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/b/... how do i get a girlfriend with this acne problem? all

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/b/... how do i get a girlfriend with this acne problem?

all my friends have girlfriends, and they make out with them and go out to the movies and shit, and I just stay inside playing PS3 and posting here.

i am tired of being a lonely /b/. how do i gf?
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>>731621825
You want a girlfriend with acne? I mean... is acne your fetish or something? I've never heard of this fetish before. Do you have any porn of it?
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Get off 4chan faggot
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>>731621825
Can you actually just fuck off. Please
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>>731621825
See a damn dermatologist jfc
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>>731621825
stop touching your face
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>>731621825
Get a PS4, you'll get all the chicks
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>>731621825
You stop posting shitty copypasta on 4chan =profit ??
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>>731621825
I don't miss having acne but I miss those satisfying pops
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>>731621954
>>731622215
>>731622437
take your pick.
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>>731621825
You drop your standards and go for a really fucking ugly/fat/retarded girl who is also really lonely and willing to look past your disgusting scabby face.
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>>731621825
simple:
get rid of the acne

wash your face, use some lotions, go outside into the sun
maybe do some cardio
itll pay off, trust me
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You don't
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Derm doc will put you on accutane.
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>>731621954
>>731622215
>>731622323
>>731622559
>>731622645
why has /b/ fallen to these retards, fucking newfags get out of my site, this place was never good, but now. its utter shit compared to what its "Glory days" were in 07
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>>731622760
stop
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>>731622843
I've been here since 2007 and have never seen this thread. Stop complaining and make some OC, you massive cunt.
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>>731621825
>how do i get a girlfriend with this acne problem?

You don't, and FUCKING STOP REPOSTING THIS EXACT SAME THREAD OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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>>731622962
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>>731622760
did you even fucking read ?? ?
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>>731622962
if you havent seen one of these kinds of threads, you only visit this site like once in a year?
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holy shit is that really your face? come on just pop that shit...
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cetaphil is a lifesaver

wash your face with it in the morning and the evening

also tea tree oil, dab it into the skin with clean hands in the night

drink lots and lots of water

products with salicylic acid are rgeat

if you don't see results, don't stop! it's the routine that makes all the difference

good luck to you
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>>731621825
You don't
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>>731621825
Looks like a ghoul from Fallout but, you find a girl with ghoul fetish, keep searching bro.
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>>731623068
Get outside and get some sun, friend. Everybody else grew up and moved on. You should do the same.
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Piss in a rag and wipe your face with it.
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>>731623111
i have tea tree oil is really good.
also probably op is a shitty person.what kind of self loving caring person lets shit like that happen?
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y'all need to stop replying to this shit he posts it every week and never takes anyone's advice its a cry for attention
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new razor+ after that after shave mate

Just an advice
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>>731622962
>Never seen
>Since 2007

I'm a newfag and I've seen this thread at least once a week if I'm lucky. Sometimes It's more.
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>>731621825
The short of the long of it is you can't.
Even if the acne goes away your face will be scarred as fuck, and I can't imagine that you're the type of person who can pull off any sort of rugged appearance, as you are asking for advise rather than going about it your own way.
Just give up and rub one out.
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>>731621825
/b/ youre all fucking faggots judging by the content of this. I have had enough of this. your faggotry is lame and boring.

>nothing worthwhile on this site

so my question for you is
>WHY DO YOU LURK

also a guy used safe and boring as insult i tell him this:

SAFE AND BORING SAFE AND BORING FUCK YOU I WANT TO GET MONEY AND EAT SHIT AND HAVE KIDS INSTEAD OF FUCKING WHORES AND SMOKING CRACK AND GETTING HIGH ON BATH SALTS DONT GET IN MY WAY WITH YOUR EDGELORD MENTALITY
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>>731623248
Cant always help yourself tbh. Especially depending on your background/how competent your parents are at recognising these things in your early teens when youre a retarded dumbfuck lmao

Op should probably try accutane. Along with drinking plenty of water and eradicating shit from your diet, but thats just a general life tip.
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Rub a small amount of gasoline over your face, then hold a lighter 1/2 inch away to dry it/ evaporate it and take all the nasties away. Works a treat.
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>>731621825
become a drug dealer and sell hard drugs i promisse you will get laid with 10s
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>>731621825
Bro, sincerely two things.
1. You can try the Isotretinoin, its a pretty hard pharmaceutical and it's only sold under medical recipe, but it's actually a good solution, the results are in long term but, for lifetime.
2. Don't worry about how you look, i don't have that much acné, but i had it, now i have the scares and my skin is pretty fucked up, but i have good relationship with women, just gain some confidence, i tell you, i've fucked a solid 9/10 at college being only myself.
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Stop eating shit. More whater, more veggies, more sports.

Also wait until teenage runs out
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>>731621825
All you have to do is is find a grill whose face looks like it's been peppered with birdshot.
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>>731621953
Do you even engrish?
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stale pasta. if you find this kid kill him
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First start off by going outside. Your pores are prob clogged. Exercise and outdoors seemed to clear up my acne. Also don't wash your skin with those harsh acne face washes. Use water mixed with a bit of tea tree oil.
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>>731624049
Yes he does, do you?
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Accutane ya goof
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>>731622215
Go fuck yourself you pus ridden cunt.
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lmao staying inside all day is whats keeping it there you faggot, go walk around outside all summer, go on hikes in the woods or go fishing or go jogging or ANYTHING OUTSIDE IN THE SUN, it'll melt that shit. also hydrogen peroxide & rubbing alcohol. prepare to live your life for next summer.
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>>731624260
OPs grammer was crystal clear. Sometimes I doubt even the most basic education level in Burgerland.
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>>731621825
go to the doctor anon :D
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>>731621825
wash your face retard
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Stop posting this thread and fuck off. Every single person who respond to your thread is as much as a retard as you are. Posting the same shit everyday only makes you pathetic
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>>731624969
>every single person
Welcome to the Retard Club!
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>>731624969
welcome retard :D
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Find a connection overseas.
Accutane.
Or
Roaccutane.

Isotretinoin is the medical name.
It hits the reset button on your oil glands; by stopping the production and release of oil.
IT IS THE ACNE CURE.
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>>731621825
1.) Wash your face in a hot shower
2.) Rinse off with cold water
3.) Pat dry
4.) Apply moisturizer.

This should help with the problem but might not rid the acne completely, if that's the case get some acne cream.
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>>731621825
your DNA is broken m8, drink bleach.
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>>731621825
You kill yourself and hope for a better life next respawn
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>>731625128
>>731625195
:dddddddddddd
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caffeine was the unknown thing that was breaking me out the most.. wish I figured that one out years ago.......... sure some of the extra greasy or fried stuff should be avoided....
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5 capsules a day with Omega 3. Two in the morning, 1 in lunch, two before bed. In three weeks they are all gone. Worked for me. I tried everything, and this was only solution. Most acne problem is due an unbalance between Omega 6 and Omega 3. Just boost Omega 3. Problem solved.
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