alright story time /b/ >be me >sophomore in high school

interested

pleas go on

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>>731612170
You were going put with a girl behind others guy back. What did you expect? That she wouldn't do the same thing with you?

OP pls

BUMP'A'LUMP'MA'WUMP

OP here will post more in a bit just keep the thread alive

B U M P

hump

bumb that shit

Ill bump with some quads

No more please. Just go KYS

DESU sage

Sounds to me like youre just another Chad that girls like to fuck but wouldnt be caught dead with in public because youre dumber than a brick?

Also, how does it feel that one of those shit smelling neckbeards were literally a better option than you?

>>731616367
Pretty good actually

bumping for interest

Bumps

>>731616999
Nice trips

>>731612170
>>continues our thing even when she is with other people(nobody knew about it)

>behind my back she had been seeing this other guy and when he asked her out she said yes

Sometimes you gotta taste your own medicine bitch. Get over it.

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Let her go. She wasted enough of your time. There are too many cool girls out there, that are just waiting for anyone who isnt a cuck.


Seriously, there is not a single person out there that is worth destroying your life. Lets be honest, she doesnt seem to care about you and your emotion - dont give her any more power and just move on. Block her, delete her, tell her to kill herself. What a cunt.

This is copypasta

>>731617157
>she's a cunt
>he did the same to her and her previous boyfriend
He got what he deserved.

>>731617306
is it now wanna try to find it?

>>731617412
Well it's been posted before because I've read it. And no, I'm not gonna waste my time finding it

>>731617392
Whatever fits your bill. She is still a cunt and he should just move on. With decent looks the world is open for you.
No reason to spend much time on this whole thing. Will never work out for him and neither for her.

>>731617495
whatever dood if you are set on that

>>731617538
They're both cunts, he got what he deserved now. She'll have what she deserves sometime in the future.

>>731617855
Yes I am you complete and utter faggot.

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>>731612170
>we drift apart slowly
>we rarely talk anymore
>she comes up to me one day and asks why don't I talk to her anymore
>the fuck you mean I don't talk to you
>YOU are doing this
>says we should hangout sometime and I just say ok
fast forward to that day
>we are in my room just talking about anything really
>she brings up her boyfriend
>starts venting to me about how he shows her his ex's nudes and constantly compares her to his ex
>she says that he is moving light speed compared to her
>she gets up and lays next to me
>"I miss you anon" and she starts to hold me
>my brain is fucking fired up now and ready to just kill her for this
>I push her off of me and tell her that you really know how to show someone that you care about them if you just fucking leave everything you had with them for a fucking mutant
>instant regret
>she gets up and leaves
>i'm beating myself up over it as soon as the door closes
>doesn't talk to me for days
>I see them in the halls and get so fucking torn up over them
>I try to find other ways of happiness
>meet this girl
>10/10 but has more faces than a jew has coins
>we start talking and I slowly start to forget about her
>see her in the halls with him and don't get so fucked up
>This new girl says she wants to be public and i couldn't agree more
>the next day she says yes to me
>my life is pretty good right now but then she notices this change in my life
>I get text from her saying I shouldn't be with her and she doesn't like me being with her
>I tell her what the fuck does it even mean to her
>I tell her that I don't like her being with her boyfriend and that doesn't change anything
>I tell her that at least I wasn't a rebound
now let me explain that last part
>while i'm talking to this new girl I learn that the mutant fuck had tried to get with her a day before he went to the movies other girl
>and that a week even before that he had just gotten out of a 2 year relationship where they had done everything under the sun
continue?

>>731618813

MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is no FUCKING way you are over 18.

>>731619275
Mfw somebody thinks this story is recent

>>731619433
oh..... im sorry i missed one on 4chan.

you're a way more loyal /b/tard than me.....

All hail king /b/tard. He's seen all the copy pasta, and downloaded all the leaked nudes.

>>731619433

Hail our lord and savior.

>>731619433
This user has seen every copy pasta on /b/.
He can recognize bait from a mile away.
Thank you for being here all knowing /b/tard.

>>731619433

EVERYONE KNEEL BEFORE YOUR KING.

The smartest man in the cyberland.
THANK YOU for your presence.

>>731619561
>>731619608
>>731619680
>>731619756
It's okay now, just let it all out

>>731619433
I cam here for a shitty green text story, but THANK YOU KIND SIR for showing me the error of my ways.

Are there any other devious scams or hoodwinks I ought to be aware of as I scour /b/?

HAIL OUR KING

https://youtu.be/xtMKLn8TiMM
Omg

>>731619878
I seriously hope this is bait

>>731619433
It was the way in which you quickly criticized and totally pwned me about the authenticity of this /b/ thread that demonstrates what a superior interwebs user your are.

I will lick the cheeto dust from thy fingers only to get a taste of your excellence.

>>731619433
You attention to copy pasta detail, and your library of previous /b/ green text stories..... You sir, you are one of a kind...... 4chans kind....
MY kind.

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youre taking too long heres another story

>be me in Highschool
>have teacher who fucks a girl in my class
>everyone in class suspects
>couple weeks later teacher shoots himself in girls restroom
>we think its because of affair with girl in my class
>turns out he got caught fucking a middleschooler in chemistry lab
>school canceled
>it was pizza day
>feelsbadman.jpg

Fucking mr Royalwood

>>731619433

Sorry to interrupt you lord knoweth alleth......

Is this >>731620492 something I shall indulge in, or is it to old and recycled?

I await on bended knee for your response.

HAIL!

>Be me
>be dead

>>731620636
first time i post this oc

Anyone posting in this thread from now on must consult with: >>731619433

He has answers. He is answers.

>>731620991
calm down this ain't cute bud

>>731619433
Still decent, stop trying to fuck this up for everyone. Thank you

OP here wtf is this thread anymore

>>731621063

Is it you all lord king know it all, or are you one of /b/ master's servants?

My most humble thanks for even acknowledging me.......

>>731621225
Just cont
>fag

>>731621225

COPY PASTA ALERT!!!!!
COPY PASTA ALERT!!!!!


>>731619433
>>731621063

I bring you a /b/ sinner....... SIN!!! SIN!!!!!!!!


Please be swift with their punishment and my reward.

>>731619561
>>731619608
>>731619680
>>731619756
>>731619878
>>731620098
>>731620437
All Hail the lord of autism.
On this day Friday the 5th of may in the most humble year of our lord 2017, a prophet has descended to the earth, and lo his presence was announced by a mighty REEEEEEEEE as if all the worlds autists took up hymn at once, their cry's intermingling into a cacophony of autism, in preparation for his mighty screech of sheer unadulterated autistic butthurt, the screech to end all screeches.

>>731622249,
You missed a couple.


>>731620636
>>731620991
>>731621231
>>731621371

>>731622396
Thank you for pointing these out /b/rother

Glory be rendered unto our lord of autism.

>>731619433
>>731621063

May I introduce you to >>731622249.

He too can not stand my retarded ignorance and my presence on your precious /b/.
I did not know I had offended so many. I will try to keep my mind open for all of your knowledge.
I love you three.

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>>731618813
>she reads it and doesn't answer
>I feel good about her being fucked over by the freak and I have someone of my own
>we don't talk the rest of high school
>I completely forget about her
fast forward a few years
>be me at a bar
>see this cute girl
>start talking to her and before I know it we are downing shots like they are nothing
>she gets drunk off of her ass and I offer to take her home
>I can barely drive
>she says that she can just spend the night at my place if I cant make it to hers
>I agree
>we get back to my place I give her my room to stay in
>I settle into the living room when I hear her call my name
>I go into my room and she says to come in
>i go in and she closes the door behind me then plants her lips onto mine
>I ended up fucking her that night and when i woke up in the morning with her arms wrapped around me I took a good look at her and nearly shit myself
>the girl that had fucked me over so much in high school was nude in my bed and I had fucked her
>I calmly get out of bed go to the bathroom and puke
>she woke up a little while later and I was having coffee in the living room
>she walks up behind me
>"anon i'm sorry about high school"
>I told her to leave and that was the last time i saw her
that's it that's the story and i hope you know that there is some bullshitery going on with you guys
you bit idfk how many people's bait but good on ya

>>731622805
Glory be rendered unto the lord of Autism, His shall be the final Screech that ushers in the new dawn of autism.

Are ye not excited /b/rothers to be here on the night of the long screech.

and this is why you should just hookup. relationships are stupid at young ages. wait till your 30 or some shit to waste your time. worry about establishing a good life for yourself first. and THEN financially tie yourself to a woman. have kids if it gets serious, probably divorce, etc. it's 50/50 you'll get a keeper. up to you if you want to play the game

>>731623987
more like 30/70

>>731612170
Whats with all these manless cucks these days, jesus fucking christ OP. Grow a pair and ignore her.