I'm having gay sex for the first time tommorow. Anything

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im doing that this summer! tell me how it goes :)

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>>731598335
you bottom? then literally pic related

You will be gay forever after

>>731598419
no, im topping

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Don't kiss and it won't be gay

>>731598335
you didn't give enough info baka

>>731598335
Faggots burn easily

You'll be the first to be lined up and shot when Russia takes over.

>>731598335
how old are you + the guy youre going to bang?

>>731598335
Wrap your willy OP :)

>>731598542
im 18 and he's 19

>>731598564
don't worry, i will

>>731598453
it's the same as straight sex but with dicks

>>731598574
does he know how to uh... clean himself? trust me you don't want that disaster :(

>>731598651
nobody likes a choctop

>>731598651
no. how do you?

>>731598335
No matter how well you prep yourself or your partner, prepair for the smell of shit.

>>731598574
ahh, the guy im going to fuck is 30 and im 20.

>>731598958
He should eat light. Without a proper device, he should just finger himself for a while in the shower with soap.Should be fine :)

>>731599071
gross

>>731599107
how is that gross? he is hot AF

>>731599089
id say lube would work better than soap.

>>731599189
TOO OLD

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>>731599243
On that note, i suggest JO water based anal lubricant. Using the wrong lube can be the worst. This stuff is the best.

Pic Related

its OP

>>731599616
this is a little awkward...

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Being gay is a sin

dont
that is my advice

That you're supposed to be heterosexual. Faggot.

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>>731598335
Don't call it "gay" sex, that's way weirder when you say it to your brother.

>>731598651
screw off the shower head and push the nozzle to your hole, let some handwarm (!) water run (not a lot - about a cup), go to the toilet and squirt it out. Repeat until water is clean.
viola - you are douched.

>>731599794
>>731599779
>>731599735
Piss off you bloody samefag wanker.

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>>731599982
>being this much of a degenerate faggot

>>731599978
You should really use sterilised water...

>>731599982
we are three different people faggot

>>731600057
clearly photoshop. this is just sad. wow what a wanker! :O

>>731600111
Trips don't lie

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>>731598453
why though

topping is so horrible, like if you're a gay fair enough but if you're master race Bi just go for pussy

bottoming is way better

Being unable to see that fags are the true master race ITT.

>>731600123
>clearly photoshop
>din't use photoshop
Do you have an eye problem faggot? Maybe glaucoma?

>>731600227
This. Fucking pussy is just better than fucking a lubed ass. Only reason to fuck a man is to feel alpha.

Being a bottom is at least interesting.

>>731600250
y u so mad? we fags own the future now, just accept it and suck some dicks with us :)

>>731600360
idk what ass you've been fucking but pussy is inferior by far.

>>731600367
Tumblr is that way friend

>>731600367
>fags own future
>literally no future if all men are fags
nice try tho

>>731600417
I'm friend now ? You wanna kiss a little anon? :*

>>731600436
Clearly you put no thought into this post at all so I'll just pretend you weren't so fucking stupid.

>>731600519
>clearly doesn't know how a human body works

>>731600470
You know, if you wanted hugs and kisses you could've just gone to tumblr in the first place instead of polluting our board with cancerous content

>>731600367

>tfw you cringe so hard it's like your chest imploded in on itself

god doesnt love you

>>731600613
>clearly doesn't understand how gay and lesbian breeding arrangements work.
>>731600678
>/b/
>your board
kek

>>731598335
Make sure to wrap it up. You don't want shit in your penor. You can get gangrene

douch go slow and if you bottom and its killing you sit on it

make sure you kill yourself and you're good to go

>>731601043
>diary
>op was a faggot
>diary
>FAGGOT

>>731601212
Yeah right. Faggots always want you to know they're gay. So they dress like ridiculous queers

>>731601317
yea but if you dress/act completely straight you'd never get hit on in public

>>731598335
Gays are disgusting

>>731601546
So then why are you one?

>>731601489
Oh please. You can wave hi to them and they'll take it as a sign that you wanna fuck

>>731601672
Uh 99% of straight guys are disgusting so... nah.

>>731601749
Yeah sure. Let's pretend you have standards

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>>731600407

>>731601819
That's the best you could come up with?

>>731599280
how is that too old? thats the prime age of a well behaved sex machine

>>731602199
Gross. Stop talking, you disgust me.
Grandpa fucker.

>>731602254
el o el
want me to take a round at your hole as well?

>>731600407
this.

>>731602357
I'm 26, too young 4 u.

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>>731602357
lemme get this straight, you're 20 and you're topping a guy 10 years older than you for the first time in your life? what is the fucking situation that led you to that anyway

>>731602906
im bored????

>>731602480
i bang anything and anyone, as long as youre not ugly :)

>>731603409
I'm pretty cute.

>>731603476
if youre one of those sissy boys im not interested, thats pretty gay tbh

>>731603553
Pffft no. I look young for my age though.

>>731603606
yeah ? where u at?

>>731603655
Aus. Not actually gonna fuck u tho anon.

>>731598335
If it is with your actual dad, don't call him 'daddy' to get kinky... it just makes it awkward.

>>731603696
not gon fuck u either tbh but want to see what u look like
dont worry im a nigger and cant swim so ur safe

>>731598335
All you must know is, fuck his asshole so goddamn hard that his legs will eventually be paralyzed by the amount of force his rectum has taken

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>>731604005
will do.

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>>731598335
>I'm having gay sex for the first time tommorow.

KYS FAGGOT

NEVER FAGGOTPOST HERE AGAIN

DIE FAGGOT DIE

>>731598335
technically it's not gay when your balls don't touch each other ;)

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>>731598335
Uh, it's gross. Like, grosser than that. Super-duper mega-ultra omni-gross.

Thought I was bi for years. Literally the minute I had a dick in my mouth, took a lightning fast 180 and realized, yeah, no. Like wow. How did this not occur to me before? Fucking nope.

More power to the folks for whom it works, but it ain't for me. You have fun with it though, fairy boy. Hope it's all you've dreamed and more :D

>>731598335
Enjoy your AIDS

you're a fag and hope you enjoy your aids faggo

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>>731598335 (OP)
If you have the time and 8-9$ bucks you should go to your CVS and grab yourself one of these in my picture.
Cause nobody (cept scat lovers) wants shit dick, and plus it streches out the anus muscles so you can take dick no problem.

>>731606047
Your family is gonna be so goddamned relieved when you finally come out

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Time cleanse this thread. I've got the oven fired up. Put em in line.

>>731607206
thanks fam

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>>731602254
I'm 33 and what is this? You hurt my feelings faggot. :(

>>731607206
Just our of curiosity have you ever tried not dick stuff with a dude and enjoyed that like say for example you have a fetish that isn't dicks, have you attempted anything like that?

I find some "hetroflexable" are more okay with my foot faggotry(foot rubs and shit) then getting their dick sucked as an example so I was just curious.

>>731599107
Pff gross, dude Ive seen (and done stuff) 30+ people who are hotter and look younger then 20-25 aged guys, sometimes age really is just a number.

>>731599280
Naaah its just a number sometimes

>>731598335
Who's going to play the vagina?
Who's going to play the penis?

>>731608331
i like old guys anon. don't worry there's a guy out there for you