Where, in evolutionary terms, did our preference for licking

>>731608357
jews put it in your porn to encourage you to give yourself diseases.

>>731608421
interesting.

>>731608357

speculative evolutionary rationale for analingus: the anus and the perineum are full of nerve endings so that people know to take care of their assholes.

Early humans/mammals with fewer nerve endings in their assholes died earlier of anal infections, and their contribution to the gene pool was diminished. Thus, the human species tends to have highly sensitive assholes.

Species members with a higher propensity for asshole-licking were therefore more likely to mate successfully. They provided more pleasure to their partners making them more sought after as mates, and their reproductive efforts were more successful since they were better at opening that pussy and getting it wet.

>>731608421
Makes sense.

>>731609068
The girl's asshole in the OP's pic needs to be liked so she can live. That gets me hard.

>>731609452
Licked

>>731608357

I do it because it shames/embarrasses them, makes them wiggle and cry inside as they come to terms with the fact that they like it.

Same reason I fuck them in the ass.

At first, they're so sickened and turned off by it.. but slowly, surely, they become my anal whore as I lick and fuck their ass.

>>731609452

more specifically, the girl needs to like having her asshole licked in order to live

>>731608357
I was asking myself this the other day when i was licking my gf ass

>>731609632

that's a cultural rationale, not an evolutionary rationale. our assholes were sensitive to being licked, and we were sure as hell licking each other's assholes, long before human culture decided that assholes were shameful

If my wife didn't absolutely love having her asshole/perineum licked and fucked, I probably wouldn't do it. but assplay turns her on, which turns me on, so there you go

>>731609602
can't believe how fucking sexy this is

>>731608357
it helps animals shit to have their ass hole licked

>>731609800
This is correct. Humans follow simple programming. If it feels good do it.

>>731609800

There's never been a point in human evolution that was prior to human culture. That's absurdly stupid.

We've always shit form our ass, genius. It's always been shameful.

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>>731609910
>https://xhamster.com/movies/1696961/pawg_dental_floss_butt_dance.html

>>731610019

That's debatable.

Regardless, that doesn't mean they are one in the same and that cultural rationales for things don't exist, you retard.

>>731608421
mind blown

>>731608357
This is a great question for an evolutionary psychologist

>>731610019

There certainly was a time in our evolutionary past that pre-dated human culture, and that was the time before were even considered human. The only narrow sense in which you might be correct is as a nitpicker who could say that technically it is not a point in 'human' evolution because we are talking about a pre-human species. But I will take it a a given in this thread that we are in fact descended from something like Australopithecus Afarensis, and that A. Afarensis liked having is asshole licked, and like every other mammal at the time it had no sense of shame about it or any cultural bias against it.

>>731608421
>s put it in your porn to encourage you to give yourself diseases.
true

No explanation required. It feels amazing.

>>731608357
lol dude ppl have been doing the same shit forever... 3 holes that you can either fuck or suck. thats like 6 possibilities. multiply that over however long u live. yea

>>731610113
am i seeing a slice of pizza?

>>731611379
This is brilliantly put

>>731608357
About the same time we started licking pussy.

>>731611431
Perhaps. All sorts of debris gets caught in there

>>731609763
If you can lick your gay faggot ass, then you're a gay faggot.

>>731611519
was reading a study abt how when men get aroused their filter for gnarly shit gets turned off. i can say from experience this is true (done a cpl things after banging where im like wtf was i thinkgin)

also explains why faggots are so disgusting

Not everything is based in adaptation. Once humans realized sex felt good they tried it in any and every way possible just to find alternative ways to feel good. It serves no evolutionary purpose.

>>731608421
This

>>731608421
Most retarded thing I've read in a while

>>731608421
fpbp

>>731611697
Fuck off kike

>>731611721
former juden here. it's true, they talked abt this shit forever at the meeting last month

>>731611397
Cant tell if a mans ass or womans. - vagina.

>>731608357
"evolutionary terms" doesn't explain 95% of human sexual behaviors. The idea of everything having some "evolutionary advantage" was bullshit accelerated by pop science and lifestyle magazines and websites in the mid 1990s in order to get people to buy in

>>731611778
>former juden

Would it have anything to do with getting benifical bacteria back into your system? Dogs eat poop I think for this reason. So naturally we have a tendancy to stare at that butthole wanting to take in some of THAT.

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>>731608421
le pol/

>>731611893
This is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever read

>>731611721
Sometimes it's hard to tell if this site is joking or not

>>731612010
we're not

>>731611893
You actually might be on to something... I mean, they do fecal transplants, giving beneficial bacteria from one person to another, for all sorts of reasons. They say that your intestinal flora are like a second brain, telling you what to eat, effecting your behavior.

>>731612010
Why do you think jews have been expelled from over 100 nations? take a guess.

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How long do girls typically want their buttholes eaten for?

>>731612236
for however long it takes to strangle them. wtf kinda question is that

>>731608357
A gal's butthole contains a concentrated form of her pheromones, sniffing/tasting them allows you to know if you are genetically a good breeding match for her.

Two girls buttholes that technically smell the same will be precieived differently based on your compatibility.

>>731612474
I believe this

>>731612680
would you say that you're a belieber?

>>731612680
It's true so you should. Doggy is a lame position but the one benefit is it makes ass sniffing easier.

Don't be coy or sneaky aboutbit though, shove your face between her cheeks and stick nose right in her pooper, let her know that you're scouting to breed and that you're checkin her out first

>>731613047
I buy panties from girls on the internet. have about 20 in my drawer

>>731608357
I assume everyone in this thread is gay. You can lick a dudes asshole too, fags. Why not choose the pussy and not eat feces?

>>731613144
Love how the two parts of the panties smell different

Always preferred the butt to vag scent though both are good

>>731613308
Because dudes are ugly and smell bad

>>731613635
u actually buy some random filthy animals used underwear?

jesus christ u are a filthy savage

>>731613635
its either blood or shit so not like theres a lotta options bud

It didnt, ya fucking degenerate.

>>731609632
>Not realizing ur just degrading yourself
Wut r u doing

>>731614067
ur gay dude. i agree w the anon ur responding too. shoving a dick in a sluts ass, causing her pain is teh best part. and ur also wrong in a social construct as well. in meggsico if u take it in the ass ur a faggot. if u r the giver it's all good. altho spics are retarded and either way it's gay, point is ur a faggot

>>731613911
That's where women taste the best.

I did it once on accident. She was bent over doggy style and I was licking her pussy and went up a little too far. She was very clean so it wasn't awful but I doubt I'd do it again on purpose.

>what is cultural behavior
>hurr durr can't think of a better term than evolution

You would probably be surprised how far back ass play goes. Are you suggesting that people had higher standards back then?

>>731614186
no thats where shit tastes best. stick a finger up your butt and lick it, its shit just like any other creature.

You have a shit fetish my good sir.

>>731614258
probably, considering eating shit would probably make you fucking sick and die.

>>731614169
>enjoys putting his dick in the asshole
>calls other people gay

>>731614261
yes I do. But that's something else. I have a fetish for hot girls and that's the most flavorful part of a woman. Objectively.

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>>731611697
it's a meme you dip

>>731614312
A little bit never hurt no one.

>>731614393
how old are u honestly?

>>731611778
My sides

>>731611778
If Judens control the world, then why did you decide to live in the Middle East surrounding by Muslims?

>>731612474
Our pheromone glands eventually moved more to our chest /pit area after we began to walk upright. It's same with all bipedal primates. It's hard to sniff someone's butt when you're both upright.

>>731614655
im from us. family is not sophardic (meaning sand nigger skin) and when asked if i wanted to go on birth right i said id rather be dead

and i say fuck the middle east. fuck the dune coons and the god damn juden motherfuckers

>>731614778
Not true

>>731614868
Whoa. Chill. It's not like THEY killed your family.

>>731614882

You've bested me sir. I must be wrong.

>>731614935
im sorry i can be objective and hate an entire swath of ppl without making some lame excuse. o my not the jews bc my parents are jewish. fuck that. if the ppl are shitty then they are shitty

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>>731614997

>>731614997
Unless it's you being shitty, then you're the exception. Fuck you

Man, kids nowadays sure do like eating ass. I don't get it.

>>731615258
we know u dont get it. that's what happens when ur a virgin

Frescos have been found from ancient Greece of butt hole licking. It was prevalent in the middle ages, evidence suggests, but then again, people were fucked up back then

>>731608421
Fpbp. It's been awhile since I've seen /b/

>>731610333
Checked

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>>731615432
ppl are fucked up now

>>731615299
You should be embarrassed for posting this, honestly.

>>731615432
I love how you put their porn at the bottom of dinner plates and drinking mugs

>>731614393
>Forgets to mention a girls asshole
>dosnt distinguish between girl and guys assholes
Confirmed homo

>>731615680
They*

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That's a pretty lickable asshole

>>731615699
Ikr.

Ass is ass, doesn't really make a difference what you think is on the other end. It's all gay shit

>>731615515
wtf is that shit

>>731616044
rape

I eat my gf ass once in a while, she really loves it, comes hard just by me licking her butthole, nothing gets her as wet as a rimjob. As for me I like doing it, gives me diamonds..

>>731608421

No jews put anal in porn to slowly turn you gay and start ficking traps.

That's why half of /b/ is trap threads

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>>731616207

YUMMY YUMMY I LIKE TO EAT ASS

Ive been dating a girl for just 2 weeks, she is too clean and tasty, best pussy I ever had in my life.

Should I eat her ass too? Or would that make me look strange to her? I never did that to a girl, only receiving from other girls.

Im thinking in trying this sunday after we take a shower together

>>731616417
i think u need to build up to it. or start going down, move ur tongue to the pereneum and if she lifts her hips go for it. otherwise knock her out

>>731615515
Moar/Sauce

>>731616555
no more and no sauce :( sorry we're all disapointed

>>731615781
That's a lickable... everything.

>>731616207
you could try putting a finger in when you eat her out ... it does wonders for me

>>731608357
Animals who were offput by the doo doo didn't mate.
Animals who evolved a sense of not caring about the doo doo reproduced.

>>731616763
I'm in love with the doo-doo

>>731608421
Well I'm a jew and I love tossing salad

>>731616417
If you want to do it I'd say go for it, I just migrate south while eating her out, if she says anything just be like "What? I want to." ask her if she wants you to stop, I guess. Every time I've done it they pause for a second and go "Eh... it feels pretty nice."
God it turns me on, like a confused moaning, different from normal sounds, with giggles mixed in.

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>>731616459
Looks like someone poured a box of raisins on her ass. Who was president last time she wiped?

>>731612474
Sources?

>>731616897
yeah, that ass would be appetizing if she came out of the shower.

>>731615299
>calling people virign as insult in 4chan
you have no power faggot

>>731616820
scatfag pls go

>>731617297
Why you mad? It's only smellz

>>731616689
I actually do that most of the time, gives me heads up when her pussy starts contracting. I usually go a little slower when she is about to cum, makes fun play right!

>>731617339
back to rebbit, ennigger faggot

>>731612165
They smell?

>>731615831
I don't think you understand what gay means

>>731618005
It's a reference from efukt you idiot.

>>731618392
please anon, please go watch too many gooks on efukt. hands down best video ive ever seen for lulz

>>731608357
Idk but I must not be evolved because I think that's disgusting

>>731618392
hence the "e" in enigger

>FacePron teen test site..


http://facepron.net/

>>731620065
you're at the rookie stage

get into that, and you will enjoy it much more, and she will notice that, i promise you

Wut

>>731608421
/pol/ was right again

>>731611786
laughingpsychologists.jpg

>>731612236
better to air on the side of 'man i wish he would do more of that' then 'jesus christ stop never again'

>>731621228
horrible photoshop

>>731611893

He explains it like an inbred retard, but he's not wrong in the sense that:

1. it's easy to slip into post-hoc explanations when dealing with evolutionary theory (i.e.: justify everything and everything by finding some sort of internally-coherent evolutionary explanation) This is sometimes called "logic without evidence".

2. Things don't have to be advantageous to survive. They just don't have to be *disadvantageous*. The classic example is men having nipples. Serves no purpose, but doesn't appreciably harm the individual's chances of survival.

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>>731608357
>I can't imagine poeple did that in the middle ages when buttholes were nasty and unshaven.
People in the middle ages knew how to wash themselves anon.

>>731609068
>tl;dr
humanity is comprised of sensitive assholes

>>731608357
some sorta parasitic infection that spreads through asshole

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>>731608357
GF's butthole

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My wifes butthole

Wanna see more?

>>731614997
I also do not like the jews. Even the very few jews that I can stand, share the same fucking characteristics/traits/mannerisms of all the other jews i don't like.

>>731616877
>tossing salad
>dining on bonofide perfectly made donkey meat.

Not the same in the slightest you cock sucking veggie fag.

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>>731623564
Looks like your wife has a hard sear on those lips Anon. Like that beef just kissed the pan

All you ass eaters are degenerate filth. Nobody likes the taste of pooh

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>not making submissive sluts eat your ass instead

there's a reason they like being licked, it feels damn fucking good
the humiliation is a bonus of course

>>731623776
>pooh
That's why they clean up down there before the act.

Your right Anon she is not good shaved but i love it to suck her butthole

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here one from my exgf

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>>731615781

>>731622491
moar?

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yes much more

are you fapping?

>>731608421
probably true tbh

have you everything for me?

>>731614778
>pheromone glands
Bullshit. Wherever that short 'n curly hair grows, smells are gonna concentrate.

>>731615781
that is the perfect ass. 11/10

>>731608357
>evolutionary
the porn industry invented it, along with facials, titfucking etc

>>731616459
Maybe that nasty dumb bitch can learn how to wipe and/or chew. Her crack is an episode of hoarders.

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mhmm I have licked butthole. I would do it again.
I hate jews though

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wife pussy and ass

>>731616897
"who was president last..."

Gotta remember that line

>>731625462
moar

you want more?

>>731611783
It's both

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ex gf

>>731625462
so, lots of children then?

>>731608421
Fpbp

>>731615515
Doesn't even look like a real rape just some dudes fucking a homeless drunk bitch who is so fucked up she's puking on herself.

>>731608421
really makes you think

>>731626410
Boibutt

It feels good basically. Medieval times is pretty damn recent in terms of human history; I'm sure we figured out every kinky nasty thing you can think of way before then.

>>731608357
You're a retard. It's a kink. Evolution doesn't feature.

>>731608421
fpbp

>>731608357
It's a recent porn industry trend that became mainstream, just like shaven pussies and wearing thongs.

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>>731625540

Combined both holes make an extremely seductive smell and it drives me crazy. I can't wait for my wife to get home from work so I can pull her panties down and shove her bits into my face.

>>731629398
Pics of that landwhale