>9 year relationship ended 6 months ago >Forget how to

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>>731609361
Do I do etts?

>>731609466
Looks like a country girl OP
Hook up and bail

BUy a iphone u disgusting basedweller

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>>731609589
Pretty cute imo.

>>731609814
Suck my dick you hopeless cuck.

ask her if you can dump your load in her ass

>>731609361
wtf it's seriously this easy?

>>731610287
So far 2/2 good replies. Other chick was hurting, going to fuckthis chick though, if all goes according g to plan.

>>731610501
Fuck I gotta try this approach. I keep striking out

>>731610501
are you a good looking guy? this seems so much easier than 99% of my tinder convos

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>>731610582
Dunno. R8 me m8
My ex told me im a 5/10 on the global scale. I think im higher though lol

>>731610771
Ur not bad anon, 7/10

>>731610771
>doubles advocate
It's devils advocate you retard.

>>731610842
Probably agree based on that alone but I'm not your target audience

>>731610771
Your description pains me.

>>731610889
What r you talking about.

>>731610771
5/10 face
preachy bio

4/10

>>731609361
>Hey hookup
Two years ago this would have worked. Now that everyone and their cat is on tinder you have to be subtle. Best advice is make your profile stand out from all the other shmucks. My profile pic is an ironic portrait of me and my cat, seems to do the job.

>>731610982
Based on the one picture, 7/10 would be the rating. I'm a guy so my rating can only be taken at face value.

>>731611029
What's your advice on being subtle? Example?

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>>731610842
Thanks Anon lol.

>>731610856
>>731610944
Being this new, not instantly recognizing copypizza. Here's the full thing


I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies.

We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there.

Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness.

You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once.

It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake

>>731610771
post a pic of your ex. she sounds like a cunt. I'd say you're a 6,5/10

>>731610856
Lol if that's really the only obviously incorrect thing you noticed then I have some bad news for you bud

>>731611158
>>731609361

Yeah, post Gf pic.

>>731611078
I like the method of planting seeds in their minds. "had any fun dates recently?" = You make her imagine a date with you. "I've seen it all here" = I have experience and options and I'm not going to fall in love after one date like a beta faggot. "Yeah I love roleplay and dressing up" about that one pic where you're dressed like a Mexican = I know my bdsm. etc etc. I figure a more direct approach is faster but I like to talk to women in a language they understand.

>>731611078
"hey want to have some quick, and mostly unsatisfying for you, sex and then never talk to or see each other again?"

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>>731611262
OC pic, so no pic search's for you

>>731611087
I love a good eggcorn or two

>>731611087
Women are REALLY turned off by long bios. Just have something vague and let them imagine the rest. No matter how awesome your life, it won't be as good as they can imagine for themselves. Never give direct answers, they'll do the rest of the work for you.

>>731611377
lol she has the audacity to call you 5/10 when she's nothing special at all

>>731611087
http://trailerpark.wikia.com/wiki/Rickyisms

Fags

>>731611377
Not too bad OP. She sounds awfully cunty though.

>>731611453
If a girl isn't turned on by excessive memes then she belongs in the trash

>>731611484
She on her 2nd new bf since we broke up and she stopped over last drunk af. And has called me at least once a week too lol.

>>731611509
best show

>>731610771
It's supposed to be spelled
"For all intents and purposes"
Stupid university trash

>>731611635
>not understanding tv references
>faggot

>>731611674
>Watching tv
>Not a faggot
Pick one

>>731610771
Solid 6 maybe 6.5. She was just being a bitch.

>>731609361
Protip: Don't use question marks so much
You don't ask her when, you tell her when

>>731611546
She wants ur dik again Op, don't let her have it her way.

>>731611722
I can already hear the "REEEEEE" from the deep depths of your moms basement

>>731611546
Probably broke up, cus she wanted a taste of another dick. Once she had it, she realized how miserable her life is.

>>731610771
Most of these dudes on here are gonna hate because you are actually good looking. The girl on tender will definitely work for ya, as you both Id rate the same. 7/10. Being nice, ill say 7.5/10. So, you can definitely lay her. It really all depends on how you act. If you're cool, u got it. If you act like an autist sperg, you're screwed. But anyway, I believe in you OP, you seem like a cool dude. Godspeed

>>731611303
>"had any fun dates recently?" = You make her imagine a date with someone else that she liked
>"I've seen it all here" = I have been on here for a while and still no luck
>"Yeah I love roleplay and dressing up" about that one pic where you're dressed like a Mexican = I'm a faggot
>I figure a more direct approach is faster but I like to talk to women in a language they understand
If you are on tinder looking for a quick fuck the direct approach is the best cause there are still a huge number of women on there looking for the same thing
Why waste time smalltalking someone for a while only to find out they are just there to make friends or some shit

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>>731609361
Yup I think ur a solid 7 like I stated earlier,
But you'll need to work for what you want, if that makes sense.

>>731610771
I think with more hair and a good haircut ( not the all chads have) you could be 10/10

>>731611635
Thanks I'll fix it.

>>731611766
I added the ? Cause im still unsure. Feeling good being alone but I want the option.

>>731611787
>>731611897
Meh, I do miss her but she keeps insisting we just be friends. But maybe it's time to move on, I'd really love to date her younger sister tho ;) too bad she lives 5 hours away and has a bf.

>>731611924
Thanks /b/ro. I'll take it slow and cool. Im driving Uber and weekends and chat up all the single broads. I've been invited over to their places several times but turned em down. Wasn't ready to move on yet.

>>731612184
This is old pic but I have longer hair with a beard now. I'll be hitting up the barber tomorrow.

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>>731612287
GFS younger sister I'd love to date.

>>731612057
"Why waste time smalltalking someone for a while only to find out they are just there to make friends or some shit"

Because its often good to really feel someone out before meeting them. Otherwise awkwardness may plague it. I actually prefer to savor the scent before I feast, feel me?

>>731612057
>>731612525
Because now normies have flooded Tinder and it's a way to get lucky with them too. That said I agree I should be more direct

>>731612482
she is fucking adorable. moar?

>>731612525
Not really, I just see someone who cant into social interaction well.

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>>731612780
So many lol

>>731612773
>normies have flooded Tinder
What I'm saying is you need to be direct so you can filter them out and get straight to the sluts that are DTF

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>>731612903
Me, my ex, her sister, sisters bf

>>731612903
what the fuck were you doing with the uglier older sister?

>>731613018
Ill keep it in mind, thanks anon. I'm looking for FBW's tho. I do one night stands too, but I prefer if i can fuck them later on too. Sadly it usually ends with someone getting feels, usually not me but w/e

>>731613051
We started dating long ago. She was 18, I was 20, her sister 14. Not legal in Canada lol

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>>731613372
More for you

>>731612903
I'll never understand chicks only going partially blonde. Dark eyebrows + blonde, that'll never not be odd looking to me. Also, her being a brunette suits her better than being a blonde.

>>731613040
Name my band /b/

>>731613619
and she will never give a fuck what you think of her look so stfu

>>731613619
It screams rich bitch

>>731614056
ok? lol pretty quick with the butthurt. what makes you so insecure?

>>731614056
OP is a faggot

Found the girls number 6015693194

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>>731613619
Here's a pic with her brown hair

>>731614368
im so sick of ugly guys telling me what would look better on me while they look like quasimodo. i will never want to fuck you so why are you telling me what i should look like?

>>731614772
Lol. Wrong area codes Anon. Not even the right country.

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>>731614829
wow an anon that isnt a hambeast or a skeleton. infact you look pretty good.. you sonofabitch. get out.

>>731614986
thats his ex's sister and her boyfriend.......

>>731614907
face + tits + timestamp

>>731614829
every pic except that one was brunette. we know how she looks with brown hair.

>>731615099
Someone's following lol.

>>731614829
does her dress have pockets or does she have like a can strapped to her leg?

Grindr

>>731615372
A beerski