Well I'm screwed > Be me > Post edgy content (rekt

fucking normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did you post on normiebook

>>731509081
Gore, isis videos( with funny music added on to them), dark humour jokes etc

>>731509374
literally none of that is illegal.

God save you if there were any naked children though

well shit. that sucks. hang tight anon. don't let the subbottom force break you.

>>731509555
check em

>>731509505
There weren't any naked children, yet they still want to talk to me( Fyi I'm norwegian and live in norway)

>>731509505
right?! kek

>inb4
OP is a faggot, please kill yourself

>>731508604
>>731509374
Your an idiot. The worst thing you can do is panic just play it cool and tell them you got it all off 4chan even if you didn't they cant do anything then
>>731509555
nice get

>>731508604
Don't worry, It's a formality.

>>731508604
tell them your computer was hacked by Hillary Clinton

>>731509587
Scandinavian cuckold, your country and cunts belong to Muslims now.

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>731508604
if you're sharing anything autistic on normiebook, and in fucking school, then just kys.

quads check um

>>731509752
>Your an idiot.

YOU + ARE IS YOU'RE

Did you miss school the day they covered this in second grade?!

>>731509587
maybe they think you tried to convert them

Look at this idiot not using Incognito mode

>>731508604
What's the penalty for Aggravated Edgelordism in Norway?

The princicpal said "By posting this stuff, you are encouraging terrorism"

>>731509505
isis videos are illegal, falls in the category of spreading of violence, you can check it out.

>>731508604
I ate a bunch of spicy food last night so now I have a spicy asshole.

>>731510046
execution

>>731508604
if people are that triggered that you were being a faggot, then you're in for a firm slap in the wrist... and you'll probably wind up a bigger reject than b4

>>731509587
Your school probably dobbed you in, head teachers are cunts. Talk to the police, say you are sorry if it offends people but it was intended as dark humour, then it is clear you made a bad joke rather than you being a weirdo.
The cops should then decide you are worth saving and they will probably advise you to not post anymore gore on your facebook, which is wise do not do that it will ruin your future employment etc, create a private group and post them there for people that want to see it if you really must.
If the cops start acting like they are gonna fuck you over, stop talking to them and get a lawyer. Do not admit to any intent to scare or cause distress. Good luck.

don't fucking enter the 4chan if u're still at high school u little attention whore faggot.

>>731510144
It was in a private group chat on facebook

>>731509752
>told them you got it all off 4chan
how autistic are you

>>731509752
>your an idiot
gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EenIXVoALmU

>>731509587
It's just too bad you don't live in a country with like, rights and stuff. Maybe written down in a big document. Lime maybe a constitutionsy orta thing. Hmm. Too bad.

>>731508604
Serves you right, stupid frog poster

why is everyone cool with this dumbfuck edgelord? fags

the cops are just trying to intervene before you become a 2/10 would not bang neckbeard for life. they're doing you a favor

>>731510144
>>731508604
Actually I just re-read your first post, you posted it in the class chat. Yeah you need to beg the police to let you off, cry if you have to. Say you are sorry and it will not happen again.

You will probably get some kind of police record for this, maybe not conviction depending how gory it was.

fucking edgy rekt fags deserve a talk with the fuzz just like the rest of you shitposting degenerates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8A85cl5w3s
good luck OP, see you on TV

>>731510354
In USA, Pepe is considered a symbol of Alt Right Hate/Racism.

>>731508604
you deserve whatever is comming to you, cool friend

>>731508604
Don't be a pussy play cool and do tell what happens op

>>731509587
>norway
>posting isis videos
Just tell them you're muslim and become untouchable

>>731510572
now you're thinking with portals

>>731508604

do not talk to the police

take your lawyer, you have no reason to speak with the police without legal representation present

they can either arrest you and try you for a crime, or they can leave you alone

even police chiefs agree with this - you can not be forced to testify against yourself, and the police WILL use anything you say against you (its their job)

that being said don't be a douche and threaten to hurt/kill people, that's just stupid

>>731509081

i told my teacher that i was going to reveal the fact that he raped me and the principal videotaped it

while that may not have happened that way, i got busted for posting that

suxman

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you?

>>731510660
This /thread

>>731510506
No he isn't I live in the USA and most people don't even know what he means

>>731510617
Seriously, look up a muslim prayer ritual
Then in the middle of your little interview with the police, get up, face mecca and start praying
Watch them collectively shit themselves at the realization that they may have offended their muslim overlords
This is assuming they're anywhere near as cucked as sweden

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>>731510660

Anon knows. Be like anon.

>>731510857
man i love /b/

>>731508604
Fuck the police, keep posting funny rekt gore shit. Your untouchable.

>>731510739
The Miranda Warning means dick in Norway.

>>731509587
posting ISIS videos with funny music is haram. sharia police will send you to jail.

You are probably going to be monitored for awhile, being "edgy" on fagbook is just cringe unless you're autistic then all is forgiven. Play it off as just trying to be funny and ended up going to far, I can't see any dire implications from doing this the once off.

convert to islam, kill your teacher, the police and your classmates, post pics

>>731508604
Your only hope now is to join The Scientology Sea Org.
You will spend the rest of your life as a hotel housekeeper in Clearwater, Florida.
But that's better than 25 to Life in a Norwegian prison.

UPDATE: The police mentioned that i joked about shooting people. I just realised that I am a member of a shooting club. I'm so fucking screwed

>>731511502
I'm literally 5 minutes away from the Clearwater compound at this very moment

>>731511832
Has the News Media gotten ahold of this yet?

>>731512024
good question. Well OP?

>>731511832
lmao how's that ass feel

>>731512024
yes it's everywhere, I'm so screwed

OP here: I got the phone call by the police today, not telling the media about it though

drink bleach https://youtu.be/qXTmAkJKikI

>>731512337
ok tell us the school and the city so that we can make SURE it stays out of the media.

Kill all jews https://youtu.be/K9zmiF810rw

>>731508604

>>731508604
>pepe
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>school
That's what you get for being a fucking attetion whore you underageb&. What kind of stupid retard would post that kind of shit on their facebook?. I hope you get jailed and become Tyrone new girlfriend you fucking faggot. My only advice is that you end your patetic life at once.

Do you really like that kind of shit or you like this only cos it's '' incredible ''? Second one, I guess

>>731508604
Your lack of discretion suggests you're not stable enough to live in a normal society. I think you should be locked away until you grow up, anon.
Or at least be banned from sites that expose you to questionable content - seeing as you have such trouble understanding where and when posting it is appropriate.

There's a reason why 4chan in 18 and over, anon. If you can't handle yourself on these sites, you shouldn't be here.

>>731510660
>taking you badboy self this seriously as to actually think you commited huge crime

>making a fuss out of this and forcing people take it even more seriously when you could say you're just a edgy teenage faggot and that you won't do it again.

>>731508604
Firstly, you must Delet your Fagbook, TwitNigger, and all other Social Media. They are the tools of The Jew.
Then, you must post nudes of your mom, so that we might fap.

>>731508604
just tell them its was 4chans fault lol, its your fault for posting illegal graphical shit in a class, porn, rekt ect. but they cant do shit to this site ahahahahahahahahahahaha
high school or college?
this is interesting, happen to me kinda when i was in school a decade back. wasnt like that though hahaha

>>731509374
ahahahaha you really trolled your own class?? thats HARD MOTHERFUCKA

>>731510363
didn't consider how he might just be a tubby loser looking for attention. this changes everything, he is such an uncool fool, and to think he's a 4nonny! sadface emoji

>>731515800
>>731515675
Autism.

>>731515874
I'd say most if us are tubby losers looking for attention.

>>731510083
what kind of retarded eurocuck logic is that

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>>731509374
>police wanting to talk about the ISIS videos you spread

bahahaha. i dont know what your special forces are called but enjoy being monitered by them for at least a year

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>>731508604
Just tell normies the hacker know as 4chan.

look up if you are legally required to go and speak to the police about this.

I am not a legal expert but I think unless they have arrested you or have a warrant they can not force you to do anything.
Inform yourself and if you don't have to go don't go.


when institutions send you letters they usually sound pretty drastic to scare you into certain actions but very often they have no actual foundation.

>>731508604
What part of "anonymous" did you not understand? Clearly the whole fucking thing, otherwise they never would have found you to request your presence at the police station.

>>731509374
UR FUCKED LOL

>>731517164
yes. this sounds like a really good fucking idea when counter-terrorism task forces want to talk to an edgelord. maybe try fleeing the country as well OP, just to stand up for liberty

>>731517784
>counter-terrorism

kek as if