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sup /b/ let's go on a spooky adventure. you're trapped

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sup /b/ let's go on a spooky adventure.
you're trapped in a haunted mansion and need to get out, what do?
go through window, door, or opening in the ceiling?
dubs decides
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jump through that fuckin window B
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>>731548063
JUMP RIGHT OUT OF THAT FUCKING WINDOW! DON'T OPEN JUST JUMP.
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>>731548180
REROLL
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>>731548063
ceiling, duh
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Door
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>>731548180
reroll
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Jump through that window
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>>731548063
Pry off boards on window, make skis, ski away your problems
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>>731548215
rerolling because this is the only logical goddamn answer
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>>731548333
Checked
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>>731548333
now get throught that fucking ceiling
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>>731548333
You climp up and out of the whole, and find yourself surrounded by candles. You hear a faint voice emerge from the corner of the room "We've been expecting you.."
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>>731548566
respond, "I'm here to fuck you!" *GhostBusters theme begins to play*
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>>731548566
I FOUND YOU
FAKER
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>>731548333
congrats on trips,
you climb into a shallow attic forcing you to crawl, you find yourself having to choose a path of either the vent in the wall or a crack on the other side emitting light,
posts ending in 1 or 8 decides
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>>731548823
crack seems like a safe choice
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>>731548823
Vent
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>>731548823
Crawl back downstairs, and go out the window
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>>731548823

Go to the crack, Kek speaks.
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>>731548823
Go towards the light you faggot
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>>731548823
Vent
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>>731548823
vent
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vent
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>>731548911
Vent wins
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we go venmt
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>>731548823

GO
TO
THE
FUCKING
CRACK
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>>731548911
You motherfuckers, not only did I get 1, but I got 11
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>>731548911
you crawl to the vent and look through before you push it out, you see two men talking about how theyre about to fuck up the guy in the other room (in reference to you), what do? get the drop on them and try to fuck them up, or continue upwards through the vents?
9 decides.
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>>731549541
fuck those faggots up
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>>731549541
FIGHT
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>>731549541

BREAK THEIR FUCKING BONES
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Check out what the crach has to offer
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>>731549541
drop thsoe fools
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>>731549849
CRACK FUUUUUUUUCK
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>>731549849
fuck you
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>>731549541
Try to fuck them up
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>>731549541
Get the drop on them
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>>731549541
Fuck them up really well
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>>731549849

You're disgraceful
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>>731549541
Continue towards the vents
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FUCK EM UP
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>>731549541
You slide your penis through the slit in the vent in hopes they notice it and run away.
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>>731549849
lol everyone hates you
you climb through the crack with the light coming through to find out it's a flashlight, you collect it, there are no openings in the room, but its filled with floorboards, what do?
Go back to a previous area, or tear open a squeaky floorboard? (remember about the usage of your flashlight)
dubs decides
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stick one leg through the vent
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look under a floorboard with the flashlight
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>>731550613
Tear that board up
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>>731550735
Re roll
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go back to the guys and throw your flashlight at them. Hopefuly they will die
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>>731550772
rolling lol
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>>731550613
climb back and use morse code with the flashlight at those dude talking to spell out "CUCKS"
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>>731550613
Lift open the floorboard and gently slide your penis into it while turning on the flash light to blind whoever is down there with a silhouette of your penis.
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>>731549541
keeep crawlin!
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>>731550613
scratch out the "a" on the flashlight and scribble "e" to make it into a fleshlight.

I choose to masturbate and then turn back to the previous area
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>>731551000
THE TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
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>>731551000
TRIPS OF KEK
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>>731551000
I demand drawings of this two part adventure
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>>731550613
Go back and beat those two faggots up with the flashlight.
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>>731551100
my trips have overpowered your weak dubs. it's now a fleshlight
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>>731551169
I wanted to win :(
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hurry up op, its 6 am, have go to work at 10 but need to know how story goes
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>>731551000
congrats on yet another trips,
you successfully bust a nut, but surge your fleshlight's power, you still keep it, but its main purpose is now as a weapon, you are now at your previous area and no longer hear talking through the vents, what do?
6 decides
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>>731551488
go check out the room those guys were in before
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>>731551488
KNOCK OUT THE GUYS AND POUR CUM ONTO THEIR BIG DOODOO HEADS
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>>731551488
go to the vent again and search for those two faggits
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>>731551582
roll for this
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>>731551488
just keep crawling. theres gotta be somewhere better in the ents
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>>731551488
You suck the cum out of the fleshlight. No homo
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>>731551488
Kill yourself with the flashlight and come back as a spirit
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I drink the cum out of my fleshlight for MAXIMUM GAINS and then I attack the two guys with it
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>>731551488
I refer you to my previous post
>>731550350
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>>731551488
Do nothing
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>>731551582
please be this
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>>731551488
do the vodoo ritual on those two faggots, then
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>>731551488
Shove the flashlight up your ass.
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>>731551582
dump the cum
u
m
p

t
h
e

c
u
m
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>>731551488
they prob heard me fap so let's just tell them about it
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>>731551690
This please
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>>731551488
meet those guys and try to talk this through. violence is not an option
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>>731551582
ROLL
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>>731551488
Pray to satan
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>>731551582
>>731551690
>>731551754
>>731551758
OP here,
>you are now at your previous area and no longer hear talking through the vents
retards
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>>731551488
vent again
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>>731551488
Cover yourself in cum and attack cause your greased up in jizz they can't land a hit on you
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Check room that the guys were in
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>>731551488
/thread
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>>731551914
mastermind
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>>731551488
Break through the vent
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>>731551926
winrar
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>>731551926
Win
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>>731551488
It's cozy in there. Get some sleep
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>>731551926
you climb in the room and drop down, the door they went out of is slightly cracked, there's a couch and a lampshade as well, remember you can search furniture and things in your room, what do?
dubs decides.
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>>731551488
warm a battery of the fleshlight in your ass
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>>731552651
wear the lampshade as a hat (in case you need to disguise) and sneak into the cracked door

I prepare to fling my cummy fleshlight at any attackers
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>>731552651
stick fl(e)shlight in couch and fuck the shit out of it, using the cushions as phat ass cheeks
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>>731552651
use the lampshade as a skirt
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>>731552651
search in the couch for stuff and then steal the lampshades lightbulb because it's fucking free
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>>731552788
Yikes... winrar I guess..
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>>731552788
WINRAR

Please draw this
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>>731552651
Take the lamp and charge in through the door while using the fleshlight to masturbate and the lamp in the other hand ready to attack
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>>731552651
Slowly slide your penis through the crack in the door in hopes of confusing and disorienting the enemies.
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Bomp
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>>731553388
trip dubs, dam bro
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>>731552788
you cum in the fucking fleshlight in the couch and stay their pondering life, what now /b/?
7 decides.
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>>731553557
An hero
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you convert the gun to shoot your cummies at your enemies.

you walk through the door with the gun drawn
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>>731553610
Reroll
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>>731553557
Rip up cushions check for goods
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>>731553557
shoot my dick off, then use it as a weapon
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>>731553652
roll for cummie blaster
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>>731553557
grab the gun and fire a shot to attract attention
wait
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>>731553557
pick up bat and look for the other two guys
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>>731553557
You gently slide your penis into the couch without the fleshlight and find out what could have been.
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>>731553659
Roll
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>>731553557
stick bat up ass, scare away men in other room
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>>731553659
rerolling
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>>731553655
Roll again
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run the fuck out of the home
big floppy cock floppin all over
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>>731553652
LOL PLEASE MAKE THE CUMMY BLASTER
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>>731553659
Re
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>>731553652
Roooooll
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>>731553557
take a nap on the couch, all that fucking got you tuckered out
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>>731553557
load the bat into the gun as ammunition
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put the handle of the bat up your ass

walk backwards on all fours and waggle your bat-ass at your enemies
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>>731553659
Roll again
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>>731553652
this
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>>731553876
ROLLING
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>>731553557
Take the bat and smash your dick
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Eat The two guys' asses
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>>731553912
oh my shit please let this happen
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>>731553652
roll
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>>731553659
roll
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>>731548063
listen to the door, peek out the window that's covered with wood. feel floor for drafts, look at opening in ceiling (anything to climb up to it?)
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>>731553947
I win
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>>731553947
Fuck off
>>731553977
This is the real winner dub 7's
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>>731554054
>>731553947
fuck you
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>>731554036
A little late bud..


Rip those fucking cushions up and find goods. Fuck these gaymos
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>>731553977
This one should win, it's better and has more 7's
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>>731554088
>>731554062
The two guys have left this story and their asses can't be eaten right now retards
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>>731554280
They haven't left the story dumb FUCK they just walked out
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>>731554325
Then where are they? They could be in the next room or they could be fucking your mom. The point is they are not in the current room so how can their asses be eaten?
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>>731553947
you smash the living FUCK out of your cock,
blood everywhere, broken shit, popped veins, sad peepee, bat is still quite durable, what now?
dubs decides.
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>>731554325
Thats fucking right faggot. I win
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>>731554524
this one
>>731553977
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>>731554457
Doesn't fucking matter nigga

Why would they just leave the house obv they looking for you
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>>731554524
dual-wield cock and bat and ambush the two fuckers outside
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>>731554524
bite my dick off
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>>731554524
Transform into a nigger and go rape the asses of those two faggots from earlier
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The fucking cushions, rip them up, get goods, profit
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>>731554593
Shut up CUCKOLD
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>>731554524
shove the bat up my ass
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>>731554524
EAT MY OWN ASS
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>>731554689
Roll
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>>731554524
deep throat the bat
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>>731554524
FIND THE TWO GUYS AND EAT THEIR ASSES
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>>731554524
Replace the benis with the bat
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>>731554524
let's go find those 2 guys that were talking shit
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>>731554689
Re
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>>731554524
SHIT AND EAT IT
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>>731553912
>>731554524
PLEASE THIS
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>>731554777
ayyy lucky trips
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>>731554777
fuck
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>>731554777
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
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>>731554689
Do it
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>>731554777
you successfully replace your broken benis with the bat, God recognizes your amazing thinking skills and rewards you with a level up. You can now carry two items, and you can now fight better, what now /b/?
dubs decides again.
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>>731555247
grab gun and prepare your anus to fight the two guys
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>>731555247
hit a home run on the two cucks outside
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>>731555247
Replace bat with ass from one of two guys
Eat other guys ass
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>>731555311
Ahh fuck. So quick!!
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>>731555247
Smash the bat dick with the gun
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>>731554524
Stick bat in ass while pooping and
a little dog suck what remain of your dick
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>>731555311
this is gonna get EXCITING
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>>731555360
Kek
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What the fuck is taking so long?
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>>731555247
Fuck fleshlight with bat dick
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smash the lamp with your bat dick, step in the sheddered glass bare feet and go throuh the doors leaving blood trace
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Rip?
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>>731555821
roll
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>>731555311
You fucking obliterate the red guy in one hit with his face shitting blood everywhere like he has the goddamn hershey squirts, but the cyan man prepares himself for battle and looks very intimidating and much more strong, what do?
9 decides.
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>>731556047
winrar
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>>731556068
TURN INTO BATMAN
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>>731556068
Beat him with the dick you smashed off
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>>731556068
Squash beef with cyan man and 69 until your mother comes home
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>>731556068
hit him with your backup weapon, the broken benis
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>>731556147
>>731556185
these
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>>731556068
jerk him off and when hes near orgasm shot his throath with gun
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>>731556155
Roll for this
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>>731556155
Roll
>>
>>731556068
Go back to original room and jump out of the window
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>>731556068
spread my ass for him to see my anus
>>
>>731556185
>>731556147
Roll
>>
>>731556068
Have sex with enemy Pls
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>>731556068
Make passionate gay love to the cyan man
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>>731556068
Impress him with my fidget spinner collection.
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>>731556257
please this
>>
suck his dick
>>
say sorry
>>
>>731556313
Roll
>>
EAT
HIS
ASS
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>>731556321
How have we had so many dubs but no 9's?? Reroll anyway.
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>>731556343
Roll
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>>731556325
roll
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>>731556343
Roll 2 nigge
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>>731556155
roll
>>
>>731556343
roll 4
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>>731556343
This
>>
Twirl like helicopter, fly through air and Obliterate that cyan cunt with the blades (bat)
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>>731556068
SUMMON THE LILYPADS FROM THE DAYS OF OLD
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start fucking red man in the ass
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>>731556343
rolll
>>
film him masturbating on that couching coach in that room and post it on pornhub. make money from that
>>
>>731556068
Crash this plane with no survivors
>>
>>731556068
Try to sell him a fancy knife set
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>>731556155
Rolli
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>>731556454
Rolling
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>>731556343
rollllll
>>
This house doesn't seem very haunted...
>>
teleport behind him
*unzips bat*
nothing personel cyan
fuck him in the ass
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>>731556343
rolllllll
>>
>>731556526
Fuck why is this so hard
Rolling
>>
>>731556343

Rollllllllllll
>>
Try to fuck him with bat penis
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>>731556126
roll
>>
Borrow his laptop and browse /pol/
>>
Pull out your 44 magnum and ask " do you feel lucky"
>>
>>731556343
rolllllllllllllllkl
>>
>>731556155
Cmon roll
>>
9.
>>
summon a demon to make this house sp00kier
>>
>>731556343
fucking roll
>>
Ask him where I am
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>>731556482
rollllllllll
>>
kiss him in the lips
>>
Enema from cyan ass
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call him a nigger and run away
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>>731556666
Quad
>>
>>731556343
roollllll
>>
hold his hand
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Ask him to pull out his dick
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Ask Cyan man if he likes updog
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>>731556714
Rollllllllllllo
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>>731556666
Oh my god. Dubs, trips, and now a fucking quad and NO 9!! Did mods turn 9's off or something?
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>>731556666
Gotta give to quads
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>>731556740
Roll
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>>731556742
roll need 99999
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Beat the shit out of him with your broken benis.
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>>731556068
Take him from behind and FUCK the shit out of his ass while strangling with the red dude's neck (get it, redneck)
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>>731556155
This is getting unbelievable roll
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>>731556776
need fucking 9 nigge
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Take a shit right in front of him, then give my bat a good slap and fuck his ass
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>>731556068
Play Half-Life 3 with him
>>
how hard is it to get a 9
fucking fist him with his own hands
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>>731556740
rell
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>>731556068
take him to a nice dinner then go back to his place
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arnold pops out of no where with m60s and destroys the cyan cunt
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>>731556806
Come on god please live within me
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>>731556811
Reroll
>>
>>731556783
Reroll
>>
suck his dick and balls (they must be hairy and stinky)
>>
>>731556068
Hypnotize him with your dick then beat the shit out of him
>>
>>731556740
Fuckinh roll
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>>731556858
FUCKING REEEEEEE 9
>>
Bend over and spread my cheeks
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>>731556068
Fuck his daughter
>>
Kill yourself because science has ruled out the existance of the number nine
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>>731556902
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

IF GOD EXISTS I WILL GET 9
>>
>>731556894
Reroll
>>
This
>>731556783
And then this
>>731556880
>>
>>731556343
this
>>
>>731556943
I'll be nice
God if you exist please let me get 9
>>
>>731556944
Fuck roll again
>>
>>731556068
Gouge out his eye balls and skull fuck him
>>
Cyan is a niggga and stole
dick bat, then go back window room.
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>>731556969
HOLY SHIT FUCKING FINALLY
>>
>>731556969
checkem
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>>731556969
winner
>>
>>731556969
Winrar
>>
>>731556969
FUCKKKKKKK
CAN MY QUADS COUNT THO
>>
>>731556969
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>
>>731556969
Winar
>>
>>731556969
Fucking... it's over... it's finally over...
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>>731556068
Find the nearest computer and go to 4chin. Have him start a trap thread
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>>731557093
kek
>>
>>731556068
mmm break his legs and interrogate him
>>
>>731557449
ayy again
>>
>>731557449
Lol another one
>>
>>731556068
fap to a trap thread, effectively killing the blue guy with a brain aneurysm
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>>731556969
that took fucking ages lmfao,
you fuck the living shit out of his fat cyan ass while strangling him with the red guy's body then you suck the fuck out of his dead cock to get the remaining cum out of him and to replenish your own, no threats as of now, just need to escape. what do?
dubs decides.
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>>731557685
go back to the window and break it open with bat-cock
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>>731557685
An hero cause flaming faggot now
>>
>>731557685
Fuck Cyan man again
>>
>>731557685
Don't abort the child growing within
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>>731557801
Re roll
>>
you see a saw
you saw his body in half
you put the body back together to make a whole
you put the (hole) on the wall
walk through the hole to your asian qt gf
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>>731557824
Roll
>>
>>731557685
rape the red faggot's corpse with the bat-dick
>>
>>731557857
rolling
>>
You try to escape through the roof when an Apache helicopter appears from no where
>>
>>731557806
Roll
>>
>>731557857
please this stupid meme
>>
>>731557801
Roll
>>
>>731557919
Roll
>>
>>731549541
Fuck that. Continue upwards.
>>
Swallow a doughnut
>>
Need a new thread OP
>>
>>731557685
check the guys' bodies for anything useful, if you can't find anything you pick a direction and go. While still being alert for any sounds or stuff that stands out.
>>
Use their blood to make a pentagram and summon a portal to hell
>>
>>731557685
Suck his again and the broken benis at the same time
>>
Look around the room. Where the fuck we at?
>>
>>731557934
Roll again
>>
>>731557919
Rolls
>>
>>731557685
take the map out of the red corpse hot pocket
>>
>>731558032
Rollercoaster
>>
>>731557685
Superman comes out and saves him
>>
>>731557897
Rape the red guy and use the explosive shot of cum as a jetpack to fly the Fuck away
>>
>>731557919
Rick of the rolls
>>
>>731558065
Fuck roll again
>>
>>731558087
oh shitz
>>
>>731557685
Jump out the window from the first room
>>
Get back into the vent and continue onward, jerking off all the while
>>
>>731558111
Wow
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>>731557982
nigga u livin in the past
>>
usetheir bodies as a sleeping back and seacrh for exit tomorrow
>>
>>731558099
Winrar
>>
>>731558099
Win rar
>>
>>731558190
Nvm
>>
>>731558099
lmao this isn't going to end
>>
>>731558111
Trips over powers
>>
Make new bread!
>>
get in here
>>731558458
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>>731558570
thx nigga
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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