/b/ I have a problem. So as a joke between me and my buddies

kill her then she'll never find out

>>731506595
Just tell her they were actually traps, it won't be gay then. No problems.

AIDS

>Straight
>Fucks dudes

Pick one

sauce on pic

OP is faggot (in denial)

>>731506595
Hahahah thanks for the laugh man

>>731506595
My sides

10/10 OP

Say you fucked a hooker.
At least that way she won't find out you're a pole smoker, you fucking faggot.

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>>731506595
> accidentally had sex with a few guys
> accidentally
>few guys

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>>731506595
>accidentally had sex with a few guys

You probably have ghoneria or whatever that shit is. Good thing is your girl probably cheated also so you just blame her and you good

>>731506767

That's OP

>>731506595
Wow. I've been drunk but I've never been gay orgy drunk before. Good job OP.

>>731506721
/b/ in a nutshell

>>731506595
Gave my girlfriend an STD the same way, well with one dude lol but listen op, she will find out. You have to lie. What sounds better? "Babe I really fucked up, I got really drunk and met a girl from Backpage" then you try your best to do damage control. Or "sorry you have an STD because I let 3 dudes use me like a whore" she's gonna most likely leave you, but lying is the only way to go here

>HAHA Make a GRINDR ACCOUNT BRO!!
>HAHA OKAY IM NOT GAY OR ANYTHING THOUGH!!

>HAHA ITS A JOKE!!!
>???
>AIDS
>ITS A PRANK BRUH

>It was an accident
SURE OP, you just fell into their dicks. It happens. Dude just tell her that you got that from a public bathroom or some shit like that.

You don't accidentally fuck three dudes OP. You might as well hit them back up once your girlfriend dumps you

just lie
have a dog to bite you and say it was from the bite

probablt you got AIDS from her

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>>731506595
Can't hide that shit, OP. Confess and move on. You fucked yourself over.

>>731507234
don't be such a white knight
she prolly did the same

Fail fake thread

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>>731506721

>>731506595
this story is too good to be true

>>731507224
yeah just say u had sex with the dog OP, you're fine

Tripped
Fell
Landed on his dick

>>731507435
it happened to me too but i bailed half way thru and stole their weed . ah, alcohol, why do you do this

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>>731506595

>have gf
>have gay sex out of boredom
>ruin perfectly good relationship

Lmao, im sorry dude but thats fucking hilarious. That's 100% on you man

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>>731507296
>telling OP the truth that he fucked up
>being a white knight

nigga what?

>>731506595
There's getting drunk and being so horny that you say fuck it and jerk off with a guy and maybe suck him off...but then there's this level of faggotry that would make Richard Simmons blush and thats getting drunk and gangbanged in the ass by randos. I think you may have contracted Super Aids.

>>731507296
>your retardation

These Faggots
Blame it on her...
If this was a real story of course

Yeah dude you really fucked up, although this is can't be real, 10/10 I lol'd and replied without sage

>>731506595
>I ended up having 3 guys come to my house and taking turns blowing me and cumming in my ass.
>no homo

Get the fuck out, /fit/.

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OP I can empathize. I'm straight, but got *really* drunk a few years back and sucked a guy off. I got Herpes Simplex 2 on my mouth.

You need to get tested, OP.

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>THIS FUCKING THREAD

>>731507793
>>731507604
virgin NEET

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>>731506595
>However, I'm a straight guy
>3 guys come to my house and taking turns blowing me and cumming in my ass.

>>731507947
I love this "I'm totally straight but I happened to suck a dick once" meme. That's not how sexuality works, faggot.

"accidently had sex with a few guys" - you sir have made my week, sentence of the year contestant right there.

>>731507085
kek

>>731508121
>"accidently had sex with a few guys"
it happens

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>>731508243
>it happens

>>731508243
you bet it does. and to straight guys.

alcohol/drugs can make you do fucky stuff.

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>>731508348

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>>731508359
>you bet it does. and to straight guys.

>>731506777
Trips of truth

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>>731506721
this

>>731508359
false. i have experienced many drugs and alcohol

>>731506595
OP you fucked up big time. You probably have HIV.
Good luck....

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https://youtu.be/jUw4Qh9uFK8

the worst ylyl I've ever seen in my life

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>>731506595
>acidentally had sex with a few guys

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>>731506595

>>731506595
tell her you got raped and were too ashamed to report it. That way she'll be considered a heartless bitch to dump you

>>731508512

I bet I could get you to AT LEAST suck my dick when you're shit-faced drunk.

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wp op

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>>731508608
This is the most appropriate picture for this thread!

>>731508512
This. I've done a lot of drugs and a shit ton of drinking, but never once have I thought, "wow I'm so fucked up I need to suck some cock."

Uhhhmmmm yea... So where you fucked up was with letting guys come over and fuck you.....
Wtf?!?
I started reading that assuming you started the account to get nudes or something. Now I believe you need a dr for the body, and a seperate dr for your brain son. You fucked up, also all gay shit aside... Why let them fuck you with no rubber?

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>>731506595

There is only one logical choice... see image

>>731508734
I have. And I bet you're lying.

Just fucking deny. Watch her end up coming out and saying she is sorry cause she fucked someone else and thinks she is the cause...

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>itt straight guys deny their bisexual curiosities
>on an anonymous board
>because they're manly men!

lol fagets

>>731506595
Accidentally had sex....

Yea, she'll buy that.

this https://youtu.be/qXTmAkJKikI

how is your dick infected, since you infected her vagina, if they were fucking your ass? Shouldnt your ass hole be infected???

>>731507159
lost

>>731507085
Yeah holy fuck. Epic.

>>731508902
I put $50 on her getting gangbanged by a bunch of niggers

>>731509016
You really don't understand infection do you?

>>731506595
If that story is true then you are a gay dude. You should have been honest and told you gf after it happened so she could stay away from your infected dick/ass/body.

If you die from AIDS then there is a god. and you will deserve it.

>>731509016
Are you this uneducated?

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>>731508929
>>itt straight guys deny their bisexual curiosities
>>on an anonymous board
>>because they're manly men!

You fags and bi men are unable to understand that MEN have ZERO sexual appeal for most guys... ZERO!! It is like showing me a picture of coffee cup and saying "You know you want to fuck it"... NO... No, I don't.

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>>731506595
>as a joke
>3 guys came in my ass

Don't keep all the keks to yourself!
Share them with you gf. I'm sure she will see the humor in the fact that you are a faggot, like we all do.

POST the messages from GRINDR
fucking liar

>>731506595
OP you 100% have aids... You let a bunch of FAGS cum in your ass without a condom. You're fucked bud.

>>731509016

kek good one

OP is more than a faggot

>>731509218
he may not had penetration
just cum on ass

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>>731509016

>>731509130
Actually he is right, bacteria infections do not go through your bowel walls or you would be dead in a few days. HIV takes more than a week, herpes would be more than just a rash. So his dick is prob not infected but his dirty balls slapping on her pussy might spread something from his bumhole to her vag.

Guy has chlamydia or worse in his ass.

>>731506595
That is super gay. Like, an exceptionally homosexual act. Its rough that you caught something, but its 2017, you knew the risks

>>731506595
It takes 3 weeks for any infection to set I. Place usually, it could be gonnorhea, but you wouldn't be able to transfer that fast and have an outbreak that short of a distance. You're a bait. 8/8 but if true, you're girlfriend has been cheating on you actually...you would have had to have a rash to give it to her or a bacterial infection in your cock.

>>731509130
>>731509143
>>731509343
Its funny because you three are dumbasses who apparently dont know hoe STDs work...

>>731509181
actually most people have bisexual curiosity.

I'm straight and I've only experimented with 2 men. I prefer women.

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>>731509595
>I'm straight and I've only experimented with 2 men
bruh

>>731509595
>>I'm straight but I've blown enough dicks to fill up a hot air balloon.

Straight....right sure you are. Kek

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>>731509595
>actually most people have bisexual curiosity.

I must be an ultra alpha male, because I have ZERO sexual desire (EVER) for any guy. Fuck, the rest of you are seriously beta males?

More women for me!

>hurr durr anal sex with a man is gay

How the fuck is it gay? If I use it purely as a masturbatory technique, its no different than using a dildo to stimulate your prostate

>>731506595
Same as if you were a trans girl with a new engaged boyfriend that didn't know. It's up to you to tell or not.

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>>731509337
I tried anal with a guy once. It feels good, but I'm turned off by men for the most part.

>mfw I let my gf's peg me

you guys need to be a little more open-minded. you can be straight an experiment.

>>731506595

DIE FAGGOT DIE

>>731507947
>I'm straight
>sucked a guy off once

Pro tip: oh nevermind.

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>>731509882
I don't like traps
but I like real women who look like traps
what am I?
pic related

>>731506595
>cumming in my ass
Nigga, you gay!

>>731509595

ok

>>731510017
A straight dude with bad taste.

>>731508555
wow

>>731510017
if you think this pic looks like a women there is nothing we can do to help you. this looks nothing like a female.

but she is

>>731510210
retard much?

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>>731510017
>I don't like traps
>but I like real women who look like traps
>what am I?
>pic related

Normal... I mostly prefer LARGE breasted women with long hair and pixie-like faces...

Different strokes for different folks

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>>731510306
>>731510210
>>731510182
>>731510172

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>>731510419

Not classically good looking, but definitely fuckable

If YOU like her that is all that matters

>>731510551
Are you sure this isn't a guy? What the actual fuck man

>i invited 3 guys to fuck me in the ass
>i'm not gay

...sure OP...

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>>731510551
>man hands
>wide shoulders
>those lats

that is no doubt either a trap or a post-op trans

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AND THIS ONE?

>>731510871
demonic

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>>731506595
>accidentally had sex with a few guys

Better watch out, like hitting your pinky toe on a table leg, you might accidentally have sex with some dudes LMAO

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>>731506595
lmao

on the slight chance that this isn't bait, youre hopeless. how do you "accidentally" take a load from multiple gay bros?

>>731509882
>Unironically uses the term "Alpha male"

Top tip, if you need to call yourself an alpha male, you're not.

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>>731510871
A freak in the sack... I would not even hesitate... go for it!

>>731510871
Why the long face anon?

>>731511085
She looks like a retarded version of shakira

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>>731511085
>>731511087
I like jewess

>>731511184
Literally thought the same thing

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>>731511184
>She looks like a retarded version of shakira

Or Shakira reminds of us a primitive wild beauty

>>731506755
this

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Many of you'll make this political.

>be me
>conservative
>stringent Trump supporter

and I'm bi-curious. I'm still straight though.

>>731511184
you think so??

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>>731511085
>>731511184
Fugg

>>731506595
>It was a accident, I'm straight
https://youtu.be/g_HN50TLuaI

Moscow Rules. Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence. Three guys is gay.
.

>>731511348
>bi-curious
>straight
>conservative
nigga you are not straight

>>731509181
well if you're drunk and bored....

>>731506595
play this video first to sort of break the ice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs

>>731511348
You're in good company. All the emperor's men are closeted faggots, too. The emperor himself was Roy Cohn's catamite … and now he's Putin's cock-holster.

OP IS LITERALLY A FAG https://youtu.be/qXTmAkJKikI

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>>731511677
>Putin's cock-holster.

No way!

>>731511550
awesome way to make yourself unique at the reunion
"Hey I once got so wasted I got used as a human fleshlight by 3 dudes and got an std in my ass"

>>731506595
No one makes a Grindr for "laughs" that isn't a rampant homosexual. Decide which is less bad, that you cheated with multiple guys or some dirty girl. You're going to have to tell her unless you're clean. Honestly you should tell her anyway because she deserves better than a flaming disgusting unfaithful faggot like you.

>>731506595
How is this a joke? When you SIGNED BACK IN we're your friends around? Egging you on? No. Therefore you have no rationale and you only consider it a "fuck up" because you're facing extreme consequences. If nothing happened I bet OP would'be posted a completely different thread, and went back for more dick.

Did you delete the Grindr app yet?

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>>731506595
>"straight guy"
>"I ended up having 3 guys come to my house and take turns blowing me and cumming in my ass."
>straight
OP's a confirmed faggot

>>731506595
First Thread of the day, i'm already enjoying my time here, Thanks Anon you made my day. Also you should probably tell her because there's no fucking way she wont find out.

>>731512524
I dunno, OP could pull some Death Note style shit
This is the guy who's straight but manages to get 3 guys to cum in his ass afterall

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>>731506595

>>731506595
Get tested, receive treatment, accept error, mature, move on and enjoy life.

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>>731506595
So you willingly made an account on a fag app, got three strangers to come to your home, got a boner for all three, rubbed dicks together with no protection and got buttfucked raw.

You're not straight and you are a faggot and deserve the homo aids in your anus.

>>731508902
This

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>>731506721
TOP FUCKING KEK ANON

You are a faggot and if you dont get tested you will be a pretty fucked up faggot.

>>731506595
>I'm a straight guy
>I ended up having 3 guys come to my house and taking turns blowing me and cumming in my ass.

There hasn't been a better time to say this:
OP is a faggot!

bait

>>731506595
GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>731513407

>>731506595
>Couple guys came in my ass.
>Couple
>Implying you you can take a couple dicks in the ass accidentally, without ever doing it before
>Straight

>>731506595
FUCK.. reminds me of stories I heard of working the Emergency room... you would be surprised by the number of people that slipped and fell onto objects that then got stuck up their ass

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>>731506595

>>731506595
So basically youre a faggot and gave some chick that was dumb enough to trust you a disease. You should fucking kill yourself you scumbag piece of shit faggot.

>>731506595
Just try to talk to her seriously and let her know it was an accident you were drunk and that you steal love her with all your heart. At the end of the DAY ITS JUST SEX AND doesn't mean anything, I'm sure she will understand and if she doesn't then it was never meant to be. If you love something let it go, then never to have loved at all. Good luck OP

>>731506595
There is no such thing as accidental sex unless you were drugged you fucking lying faggot. You deserve to get dumped tbh

>>731506595
cool post till you went all fag on us. must be bored and drunk anon, fuck off you kid, wish the old 4chan was back..

Sooo... what is it like to have a penis inside of you?

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>Accidentally

Hey guys, include me in the screenshot!

>>731506595
>tl;dr accidentally had sex with a few guys, now me and my girlfriend are sick. Don't want her to find out, what should I do?
Damn

>>731506595
Genug gelachen, es ist zeit fur etwas anderes. Sieg