Time for everyone's favorite game, where we describe a game

>>731546529
FfIV

>>731546529
Fuck you

Blue Man watches friends die in level one, then saves day

A bunch of aliens and humans at war over rings.

>>731546722
Sanic?

>>731546775
Not even close

>>731546619

FFXV, actually, but sure.

>>731546624

I would say "Call of Duty", but you didn't say that you were six years old and yelling "fuck you"

>>731546529
>A long long long long time ago
>one of your ancestors fucked a dragon and your relation popped out

>>731546962
Kek

Reporting, acknowledged.
Reporting, acknowledged.
Reporting, acknowledged.
Reporting, acknowledged.
Reporting, acknowledged.
Reporting, acknowledged.

>>731546775
It was Halo btw

>>731546722
halo

>>731547133
Checkd

You fight the machine, then you become the machine. But only when you move.

(This one might be a bit tricky for people who haven't played it)

>>731547378
Mechwarrior or that fucking new one they released on steam with the stupid name

>>731547378
Super hot?

>>731547378
hmm... only thing that kinda sounds like that to me is superhot, but im probably wrong

>>731547534
>>731547540

Yup, Superhot is it.

>you are a man
>well not really a man, more of an idea of a man
>you fight crime
>well, not really crime, you go into a poor neighborhood where all the decent jobs left and people are forced to sell drugs at best and rob people at worst and you beat the shit outta them
>the city loves you for it
>well not really loves, they mainly see you as a necessity, seeing as the cops are useless
>Endless glitches

First person parkour: the game

A witch stole your sister. Go find it

>>731547893
Mirrors ledge

>>731547893
Mirror's Edge

Walking simulator. Wear out number 1 on your keyboard. Autists say ding gratz

>>731548109
World of squirrelcraft

Wololo

>>731548017
>>731548040

Yup.

>>731548371
Do they still say ding? When i was a lad i would play wow and just spam ding all day cause i might be autistic

Here's another one that many people probably won't get:

"Huh, this feels a lot like classic Sonic... Oh god, I'm playing as somone's 'fursona', aren't I?"

I'll be really surprised if anyone gets this, but to be fair, it actually was a pretty good game.

Child kills himself in order to not be killed by his mother.

>>731548492
Shadow the Hedgehog

>>731548540
Binding of asscrack

>>731548492

Nope.

>>731547916
Banjo-Kazooie

>>731547063
I can hear it, but I can't remember it...

Command & Conquer?

>thermal drill: the game
>you have to buy every single piece individually

>>731548596

Nope

>>731547835
>forced to sell drugs

Brother, twin sister and dog travel through space saving teddies and killing ants

Go to school, make friends, get a job, and save the world

>>731547835
idk... dopewars?

>>731546679
Sonic the hoghedge

>>731546529

You go to a fairground, meet a cute girl, and end up fighting a space-parasite.

>>731548492

Since nobody seems to be able/interested in getting it, it's Freedom Planet.

Nameless hunter who tries to break the endless dream but finds him/herself in the same dream again

your pet frog freaks the fuck out, and you go find it and shoot it.

>>731549350
Was this an old playstation 1 game? Where you could combine monsters to evolve them?

>>731549685
No,not at all

>>731549531
Battletoads

Group of school kids join the army and have out of body time traveling experiences.

>>731549531
Gex

>>731549531
Frogger

>>731549796
>>731549865
nah

>>731549902
Nope.

>>731549936
Fuck you we're guessing games.

>>731549939
>>731549911
I was kidding obviously it's grand theft auto

>>731550198
bitch

>>731550198
Nah nigga

dyslexic WASD

>>731550645
Qwop

>>731549531
Blaster Master

>>731551232
Fucking finally
Yes.

>>731549145
Chronotriger

>be samurai
>huge guy with a big club
>kill bad guys doing bad stuff
>also, you have some balls that give you superpowers

i hope i'm not the only one that played this one

>>731549857
Earthbound

>>731549350
Bloodborne?

Robot murders other robots and imprisons their creator because he's pretty sure it's the right thing to do.

>>731549309
Funny, I was gonna say it, but got to the thread too late.

>>731552084
Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams

>>731552234
Nope

>>731552582
A lot of the MegaMan games... But wait, I think 2 is the only one where you successfully imprison Wily?

>>731552841
ding ding

>>731552582
fallout 4 ?

>>731553148
Was I even right about which one in the series? Also, can't believe that Wily wasn't outright executed for war crimes.

>>731549857
Gonna shoot a guess, because I never played it, but This War Of Mine

a drug addict gets his daughter stolen in a apocalyptic place

Go kill a fire man, then light yourself on fire

>>731553441
Nope.

It's a game that is considered one of the black sheep in the series as it breaks the conventions set from the previous installments.

>>731547916
Shovel night?

>>731553258
It happens in a few of them

>>731546529
Duty someone is called too

64 squares 32 pieces....

Scape of rune....
Craft or a world.....

>>731548288
AoE

>>731553797
Not sure Shield Knight is your sister. Got the "wants to be Lovers but never talked about it" vibe from her.

dance your way out of a dungeon

>>731553791
No idea, then. Sorry to have failed you. :-P

>>731554410
Necrodancer.

>>731554671
dingo

>>731546529
>Fog rolls in
>Plant some trees
>Cool bracelets
>Save world

Last thing for the seventh time.

>big-time castle on a floating landmass
>kill four bosses in succession
>99 years later
>gotta do it all again...
>...and find out the only female member of those four bosses is your girlfriend

>sequel ends the same way this game began

>>731546529
Just recently released. It's part of a long living series. I want to fuck the protagonist.

>>731548946
Thermal drill: The game

>>731555258
Some kind of Final Fantasy?

>>731546679
MegaMan x

>>731549063
Persona

Mini cars with guns.
Treehouse level...

>>731547835
Batman series

>>731546996
Dragon's Dogma? I've never actually played it, so I don't really know for sure

Yellow tank..blow up other tanks...put mortar tubes on side of tank wash and repeat

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>>731547063
Earth Defense Force 2025

>>731548492
Alphared just did a video on it recently. the gameplay actually looks pretty good

>>731553791
i was gonna say psychonauts, but now i definitely don't know

>>731554902
holy fuck i never thought i'd see legend of legaia in one of these threads.

it's also rare to see somebody else who knows this game. <3

>>731548946
Payday the scam

>You have no clothes.
>Your friends have no clothes.
>Kids scream in your ear over voice chat.

Fucking pandas singlehandedly bring about the greatest threat to the planet ever seen.

Ill be astonished if someone gets this.

>>731558768
Rusty asshole game that's still early access years in

>>731555258
Nier?

>trouble with relationship
>trouble sleeping

>>731558970
CORRECT!

>>731549857
Since there's been 3 attempts and nobody right yet, here's a less vague clue.

>Angsty teenager doesn't know whether to stab or shoot all the people he doesn't want to get close to him.

>>731549857
psychonauts?

>>731546996
Skyrim

Alright, I'll contribute, but I'll start off easy.
>Guy crashes into ocean and finds a City
>Finds a Radio and a dude helps him on the Radio
>Begins killing all the Residents in the City
>Ends up killing his Dad too.

>Read comic book about Dark Overlord.
>Vow to kill Dark Overlord.
>Mom tells you to go to bed.
>You wake up to trees stealing yo' shit.

>>731546996
MOTHER DUCKING DARK SOULS

drunk idiots building stuff, world usually ends full of lava

>>731559458
Bioshock

>>731559458
Bioshock.

>>731559136
sound like final fantasy, maybe 8

>>731559468
Heart of Darkness?

>>731559561
Minecraft, if my experience with survivial multiplayer is any indication.

>>731546529
some hooded white guy with claws that eats zombies

>>731546529
Jerk off to recharge

>>731559675
Yup. There we go.

>>731559776
Oh shit, I can picture the damn game too. Stupid lightsaber lookalike, awesome everything else.

>>731559675
now that you mention it, yeah. not knowing whether to stab or shoot does sound like a gunblade (even though the gunblade doesn't actually fire projectiles).
>>731559776
my daily life with crystals

>>731559776
>>731559861
just realized. No More Heroes

>>731559715
nope

>>731559847
it was a lucky guess

okay lets drop a few games

EZ MODE:

>YOU DIED
--
>War. War never changes
--
>I never asked for this
Little bit harder:
>Tears, Shit, and God: The Game
--
>
Hard mode:
>A dragon steals your heart. He kindly asks you to try and take it back and to go fuck yourself
--
>Shoot bullets AT bullets.
--
>Systematically destroy an entire country, all from the comfort of your parachute

Hippie terrorists fight an evil corporation and then have to save the world from aliens.

>>731560040
EZ mode is easy - Dark Souls, Fallout, Deus Ex.
>A dragon steals your heart. He kindly asks you to try and take it back and to go fuck yourself
Dragon's Dogma, right?

>takes fucking forever to win the right way
>Your a traveling landlord that tries to wreck other traveling landlords using rent
>Not a video game

>>731560040
1st one:Dark Souls series
2nd:Fallout series
3rd:Deus Ex
4th:Bind of Isaac?
7th:Just Cause series.
--------
That's all I got.

>>731557427
None of X's friends die in the first level... I don't think.

>>731560317
Monopoly.

Catch your beast and send it to fights

>>731558254
What I played was fun! Didn't get far before about game distracted me, though. Very furry.

You're in a simulation the entire time and also a faggot. You become less of a fag a few game games later.

You're in a simulation the entire time and also a faggot. You become less of a fag a few games later.

>>731548918

No man thats....

ESTABLIISHING BATTLEFIELD CONTROL STAND BY

>>731560630
pokemon, or any of those pokemon-based games

>>731549043

Jet force gemimi

>>731560040
so THAT's the plot of Dragon's Dogma. I couldn't remember if you were a descendant of dragons or what... well, what you wrote there

>>731560630
>>731560934
Could also be Ni No Kuni... Which is very Pokémon-like.

man and his robot crash on a technology world. you play as a chip that can control meca animals

>>731546624
Dark Souls 2

>>731546996
D&D related game (Neverwinter, Icewind Dale, etc.) playing as the Sorcerer.

>futuristic setting
>crash landed space ship
>the planet is sentient
>the planet is now your friend

>>731560160
>>731560369
correct.

still have #6

have some more:

EZ mode:
>A Slime draws near!
--
>a bear and a bird have to stop an evil witch
--
> you must palce a stockpile my liege
--
>let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?

harder
>four psychopaths rob an ancient alien crypt using nothing but the guns stolen from the people they kill
--
>after living in a subway all his life, he gets to explore the world
--
>the world's best bounty hunter, but people hate you because you're a sterile freak.


hard mode:
>jealous criminal impersonates local celebrity and graffiti's an entire city. local celebrity must clean the graffiti as punishment
--

>kill everyone in a 80s, coke fueled rage.

>>731552727
nope

>>731558747
>>731555944
yup
>d o n a c d u m

>>731561843
WHAT!? Shiiiiit... Is the samurai the guy with the big ass club?

>you can't climb out because the guy with a sword has died twelve times to the porn star with nine tails

>>731561830

Hard mode is Mario sunshine

>>731561272
Silicon valley

>>731561830
Hotline Miami on the last one?

>>731561830

Also harder is

Borderlands
Idk
Witcher

>>731557540
Re-volt

>>731557540

Twisted metal small brawl

>>731559711
>Heart of Darkness
Pajama Sam

>>731559136
Ff8 gunblade

>>731558962
Wow:pandaria ?

>>731561830
1st one is terraria
2nd is banjo kazooie
4th is an arrow to the knee
5th is borderlands, which can also be payday 2 if the devs feel like getting more money and memes.
i'm pretty sure last one is hotline miami.

>>731561729
crap, i played it.....i think its anachronox, pretty nice game

>>731546529
Pixel

>>731562384
>>731562506
>>731562512

Yep

>>731562717
Yep -
1st isnt terraria though. they just adopted the meme, but didnt create it

>>731555258
Rogue Legacy?

>>731562717
its not terraria, I'm pretty sure its dragon quest

>>731562370
you get to play as a small and agile samurai and with a humongous monk with his big ass club and spears, and he's bald.
come on, don't let me down kek. i can't be the only one that played it

A nocturnal mammal is greedy then Marries a fox.

>>731562830
that was just a hunch from the time period, then i remembered that son murders all his goons in a drugged out trance

>>731562830
>>731562950
oh, my bad

You literally walk around and do nothing. Anytime something interesting happens it time jumps. Pretty sure your gay for your partner, the end makes no fucking sense, and you wonder why the fuck you spent $10 on this shit

>>731559561
Dwarf Fortress, love the reference.

>>731563407
nice, i though no one would get it

>>731563308
Life is Strange

>>731563077
Brave Fencer Musashi?

>>731562692
BING
FUCJING
BONG

SOMEONE BUY THIS MAN A DRINK AND A SEX DOLL

>>731563672

Nope but good guess

>dad dies and you become a walking Deus ex machina

>>731562384
fuck yeah my man. i thought it'd take longer for someone to figure that out about sssv

>>731564006
well... no, I thought that formula was more original

>>731560731

MGS2?

>>731555505
Yooka-Laylee

>>731562610
DING DING DING.

>>731565207

YUUUUUUUUUUP

>>731559040
Catherine

>>731555505
DOOM

>headwear

>>731565886
lmao. tf2

>like roblox except not
>nobody plays this shit anymore
>creator is too busy drawing porn to do anything with game

>hitting d doesn't make you walk backwards

>>731546996
breath of fire?

>>731546529
>Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
>ooh shiny
>shit rolls - dump shiny
>Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
>Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
> Hrush 4 forge
>Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
> WTB SOJ
>Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
>Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
>Baal_Runz01
>Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
>Baal_Runz02
>Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
>Baal_Runz03
>Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
>Baal_Runz04
>Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
>Baal_Runz05
>Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
>Baal_Runz06
>>Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
>Baal_Runz07
>Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click

>>731565942
ding ding ding

You're a weird looking janitor who has to save other weird looking janitors from being eaten. You actually get really pissed and wanna kill them, but you can't cause you need them to escape.
>You won't get the good ending. You just won't. Accept it.

boy is orphan, got like magic stick to help his quest, in the end he saved the world

>>731566062
Not sure. But I wanna know now.

>>731566554
Tak 2: Staff of Dreams?

>clicking around makes time go
>know absolutely nothing about the items even if you replay it

>aint no rest for the wicked
>shoot a bunch of faggots
>shoot more faggots
>use overpowered gun to shoot overpowered faggots

>>731566742
Kek Borderlands. God I love that game.

>the jackass

>people in an unfamiliar and yet very familiar place who fight to the death, and yet have no relief of finally allowing their cold, bitter souls fade away.

>>731546529
>2d
>fishing is pointless
>summons op

>I'm game devs office
>we need to make a new game
>should we put effort into it?
>nah

>>731566706
no
also its from snes

Sandniggers, parkour and zombies.

>>731567217
Dying light

>be in prison
>get out and go on trip
>meet whiny unhelpful asshole
>fight through tons of shit
>old fashioned alarm clock
>weirdo wants me to kill his old pal.

>>731567151

Mass Effect Andromeda?

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>>731567271
Indeed. I probably made that one a bit easy.

>>731567337
Nah. It's not new but it's not old
>>731567368
Better than nothing bro

>>731567217
Dying Light

>Daughter is sick
>Or is she my sister?
>Dodge orbs
>Lots of salt

>>731567287
OP: The Game

>friend helps you become a legend
>he's mad because he didn't become a legend
>steals important item
>fight him and retrieve it

Chandler from that stupid show Friends wears a tacky suit and fucks with a postal worker

>>731567453
Dead Rising 7

>science and shit
>woah fucking aliens
>second game is a cliffhanger

>>731567541
InFamous 2

>>731567541
Infamous?

>>731567572
Fallout NV

>>731567613
>>731567614
No

>>731567572
Leisure Suit Larry

>>731567541
Kingdom Hearts 3

>>731567592
Half-Life

>>731567718
Nope

>>731567644
Too easy

>go around doing illegal shit
>cops come to arrest you
>flash badge
>cops fuck off

>Faps in trap thread
>Becomes a trap
>Fucks other traps
>Is actually OP

>>731567898
GTA

>>731567948
WWE 2k17

>>731567988
Nope

A magical game where you get a wish by a magical man if you kill people.
>Vroom

>>731567991
DING DING DING

>a black man constantly asks for help and your son is an asshole

>>731568128
GTA 5

>>731568184
No

>>731568243
GTA 4

>some fags steal you from your family
>stay at their place and got to school like normal
>all of the challenges set up by teachers
>so many
>also fucking gnomes

>my brother died years ago
>oh shit, he's actually alive!

>>731568362
Nowhere close to GTA
>news reporter harasses you with questions, then follows you

>>731567793
ding ding

>>731568457
Overwatch?

>>731568489
Nope

>my organs are beaten after years of drinking way too fucking much
>steal a buddy's organs

>shoot some fuckers
>slow down time
>slow down time and shoot more fuckers
>why the fuck cant i play this in windowed mode

>>731568741
Bulletstorm?

>oh wow I have magical powers that I could use to save the world
>better steal shit

>>731568458
San Andreas?

>>731568741
max payne?

>>731568878
Me: The Game

>>731568878
thief?

>>731568996
nope

>>731568907
>>731568870
nope

Friend gets hit in face with axe.

Knocked unconscious

>>731569246
Resident Evil 7

>>731568741
super hot

>>731569336
Nope

>brother is shot fucking dead right infront of me
>destroy shit
>destroy more shit
>does this game have a story? i can't remember
>destroy fucking everything
>jesus christ this is fun

>be a pigeon-fucker
>live in a cave

>i wake up not knowing who i am
>i was the bad guy the whole time

>>731569524
Farcry 3?

>>731569524
Far-cry 3

>>731569702
>>731569759
noope

>>731569524
red faction?

>>731569895
red faction guerilla, correct

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remote controlled cat races

>roll a ball over random shit
>that random shit becomes part of my ball
>roll the ball over everything

>>731570239
katamari

>>731567898
skyrim

>>731559458
Bioshock

welp, no one got my game. i give up, it's called "genji: dawn of the samurai". it's the "samurai clan thing" kind of genji, not the "i nEED HEALING" kind of genji.

>>731567898
true crime

>>731570279
ding ding ding dong

>>731567453
nier gestalt or nier replicant

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>>731567988
>>731570293
Retards

>>731570330
Not a retard

>>731560040
Tears, shit and God: The game
>Binding on isaac: Rebirth??

>>731546679
Abes oddysee?

>First mission you can pick up shit and throw it.
>aliens impregnate people and put them on walls.
>Golden desert eagle.

I'd say this is quite specific.

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>>731570666
dick kickem furever


also them digits

>>731570666
duke nukem forever

>>731553737
Dark Holes

>>731570777
ASCENDED

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>>731570666
>>731570777

>>731570666
>>731570777
Oh shit nigger

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>xenophilia
>Gotta fuck them all

>>731570293
>flash badge
I didn't know you could have police badges in vanilla skyrim
>>731570330
Yes

>shoot someone in the head with an assault rifle
>they survive
>shoot someone in the head with a pistol
>they fucking die

>be cool guy who is named after a six pack of shitty fruit drinks
>have dumb cute chick as support (not really tho)
>have robot pegleg nigger as boss
>shoot stuff
>slash stuff
>eventually fight thomas the tank engine
>go to moon

>old man bitches about war, politics

>>731571198
any metal gear

>>731571127
Is that you inotorious?

>>731547063
Red Alert
"reportink"
"acchhhhhknowledched"

>>731546529
wtf was this bait? that's practically the real description for the game anyways

>>731571127
COD

>>731547835
Crackdown

>>731571178KILLER IS DAD

>>731571383
damn i was too specific

>>731547063
CnC
i can hear the civilians that pop out saying "yeah?"
"okay."

>Underageb&
>abusing animals with your balls
>get rewardrd for it

Should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
Indeed I believe so

space ship, green muslims and stone people

knock on wall and play ring around the rosie

>shoot aliens
>shoot a lot of aliens

>>731555182
Final Fantasy VII

easy mode:
>le autism rodent
medium mode:
Watch the woman who you love get penetrated from behind by a dude with really faggy hair
Hard mode:
>ancapistan: creepy frog people edition

>shoot chinks
>blow shit up
>sling web

train part time gym teachers to fight aliens

Head comes out of body, can use as whip. Has laser pistol too.