>live girlfriend of over 2 years >begin suspecting my girlfriend

Call her out on that shit

>>731546082
Vids or it didn't happen

>>731546279
And reveal to her that I've been spying on her with hidden cameras?

You don't think that she would get really mad about it?

never happened

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>>731546082
saddest read in a while. just drop her dude. shes mooching off you and not even putting out. you are a cuck to a piece of plastic. im not even mad at her. im mad at you for being so beta and then complaining instead of nixxing that bitch. its getting funnier the more i have to type about it. your move. no matter what- be ready for your emotional scars from this happening to you. this wont leave your mind for at least a year

>>731546082
Dude, you have no idea how amazing it feels when you have your dick in her while she's holding the wand against her clit.

>>731546337
>>731546355
My vids are in MP4 format. Show me how to convert them to webm and I'll post some of them.

>>731546279
>>731546349
not dropping this mooching bitch?
you guys are retarded.
also -LOGICFAIL- shes going to stop putting out or something if shes mad?

>>731546082
You must be ugly as sin.

>>731546467
>sets up hidden cams
>cant convert files
>asks for tidiem for proof in return
weak troll is weak

Burn all her sex toys, fuck that bitch

>>731546349
The cams also show her picking her nose and eating it, scratching her ass and sniffing her fingers, picking scabs, etc.
You know, all the gross things you do in your mom's basement.

>>731546082
what cams did you buy?

Lesbian.

just tell her what bothers you and try to reason with her

>>731546082
shes mooching off you and throwing away all benefits of potentially having her around
youre fucking stupid

>>731546082
post live feed online charge for people to watch it. Make a shit ton of cash off her and the idiots who still pay for porn in 2017. cheat on her.

>>731546467
Here you go, sir. Hurry up. This cock isn't going to wank itself.
http://www.zamzar.com/convert/mp4-to-webm/

>>731546508
Fucking kek

>>731546467
Better yet upload to mega and share link.

Either dump her because she's dead weight practically.

Or, -> >>731546717

>>731546082
Do your videos have sound? And do you have a cam set up in the shower/bathroom?

>>731546082
>just admit you work for hitachi op......no one here will judge you :)

>>731546888
This and checked

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summer is in, boys
lets watch the bait show

>>731546082
Nice ad

Breddy gud/10

>>731546349
Feman here

I would dump any boyfriend who violated my privacy like you have. I hope you tell her.
We have the right to privacy and by violating her privacy, you've made it clear that you don't have any respect for her.

Putting hidden cameras in your apartment to spy on a girl is incredibly insecure.
You're mentally weak. She knows it too, and that's why she isn't attracted to you anymore.

>>731546908
you win for the day, good sir

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Take a small lock and slip it through the hole on the electrical plug to the wand. I did this to my girlfriend and it was funny as fuck.

>>731546717
Do this and get sued.

>>731546975
Kys faggot.

>>731546975
Trying to troll this badly please go

>>731546975
Any boyfriend would dump your ass if all you did was lie to him about never being in the mood, while riding a magic wand like a sybian all day long behind his back.

>>731546975
No one asked your opinion cunt

>>731547003
>: D thanks.

why the fuck would you waste time on a bitch who isn't taking your take on command?

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>>731546975
bad luck bitch. we love watching you push and pull tampon in and out of your dirty holes while you're blissfully unaware.

>>731546082
you probably suck at sex.

>>731546756
"Enter your email address to receive converted files:"

Lol, this website keeps everything they convert and sends you a copy of it.

OP, if you use this converter, you're girls private masturbating videos are going to be all over the internet.

>>731546975
you know the rules

>>731547310
That's kinda the point, isn't it?

>>731546975
The thing is women are batshit insane and entirely controlled by their emotions.

Manipulation and lying is daily routine for any female, and most of /b/ knows this.

This is a whore who gets addicted to masturbating with an insanely strong tool and decides it's ok to replace the guy, paying for everything, with some sex toy.

>>731546082
If the roles where reversed OP, how would you want her to confront you?

Post a pic of your girlfriend

>>731546975
nd how do you propose that op should have investigated infidelity

>>731546975
you missed the part where shes a mooch and contributes zero
plz justify

>>731546975
>femanon
>no tits

your argument is irrelevant

https://github.com/MasterOfWebM/WebM-Converter

Shes a fucking idiot OP, move on

>>731546975
>must
>not
>take
>bait

ignoring the obvious bait, OP, imo, is justified in what he is doing because he has noticed his girlfriend exhibiting erratic behavior. he's found out why, because he did something to find out. he is right and now he knows. the question is, what will he do with this knowledge?

i think you should start slowly prodding at the issue. deliberately get into an argument with her about it, and ask her if she's been cheating on you. when she says no, act bewildered and say something like "well have you been getting yourself off or something?" gauge her response here and cling to it, poking at it from every angle that you can. you will probably be able to get somewhere by doing that, hopefully an admission to what she's doing and why she's doing it. if not, keep bringing it up to the point of exhaustion every so often until she finally gives in or decides to break up with you. if she decides to break up with you, it's because she was going to do it either way. if you matter to her, she'll eventually give in and admit it to you, no matter how embarrassing she may think it is.

>>731546082
Just break up. If she can have satisfaction without you you can have it without her and her bullshit. sex is easily 50% of a romantic relationship. Tell her to get her wand to pay the bills.

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>>731546082
>gives me sex only twice in 5 weeks, had to practically beg to get it
Pic related. Op is a minute man and his girlfriend gets absolutely nothing out of having sex with him because he can't make her cum.

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>>731546082
>only capitalizing product plug
Hitachi Magic Wand
you guys need to wake the fuck up

>>731546908
>1967+50
>thinking hitachi needs to advertise their vibrator anymore
Please.
It's already the best friend of millions of middle-aged single women. They've got the market locked up.
How many more do you think they need to sell?

>>731546082
You must be undesirable.

You should find her vibrator and break something inside it. See if she'll fuck you then.

>>731546082
>Shes not ocntributing financially
>not putting out
Does she at least cook dinner or clean? Because you basically are living with a mooch if not.

>>731546082
Did you at least jerk off to those vids???

>>731546082
>had to practically beg to get it
If it ever get's to that stage in a relationship it's over, and by over I mean you should just walk the fuck out with no explanation needed, why would any self respecting guy waste time with a woman like that?

>>731546082
had this shit with long(ish) distance ex, had a shit sex drive to begin with.
she'd talk about how honey she was for weeks, then the day I'd come home she'd fuck herself silly and then not be in the mood

>>731547658
this

>>731547691
Asking the real questions

>>731547054
>for the motherfucking win

>>731546975
She's unemployed, living in his apartment, probably dependent on his money and her demeanor had changed significantly.

>>731547054
Op here.

I'm doing this. Thanks.

>>731547882
Does anyone know where I can get a really strong pad lock that can't be picked?

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>>731547959
>can't be picked

There is literally no such thing as a lock that can't be circumvented.

>>731546082
Pop a cialis, do a bunch of blow, plow her hole for a couple hours. Stop being a fag.

>>731547882
mfw when you come home and she beats you upside the head with her vibrator

>>731548011
He'll never get it done with this pussy attitude

>>731548019
But she says no. I'm not going to rape her, dumbass.

>>731547959
>lock it
shove shit in keyhole, break off stcks in it, glue it
glue around the opening side of the lock so it cant be shimmed
profit

>>731546082
She's bored of you. Probably still cares for you and doesn't want to hurt you but she doesn't like you enough to have sex anymore.

I know cause I did that to my ex-gf. I'd masturbate all day but the idea of having sex with her was boring/not enough of a turn on.

>>731547623
Source? Anymore?

>>731548011
True. But there is a degree of difficulty. Some locks are easier to pic than others. What's the name of one that's on the more difficult side of that scale?

have you considered doing something with her that she can't take the vibrator along with her? like camping or some shit. If she's become that orgasm addicted maybe you just need to give her an opportunity to redirect back to you. Or at least help her ween off the wand.

Let her fuck you in the ass. Trust me. It works 100%

vids or gtfo

>>731548199
that isn't how you pic a padlock. Picking a padlock has got nothing to do with the key

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKtmvstcaR0

>>731548296
this bitch cant hold a job and has impulse control to masturbate nonstop. shes not going to pick a lock

>>731546082
Honest answer: you do not turn her on.

Think about it from the other side. Would you rather jerk off or fuck a chick that turns you off?

Why is she still with you then? Well shit dude... she has no car, no job, no place to go. You are providing her with everything she needs, including the electricity to tend to her coitus needs. Why WOULD she leave you?

>>731548226
Did the same
can relate to anon

>>731548390
youre legit stupid

>>731546082
My gawd op you are a complete fag aren't you. All about the nut an no finesse, up your game, see how you can get in on the action instead of being a whiny beta faggot cuck

>awwww she aint giving me no head
>she ain't giveing me no pussy

See how you can get in on what shes into and go from there instead of complaining on /b/ .

in fact be thankful she isn't cheating on you with another man. My gawd you are the most complete biggest faggot i've ever seen here.

>>731548390
Nigger

>>731548409
find out what kind of porn she's fantasizing about
there's going to be more to this that just the vibrator

what's she actually thinking about/watching?

>>731548482
No, you.

>>731548409
She doesn't watch porn when she masturbates.

>>731546975
Go away you fucking Ham galaxy. Women are just garbage anyways, nothing but slabs of meat to please our cocks. Please go kill yourself you fucking land whale.

>>731547959
Get one of those luggage locks with wire:

https://www.amazon.com/South-Main-Hardware-Accepted-Combination/dp/B019W2AH86

FOLLOW THIS SIMPLE THREE STEP PROCESS:

1. STOP BEING A PUSSY
2. KICK THIS BIATCH OUT
3. FIND A NEW GIRLFRIEND

PROBLEM SOLVED!

>>731548849
Or get a floor safe and put all of her toys in it.

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>>731547882
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>tfw she realizes what you did and calls one of your friends to come over and hang out while you're at work

>>731549481
Then he just kicks her out on the street and kills his friend.

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Let her peg you. Trust me. That will turn her on. She'll be yours again. 100%. Just do it or u r a pussy

>>731549412
>women shouldn't be held accountable for their behavior
Tits or get the fuck out

>>731548849
A three digit TSA combination lock? Any useless bastard can pick that in a two minute max.

>>731549589
Unlikely. It's already obvious he doesn't have the balls to do that.

>>731549481
This.

Take my vibrator and I'll fuck all of your friends.
My vibrator is none of your business and it is off limits. Fuck with it and I'll punish you by ripping your heart out of your chest and throw it at you.

>>731546082
You are violating her trust by spying on her. She is not meeting your needs. Find another girl, preferably one who likes anal.

>>731547959
It's not that the lock can't be picked, it's that the lock sends a message.
>I have the key. If you want to cum using this, I'm using it on you.