Gordon Ramsay is holding a gun to your head. He's going

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>>731636370
>do you survived?

>>731636370
>cuts off head with gun

>>731636620
>>731636718
KeK

>>731636370
>holding gun
>going to cut your head off if he doesnt like the last thing you ate
>cut your head off with a gun

just fuck me up

>>731636370
>carnitas burritos
>wet and sweet
>slightly spicy

I'm a dead man

where were you when op was decapitate with gun

No. Think my chicken was a little raw in the middle. Feel sick....

>>731636873
are you op

>decapitate with gun

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>>731636370
It wuz these infused with truffle oil

>>731636370
I'm fasting.

Your move, Ramsay.

>>731636370
I had a cheese burger with a greasy bun, A1 steak sauce, half an order of onion rings in it, and just sooo much bacon.

He's known to enjoy comfort food now and then.

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>>731636999
trips checked

>>731636869
>carnitas
Fucking based.
I like the cut of your jib good sir.

>>731637093
You can still have a LAST thing you ate, buttmunch

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No

>>731637117
>A1
you're a dead guy

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>>731636370
he can't hate me this shit is too fucking good. it's a chocolate cake blended into a shake.

he'll love it

>>731637323
looks like gordon is coming with his gun to cut your head off then

>>731637531
Well what's wrong with it?

>>731636370
Fuck off Ramasay, I had the leftover botox injection fluid you put in your wrinkled face m8.

Ugly bastard

>>731636370
Dead thread, time to assimilate

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>>731638155

>>731637093
Fag xD

>>731636370
I ate white truffle mac and cheese. I feel as if he'd mortally wound me but the truffle oil might save my life.

Cheeseburgers with chips and salsa. I think I might be OK.

>>731637093
Doesn't matter, OP said the last thing you ate. Doesn't matter if it was today or 2 weeks ago.

>>731638442
No dude you're dead. There is no way Ramsay would approve of such a disastrous alamgamation.

>>731636370
Skinny pop, i'm fuckin dead

>>731638505
Amalgamation

>>731638221
>1KB image file

>>731636370
Gordon Ramsay ball sauce.
Would he care?

>>731638602
Ants need to see shit too

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>>731638221

>>731636370
He's going to cut my head off with a gun? Fuck outta here.

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99.9 percent of the human race dies except for Marco Pierre White

>elbow macaroni with cheese sauce
he likes it. i'll tell him my oven is broken, so that's why I didn't bake it.

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>>731638948
kek

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PAN
NICE AND HOT
OLIVE OIL
IN
HEAD
OFF

Ha jokes on you I don't eat food

I get all the energy I need through photosynthesis

a fresh vagina casserole

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>>731636370
>Chicken gochujang with black beans and green onion, served with rice

>>731640879
dead

>>731640879
Ah! Fellow vagitarian I see?

>pepperoni pizza from papa john's and off-brand vanilla cola

how fucked am i /b/

>>731636370
The last thing OP ate was cock.

>>731641395
not true. that's just what they call it, what I really did was suck a dick.

>>731641091
I have selective tastes. Only the finest fresh off the boat from the far East for me!

>>731641910
I am also into the Asian persuasion. Also some fine southwest and Mexican puntang tastes fantastic on occasion.

>>731642880
Those are fine selections indeed, sir.

>>731638444
trips of truth

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>>731636370
>cut my head off
>with a gun
>do you survived

>>731636370
The last thing I consumed was a glass of water and some strong Percocets. And if his tolerance is like mine and he took as much as me then he is probably pretty happy right now. I'm fine.

>>731643400
>you fuCKING genius i-i oughta give you some of my micheline stars

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>>731638602
get on my level

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>>731643545

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>>731643700

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>>731636370
I hope Gordon likes my cum

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>>731643776

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>>731643458
Thanks Mr. Ramsey. I'm about to powder up some more for another hard and fast hit. Would you like me to whip some up for you too while I'm at it?

>>731636370
have some pizza from an Idaho only company

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>>731643858
enough

>>731643873
Hydro?

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Meatloaf
No, not that meatloaf.
I stand a 50/50 chance.

>>731644082
Switching up but yeah. Just had the last of my Percocet and now I'm working on the hydro. Had surgery for kidney stones two days ago, been dealing with then for weeks. The pain pills are the only thing keeping me alive lately

>>731644235
Yeah damn that must be painful. Love those painkillers though. Did they give you any shots of dilaudid (hydromorphone) in the hospital by chance? That is a feeling that is beyond description. Literally throws your head back and all you feel is pure pleasure for like 5 minutes. Kind of like a non-sexual orgasm if that makes any sense.

>>731636370
I feel like ramsay doesn't like flaming hot Cheetos. I guess he would have to decapitate me with that gun of his.

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>>731645420
Nah they knocked me out with gas, though they gave me some kind of opiate injection right when I woke up so I'd be able to make it home. Drink water often and don't take in too much soda or salt man. Kidney stones are the worst pain I've ever experienced, and I've broken bones and had a shard of metal go through my arm once. It's the fucking worst. They put a tube up your dick and then you get to pull it out yourself in a few days. I finally removed mine yesterday. I would post a picture I have of it but it says the file size is too large. If you know the height of a smart water bottle, the stent is longer that it by like 2-3 inches and the thickness is thicker than a pen ink cartridge. They put it waaaaay up your dick. Way up in there. It sucks ass.

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>>731646199

>>731646199
Well he's an asshole if he doesn't like flaming hot cheetos. I don't trust anyone that doesn't like them. I vote that you live.

>>731646341
Oh Jesus Christ. I can't even. My groin hurts just reading this. I guess it could be my herpes too.

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Im doomed guys

>>731646491
>I can't even.
girl detected
tits or else

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Cajun hot chicken sandwich from a new Orleans kitchen. Shit costed me $14 I hope I didn't kill by gun decapitation, was fucking delicious

>>731646491
They were calling my tubedick on here for a few days, I posted a picture then. I threw it away or I'd post another for the disgust factor. Been pissing just about pure blood since the surgery and that'll happen for a week more or so. Seriously man. Watch the soda and salt. You DONT want a kidney stone. The pills are the only reason I'm able to do anything at all. I have to get help out of bed and off the chair. At work I have to have a cane to help me get up. Just a week or so more hopefully.

Banana

Also OP how do you behead somebody with a gun?

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>>731636370
I hope he likes his daughter.

>>731636370
Only if he likes pussy.

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Does pussy count?

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>>731649127
jesus christ get these beta fucks out of my /b/

>>731646638
No, just an autismo faglord. Sorry for the confusion friendo.

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>>731643826

>>731636370
>holding a gun
>cut your head off
>with a gun
>do you survived?

Here's your (you).

>>731636370
Your isp and government are monitoring your internet activity http://www.vpnprogram.com

Trump supporter here. I fuck with Gordan. He's a good man. We go way back

Oh no a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole im fucked

>>731636999
>999 please state your emergency?
>THIS FAG ON 4CHAN GOT TRIPS!
>A first response officer had been dispatched to your location sir.

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>>731636370
uh...I literally just finished a cheap store bought pizza...easily 2 weeks old.