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Any med fags on got black out drunk in Florida woke up with pic

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Any med fags on got black out drunk in Florida woke up with pic related burns and oozes can't say for sure if it's poison ivy or sumac
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if it's on your dick call a doctor
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Would like an opinion yes my grammar is terrible
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>>731631511
no medfag but im sure scratching will help
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>>731631591
Not on my dick
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>>731631511
you got the shit stung out of you by fire ants
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>>731631511
nice pimples better pop those
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>>731631640
Lick it, if it tastes sweet you're good. Source- my grandad was a doctor for 50 years.

If it isn't sweet the skin has hardened over and you should hold a lighter to it- the skin is hardened so you won't feel anything.
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>>731631644
No shit
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>>731631511
Uhh dude that's bubonic plague, Im not even joking. You need to go see a doctor ASAP. It is treatable but you better get your ass to a doctor real quick.
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>>731631902
buboes are MUCH larger and don't have white heads
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>>731631902
This
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>>731631511
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>>731631511
If it burns, could be joe pie weed. If you so much as look at thid plant, it will fuck you up.
Sauce; had the same type of rash. Even was blind for 2 days from rubbing my eyes.
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>>731631511
I would guess spider bites but looks like too many
i used to rail heroin with some friends long ago in a dingy shed and got bit by the sons of whores when i was nodding out and would wake up with those near my elbows / forearms
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>>731631644
Got a few on my neck aswell
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>>731632066
It is honestly fire ants I've been fucked enough times by them to know what it looks like when you get raped by them
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>>731632120
2nd that it looks like fire ants
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Get knife and start scrapping.
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>>731631511
Bedbugs
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>>731632120
The morning I woke up first pic is day 2
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Just dont pop the stuff
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>>731632259
Probably skeeters
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>>731631511
RIP op.
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>>731632366
Oozes on it own. I put Tec nu on it felt amazing
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>>731631511
It's fire ants nigger...they're probably gonna create zerglings from the pieces of your ass they peeled off.
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>>731632460
I'm in Disney am I a chemical weapon
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>>731631511

Not a medfag but I had a shitload of burns before and this is not it. Looks like acnee tbh, allergy would look less like pimples and more like patches. See someone imo
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If the area becomes discolored or starts leaking pus, it may have become infected. Seek medical attention immediately.
Or so http://www.wikihow.com/Treat-a-Fire-Ant-Sting says.
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>>731632536
You are spreading plague to other people, cover up and get to a fucking doctor, holy shit
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Its a fire ant sting
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>>731631772
As interesting as that sounds, would that just propagate the problem to your tongue tongue though?
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>>731632754
I get they look like it but most have appeared on day 2
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Also thanks for the responses as of right now skin is drying out around it
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>>731633299
Is it on your armpit?
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Either its fire ants as mentioned before or it might be Shingles.

Did you have Chicken Pox as a kid? if so you carry the shingles virus and it can attack later in life. Or right now. Either way a Dr. is needed.
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>>731631511
Florida fag here, my best guess is you fell asleep on fire ants. They're a fucking scourge down here, and their bites look like yours.
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Chicken pox, get to urgent care clinic fast!
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>>731634399
Dude I was shitfaced I got a scrape on my knee must've fallen onto them drunk as fuck probably a funny sight to watch
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>>731634399
Any clue how long it takes to heal
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>>731631511
skin cancer, sorry op
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>>731631772
There's so much bad advice packed into this answer its impressive.
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Why don't you just visit a doctor?
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>>731635413
I'm currently waiting on a new plan
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>>731631511
Definitely not poison ivy. I've had it a few times and it looks nothing like that. Blisters are filled with clear fluid.

It could be anything from smallpox, to chickenpox, to insect bites.
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>>731635506
Un-fucking-real that you are the richest country on the planet yet citizens need to come to /b/ for medical advice.

Hope you get better anon.
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>>731632754
100% fire ants. Don't pop them, they heal better (less chance of scarring) if you just let them heal intact. Will take quite a few days....fire ants will fuck you up.
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>>731631511
Its Small Pox. same thing happened to me when i was a teenager. If you're healthy, you're gonna survive it and all those pustules will subside in less than two weeks.
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>>731631640
Then dont touch your dick. That seeping will make is spread, therefore dont scratch it either. Fire ants, poison oak, poison ivy etc. Best thing to do would be to get some cream and bandage it up. Itll go away.
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get some antihistamines, might help
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>>731637286
It's on my shit to do list after Disney and grabbing beer
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>>731636644
Don't you fags wanna see my dick covered in fire ant bites
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>>731637661
yes
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>>731631511
Looks like fire ant stings
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>>731631511
Aids
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Floridafag here
>just fire ants bro
>don't scratch that shit
>you'll be fine
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>>731631511
Not a medal but I think it's poison oak.
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Allah Subhana-wutaalah warned us about alcohol, but kuffars didn't listen, alhamdulilah you are paying the price.
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>>731631511
Drain them all at once and place on a cracker like cheese, then eat with timestamp.
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>>731631511
Try popping one
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