Anyone else have an irrational boner for short haired, lesbian and/or androgynous bitches?
>>731535654
i'd fuck ashly burch so hard
>>731537051
That tousled hair was made to be grabbed from behind as that ass is fucked and slapped like she's at a rodeo, yes.
>>731537466
I miss the days when I could enjoy HAWP without knowing what Anthony Burch would become.
>>731537927
So, would Ash be a better sex slave or a sex goddess?
>>731535099
Dude. Yes.
>irrational
High school I fell in love with a short haired-lesbian-androgynous type of girl. We flirted heavily and shit, should have asked her out. Didn't cause I thought I was going to kill myself later in the year and I didn't want anyone to get attached to me. She was the last person to give up on me.
So of course that's why I like girls like that now. Nothing irrational about it,
> Irrational Boner
...named my band.
>>731535534
>>731536916
>>731537593
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>>731537927
Fucking love <3
>>731538561
If it makes you feel any better, I've got a similar story.
I want to put Ash in Slave Leia gear (or some kind of humiliating videogame cosplay) and lead her around the show floor of PAX or E3 on a leash.
What else could she be dressed up as?
>>731539378
It does a bit. What's your story?
>>731539713
I had a tough short-haired lesbian friend try to talk me out of a very stupid decision that I later regretted for years (and continue to regret now) and that kindness has always stuck with me.
This is part of why I can understand the assholes who think girls like this are just man-hating dykes or something. Some of them are the sweetest people on the planet.
>>731539948
They can be man hating dykes, but your right, most of them are sweet. Sorry to hear about the bad decesion Anon, but I hope it Hasent effected you too much/you were able to move on from it
>>731537466
I was trying to figure out why I remember her. Then I remembered she voices Aloy.
>>731540157
Thanks, anon.
Same here. We need more anons like you who can appreciate cute and sweet androgynous women, so don't go nowhere.
>>731537593
Gopnik Girl is fucking stunningly beautiful
>>731539555
I know right
http://www.bangtube.org/short-hair-gloryhole/
>>731540913
Sauce
>>731542654
>Sauce
it's bound gangbangs
kink.com
>>731535099
No. But bull dykey women have an irrational boner for me. One even told me that she finds men physically repulsive but somehow wants me to fuck her because I'm so not like them. I'm not sure if that's meant to be a compliment or an insult.
yo i agree love this type but that is lowkey gay to be in to this tomboy kinda women but hey who care am i right?
I wanna turn 'em straight the hard way.
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>>731535099
I always have a boner for everything sexy...
>>731535222
She's cute and has a good body. I'd definitely fuck her. The short hair thing is weird. On some girls it can make them look really unfeminine and masculine looking. On others, it just makes them "cute" without making you associate them with dudes.
>>731545625
It is weird how short hair works.
>>731539948
Neither does one experience guarantee the probability of one or the other.
>>731545880
True. But it's a shame that so many dudes just assume that if a woman is anything but a blonde cheerleader type that she must be a ballbusting bitch.
>>731546259
maybe in 1994
>>731535099
yes.
>>731536332
MODS
>>731546830
10/10 would let her squat me.
>>731537737
>>731539948
>>731540157
>>731540913
>>731542654
>>731543061
/b/ in a nutshell
well, okay, it's missing traps, trolling and shitposting, but yeah
recently leaked pics of a lesbian i know
>>731541365
>>731541405
>>731535099
Yes, yes and yes
>>731547768
I´d fuck it anyway.
>>731547849
She's hot
>>731547864
>>731546259
damn she pretty
but she better put down the phone and get her eyes on the road.
>also not that many guys assume that anymore, but they may have "dating preferences" aka closed-mindedness that turn them off to short hair
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>>731547707
nice, let's violate her privacy!
>>731541365
name?
It's a love-hate thing. They're usually into open relationships or part of Antifa, which is a problem, but they do look cute at least.
is it really that uncommon?
>>731548127
I want them to be sisters.
>>731547891
>me too
>>731547864
>>731548041
>>731548127
that's a hot shoot, but using honey is a terrible idea. it's going to be way too sticky. basically necessitates taking a shower and washing the sheets/cleaning your floors after
>>731548247
guys specifically being into girls with short hair?
not that uncommon, no.
more common than hairy pussy fetishists, but less common than tiny tits fetishists
at least among men, I think
>>731548728
Hairy is hardly a fetish, since it is how humans are made. Wanting to screw girls that look like 10 year olds, that is a fetish, and it's very very common in the US.
>>731549189
no no, you misunderstand me. I mean HAIRY.
http://nudehairygirls.com/1039-sexy-bath-time-with-very-hairy-harley/
besides, when the norm in porn is hairless or nearly hairless, hairy constitutes a fetish.
I say this as someone who has to put effort into finding decent bush in porn.
>>731549103
http://straight.fleshbot.com/5940214/insuh-and-ellie-a-story-of-photography-and-fingering
>>731537927
What has Anthony Burch become? Also, Ashly is my dream girl.
>>731550317
>http://straight.fleshbot.com/5940214/insuh-and-ellie-a-story-of-photography-and-fingering
thanks I don't have those
>>731535099
Dude, you seriously need to get over this girl. You keep posting her, you like that fuck who's obsessed with Andy Sixx's shit logs. At least that can sometime be funny.
Her
>>731550503
She had a tumblr full of stuff a few years ago. She first-time modeled for that Insuh guy, blew up and modeled for a ton of other people and then vanished. Probably way more out there, but it's tough to come by
>>731550777
nice trips. I've got a couple folders of her. she's beautiful. got my girl to get her hair cut short too, but it's not the same
>>731535099
>>731543541
I fucked a short haired lesbian, but that's probably cuz i'm trans..it is exactly as you imagine /b/tard
hot, tight, and overal in shape body (not hairy)
anyone else got any gems?
>>731551104
>I half assume this is bait
she let you ram your shriveled up dick inside her?
was she drunk?
>>731551286
nope, I don't know what it is but i guess it may be a new thing, lesbians or these genderfluid types seem to be okay fucking a transgirl. oh and not everyone gets their dick shriveled by hormones.
>>731551438
that sucks. I thought that was the preferred result
at any rate congrats.
are you bi or transbian?
>>731539286
underrated post
>>731535099
yea dude. maybe not the butch lesbian types but I androgynous girls are really hot to me
>>731551768
>closet bi detected
t. formerly closeted bisexual
>>731551650
i guess transbian, I somewhat look at guys, but when you kind of throw the gender thing out the window, sexuality is also brought to you face to face. Don't worry, it also ended as expected, as a horrible drama mess.
pic related, lez i rekt
>>731552040
you don't look bad at all
of course I can't see your face
or your shoulder/waist/hip ratio
>>731535099
Yes.
Check out bois on reddit
>>731548041
>>731547864
>>731548127
That is super hot but yeah, no honey. All that sugar and residue, geez. And what if honey gets in your cracks and crevices? Geeeeez. You're on the toilet and you queef a dollop of honey like a bee? Tampon goes in but get's glued to your vag with honey. Bellybutton lint becomes rock hard and stuck forever. Hot though.
>>731548188
yeah okay. As if anyone who takes or has nude photos taken of them consequentially believes they will never be redistributed against their wishes.
>>731548728
That looks like Erik Per Sullivan during the early years of Malcolm in the Middle if he were trans and a lesbian.
>>731552567
>you took the bait
>>731550116
Damn. I mean, I get if you're a woman and have lots of natural body hair, that sucks and you shouldn't be burdened by constant maintenance, waxing, and shaving your pits, legs, arms, face, pussy, chest, and ass. But people should but in some effort at least, unless their partner doesn't care. But goddamn, she has more hair than me.
>>731535099
Yeah I dated one. Tight little body. She let me make a couple sex tapes
>>731552158
that's the lez i fucked, dis me:
>ITT: Girls who try to defy sterotypes of but create a sterotype of their own.
>>731535099
i hate to break it to you but ur prob gay
>>731552784
>>731550409
Hot as hell.
>>731552887
>thinking that liking girls with shorter than shoulder hair makes you gay
>Probably likes feminine penis and thinks he's not gay
Depending on the personality of the girl, if she is a normal girl with short hair, and she can rock it, then awesome, cute, and hot. But if she's some intersectional feminist and wears cateye glasses and thinks she's tough and edgy, then no thanks. Probably a cutter and has daddy issues.
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>>731553330
holy shit name?
any ideas on how to convince my girl to dye her bush?
>>731552040
basically you'll fuck whatever makes you horny
>>731553330
>>731535099
>irrational boner
>girls
No, that's how it works man. But really, isn't like half the boners you get 'irrational'? Look at an ashtray the wrong way and now you have a huge hole in your pants and a charge of manslaughter from the family of the man you impaled standing in front of you.
>>731553552
stefania ferraro
>>731553615
>>731553763
ur an faggets. i fuks yer mom.
>>731535654
Girl With A Big Face
I Saw You At The Bus Stop
From A Mile Away
Even Though It Was Really Dark
Girl With A Big Face
I Love You More Each Day
Even Though Your Face
Is As Big As A Dinner Plate
>>731553378
lol, thanks anon, one more, but we are here to talk about lezbitches not me.
>>731535099
>irrational boner
Better then liking actual trannies.
>>731553906
we are here to talk butch bitches, which I can safely assume you are.
so continue posting.
also tits or gtfo
>>731554247
This one chopped off those glorious tits to be more manly looking!!! What a fucking waste!
>>731552567
So because something might/probably will happen it's ok to be the cause?
>Your nudes will probably end up on the Internet so it's ok that I'm the one doing
>you're probably going to die one day so it's ok that I'm the one killing you.
>>731554645
Kinda, but if you think of it, she would've been crazy anyways so it would be a trap to fuck her because she'd probably just rip your dick off anyways.
>>731542152
Great game
>>731554645
what a fucking waste indeed, i'm the t-girl talking and i don't cut off my dick.
>>731554250
also sorry don't have big enough tits yet.
>>731554761
Thars why its called pump and dump....
I'm honestly glad this thread isn't a bunch of girls with shoulder/barely below chin level hair.
That isn't fucking short hair anymore.
>>731540097
All those cringe ass apple chargers behind her.... fuck sake.
>>731554997
If you can dump quick enough
>>731541365
>>731541405
fucking gross.
Try posting a FEMALE.