g'morning anon. hope u slept well. tell me why you will

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Because life is great. No matter how shitty it is at times.

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I just moved into a new house, and I have the next nine days off for rest and completing the move, opening boxes, etc.

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>>731591494
ur right. life is good.

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>>731591494
>>731591804
im not sure that logic is sound.

>>731591156
because god still hasn't delivered the patch notes. I'm not logging out until I know the respawn features is working correctly and won't leave me on the black screen of death.

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>>731592031
great way of thinking.

>>731591156
honestly might. girlfriend has been a real bitch to me lately and when I told her it was adding to my depression and that I wanted to kill myself she called and woke my mom up at 2am and then went to sleep without saying a word to me. most likely will be single when she gets home from work so whats the fucking point

>>731591156
PREY

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Because milf

>>731591156
There's only 15 minutes left in the day and that's not enough time for me to sort my shit out before I off myself.

>>731591156
sauce?

well OP, don't jump to conclusions

>>731591156
Honestly? I don't know. Lifes been going downhill for years now, and it's not going to get any better.

>>731592684
What do you have to sort out? You'll be dead and thus it wont be a problem, and if you have things to do for people and you don't hate them enough to not do it why kill yourself in the first place?

>>731592444
just do it

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>>731592511
tis good ?

>>731591156
Is that the train with no brakes?

>>731592976
Possible game of the year

Because I want buy a MT09. Keeps me some will to live

>>731591156
Dying is my biggest fear.

Because im too much of a pussy

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>>731593604
maybe that's a good thing.

>>731591156
I have to try fuck my neighbor thats why

Because my professor is going to let my absensces slide since I've aced every test, so I will no longer fail the class.

>>731591156
Because I have to try to help other people and bring them to Christ

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>>731594142
but christ doesn't exist.
>>731594122
congrats.

>>731591156
because is friday, and i just got paid... so it means WHORE'S NIGHT!!

>>731591156
Welp probably because I want to die at the same time that I didn't want to die.

>>731591156
becuz kawaii!!!!!!!!!11!!X3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x5hPUesdik

Cause I have to much going for me rn

>>731592444
Don't kys, just dump the bitch.

>>731596392
its hard at this point. we've lived together for years and there's no way I could afford rent by myself. If we broke up I'd have to quit my job and move home. Never really understood what people meant when they said they were "trapped" in a relationship until now

>>731591156
Because I told my sister I wouldn't, and I'm too proud to break my word.

Dad's birthday was a few days ago. Having how birthday dinner tonight.

Found out the cute single girl at work is going on a date though, so that makes me a bit closer to the edge.

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>>731594142
Keep up the good work brother

>>731591156

Because yesterday was my 5 year work anniversary which got me a 7% raise and an extra 5 days PTO. Today is Friday, so tonight I will go to dinner with my wife and when we come home she will let me smell her stinky sweaty feet. Tomorrow we are taking our son to the zoo and Sunday I am going fishing with a buddy I havent seen in a few years.

In short, life is fucking good. Chin up. Remember the good times and they will get you through the bad

cuz the semester is over and I PASSED MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

>>731592444
Huh... living with a depressed whiny cunt, and you wonder why she is mean to you? First time I hear "I want to die" from a person, thats the last time I talk to them. Call a help line or something. Thats the last fucking thing I need to deal with. Your girlfriend sounds like a saint for even associating with you

>>731591156
1) i dont want to make my family sad

2) if there is absolutely nothing after death, i think that is worse than the shitty life i have

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>>731597222
nice trips.
it's good you care about your family.

>>731591156

Because I'm not getting fucked like that

>>731591156
I just finished uni so I'm going to chill for a bit

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>>731598710
congrats on finishing.

Because most people on /b/ are sad and depressed that they're not in a relationship/ still virgins so they feel that because no one "loves them" and no one ever will, but they're all over thinking it, and don't realize that sex and relationships are literally so over rated. So I don't feel like killing myself, life is actually pretty awesome.

Test tomorrow

>>731591156
I like being alive because I like sex, drugs, and music, mainly.

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>>731600523
thos are all great reasons

>>731591156
Because i'm still looking for an excuse.. just give me more time

Coz i realized I've been saying that i will kill myself, even tried with pills and to be honest the fact that I'm still here means some bit of me is still wanting to live and is hoping for better, and that bit is worth keeping alive. Also cause I followed /fit/'s advice and started lifting, and it's giving me a lot of confidence and now instead of being sad all the time, I'm sad half the time, and the other just using women for fuggs

>>731591156
Ill be applying for a new job that's almost guaranteed for me. Going to start getting into shape instead of being a fat lazy piece of shit. Have to start getting my life on track and making changes. If none of that works guess ill eat a bullet. Who knows.

>>731600733
Lopsided titties

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>>731601729
stick around anon.
>>731602610
g'luck with the job.

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>>731602644
Thanks anon

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because I'm not black.

Because the show I'm in opens tonight and I'm super excited
[spoiler] if anyone lives in southern california in the riverside area the show is at poly and you should come see it [/spoiler]

>>731604644
> [spoiler] [/no]