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>be me >today is my birthday >3 people, including my

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>be me
>today is my birthday
>3 people, including my mom, wish me happy birthday

Feels bad /b/, when will the pain stop?
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>>731523169
get friends maybe?
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>>731523169
I've been like you for four years.

You won't stop feeling pain. Better start to create a void, like I did.
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I just got a bj from my girlfriend a few minutes ago. Feeling pretty good right now.
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Haha. You should be grateful at least 1 person did. Get out of the house and get a life
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>>731523273
People like him has lost the social ability to truly make friends.
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>>731523169
Play MGSV they wish you a happy birthday on your birthday.
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>>731523169
Happy birthday anon, how old are you now?
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>>731523169
Nig, it really depends.
If those other 2 people were close friends, everything is good and you've gotten more than you deserve, attention whore.
If not, go get some friends, faggot.
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>>731523169
Happy birthday OP. Can u post nudes of ur mom, now?
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>>731523169

happy bday bro.
go fucking wild, live doesnt matter, human interaction rules are bullshit.

I once called up my parents to congratulate them with my bday lol
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>>731523169
Happy birthday anon, im here for you /b/ro
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>be fag
>It's my birthday
>people acknowledge it
>why am i so alone?

All birthdays are just another day too everybody else, get over yourself
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>>731523169
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>>731523169
When those three people die, including your mom.
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>>731523600
he is 11 today
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Happy birthday anon
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>>731523600
Thank you, anon. 23.
Nice dubs.
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seriously anon? i stopped masturbating just to write this, happy birthday, but i am wondering why amount of wishes make you upset?
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>>731523768
But can he get dressed by himself?
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>>731523169
Happy birthday anon, don't feel bad, you still have your /b/rothers
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>>731523169
Happy birthday OP, but don't let you happiness depend on externals (those things which are out of our control).

Have a good year!
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>>731523169
You need to stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something about it.
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>>731523850
In my high school year I use to had a lot of friends. They even threw a surprise party to me once.

But now, I'm alone. Just me, video games, college and you guys.
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>>731523273
>>731523347
>>731523396
>>731523445
>>731523473
>>731524113

It's his birthday you fucking newfags.

Happy birthday OP!
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>>731523169
Ha, on my birthday I got my grandparents my parents and two brothers to wish me happy birthday. Plus 2 of my brothers friends which he brought to watch a movie because I have none.Boom baby! Maybe when you're 27 too you'll be as successful as me.

It never gets better man. Well at least it didn't for me. I hope you can make it though.

Happy birthday OP, and good luck.
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I'm not trying to bait or anything but what is so special about your birthday? Like why do you care is someone wishes you happy birthday?
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>>731523169
Some advice:
>Be grateful your mom is still alive.

>Understand that life is what you make of it, you wake up thinking life is shit well hey it is.

>Learn to like yourself and do what you enjoy, people will fall into place later, just focus on yourself.

>There is always someone worse off then you.

>Dont expect anything from anyone ever. You will usually be disappointed.

You do you anon, :)
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This is why I always come back here.

We all will make it someday, I'm going to focus on my grades and be gratefull for the people that I already have.
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>>731525457
So? Maybe he shouldn't be a basement dwelling faggot and go make some friends.
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>>731523169
when you finally pull the trigger anon
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happy birthday.
here are some tits
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>>731526814
Thanks man but I'm not into women though. Its the thought that counts.
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Mheeee, do like me, spend 10h at day onn the fuking pc :3
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>>731523169
no ones cares about birthdays anymore. i wouldnt care if my siblings mixed up my age and birthday and we are pretty close
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>>731523169
Happy Birthday Anon
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>>731523169
Do people really care about this shit? I stopped caring about my own birthdays long ago.
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>>731526978
well here's hoping you see lots of whatever you're into.
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>>731523169
happy birthday OP
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Happy birthday homie.
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lol ive never got any birthday presents or a happy birthday from my family. i never got any sort of present on any holidays.
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>>731523169
Happy birthday, faggot.
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happy birthday bud
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>>731523169
Happy Birthday
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happy birthday pal, have a nice week
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>>731523169
Be grateful that you'll still have a mother if you reply to this post.
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>>731523169
happy birthday faggot here's your present
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>>731523169
When you stop being a self obsessed little faggot.

Only little kids expect a lot of attention on their birthday. Adults generally just want to hear from the few people they like the most and then forget the whole thing.
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>>731523169
if you're teen and still in high school. sorry man Happy Birthday.

If you're out of high school, adult and a dude, quit your whinnying its just another day closer to death.
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Happy birthday, sorry to hear that
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>>731523169
Who gives a fuck? Birthdays are to make kids feel special. Are you underage? Do you really need to celebrate your own existence three times every thousand days? Just get some shit done instead.
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>>731523169
HAPPY BIRFDAY OP
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Happy birthday dude! have a great one get off 4chan and see the night life a bit
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Happy birthday op! Just for this time you are not a faggot
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Its not gling to be easy
It really is not
Get a girl tho
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>>731523169
Happy birthday op I like your carpet squiggles
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>>731523169
>be me
>be my 30th birthday
>no one cares about me, get zero birthday wishes
>fly myself out to Vegas
>stay at a suite in the Bellagio
>go out to brothel and have a threesome with 2 hot bitches
>spend 5 days drinking, eating delicious food, seeing shows
>shit's fucking cash

What the fuck is holding you back, OP? You have no connections, that means there's nothing tying you down. Why not go be an awesome motherfucker and do shit most idiots only dream of?
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When you get over having birthdays, so when youreading 13 probably
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>>731523169
Happy birthday. Maybe choose this time to be a turning point in your life? get a hobby with a social element or join some community (4chan doesn't count). Good luck.
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