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>be me >at the public library the other day >in the

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>be me
>at the public library the other day
>in the bathroom taking a shit
>toilet moves
>wtf.jpg
>realize that the toilet is bolted through the wall to a toilet in the women's bathroom
>whenever a girl sits down on that other toilet, it moves the one i'm sitting on a little bit
>we both have our asses on these connected toilet seats, so in a way we are connected
>if you think about it, it's pretty close to actually having sex with the woman in the other bathroom
>thatskindahot.png
>instant boner
>jerk it like there's no tomorrow
>fucking bliss, best nut of my life
>clean myself up and leave
>come back the next day when it's the busiest and do it again

I've been doing this for the past 4 days and it just feels amazing. This is probably the most I've felt like a normie in my entire life, because I'm getting real human intimacy from the other person.
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>>731513244
Holy kek anon this is the best shit I've seen all day
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>>731513244
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>>731513244
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>>731513244

>>if you think about it, it's pretty close to actually having sex with the woman in the other bathroom

>I've been doing this for the past 4 days and it just feels amazing. This is probably the most I've felt like a normie in my entire life, because I'm getting real human intimacy from the other person.

Holy shit my sides
Mfw
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Put me in the screenshot.
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>>731513244
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>>731513244
Nigger wat
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Don't include me in the eventual screencap
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>>731513712
Haha im 12 too this was super
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why do i still come here
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OP what the fuck
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>>731513931 MEH HE HE HEH
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op, learn morse code and move the toilet to convey the message to the lady on the other toilet that you are jacking off while she's pooping
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>>731513244
drill a hole in the wall and insert your cock... see what happens
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>>731513244
i wonder if they could feel the toilet shake
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>>731513244
> when you realize that the men's restroom is just next to the disabled person restroom...
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>>731513244
you have issues my man
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>>731513983
>insults people for having a chuckle

Don't be so sour cuck
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>pretty close to actually having sex with the woman in the other bathroom
>wtf.jpg
>I've been doing this for the past 4 days
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i cant wait to be on the 4chan subreddit XD
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>>731513983
All these flavors...
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>>731513244
nice dubs faggot
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>>731513244
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OP why tho
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>>731513244
Anon I.....
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>>731513244
extra virgin
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>>731515000
Trips winrar
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Op is a cuck https://youtu.be/qXTmAkJKikI
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But OP what about the other guys that have sat on that toilet as well? It's basically like having sex with them aswell.

Fag
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>>731513244
>real human intimacy
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>>731513244
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