anonymous
>tripfag

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>>731641459
*arm punch*

>>731641532
Glad you're glad to see me. What's up?

Do chicken with pineapple

>>731641501
T-this is getting lewd! (Please don't stop)

>>731641702
>Scissors

Ahhhhhhhh wtf

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KILL ALL HOMOSEXUALS AND TRANSGENDERS

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>>731641433
*smiles serenely* I'm g-glad <4

>>731641492
I'll p-pass!

>>731641518
Hello m-my lovely! How are y-you doing tonight?

>>731641547
Too bad I'm n-not <4 I'm sure you'd l-love to wack it t-to me if I had a dick, but sadly, you got blue balled son!


What is m-mac and cheese without cheese? A miserable p-pile of lies, that's what! IT'D JUST BE MACARONI!

So cut that cheese up.

>>731641740
fuck you faggot I need more proof

>>731641705
Yeah, I used to run track, till I BTFO my knees playing WR in HS

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>>731641769
He signed it Mantis, faggot

you wanna be known by a name or a tag, go find another board. fuck yourself

>>731641570
skin tone is definitely more white looking than asian, though it's hard to tell with the shit camera.

>>731640684
>Takes a sip of the tea

Thanks for the Delish Tea Love <3

>>731641702
good god! I'm getting turned on by Alice's cooking show. I feel so dirty right now

>>731641792
What about bisexuals?

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>>731641763

redblue

>>731641773
Ow. That hurt.

Jeez you're stronger than you look.

>>731641821
I'm doing well.

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>>731641702
this is so sad .

>>731641792
>He says this while posting weeb cartoons

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>>731641702
Wait, why is it bad to use a knife for Bacon?

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>>731641559
Okay.
>>731641570
Okay.
>>731641601
Nope!
>>731641627
And y-yet....


Now m-mix in a little bit of green onions for t-taste....

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>>731641821
>using a meat knife to cut cheese

This is why men are superior to women.

>>731641832
ask loli then o3o

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This shit will end.

>>731641501
To much attention for a boy pretending to be a grill.

Did anon forget tits or gtfo?

>>731641821
Look can you just pull down your pants already, I need to know

>>731641955
Wew

>>731641955
ALICE PLS

redblue

>>731641740
hrt is a thing you fucking namefag.

>>731641856
He looks white to me. Asian people have more petite bodies. But you're absolutely right about the camera being shit.

>>731641773
Hey, 'Mu.
I'm getting ready for work. Doing the 10p to 6a. Eating a Cotto Salami and Provolone sandwich and a ginger ale.

How are you feeling? Your schedule still tough? Any headache?

Mantis

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>>731641791
P-porblem?

>>731641792
I'm j-just bi, does t-that mean I get life in prison?


Now m-make a mixture of flour and butter in order t-to give it a bit of texture!

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>>731641904
I get a lot of iron in my diet.

>>731642051
That's not namefagging, you silly summer schooler!

redblue

Alice, I want to push you down against the table while I spank you and nibble your neck.

>>731641955
You're doing it all wrong.


fucking kill me

Ah I see the hormone therapy is going well, well enough that you are braving gloveless hands, it won't work.

>>731641963
I was half expecting scissors...

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>>731641877
I'm g-glad to have been of assistance!

>>731641879
Keep it in y-your pants BECAUSE I AM ABOUT TO BLOW YOU
R MIND

MILK MOTHER F-FUCKERS! ADD IT!

Does a cat girl excite you?

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>>731642093
Holy shit go die

God help me I will start posting things worse

Wouldn't it be better for you if you do a normal youtube chanell about cooking. They are a lot of this chanell and ppl like to watch it. Best if you would do some of your own inventions recipes.

>>731642119
Pull your pants down already, no need to show your face.

>>731642168
Sonata?

>>731642111
>>731642088
>>731642055
>>731642219
What the fuck?

>>731642119
I am sexually objectifying the hell out of you right now, Alice. Good lord.

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>>731641306
Insulting my dear, Reimu-chan. The punishment is execution.

>>731642138
Oh yeah, I do too. I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning. Feels good to have a healthy diet.

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>>731642197
scissor, milk, mind blowing... this is getting intense...

>>731642219
wow ok edgelord666
settle down, also, I've seen worse, you're doing a rly bad job of spamming

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Alice2 has a little dick :3

>>731642265
Newfag, can't even handle this old shit

>>731642119
>does t-that mean I get life in prison?
yes, the prison of my heart

Alice! It's been months since I've seen one of your threads, and I've had a shitty day, and a shitty life, frankly, so it warms my heart to see another of of these threads.
<3 love you alice <3

>>731640180
protip: women don't stand with their knees locked together they naturally have wide hips

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>>731641917
I'm g-glad <4

>>731641952
P-people get upset when I use knives!

>>731641963
See? L-look how butthurt this man is! I did this....

*pats picard* It's okay, it's j-just a thread! Calm down!

>>731641987
N-not a boy <4

>>731642007
I t-told you, I'm a girl <4


Now, c-carefully, with the max precision your basement dweller h-hands can provide.

ADD. THE. CHEESE.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GAquZS1btb

>>731642333
Trips wouldn't lie to me right?

>>731642119
Hot
But what is your endgame posting here on B?
Teach people stuff, fan base creation attempts, some sort of money grab plan in future?

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>>731642265
Welcome to the internet, some of us were born after 9/11
>>731642311
You stupid cunts will keep bumping it, I'm just eating up the image limit and drawing attention away from the colossal faggotry of OP.

Deal with it.

>>731642141
It takes a special level of retarded to understand that tripfags and namefags are hated for identifying themselves on an anonymous imageboard and then to identify yourself by name but think its ok because you put it in a different field.

>>731642265
welcome

>>731642421
What's your opinion of the French election tomorrow? Le Pen or Macron?

>>731642197
Holy fuck thats a big bottle of milk...

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>>731642289
Do nails taste better than dirt, you think? Maybe I should sprinkle some in my bowl to spice it up.

so when is she going to be naked? >>731640180

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>>731642445
ur still doing a rly bad job tho

>>731641955

Your complete inability to use a knife correctly continues to crack me up every time.

<3

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>>731642219
Now then, what seems to be the problem here?

>>731642509
HAve you never seena jug of milk before are you fuckin canadian you better tell me rite now

>>731642387
>has never seen a military formation
Nigguh you're just retarded. I've had female squad members pass out because they lock their knees.

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>>731642075
S-she dear <4

>>731642168
Whew! T-this post nearly gave m-me the vapors!

>>731642170
W-with the knife?

>>731642184
Sorry d-dear, I don't take hormones <4

>>731642237
I'm n-not an attention whore dear <4 This is my home, and I am t-teaching /b/ how to cook!

>>731642243
I'm n-not even wearing pants!


F-for this step, I will g-give you no warning. You are on your own.

Good luck.

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>>731640180
.

>>731642559
In New Zealand the biggest you can get at most places is like 3 litres - Normally just 2 litre bottles.

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>>731642421

>>731642446

It takes an even higher level of retarded to complain about it when one might just leave the thread that they aren't contributing to.
redblue

>>731642512
It's a bit harder to eat but the nutritional value more than makes up for the hassle.

I recommend adding milk though. Really softens them up.

>>731642275
Wait no pls. We're friends now see?!?

>>731642631
This looks like it's gonna be real tasty!

>>731642712
Go away, Erio

>>731642421
Doesn't sound like a trap and the cleavage looks good for a slim girl.

>>731642548
That's correct form if they were using a chefs knife, instead of the straight Asian ones.

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>>731642271
I AM A S-STRONG INDEPENDENT YELLOW WOMAN AND Y-YOU WILL RESPECT ME AS I COOK IN THE KITCHEN BAREFOOT!

>>731642304
Q-quick, wipe my forehead!

>>731642345
I'll t-take the electric chair please.

>>731642387
Protip: I'm l-like Tali Zora bitch, m-my hips don't lie!

Now, f-for this step, you'll w-want to spoon over everything into a b-big mess like I did!

But do it in a better, more tasteful fashion.

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>>731642421
Huh they sound like silly people if a little ol knife bothers them :v

Anyway, I kinda feel like shit so thanks for the thread <3

>>731642631
>I'm n-not even wearing pants!
Leggings, whatever

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>>731642275
Yay! At least Cirno appreciates me!

What's up, Cirno?

>>731642598
What? Everyone has a danger of passing out if they lock their knees and stand up in the wrong way, I'm saying women don't stand with their knees turned inward as hard as possible like OP is doing to make it look like (s)he has wider hips.

>>731640843
OOO GURL YOU MUST LIVE IN TEXAS IF YOU MAKING ME THAT.
im now in love <3

>>731640180

You god damn annoying Wapanese you.

Why did you use the wrong knife to cut the cheese, hopefully there was no meat product on the knife and was washed thoroughly or else food poisoning incoming.

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>>731642712

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>>731642631
... not wearing pants.....
>>731642800
hold on I have to wipe mine!

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>>731642421
>N-not a boy <4

I really dont understand the point of trolling a cooking thread guys, shes clearly a girl and this recipe rocks.

Now sit the fuck down, learn something and enjoy the food/thread.

>>731642816
Hey, redblues appreciate you too!
...
...
Too bad the local autisms are really distracting

>>731642800
>I'll t-take the electric chair please.
alice is a fucking savage

>>731642631
Why are you here on the worst board on 4chan?
I understand its fun to do such things, youre even preparing webm's and shit for this but im curious what the long term goal is.

I did like 2 weeks of dumpster diving Hard drive exploring threads here and it was a lot of fun, we got some nudes. But still youre investing much energy in this.

>>731640180
You watch Better Call Saul?

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>>731642436
I've b-been posting for six years dear.
I cook, I help Anonymous w-with psychological problems, I d-do it for the l-love of /b/

Silly Anon <4

>>731642499
Macron k-kind of sounds like macaroni, so that one!>

>731642509
I'm an adult, I c-can pour milk!


Carefully, very carefully, stir the cheese. Do not t-taunt the cheese. To do s-so will incur its wrath.

>>731642631
what did you reach for at the end of this webm?

>>731642800
Confirm your asian heritage. Show a close up of your eye brow.

t. Hapa

>>731640180
i find this pleasantly disturbing

>>731642421
What's with the 4 at the end of your hearts girl

>>731642947
You tease

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>>731642728
It's too late. I must avenge my Reimu-chan. Duel me, peasant!

>>731642816
Of course! I'm very good, summer vacation has began. How are you, Reimu-chan!?

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>>731642548
I aim t-to please.

>>731642644
G-god I wish.

>>731642758
W-why yes it is!

>>731642778
Might b-be because I'm a girl <4


Now, b-before you bake, there is one extra step okay? ONE STEP.

Do not forget it.

>>731642947
show us your adams apple

>>731642719
I'm not trying to contribute, I'm calling you fucking retarded.

>>731642924
Some people can't face reality, so they alter their perceptions to closer fit an unattainable fantasy, an easy way to do this is to get on the internet and pretend to be the little girl. They want nothing more than to be told their false reality is true.

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>>731640180
>OC like this

What the fuck. I thought we put a ban on decent content ten years ago.

>>731642644
nobody wants to smoke your drugs. I suggest you take your dope and go elsewhere

>>731642197
you remind me of women i dream of. i have a nice dream of women . lovely hair. nice soothing lovely voice. very loving nature. and Very calm.

and when i wake up. i remember i seen no face on them in my dream. i have no idea what she looks like ( not that it matters what she looks like ) but it's always nice too see a face too the woman in my dreams ( to be clear i been having these dreams for years before coming on this website ) so long before i knew You Existed Alice.

Hey Alice, I'm TK.
How goes it?

>>731643087
or maybe she wants to help anonymous cook

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>>731642803
My p-pleasure!

>>731642809
are y-you even looking at the posts?

>>731642843
NYC d-dear <4

>>731642885
S-sorry to disappoint love!

>>731642904
P-please, I'm an internet l-love machine!

>>731642924
I've b-been doing this for six years dear, lurk moar!


*link opening chest noise* DUN DUNNNAAA DUNNNNN!

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Alice2 has histrionic personality disorder.

>>731643066
I don't own an apron, would this entire process still work if I were to do it naked, or is the apron necessary?

>>731643066
Show us a close up of your eyes plz

>>731643142
>woman
>>731643071


>>731643087
yea but this doesnt look like ageism shit or something like that

>>731643125
Not everyone got the memo

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>>731642728
Milk?! Who can afford milk?!

>>731643052
Not so great, but I'll get over it. What's summer vacation, precious?

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sounds like a nice recipe, ma'am! I'll be sure to give it a try sometime.
personal preference, though, try less scallions and a bit of ground mustard instead. gives it a nice, subtle kick to complement the sharp cheddar.

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>>731643085
You dim bastard, but you're bumping the thread!
Finish fapping faster and go straight to bed.

alice you're so cute and amazing i love you
(platonically)

>>731640180
>tfw I'd rather just eat Alice

>>731643200
your shoulders look kind of wide.
Like double head width wide.
Like a dudes shoulders.

>>731642947
HEY YOU
I LIKE YOUR APRON
ME GUSTA/10

where are shanghai & hourai

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>>731643008
M-my laptop.

>>731643035
Because I l-love you one more!

>>731643071
D-don't have one, I'm one of t-those eves <4

>>731643087
I'm n-not a little girl, I'm a b-big one! Look at m-me use a stove all on my own!

>>731643204
Try h-harder <4

>>731643209
Protip: I did this as a naked apron thread at first and got burned. Don't do it.

Use an apron.

>>731643290
I'll add t-that to the recipe, thank you <4


Alright c-children! How is t-the meal?

>>731643350
I'm sure there'll be a recipe on that eventually. Just hang in there.

>>731643284
*Hands milk*

Here, on the house. And just so you know I appreciate you too, just show it in a different way.

>>731643052
Ah dang. Well, guess we all gotta die sometime. En garde!

>>731643429
with a cream pie four dessert

>>731643402
You're a little girl that needs Daddy's approval, say it and get the cries out

>>731643200
>are y-you even looking at the posts?
No I-I am l-looking at your cleavage, give me something else interesting to look at.

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>>731643384
H-hey hey, you you!
I l-like your apron!
Yes way, yes way,
MEEHEHEEE GUSTAAAA!

>>731643359
No t-they really don't <4

>>731643335
Love y-you too <4

>>731643386
Setting up m-my stream!


So Anonymous, h-how was it?!
Lay it on m-me, I'm a b-big girl, I c-can take it!

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>>731643350
Don't eat Alice-chan, I'd be sad!

>>731643284
Feel better soon! This Cirno-chan will do everything in her power to help.
It's that time of the year where I melt! Gensokyo have mercy upon this ice fairy.

Dissing now, Geo data is in webmaster, gimme 30 seconds

LOVE THIS SO MUCH!! KEEP DOING THIS PLS!

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>>731640180
Damn Alice, you look fine as fuck today

Lol ur a pathetic retard

>>731643511
It was amazing, Alice. Thanks for the great meal <3

>>731643402
>
I'm insanely curious about you. I would do almost anything to know if you're a boy or girl, and which you were biologically born as.
Why do you hide your face?
also, do you have the naked apron shots?

You're still a god damn Wapanese.

>>731643066
is paprika spicy?

>>731643511
>That muscular arm
faggot

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>>731643511
It looks great!

DOX NEARLY FINISHED

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>>731643502
S-sorry, Kermit isn't m-my dad <4

>>731643510
Well, y-you can watch me on stream soon <4

>>731643520
D-did you mean to say doxxing?


Alright d-darlings, that is m-my show!
I'll b-be streaming on Twitch if you want to s-see more of me: CeltyPlays

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Oewj3bG7PH

>>731643402
"I did this as a naked apron thread at first and got burned."

God dammit! I want to see more lewd Alice!

TK here, food sounds good. Just got here a bit ago. Awesome recipes though

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>>731643204
She scares me
-squeezes my watermelon-

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>>731643511
double head rule.

hmrrr

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>>731643635
Yeah no woman has ever had arm muscles ever.

>>731641792
Kill all autistic weaboos who can't make their own thread. I already btfo one trans hate thread today.

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>>731643516
Everyone who loves me melts away! What a world!

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>>731643658

>>731643655
>Well, y-you can watch me on stream soon <4
>twitch

Use a better site

>>731643757
HRNRNRNNGH I always forget how fucking good Sarah Connor looks.

>>731643757
Except that the rest of her is very slim.

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>>731643655
Can you call Kermit here, please?

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>>731643460
You dare not back down against Cirno-chan's greatness!? A foolish soul!!

>>731643780
Silly, Reimu-chan!! This Cirno-chan lives to be with Reimu-chan, so I will survive no matter what!!

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>>731643609
I am f-female, and I am n-not an attention whore <4

Contact information:
Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon (for schedule): alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Youtube: celtyplays
Instagram: nanopup
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

H-hope to see you in my stream!

>>731643402
Have you got Pepsi instead of Coke?

>>731643915
... how do i go about seeing your face?

Thank you Alice, keep it up, world needs more people like you. It's always a treat when I can catch one of your threads.

>>731644049
Check her patreon, its a reward tier

>>731643915
how can you upload shit to b and stream at the same time

>>731643915
Nice, you'll get banned if you ask for donations directly on 4chan but you can link to sites that ask for donations. Reported, and I hope you go to hell or live in poverty.

>>731644097
shes has bots for everything

>>731644122
she didnt ask for donations literally anywhere in that faggot

>>731643218
nope. Women. they are different in variation each dream. just with no face. if it was one person looking the same all the time with no face THEN it's woman

>>731644200
>>731644133


>>731644097

>>731644168
What is a fucking patreon you dick sucking toad

>>731644085
if you miss her threads, check her patreon for her schedule

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>>731644133
she's got so much energy because she loves us all.

>>731643402
>sees Can of Coke

wait .. what happened too the tea ? :o

>>731644309
have you actually looked at it? its made exclusively out of things people have asked her for. its a joke newfag lurk moar

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>>731640180
kys alice you stupid cunt.

>>731642800

My gf is asian. You are most definitely not asian. You are wearing a wig though I think.

>>731644488
>you are wearing a wig

Are you fucking Sherlock Holmes fam?

>>731644488
oh wow i didnt know all asians were fucking identical you faggot

>>731644133
Others post her or as her and get some money for it, this allows more money to be generated by nerds while the actual "performer" does less.
>Hey Bill I have a pretty successful racket going where I dress as a girl and get losers to pay my rent, I'll give you thirty bucks to post on my thread and post positive things so other people think I'm "sweet" or whatever
>Sure, I'll get Stacy and Chad to help out too
Just like that

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>>731644488
/thread

I'm a quarter azn and she doesn't look azn to me either

>>731644488
She wears a wig for the alice cosplay

>>731644384
Yeah, Trump is a joke too, just ignore the bad things and they go away, actually give money to the bad things and they'll go away I promise bro it's just a joke XD
McFucking kill yourself

>>731644089
So call I have to do is donate $10,000 a month?

She's going to slip up at some point and get consumed by the fame. I'll just wait it out until some anon catches her.

>>731644617
Aren't you like a shitty person tho?

>>731644572
are you the conspiracy cultist person?

>>731644680
hahaha look at this fucking newfag doesnt even lurk moar

>>731644770
shes been doing this for six years. hasnt slipped.

>>731642311
Yeah, for real, this is /b/. You think we're not desensitized to gore yet. Toplol.

Also, I love you, Alice

I really did enjoy this, and I like your voice.
I'd put a ring on it.

>>731644770
unlikely

>>731644822
It's not a conspiracy it's normal business practice, it isn't a conspiracy that tobacco companies used to give out free cigarettes to kids to make them addicted, but anybody who accused them of it at the time wasn't believed because of its 'outlandishness'

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>>731644544

It's almost like I've been to a few east asian countries visiting her family and I might have seen one or two others.

Also... Asians stateside hang out with other Asians mostly. If you date an Asian girl, you will meet a lot of Asian people.

>>731644542

Yep, and it's not to hide black hair.

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>>731644796
No not really. why?

>>731644946
come to her twitch stream then: celtyplays
you can hear her talk all night!

>>731645003
Yeah you are, ask anyone who knows about you

>>731642559
In Canada milk comes in bags

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>>731644968
her hair IS black though

>>731644968
its almost like you cant identify asian girls then...

>>731645103
now where's the nude apron vids?

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>>731645078
I'm pretty genuine and honest with my feelings. I love to help people and be there for them.

>>731641821
.... Alice cut the cheese ....

>>731645229
she didnt post them read her fucking post

if you want them though, email her and ask her to add it as a reward level

>>731644870
fucking 6 years?
the first time i saw an alice thread was like a month ago.

Why?! Why is somebody doing that

>>731645283
and killing dogs to achieve orgasm

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>>731645334
That's absolutely false.

>>731640180
have you exposed your naked body yet?

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>>731645324
here is a post from her, where she doxxes herself, SIX YEARS AGO.

so if you are expecting her to slip, fucking LOL

>>731645428
go away dog killer you promised not to post in Alice's threads anymore

>>731645470
>izumi

she sounds like a stacey or pamella.

The hell with this weabo shit

>>731645428
Why would you do that you actually make me sick and i don't know you, if you did that i would seriously fuck your face dude

Alice is currently streaming on Twitch: celtyplays
Come join in and listen to her beautiful jersey accent!

>>731645629
shes half japanese

>>731645334
Some shitty people in here. I see Alice in here even when not OP. What are your favorite /b/ threads?

>>731642170
i know, right? If the stumbling letters in E-every fucking sentence weren't enough to poke a screwdriver in my eye s-socket, then we have to watch her stumble with a knife. I'm surprised she has time to eat after the time it takes just to prep for dinner.

>>731645715
im half pope.

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>>731645566
Do you have a cap of me saying that..?
>>731645650
I never did that, I love animals so much because they make me happy

>>731645870
I'm the anti-pope.

>>731645928
yep. several.

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>tfw Alice will never flog you

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>>731645629
>>731645715
Half-Japanese / Half-Vietnamese (maybe it was Korean) IIRC

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>>731645964
I'm only here to talk to Sonata anyway, I'm not in anyone's way.

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>>731640180

Alice I have something I want you to taste. I want you to taste my sweaty cock and balls. I want you to guzzle down my fermented nut butter. In fact, I want you to get down on your knees in your stupid little breaking bad apron that you probably think is so cute, open your mouth and stick out your tongue while I unzip my pants and let that musky man sausage flop out onto your whore face. Then we'll spread the sweat sauce across the serving plate that is your face. A nice fat ripe man sausage is perfect for that! Then you can tell me thank you in your dumb ass retard stutter voice and I'll grace your taste buds with a thick link of dick meat wedged into your mouth till my pubes are tickling the inside of your nose. You'll swallow the entire thing in one go you fucking slut pig, which is good cause for the next hour your taste buds will be assaulted by the salty taste of a fat dick contorting your throat to its shape. The sloppy wet sounds of spit covered balls slapping against your chin. Oh but wait, fucking Alice3D the pig slut can't contain herself and eats all of the nut butter. Sucking it down like the little slut she is. Even when the dick is forcibly pried from her throat she won't let go and takes a load of cream to the face. Mouth open, tongue hanging out, practically beginning for more dick and jizz. With that dish ruined, the only way to salvage this desert is a nice cream pie! So Alice3D turns around and bends over showing her ugly fat ass, spreading her pussy open. That cum and spit coated cock pressing into her twat till those balls are pressed against her. Alice3D squeals like a happy whore and says "N-now, to m-make a cream p-pie, we j-just need to add a b-big dick, which is w-where we'll get the c-cream! M-make sure to f-fuck that slutty p-p-pussy!" Her face against the floor while her body rocks back and forth. Hips hitting against her ass. Finally a load of cum is added to her insides and is pulled out of her.
>cont.

>>731645995
ask her to add it to her patreon reward levels

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>>731646078
You write a lot

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>>731646176
But not to Cirno-chan!?