Hey /b/, I'm trying to kill myself. Not gonna get into why,

>>731526713
an hero

jump from a very high building head first

>>731526713
livestream it

>Get Rope
>Hang Yourself
>Hurray!

>>731526713
overdose on heroin then shoot yourself with a shotgun

>>731526952
but the body will bloat if left undiscovered

>>731526969
That's what Pearl Jam did.

>>731526877
can't due to my lack of good data service
>>731526969
don't have either, California gun laws are shit anyway

Try to find an assisted suicide parlor

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>>731526713
What is it with you fucking emos and parks? It is such a fucking pain in the ass for regular folk (like me) who just want to walk their dogs. A few months back some 40 y/o dude hung himself in my park and the police closed off the park.

>>731527077
>>731526713
at least post a picture before you hang yourself op

eat and drink yourself to death slowly over several years like im doing

>>731527129
that sucks, i feel for your dog

>>731526969
heroin should be involved imo

>>731527129
nice areas away from people you may know
>>731527170
same issue, shitty data

>>731527189
let him do it, its his choice, his release.

Dude just walk away. Drop everything just hit the road, try to survive..

>>731527077
dark web

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LIVE STREAM IT JUST LIKE THAT ONE GUY! oh. somone already said that

>>731527298
>>731526713
Or at least say your final words on /b/

I CAN'T LIVESTREAM IT

Just find some hemlock and nightshade. It grows wild. Pop like 10 Tylenol, chase is with the hemlock/nightshade tea, and die quickly.

>>731527464
what would be your final words op? >>731526713

>wants to an hero
>go to public space and chooses OD

No, stop being a faggot

cut yourself

>>731527579
dunno, I should think about that. I have a will set up though
>>731527552
huh, I'll look into that

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I vote for number 2, sitting around with a bag on your head is stupid.

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mandatory pic on suicide oriented thread

jump off a building because you cant back out

fall down from a tall building while shouting REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>731527795
>anon is a good person
>>731527805
low death rate, can leave you with hardcore spinal injuries

go to the jewelry store and ask for the shit that you polish gold with. mix that with water and put it in the microwave for about 15 second so its warm. lay down, drink, and wait about 1-2 mins. if no one gets to you within 30. you're kill confirmed.

>>731527895
>>731526713
How about a getting run over by a train

>>731527997
that was 3rd place on my list
>>731527975
seems good

easy
>get razor
>fill bathtub
>slit artery (it's where u can find your pulse and when you hit it blood will squirt out)
>put slit arm in bath
>wait

>>731527795
i tell myself this every time i think about it. at the end of the day though, even if i do something fun, and have an awesome day, i juts end up back in the same rut. it's getting harder to fight of the thoughts.

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Dont do it. Just go fight people in the street

>>731528160
too long and painful

>>731528075
>>731526713
How about putting a toaster in your battub

>>731528197
>>731526713
shout "FUCK NIGGERS" in the hood. 100% sure a bunch of hoodrats are going to shoot you down quick.

>>731528160
slitting your wrists isn't a good option because it's not always successful

>>731527044
Nah mate I think you mean Ian Curtis

>>731526713
OP your best bet is to go into a place full of nigger thugs and hold up a Confederate flag. You'll be dead in seconds. Suicide by nigger.

>>731528160
also dont OD, it's a bad idea and wont work
if u hang yourself be sure to calculate how high to hang yourself from, how long the rope is to be, and get rope that supports 1000 lbs of force or you'll die a painful death

Do a facebook live

>>731527077
>no data

That why you're killing yourself?

>>731528902
Mods mods mods

>>731528174
That's what chronic depression is like. I suffer the same thing, but i always try to tell myself that the sadness i feel is just an inbalance in my brain's chemistry. I force myself to go out everyday, talk to people, be productive. It's not easy anon, and do understand what it's like to live everyday wanting to kill yourself, but you just gotta fight it man, and learn to coexist with that side of yourself. Have you tried therapy? won't do wonders but it sure helped me.

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Just get on a train, go as far as you can however you can. Go to a place completely new and where no one knows you and just do something with yourself, if you die on the way you got what you wanted. But now that you've abandoned the will to live you have no reason to fear anything, no reason to be embarrassed, no reason you shouldn't try and achieve something random or even mildly significant because you can't lose anything. If you've already died inside then you have nothing and no reason to shy away from ripping out your roots and finding or doing something new.

>>731529036
i have not seen a doctor in years. I can't really aford to, because i want to join the military, and they won't let me with that on my record.

my depression just comes from having no direction and nothing to look forward too. it's a long story, but i just want out of the place im in, and want something actually new, and something i can look forward to.

Paint yourself black and get the cops to shoot and kill you

>>731530136
The train, faggot.

>>731530771
ive been thinking about this for a long time. i almost did it last year. i was gunna hop a greyhound bus all the way to corpus christi texas and just enjoy the beach until something better or worse happened.

>Buy a 200-300 dollar 12 gauge pump action.
>Buy a box of 00. Buck shot
>Shoot self in face
Easiest most effective method

>>731530136
That's smart. I too advice against psychologist/shrinks if you intend on joining the army. I believe the army is not too fond of their soldiers having been on antidepressants, at least in America anyway.
Hopefully you'll find something that fulfils you my friend, and makes everything worth it.

why is poisoning of the table?

>>731531580
i've never touched anti depressants. I refuses to take medication unless i need an antibiotic or something.

i did see a shrink when i was a kid because of some childhood trauma, but thats unrelated to whats been holding me down in more recent years... i think at least.

>>731526713
Use a hammer, fag. And send us a Facebook live link!

>>731527795
>that post
/thread

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>>731527044
Great answer, mang. I fucking kek'd.

You need to up the porno posts to satisfy my growing internet sex addiction, please :)?

>>731526713
ODing and hanging are both pretty awful, you'll (probably, maybe not) die but it will be agonizing until then.