Why am I sitting blood, my asshole doesn't hurt either.

did you eat beets recently?

>>731613273
colon cancer

Shitting*

>>731613273
oohhh FUCK...

>>731613389
No

>>731613273
You're becomming a communist

>>731613273
You have taken the first steps into woman hood. *high five*

>>731613391
I hope not

>>731613273
shit I'm actually worried for you dude - you might wanna go to the hospital ASAP

>>731613273
Its hemorrhoids

>>731613273
a blood vessel just died anon nothing to worry about

Looks like beets to me, if you didnt eat beets or something with red pigment drink lots of water and wait for next poo, if that one is red again go to hospital

>>731613491
I don't think it's that serious

>>731613273
do you have a history of hemrhoids? if so maybe they are internal ones that burst,if not get it checkt out its a pre cursor to colon or intestinal cancer

>>731613544
this.

>>731613273
Stop getting buttfucked by niggers ten times a day.
problem solved

>>731613567
I'm only 18, I dont

>>731613544
I've never even had beets and I don't think I've ate anything red lately

>>731613544
You can do this or go right now like a smart person and be diagnosed by a actual medical professionals.

However, the post Im replying to is the closest thing to good advice ITT.

Could b internal hemorrhoids. They sometimes dont hurt. Goto the hospital u need to get checked out to be safe

>>731613503
>>731613567
Use stool softeners and eat more fiber for a few months til they heal up.

Usually bright red blood is not very concerning. Darker red means a deeper issue. Pun intended. Internal hemorrhoids, probably. Drink more water and maintain a more balanced diet.

>>731613503
This. If you don't eat enough fiber or wipe like you're in a hurry, you'll bleed like a mofo. I get this after riding my bicycle for too long.

Song related

https://youtu.be/bPaSafTvkZ8

How hard do you strain when you have a bowel movement? You might have burst a vessel without even realizing it. Not a big deal.

Anal fissure, don't worry about it, stop pushing so much and maybe soften up those shits so they aren't so huge and stiff

>>731613273
If the problem persists when you have another bowl movement, I'd strongly recommend you visit a doctor. Could be just some fissure inside the anus caused by irritation of some sort, but if it doesn't cease..it would be wise to get it checked out! better safe than sorry!

>>731613468
most propably not, the blood is bright red here. Colon cancer the blood is dark. Maybe hemoroids, very big turd?

In any case talk to your doctor.

>>731613273
In all seriousness, if the issue persists more than 24 hours go see a doctor right away. It could be as simple as hemorrhoids or could be cancer. Either way, it's not something you can just leave and hope it gets better.

>>731613818
I do get constipated a lot, so I do strain often

>>731613273
same happened to me a few months ago, my intestine was scratched up and i had to get surgery.

>>731613906
I will if it happens again

>>731613273
Could be high anal polups. Bright red is much better to see than dark red blood

>>731613626
if i was you i'd go get that checked out,i lost my aunt to colon cancer,she used to shit blood sometimes but she ignored it,until it was to late,,better safe then sorry

>>731613273
It's happened to me a few times. As long as it's bright red like that you've nothing to worry about - probably just some irritated tissue. It's when it's a dark red, like it's been up in your system for a minute in your intestines that you have to worry. Only fret if it's been like four days, OP.

>>731613273
80% sure Its hemorrhoids

Source: I have hemorrhoids.

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>>731613273
>I'm a straight guy

topkek

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Too much COCKKKKKKKkek

>>731613273
It means you're about to birth the antichrist, be proud anon, you're going to be the proud father of the prince of darkness soon.

>>731613273
Most likely cancer.

>>731614398
That's what i was thinking anon... i think u win. Either that or a tremendous amount of cripplingly hardcore... Hitler btw

>>731613273
Hemorrhoids. Stop sitting on the shitter so long. Fap somewhere else.

>>731613273
Internal bleeding.

Go to the ER, NOW.

>>731613273
Sorry OP but I think your dad raped you last night

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>>731613273
are you a trap op ?

Omg apply pressure

>>731614577
Dubs. Dabs

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Daddy Satan's new kid is coming out your bottom. Praised be our savior!

Hi op,
have you tried sitting on a bowl of rice and powering it off?

>>731613273
Hemorrhoids. You can tell by how fresh and red the blood is. Eat more fiber and get some cream.

you most have sida

go to doctor and get it checked out man, looks really red so most likely broken bloodvessel , probably have a shit diet.

>>731613273
miscarriage of the butt

A date with Luka Magnotta

>>731613273
That's fresh blood, so I'm pretty sure it isn't cancer. Probably hemorrhoids or a fissure. Hemorrhoids usually don't hurt when they're burst.

>>731614736
You most have disleki

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get to a doctor soon man for a check up.
this could be something that if u catch RIGHT NOW can end up being treatable and preventable.

trust me man. Im someone who holds out as long as possible from going to a doctor, because of fear, money, ETC.

just go and see a doctor, dude. the peace of mind u get from seeing one is worth it.

I guarantee it is hemorrhoids. Stop looking at your phone when you poop. You are taking too long on the toilet. Also, try squatting instead of sitting it is a more natural position

>>731613273
could be a few things . internal hemorrhoid, colitis "if you have small seeds they get stuck in the intestinal track causing inflammation and bleeding" or Cancer . I would deffinently consult your physician . that's some serious bleeding

Red hot cheetos and red beets will do this to you

[!!] IF THIS IS REAL, STOP POSTING ON /b AND GO TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY[!!] THIS COULD BE REALLY BAD[!!] . I would know, I'm a nurse.

Donald Trump

If it's dark red blood then it's probably ass cancer. Normal looking blood is just an anal fissure or a busted hemorrhoid. So stop fisting yourself or switch to softer toilet paper.

Hemorrhoids...

Watching PewdiePie

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>>731613273
Go to hospital there is no one here that will tell you what's wrong with ur insides because they dont have x-rey vision.
I bet that you got drunk and lost urself in gay sauna and you don't remember wut happend
Why r people stupid:(

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you ripped a blood vessel while dumping, go to the IR if it doesn't stop bleeding

Dude I had this too. My doctor send me to do an anus operation and it's all fine now.. it is because your anus is too small. happen to many

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>>731613273
Fairly fresh blood, nothing to be concerned about persists for 2 weeks go to the doctors

>>731613273
It's from hemorrhoids at the end of digestive track (i.e. your asshole). If the shit is not black you don't have internal bleeding, bright red blood is always coming from the end of your asshole.

Hard to say what it is. Wait for tomorrow and see if it's still red and if it still is go to a doctor.

>>731615194
5 fingers effect?

>>731613273
That's colon cancer period, OP. It looks pretty severe. You can get medical attention to save your life, but unfortunately you're gonna have to shit in a colostomy bag for the rest of your life. Sorry OP.

>>731613273
If you dont feel it that likely means its internal
The colon doesnt have any nerve ends

I've had some bloody shits a couple of times. It just heals on its own. Also you shouldn't seek health advice in fucking 4chan.

>>731613273
you mean you used to be a straight guy

hemroids

Well its fresh red blood so prob not cancer. you might have a fissure right up in your ass hole that keeps opening. or irritation from certain foods. Go to a doctor.

IF YOUR DUMB ASS IS STILL HERE, GO TO THE HOSPITAL. LOL WTF

>>731613273
Timestamp written with your blood or GTFO.
Also, if it's for real, it's probably nothing but you SHOULD go to see your doctor. Because it MIGHT be serious. (I had the same thing)

>>731615555
I'm gonna wait and if it happens again then I will go

Colon cancer doesn't happen to people under 40. It's probably hemmoroids, or (if your stomach hurts) it might be colon irritable which is not dangerous. You better go to a doctor soon to check it out, but you shouldn't worry too much

Medical fag here OP. Bright red blood is normally a busted hemorrhoid and nothing to worry about. Now if you were shitting dark black coffee ground looking shit you might have a GI bleed and would need to seek medical attention ASAP. But that is not the case here.

No I'm not

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>>731613273
Hey op I've had the same problem around one year ago. I had a small anal fissure about 7-8 cm deep in my anus or colon idk. Just a needle hole spitting blood whenever shit passed by it. I had to shove some nitroglycerin cream up my ass 3 times a day for 20 days and had to have some ass baths in chamomile tea for 10 days at night before sleep. I used my finger and some sandwich plastic bags (those film thin ones) as a condom for my finger to apply the cream as deep as I could. Good luck. Go to a doctor first and see how deep the fissure is.

>>731615853
trying to kill op to join your skeleton family I see. nice try skeleton

>>731614885
Dude I have the same problem and I'm sure that I cause it myself, every day I tried to evacuate in the morning, now it takes 2 to 3 days to go but I'm still the same.

>>731615853
true, i've had one of those. red blood is safe op

>>731613503
>>731613273
Yep, if it's blood (and not beets) OP probably had an internal hemorrhoid that ruptured.

I had that happen to me about a decade back. Scary, but harmless.

If the bleeding doesn't stop on its own, see a doc.

>>731613273
it happned to me like 2 years ago,don´t worry easy come easy go just wait that's what i did

>>731613273
mhh, you might have some kind of digestive tract parasite

>>731615920
wtf this is fucking degrading, that's why I do not go to the doctor

>>731613273
You sit on the shitter too long. Stop reading. Just shit, wipe, and go.

You're getting fucked by Trump

Judging by the color and my own experience it's probably hemorrhoids. Do you sit for long periods? Was your poo particularly large or hard?

>>731615920
Also AVOID at all costs spicy hot food. I used to eat my meals spicy. Chilli powder, dried chillies, fresh chillies numerous hot sauces on and with everything. I was about 10 days in my treatment (after about 4-5 days the blood stopped) and ate some crispy strips at KFC without thinking about them. I shat blood right when I got home.

>>731614254

This

>>731616304
Oh come on I thought so too but I was too freaked out that I had ass cancer

>>731616505
In 20 minutes I was out. Just some lube and a microphone looking ass camera and that's it.

>>731613273
Regardles you should go and have it checked out, had similare problems, some mucus, blood, the stool consistency switched frequently etc. Could be just IBS, could be a IBD or even cancer. regardless you should never be afraid to look up medical attention when it comes to when your stool and toilet routines change. Better safe than sorry.

Also if you have to do any test they usualy just start with a blood test and a stool sample. So no biggy.

Hope you get well!

Only commie Russians eat beets.

Very likely an internal hemorrhoid, as others have mentioned. Give yourself some bowel rest (soft, easy to digest food), increase your fiber and fluid intake, and don't strain when shitting.

If it continues for a week, see a GI. You could have proctitis or a more serious issue.

>>731613273
you wiped too hard, happened to me. I panicked but It's literally just torn skin.

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>>731613273
you are a reverse vampire. you are a jackpot for normal vampires.

if you don't feel pain, you should be alright. but, it could be various things...you should see a doctor if it continues. Diverticular disease, Peptic ulcers, could be fucking cancer (not joking). just keep it noted of when it happens, effects such as nausea, pain, etc.

shove some toilet paper near your turd cutter to stop any constant bleeding if there is any. if you keep leaking, head to a doctor

>>731613273
Can be alot of tings...
Happened just now, when passing stool?
Could be hemorroids, check with a mirror.

Also, you're a fag!

>if it's so, eat whole foods and drink a lot of water, avoid meat, lard and spices!

>>731616448
I hate spicy foods, no problem there

>>731613273
could be your liver ,,, do you drink a lot?

>>731617244
>turd cutter

I started to shit blood about two years ago. Ended up with ulcerative colitis. UC similar to crimes but not as bad. Really fucked up my life for about a year.

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If you're bleeding out of your ass and it's bright, it means the damage is near your anus. If it was higher up, it wouldn't be bright red, it would be dark, almost like coffee grounds.

Now since you fucks spend all of your time sitting on your asses in front of PC, it's 99% hemorrhoids.

Here's what you can do:
>eat healthier food, a bit more fiber or use stool softeners for softer poop
>squat when you poop, it reduces the strain and helps you poop easier
>put some vaseline or similar on your finger and lube up your butthole before you poop, less chance of getting your hole torn apart by poop bricks
>use baby wipes to clean after, they're softer than toilet paper and won't irritate
>wait to heal before doing anal play or buttsex
>use more lube next time

But seriously, just squat when you take a shit. Asians spend as much time sitting down as westerners do but they have way lower hemorrhoids rates and it's because they use squat toilets.

You'll feel like a retard squatting over a toilet but your ass will thank you later.

You guys should really take better care of your boipussies.

>>731617794
Crones disease

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because you haven't listened to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo5LgQuCzAY

>>731613273
Fresh blood is a better sign than dried blood, but you may want to go to a doctor or the ER. It could be something minor and not an issue at all, or it could be a sign of something worse, like anal fissures (those would definitely be hurting though.) or possibly an allergic reaction to something you've eaten. My friend ate some ice cream cake once that had a certain red dye, and he began just shitting himself inside out. At first it was clearly just the dye, but after a while that cleared up and it looked like it was possibly blood too. He went to the ER and they discovered he was allergic to that particular dye. Worst of all had he not gone, they said he could have possibly died. It's probably not that dire for you, but still nothing to play around with.

And like I said, dried blood would definitely be a sign of something much more serious.

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why are SITTING blood?

>>731617498
Never have

>>731613273
from the size of that lumpy log in the toilet you've probably got roids from straining. eat more fiber and drink more water.

>>731618837
>>731618837
>>731618837

>lumpy log
Kek

>>731613503
This or you need a colonoscopy to verify that you aren't dealing with polyps. Otherwise you might have shat out a big one and tore your asshole a bit.

Go see a doctor.

>>731613273
Cancer