>be me
>at the public library the other day
>in the bathroom taking a shit
>toilet moves
>wtf.jpg
>realize that the toilet is bolted through the wall to a toilet in the women's bathroom
>whenever a girl sits down on that other toilet, it moves the one i'm sitting on a little bit
>we both have our asses on these connected toilet seats, so in a way we are connected
>if you think about it, it's pretty close to actually having sex with the woman in the other bathroom
>thatskindahot.png
>instant boner
>jerk it like there's no tomorrow
>fucking bliss, best nut of my life
>clean myself up and leave
>come back the next day when it's the busiest and do it again
I've been doing this for the past 4 days and it just feels amazing. This is probably the most I've felt like a normie in my entire life, because I'm getting real human intimacy from the other person.
>>731513244
>>731513244
Holy kek anon this is the best shit I've seen all day
>>731513244
>>731513244
>>731513244
>>if you think about it, it's pretty close to actually having sex with the woman in the other bathroom
>I've been doing this for the past 4 days and it just feels amazing. This is probably the most I've felt like a normie in my entire life, because I'm getting real human intimacy from the other person.
Holy shit my sides
Mfw
Put me in the screenshot.
>>731513244
>>731513244
Nigger wat
Don't include me in the eventual screencap
>>731513712
Haha im 12 too this was super
why do i still come here
OP what the fuck
>>731513931 MEH HE HE HEH
op, learn morse code and move the toilet to convey the message to the lady on the other toilet that you are jacking off while she's pooping
>>731513244
drill a hole in the wall and insert your cock... see what happens
>>731513244
i wonder if they could feel the toilet shake
>>731513244
> when you realize that the men's restroom is just next to the disabled person restroom...
>>731513244
you have issues my man
>>731513983
>insults people for having a chuckle
Don't be so sour cuck
>pretty close to actually having sex with the woman in the other bathroom
>wtf.jpg
>I've been doing this for the past 4 days
i cant wait to be on the 4chan subreddit XD
>>731513983
All these flavors...
>>731513244
nice dubs faggot
>>731513244
OP why tho
>>731513244
Anon I.....
>>731513244
extra virgin
>>731515000
Trips winrar
Op is a cuck https://youtu.be/qXTmAkJKikI
But OP what about the other guys that have sat on that toilet as well? It's basically like having sex with them aswell.
Fag
>>731513244
>real human intimacy
>>731513244