This is an easy question. Time to find out who's autistic

>>731574196
Come on you late night autistic cucks. Respond with answers.

>>731574196
>kill both birds
>open door
>live with it
>sage

>>731574778
You're ruining my fun.
>Inb4 you call op a faggot

>>731574929
What will a bird that always tells the opposite of you answer me when I ask it if OP is a faggot?

>>731575253
That's deep bro.

>>731574196
I'll bite:

Easy mode: which door would the other bird say leads to heaven

God mode: if there was a bird that gave the opposite response to what you would say, which door would it say leads to heaven.

God slayer mode: A bird that gives the opposite response to what you would say does exist. Which door would it say leads to heaven.

or, none of the 'god' related modes exist because god doesn't exist. fight me op

>>731574196
>>731574196

You would ask either bird what the other bird would tell you to do.

ezpz

>>731575737
I would tell each bird my name. The one that says my name is the right bird.

>>731575737
Autistic

>>731575709
would is hypothetical.

which door would you have to go through when you die?

bad bird would have to go trough the hell door, but since he is always lying he points to heaven.

good bird would point to heaven door too.

no question about other bird, no if statement, just a normal question. what did i win?

>>731575892
You cant even read the guidelines of easy mode.

>>731575913
That's fair. However, I doubt you can provide an answer.

>>731574196
Ask the bird who speaks the truth to kill the liar bird next to the door that leads to heaven

>>731576002
You realize the lying bird can just say both? Hes dishonest not evil.

Easy - place your hand on a bird and ask it if you have just put your hand on it, if it says no ask the other bird which door to walk thro, if yes go through the opposite door the other bird tells you to go through

>>731576042
Stated correctly, this WOULD give you the right answer. It would have to be "What is my name, and which door leads to heaven?" except stated as one question. Not quite sure how to do that, though

>>731576002
too many possibilities, given they aren't human. birds dont go to heaven or hell, or go to a different "bird hell/heaven". these birds might never die or already be dead. when they die, they might have turned bad, or turned good. future events are all hypothetical.

>>731576116
i cannot, so far. not OP btw.

>>731576278
he always lies and send good people willingly to hell, what makes him evil.

>>731576363
>what is reading?

>>731576229
I really have found autism in its pure form.

>>731574196
>acquire poisoned rice
>feed birds
>birds die
>problem solved

>>731574196
'What door do you belong behind?'

does this cover all the bases?

>>731576477
Yep I have a high reading of asperger, still fight me you little bitch

>>731576377
That's two questions.

>>731575709

Let me change your God Slayer mode answer:

>There exists a bird that says the opposite of your answer to the question, "Which door leads to heaven?" What is the bird's answer?

Point me to where you want me to go.
>good bird points to heaven
>bad bird lies and points to hevean instead of hell

>>731576675
Which is why you find a way to state it as one question, as I said in the second half. I know what you mean, though.

>>731576377
one sentence does not make two questions one. nor is there any indication you can actually ask the birds to do anything aside from answering one question.

>>731576612
Fight yourself.

>>731576477
assuming birds play by rules and they wouldn't both instantly fight for their lives

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>>731574196

>Implying I wouldn't just fuck both birds for all eternity.

>>731574196
easy - which door would the other bird say leads to heaven?
go in opposite door

god - what door would a bird with the opposite morals to you tell me to go through to get to heaven?
go through opposite door

god slayer - i break the curse laid on me by asking a hypothetical question
follow steps in easy mode to claim throne

>>731576694
still hypothetical, since the question "which door leads to heaven?" has not been asked.

>>731576786
unfortunately, there is no indication that you can direct the birds to do anything, aside from answeing the question. what you need to ask is "which door do you want me to go through?" however, there are possibilites that a bad bird wants you to go to heaven, or that a good bird thinks you deserve hell. we dont know their moral framework.

don't need to ask any questions. grab both birds put them in one hand. act like i'm going to open a door monitor their reactions. surely god would not allow an innoccent bird that tells the truth to go to hell with me when i open the door and would provide a divine miracle to happen which would point me in the rght path to bringing all 3 of us to heaven

OP here. You're all doing great work.
God Speed chat.

>>731577123
Touche. Other thought was take me where u drom but they can be opposite or from same place

>enter room
>see 2 birds
>"where the fuck am i?"
>waste my question
>choose one door
>still 50/50 chance
>i'm a notorious gambler anyways

Ask them at the same time "What door would cause me no suffering " dishonest our not they'd point to the same door

>>731577123

>still hypothetical, since the question "which door leads to heaven?" has not been asked.

Incorrect. Essentially in math terms I'm asking

>x = y
>So what is b divided by y

I'm not creating a scenario, I'm just introducing a string of logic then asking for an answer according to this string of logic

>>731577546
OP here.
Autism confirmed on this post.

>>731577546

Everyone on 4chan can agree you are retarded

lmfao^^

Walk in room. Suck own dick. Leave

"What is the opposite door of what I need to go through that leads to hell?"

>choose opposite door

>>731574196
whilst it is an interesting question, i'd be too busy rolling around in my own shit, screaming autistic noises and ripping my cock off to mlp porn

the parrots would then gladly tell me which door is which to stop my overwhelming faggotry

>>731577557
incorrect. you only have one question. the question you are currently asking is the only question you can ask. any question that refers to the asking of another question creates a hypothetical scenario.

even if you claim it is true for other people asking that question, you have no proof that anyone has ever asked that question, or ever will. this might be a one time thing for all you know, or the riddle provides.

>ask where would you rather go.
Or which door u from

Both choose hevean

If i could ask one question to each bird, this would be easy.

It's a bullshit question and you cannot know the answer. Random chance would be your best friend or worst enemy at the same time.

Psychologists throw this out to see who's really stupid and who actually has a clue.

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>>731577872

>you only have one question. the question you are currently asking is the only question you can ask. any question that refers to the asking of another question creates a hypothetical scenario.
I'm not asking another question tho, and I'm not creating a hypothetical scenario

>There exists a bird that says the opposite of your answer to the question, "Which door leads to heaven?" What is the bird's answer?

So I'm not creating a hypothetical situation here. I'm introducing a fact to this bird (to say I can't do this is adding another layer to what I can and can't do that isn't already established in the OP). Then I'm asking the question:

>What is the bird's answer?

>>731578055
>>731577922
>>731577711
>>731576477
>>731576511
>>731576377
Check'd

>>731578111
Nice trips.

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>>731578111

Trips of truth

>>731578111
no, you are introducing a hypothetical fact. it is not, as stated previously, a fact that anyone would (or could) ever ask that question, and given that you cant ask that question because you only have one question. since it is the one including the reference to another question that may or may not ever be asked, it is hypothetical.

Why would I ever ask a bird anything. Dumb motherfuckers. All they ever do is fly around and shit on my car.

>>731574196
Put a small piece of c4 on the doors to blow a hole in both of them, look through the hold and you already know what is on the other side of both doors.
No questions needed.

>>731578410

But its not a hypothetical, and it's not another question. I'm just introducing a fact.

I'm introducing a line of thought. I'm not creating a situation, I'm just introducing a string of logic.

>Hey Jim's wife is a slut
>Will Jim's wife sleep with me?

>Tod says the opposite of your answer specifically to the question, "Is Jim's wife a slut?"
>What is Tod's answer to that question?

If I said
>So if Tod says the opposite to what you'd say to "Is Jim's wife a slut?" What would he say?

Honestly it's word play, but as far as the English language is concerned that's the difference between hypothetical and logic.

I would say to one of the birds while pointing a gun at it `which door leads to heaven and if I find out your lying when I open the door then im going to shoot you`.

>>731578055
this

>>731578711
do you not actually understand what a hypothetical is? or that when people discuss logic syntax, it is almost always with reference to hypotheticals?

in this fact scenario, provided by the riddle, you only get one question to ask one bird. given this one question is the question you are asking, referencing any other question asked of either bird can ONLY be hypothetical, because as far as we know, it may or may never be asked. there is no statement in the riddle that other people have or will ask that question.

it is not hypothetical to say "there exists a bad bird who answers opposite to you" (although it is wrong, because a truth and a lie are not necessarily opposite of each other in meaning) as the riddle states that is a fact.

if we apply the riddle rules to your example:
>>Tod says the opposite of your answer specifically to the question, "Is Jim's wife a slut?"
>>What is Tod's answer to that question?

Tod cannot have an answer to that question, because Tod has never been asked that question, as far as we are aware. just because you don't use words like if, would or could, doesnt mean a question is not referencing a possibility, rather than a fact.

I think we should all just agree that it's not possible to come up with a solution with one question.

>>731574196
>God Mode: it's a 50/50 question, so stop being a fuck lord and open one of the doors.

>>731575253
"U rite"

>>731579594
i like the one referring to the birds death, where the liar goes to hell so both will point to heaven.

>>731574196

Today is Friday? Depending on answer I know if the other bird lies or not, and I simply ask "will this door bring me to the hell?"

>>731580260
You can only ask one question, which makes this impossible

Ask bird 1: Are you a bird? If bird is liar, bird will say no. If you've got the liar bird, you ask the other bird which door leads to heaven and take the door it suggests.

If bird answers "yes, I'm a bird" you know the other bird will lie; ask the other bird which door leads to heaven and take the OTHER door.

/Thread

>>731580508
You can only ask one question to one bird

>>731580561
I am an idiot. Didn't see that.

>>731580645
Yeah, it makes it impossible. Now if it was one question for each bird this would be easy.

>>731574196
I ask one of the birds, "Does God exist?"

Doesn't matter what the answer is and walk out the right door. Nothing happens because those are fictional places.

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birbs can't talk. so fuck each one in it's tailhole!

>>731580508
autistic cunt, one question to one bird.

>>731574778

I lol'd, thanks.

>>731574196
ask the bird "is this a hypothetical question" and then kill myself

ez next please

>>731574196
throw a bird hard enough against door to make a hole in it , look whats behind it

>>731580737
ask the bird if god exist is a good question. if the bird answers yes its a 50% chance hes lying. So you minimiced the chance going to hell to 25%

Birds can't fucking talk.

Grab both birds, go through a door, if it's hell, I am having bird for dinner.
If it's heaven, I release them.

Ask either bird "does your mom know you're gay"
Hope the other bird will sensibly chuckle and show you the way to spite his eternal enemy.

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>>731574196
April is over.

>>731580951
This makes me think--if you grabbed both birds and went toward a door, wouldn't they get uncomfortable as you approached hell's door? Maybe you don't even need to ask a question.

50% chance for heaven, for what i've done these are pretty good odds

>>731574196
my name is bob
Ask the bird : excluding you, who in this room should go through which door to be happy.
If it says another name, go through thr opposite door, if not, do what the birb says.

>>731581595
That's asking 2 questions though, who and which.

>fuck birds
>cook birds
>eat birds

In that order

Does the door on your side of the room correspond to your alignment?

>>731581595
Liar bird can say "Bob should go through *hell door* to be happy", because it's false.

>>731582501
Covers all the bases- 1 question, doesn't make reference to the other bird, and is not hypothetical.

>>731576377
Ask which door goes to heaven, and you must address me by my name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBEEBXsFeRk
oh hey wow check this out

>>731574196
Just ask a bird if (insert DEFINITE fact) is true. If it says it is true, you can ask which door is heaven and it will tell you

>>731583005
you are only allowed one question good sir.

>>731582830
This is stupid, nothing should lead you to believe that either bird knows your name, nor would either be bound to call you by your real name or a made-up name if they knew it. Calling someone their me is not telling the truth nor lying. If it was, then the lying bird would always speak gibberish since wrong words are lies.

Easy.

Write on one door:

Heaven

write on the other door:

Hell

What's that? Nothing to write with? Bite your finger until it bleeds, use your fucking blood. Don't give me shitty rules about that.

Then say to any of the birds, doesn't matter:

"Does the place written on that door, match what's behind that door?"

or whatever variation of that you want to make the question watertight.

Regardless of the answer, you grab the bird and throw it through first to see what happens.

Easy.

>>731582867
when one is lying how could he explain truesfully how the riddle works?

>>731582501
This is the answer. Are you guys not reading it?

>>731583182
"if you are the lying worm, then you will tell me what your truth telling brother will say but it will be a lie therefor the answer will also be the opposite of what you say.

>>731583110
Doesn't change anything, the names could be right and the bird will say yes if it's the truth or no if its a lie and same thing in reverse if it's not right.

>>731583182
honestly doesn't make the most sense reading it back, i just wanted to post the video because it's the same question.

>>731582501
We got a winner.

"Hey birdnigger what's 2+2"
They say 4 and their door is heaven and anything else means hell.
Done.

>>731579248
your mom just asked me "do you want to fuck my ass?" yesterday. would you be ok with it when i do it?

>>731575737
Truth bird: "the other bird would tell you that door goes to hell"
Lying bird: "the other bird would tell you that door goes to hell"
>Being this autistic

>>731576278
you cant even fucking read the intro....
he is bad.

not dishonest
not a bit cheeky
he is bad

Cunt

>>731582501
nice
+1 internet for you

>>731583110
KEK

>>731574196
You ask one bird, "which door leads to heaven", then you go with the exact opposite. This gives you a 50% of ending up in heaven. Not bad!

>>731574196
For easy I would walk up to one bird and state, the other bird is dead, it is also the liar, it would also tell me to go through the left door. Which of these statements is true?

Punch one of the birds and ask if it hurt it says it didnt then its the lying bird ta da

>>731584184
Getting to know which bird is lying is easy, but you still don't know which door to go through.

>>731584176
Actually I will change my third statement to "it would also tell me to through the door on your left"

>>731574196
>you don't know which door is which
>howerver you know exactly which door is heaven and which is hell

>>731574196
"I take you with me and liying is a sin that needs to be punished in hell so tell me what door we use"

For god mode, you make the following statements.

You state your name.

You state, "you are a bird".

You state their are two doors.

You then point to one of the doors and state that the door leads to heaven.

You then ask the bird, "are any of these statements false"

>>731574196
ask the bird "when you die, which door will you go through?"
the good bird goes to heaven and says so.
the bad bird goes to hell but lies about it

>>731584754
ayy you see it works, for all of them

>>731574196

Ask either bird: "If I were to ask both of you if this door goes to heaven, what would you say?"

>OP you made this too easy

>>731584838

God mode should work for all of them.

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>>731584754
Winrar

>>731584754
Though in reality you only need the last two statements to find the lying bird and to find the door

>>731584971
This is true.

>>731584915
Actually yeah, mine made a hypothetical situation of the other bird being dead, using the immediate situation would work for all three, gg wp

>>731584261
There are 2 birds you fucking autist

>>731584754
NEW SUCCESSOR TO GOD CONFIRMED.

>>731585351
Chill your spicy beans, yeah there are 2 birds, but you can only ask one bird one question. So if your the same guy who asked the question before, you wasted your one question.

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>>731584754
>>731584838
>>731584915
>>731585565

but it don't work

>>731585910
Wp ;-;

>>731585910
you cant build the false bird a double false.

the liar bird will only answer in a lie its not that he thinks a statement is false when its actually true.

so
liebird/truthbird
you state your name T T/T T
you state "you are a bird" T T/T T
you state their are two doors T T/T T
you then point to one of the doors and state that the door leads to heaven F T/T F
You then ask the bird "are any of these statements false" N Y/ N Y

>>731586413
This tbh

>>731575709
Easy mode answer doesnt work, you can only ask ONE bird, to verify you'd have to ask both of the birbs

>>731574196
>one bird ALWAYS lies
>both birds are green

Anon plz... that always crap always spoil these rhings. Just as an example; I'd just ask both of em are they green. If the other little bastard always lies, by that definition it will do so again no matter what you ask, even if the reality would be right there stairing it's worm filled filthy asshole.

Bow to me faggot, you have a new God.

>>731584074
You might as well not ask and pick a door. Still 50/50.

>>731586982
With that single question, do you know which door leads to hell?

>>731574196
I ask "are hell and heaven really all they're cracked up to be?" Pick a door. No fear.

>>731587189
Aww for fuck sakes, missed that one. Serves me right since drinking while at work.

Cudos bro.

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>>731574196
GOD SLAYER MODE SOLUTION

Shit is easy as fuck if ur an autist like me. Ask each bird what 1 + 1 =. Whatever bird doesn't say 2 is the liar.

/thread

>>731574196
Also "casted"

>>731587376
Ok. Ask the other bird is it green. If yes, the other would lie about the door so I'd choose the opposite. If no, the other bird bird would speak the truth when asked about the door.

This is straight up Neverending Story shit...

>>731575709
I was just going to say, "There's another bird that knows about these doors. What would he say is the one that leads to heaven?" But that doesn't tell you which bird you're talking to....

>>731587652
>Labyrinth shit
Got confused there, I oughta stop drinking...

i would just ask: "Hey bird what door would you recommend for me to pick?"
After the recommendation kill both birds and look where they are going. If both go in the same, you talked to the truthful and should follow him. If they went in different direction, follow that one you didn't talk to. The other one will go to hell cause he recommended hell for you

>>731575913
..."would, if I asked them,"
>>731586822
No you wouldn't. You know beforehand that they would both say the door to hell

>>731588422
>Implying that you could see a (((soul)))
Anywho... what if the truthful bird has some past sins that has already condemned it to hell? What if animals do not have souls / aren't allowed to go to heaven nor hell?

>>731587400
you can only ask one question. you wasted it and asked another one which already disqualifies you.

>>731587652
you have one question. opposite of what?

>>731575709
there's no god mode anyway in this riddle, OP is autistic

>>731583597
he's actually right...
>being this autistic

>spend the next few months talking with one of the birds
>develop a rapport
>develop brotherhood
>ask which door leads to heaven
>tell the bird sayonara, approach the "heaven" door
>if the bird starts to cry, it is the liar bird
>go to the other door
simple

>>731586413
you can't make any statements... you get one question and it can only be asked to one bird. fuck.

god is dead

>>731588779
"Does this (point one) door lead to hell/heaven", pick one. You already asked the first bird is ut green (or some other obious thing) so you are already aware of wich one of those cunts lie. If the first one told the truth, choose the opposite door that the second bird cunt suggests and vice versa.

Sounds like a bullet proof plan to me but I have "few" beers on me so who knows.

>>731574196
i would ask one bird what the other bird would say the left door is

>>731589204
>One guestion to one bird
It seems that I screwed my self there...

Kek

I would ask either bird "are you a bird?"

ez

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Screw asking the birds questions. It's time to duel! If I win, they will let me through to heaven!

>>731574196
I can do this in zero questions. Harvest the birds for their entrails and tie said entrails to both doors, pulling both open at the same time. I then take my pick. If the end result is the same purgatory I'm in, then I get to try again and cut up as many birds as I want while building up a stack of unused questions.

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>>731589573
wut

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>>731589808
pic related

>>731574196
>easy mode
How many doors go to heaven?

>god mode
Same answer

>god slayer mode
Same answer

>>731590263
*same question

Easy: "i'll choose right. Can you say something to me that would change my descision?"
if heaven and truth bird, he'll answer: no
if heaven and false bird, he'll answer: no (cause he has to lie about that he can lie to me)
if hell and truth bird, he'll answer: yes
if hell and false bird, he'll answer: no (cause he has to lie about that he can lie to me)

so if bird says yes take the left door
if bird says no odds are 67% its the right door

I can do it with zero questions. First I'd kill and eat both birds, then I'd check both doors, and handles for heat with the back of my hand. The warmer door clearly leads to hell.

>>731590405
the limbo is frozen

>>731590372
This isn't a monty hall probability problem you dense mongoloid

>>731590405
the devil lives in an ice cube dood

>>731590478
but it works

>>731576002
All birds go to hell, read the Quran

>>731590405
technically hell doesn't have to be hot, and heaven doesn't have to be clouds, but if you put your ear to the door, listen very closely and hear the voice of Barack Obama, you might be at the gates of hell.

>>731590458
CAN'T FUCKING MAKE NEW RULES ON THE SPOT, IDIOT!

>>731590263
Please explain to me how this lets you know which door goes to heaven with only one question

>>731590263
Thats nice that you know which bird tells the truth, but you wasted the question to find that out. You still dont know which door leads where. It doesnt say the bird to heaven is on the same side as the door to heaven

>>731590372
>nd false bird, he'll answer: no (cause he has to lie about that he can lie to me)
>if hell and truth bird, he'll answer: yes
>if hell and false bird, he'll answer: no (cause he has to lie about that he can lie to me)
>so if bird says yes take the left door
>if bird says no odds are 67% its the right door

best solution yet its 75% for this strategy to win heaven

>>731576603
We have the autist with Aspergers here

>>731577546
Nay. Each bird can have a different opinion of suffering.

>>731574196
I ask the question "Does the wage gap exist?"

>>731578410
Never question the trips of truth, summerfag

>>731590372
my winner

Q: Are you are a bird and if so point to the heaven door.

>>731591731
</thread>

>>731591731
>Not a bird
>So he doesn't point at all

Smooth move asshat

>>731590372
>>731574196
i dont find the mistake someone else?

>>731574196
Kill both birds and open both doors.

>>731581129
>People with autism dont like playing games or having fun
Kek

You are all fucking retarded. Literally, the answer to all of these hypotheticals is "What is the sum of 1 + 1?"