Dudes! A moment of your time. My wife has been gaining 4 lbs

>>731488143
you just have to accept that she's transforming into a dependapotamus

>>731488143

divorce her now, before it is too late.

>>731488361
Those jokes are made aplenty at her expense

>>731488460
Eh, that's not how I work

she needs to hate her image first
- take pictures that highlight her fatness
- plan a trip to someplace where she needs to wear a bikini
- take her to an offbase club/bar where the college hotties hang out. when no dude looks at her it will burn her
- marines will fuck anything so she probably gets hit on constantly which reinforces her fattiness.

>>731488555

well she is gonna get pregnant and you are going to lose everything when she divorces you

Ask one of her girlfriends to talk to her.

>>731488143
how long have you been flying?

>>731489067
That's what's making this difficult; she goes by how she "feels", not how she weighs. I mean you can eat less than well and not workout and feel fine. 200 on girls probably do it all the time. She takes every outlook which avoids her facing that she's getting fatter, so trying to get her to stop ignoring it is like nailing jello to a tree.

What's worse is I haven't seen her in months, but she's coming to see me soon and we're going to frequent a swim up bar that she got a cool "onesie" for. Which tells me she got even fatter and is not comfortable in a bikini.

I'm well aware of marines' lack of target ambiguity haha, but she doesn't really grt hit on alot because she's shy

>>731489144
Haha we're not gonna get divorced man, and she's going to get pregnant because we want to have kids because they'll be fucktons of fun

>>731489261
I've considered this but her friends kind of share the same haphazard view towards dieting and working out, meaning they won't really be invested in making my point, they'll all turn on me, and the vindiction I sought to avoid will come to bear nonetheless. This is the option I've wanted to try the most but I can't really imagine a situation where it works

>>731488143
Grow a pair, n tell her she's fat, n lay off the ho-hos'

>>731489358
A long time friendo. Close to 2k at this point

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>>731489603
use the kid as bait. tell her that you don't want to get her pregnant until she gets back down to fighting weight. tell her the excess weight isn't healthy for the baby during the pregnancy.

the real reason is she likely won't lose the baby weight and take the "eating for 2" literal.

>>731489603
Wait, she's already packing on the weight and you don't have kids yet? Dump her now, before its too late.

Why should she lose weight for you when you're never fucking home?

>>731489809
awesome man. i'm a tanker dude, i refueled the shit out of you guys in the pacific and downrange.

my wife slowly grew weight to the point of seriously pissing me off too. one of her gfs encouraged her to use a personal trainer. now she's losing weight.

A1: Ask her to go for a hike/bike etc with you, 'hey it's springtime and nice out today, want to go check out x trail with me?'
A2: Cook dinner for both of you with reduced portions of high caloric items, but make piles of salad etc so the plate is always full.

Q: How many man hours of maintenance per flight hour approx, and do you know how it compares to F35?

>>731489426
start buying her clothes that cover her body. Boyfriends only ever buy women shit that makes them look more naked, start buying her yoga pants and tell her she looks best in them and it will destroy her justifications. If you're in for playing the long con just start slipping in things like "i'd love you no matter what you looked like" working your way up to "id rather you were happy than thin" - then when you've made it to this point start letting her catch you watching porn with women who look like she used to, or if you're feeling super brave, let her walk in on you jacking it to an old picture of her. What this will do is force her to trap and "womantrap" you by asking questions like "do you find me less sexy than you used to" because women are conniving and she will think she will get her apology at which point you can dodge and evade while crucially never saying that you still find her sexy

If she does not attempt to fix your relationship by losing weight from that point she is a lost cause and would be fat no matter what you do as long as you are together

Also how many rounds of counter measures does an fa18 have before it has to give up on a dogfight?

>>731489882
that the job of a military wife. "the hardest job in the military"

>>731489810
Oh trust me that thought has scared this shit out of me, because I know she won't give two shits about losing the baby weight once it's there and she'll just accept it. In a way you're right, impressing on her that if she goes into a pregnancy like this then she'll leave it far worse may have some sway, but I can see that poing being ignored for the far easier bait of "oh you think I'm fat?", thoroughly dodging the actual conversation

what type of engine does the f-18e have?

>>731489978
Being in myself I really don't have much sympathy for someone complaining about their wife when they're literally never home. You should have gotten out a long time ago. I'm going to at the first opportunity.

>>731489767
I'm getting close to it honestly, but that's why I can here. I've taken pretty good courses of action up til now but it's not working. I want to exhaust everything before I commit to a big fight

>>731490035
fag

>>731489982
i finally had to tell her. i would point out the fatass women on scooters and say that's going to be you in you're not careful. also explained that the excess weight would cut off her life and therefore our retirement time together.

>>731489882
Not sure how those two correlate, but its a lifestyle I want us to have down pat so that when we start our family our kids adapt the good habits we model for them. It also has the added benefit of staying tight for your significant other, give them something nice to love ya know?

>>731490047
bruh, that's the job. anyone should have explain that to them. my wife understood and handled shit when i was gone, even when it was short-notice with an unknown return date.

>>731490035
Well the 18 is comprised of legacy (A-D) and super (E/F); the legacy boasts the f404-GE-400 and 402, where the rhino uses the f414

>>731488143
Tell her you are finsing other women more attractive. Make her insecure. She isn't maintaining herself because she thinks shes got you in check.

>>731490652
Trust me, jealousy is a huge motivator for women.

>>731488143
Try approaching it as if you were genuinely concerned for her health and your future together.
"Honey, I'm starting to worry about being alone because you won't get healthy," or something along those lines.

>>731489935
What tanker? Loveee me some gas, provided you don't drag me through a thunderstorm, where I grip the black out of the stick and pucker so hard I suck up the seat cushion haha.

Dude I've offered that to her plenty of times, like I will literally pay for a professional to guide you every step of the way. But she says it isn't necessary, again dodging her problem. I cant force it on her.

>>731489941
Tried that, fizzled out shortly unfortunately. And I'm not guiltless here, I love eating shit food as much as her. But,I actually work it off; eating healthy is actually not bad, there are ways to,make it tasty, but both our jobs discourage spending any prolonged amount of time to make a healthy dinner cuz we're both just exhausted at the end of a day

>>731490734
You need to start complimenting other women on how they look, in front of her. "Wow, Cindy, you look great in that dress!" Shit like that. She will go out of her mind with jealousy and be in the gym within a week.

increase you comments on prettier women and stuff, neg her, make it seem like you're going to seek pleasure elsewhere. If you're good looking enough yourself it will work to make her want to be better. If you're ugly she'll laugh and find some beta with money

>>731489941
Also sorry to answer your Q: I don't know a number concretely, but I've heard 40 I think? One of the biggest selling points of the Rhino is its ease of maintenance, I meant the jet literally tells you exactly what's wrong with it post every flight. And replacing and repairing some hsrd to reach parts got way easier with the super. We never have a problem with up jets to fly if that helps.

I don't know a number for the 35, but I've heard dropping it's engine is fucking terrible. Like all new jets I bet it'll be good for the first few hundred hours, but after that my wager is the thing is a giant turd

>>731490714
This was me, just another thought:
you could also try guilt tripping her into something, like suggest that she wants to leave, or she's trying to drive you away by not doing what'd be good for her and you as a couple...
Expressing increased interest with females of the body type you want her to be could go either way; she'd either snap out of it and do it, or she'd sink into a funk because of it, depends on the chica.

Did I miss something? Why didn´t you see her in months? Are you a soldier on duty?

Also, we need pictures to rate the the situation. Best would be before and current pictures. No face needed!

But I guess the jelousy tactic is the most likely plan that will work. Even after a big talk and honesty, she will remain or at least get fat again very soon.

>>731488143
>I've suggested "let's work out together"
Maybe you could be more insistent >>731489941 has the right idea, but drive it from the point that you are already going, and are saying to her to come or not. Using anons example, instead of 'want to go check out x trail with me?', you put it on her by saying 'I'm going out to x trail, are you coming? No? Why not?' If she really needs incentive, throw in a 'Maybe I'll treat you to lunch when we're done' and get her a nice healthy lunch from somewhere. Then walk fast/up hills and make her feel unfit to the point she feels compelled to get in shape, 'You think you're gonna be able to keep up with the kids when you can hardly walk up a hill? You're gonna get stuck in the water slide one day at this rate'

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>>731488143
OP do it without her. Go to the gym. Then like this anon >>731490905 suggests complement other women. find some hot chick in a Celeb bread, print out her pic and put it somewhere subtle, garage or workspace. or near your comp.

Don't assault the issue directly. Passive comments designed to attack emotionally will get you your win.

>>731489948
That's certainly a dare tactic ha. I don't really think that would work on her, she'd likely embrace it.

So that's a hard question to answer. The short answer is we have just over 100 slots to fill with any combination of type of chaff or flare. That's less than half of most interceptors/ air superiority fighters.

However, with the less than stellar thrust to weight of the rhino and the legs of the modern adversary missile, you're not going to give up on a dogfight. Ever. Once committed, you need to kill or die. Certain countermeasures can certainly deter or defeat enemy missiles, but not all.

>>731488143
How many times have you activated the EOS because you feel you're going hypoxic? How about your pilot buddies?

Also: Women who are Happy in a relationship gain weight. The time to worry is when she suddenly starts hitting the gym and getting herself back in "fuck me" shape. Protip, brah.

>>731490128
How did she react when you dropped that bombshell?

>>731488143
OP have you considered being a man and throwing out all the junk food in your fridge. Women are essentially adult children. If you enforce discipline and law down rules without losing your temper they will respond.

Simply say your getting fat and I don't want to fall out of love with you. So more more eggos or frozen pizza.

then walk out of the room and if she is yelling close the door.

>>731489603

you are doing the exact same thing many men have done with the same excuses many have said before it came true.

I was like you once.

Get out while you still can.

>>731490652
Agreed, which is an unconscious selfishness I find despicable. That's an aggressive take,on,insecurity though, I don't want her to be motivated by her thinking I'm going to cheat. That seems rather venemous

>>731490734
135s, the low-rider of the tanker force.

>>731490714
That's what ive been doing unfortunately

>>731491483
she was hurt at first, but i explained it that i'm her best friend and would tell her things even her best girlfriend would bring up. she accepted the criticism and tried to find way to start working out again.

>>731491132
I'm deployed, and to keep anonymity I'm not posting her pics, sorry. What you can know is she used to,float around 120 and id bet she's just iver 140 st this point. She's about 5'4.

And yeah, after every small talk things bever stay good.

>>731491576
Her not maintaining herself is poisining your relationship. She needs to take responsibility for your needs. To do that she needs to REALLY understand what they are. You find other women HOT because shes getting fat. Simple. It's not venemous, its the truth.

>>731491556
This. Ditto.
She's married now.She doesn't have to try.
Just wait till the sex stops because you're a fat shamer. That'll happen as soon as you have the number of kids she wants.
Learn about prostitutes, or start a porn collection and learn to love yourself, or get an affair lined up.

>>731491202
I like this. I've been considering surprising her with a pair of spin bikes when i get home, abd telling her we're riding 45 minutes every day. But this is right along those lines and good as well

>>731490734
Mfw she's like 110 and OP is crazy with referred anorexia

>>731491285
Kinda did this already. Had a fucking gorgeous pic of Emma Watson as my desktop background on our shared desktop computer in her office

>>731491443
Very true. And we are really happy, don't get me wrong, I'm trying to improve the "me" happiness so it doesn't infringe on "our" happiness.

And I've only pulled the green ring once. I'm not sure if I was hypoxic, but things weren't adding up and my,trsining daid pull it. They're free after all. At the docs after landing my CO levels were higher than normal.

Almost everybody has pulled the ring at this point. The OBOGS problem is real, and its scary. The older legacy birds have cabin pressure incidents as they age too. Several good pilots are getting,sent to,the hospital because their jet took them from stratosphere to reef diving. While still ON DECK.

>>731488143
>>731488143


Girls want you to subvert control. They want you to do everything without looking like you're doing anything.

Try telling her you have a surprise for her, and then go with her to a yoga class at the gym you just bought her a month's subscription to.
What's the maximum payload on the hornet?

>>731492099
Haha no I'd be force feeding her hardees at that point

>>731492409
Anon, you guys got a REAL issue. Can't say much, but I'm one of the dudes working on it. OBOGS is part of airframe, so big-league dudes don't want to admit that's the problem.

There is a low-cost solution out there, but getting brass to move on it is like rolling a giant rock uphill... I'm pissed that the Operators are treated like shit.

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>>731488143
set up a wife swap

>>731488143

What IQ do you need to pilot a FA-18E Super Hornet?

>>731492481
Ive gone to Barre and body pump classes with her. She loves those, but will easily find an excuse not to go. But the biggest problem is she HATES cardio, which is an obvious problem.

Max takeoff/catapult weight is 66k, so quite a lot. Ive seen several birds go flying with 4 2,000 lb bombs and 500 pounders outboard of that. With the exception of a few niche loadoit considerations, you can really load her up with whatever you want, provided that the maneuverability and speed you'll lose by doing so doesn't negate any minimum defensive considerations mandated by the mission

>>731490194
This is all you have to say. I want to set a good example for our future children and that means making lifestyle changes now. If you're not willing to do that then we shouldn't have kids. If we aren't going to have kids, which is something I want, then we may as well call it quits now.

Just, you know, be as nice as possible about it.

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>>731489982
>>731489603

OP the more I read this thread the more I realize you got trapped by a baby-hungry succubus.

DUMP THAT CUNT

>>731492695
Me too dude. While OBOGS sucks and can be scary, I'm way nore nervous for my Charlie brethren. There's one too gun graduate who got squeezed fucking bad a few times and may never fly again. Aside from that obviously being terrible for him, and he's a great dude, the navy lost a fuck ton of experience and skill there.

>>731492850
instead of just running. have her do a couch to 5k workout or incline walking.

>>731490064

>exhaust everything before I commit to a big fight
>using military tactics in relationship

Would seem like the man is a genius, except...

>having a bitch crazy enough you have to resort to military tactics

>>731492960
While your wording is funny, she certainly didn't trap me. Career and personality wise she's a fucking treat. Just need to tone her up a bit...

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>>731488143

Canada is looking to purchase Super Hornets instead of the F-35. What are your thoughts on this?

>>731493118
she's probably a freak in the sheets

>>731493020
Problem is, they're chasing all the unicorns guessing at what the "single" issue may be. It's a combination of factors, but in one squadron I'm working with 70% of flights are coming back with EOS activated by the operator. If 70% of the time you had to use the Emergency Brake on your car, there would be a massive recall and hell to pay.

>>731492954
That's the problem; I've done exactly this. Multiple times now. Which is why my frustration now approaches a boil.

>>731493156
not OP
hornets = proven system, reasonably fuel efficient
f35 = still getting the bugs worked out. expense to repair

>>731493118
Haha true when taken out of context, but she's the opposite of crazy, which is why i ringed that shiz. I just wabt to achueve my goals without hurting her, cuz you know, love n stuff

post photo of her ass.

>>731493207
If that's already been said nothing will change. I just ripped off the bandaid on a 5 year relationship because I couldn't see myself raising children with her. I know you don't wanna hear it but you know it's the truth. If you have to have a conversation like that more than once, nothing will change.

Have you ever had to eject out of the seat and use a parachute?

Whats it feel like to jump out of a plane?

>>731493251
I was a 35 hater, and still am to certain extents. One engine? Ill never fly it.

I did get a brief only someone like me could on her capabilities... Trust me, we want her.

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>>731493301
Her ass is GREAT.

>>731490734

>cant force it on her

THEN LEAVE HER.

>>731493507
photo plz

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>>731488143
Say
>hey, quit putting on 4lbs a year like a stupid fat bitch

i had ti pick street signs to tell you this remember thats what i done to give you this answer

>>731488143
Is peanut oil recommended for making scrambled eggs? Or should I use canola oil?

>>731488143
If she is exponentially gaining weight, you should just divorce her because she does not love you anymore.

>>731490861
>>731490861


Cheff & Nutritionist here, OP.

Your observation reflects the most common challenge faced by the north American lifestyle; how to make healthy eating easy. The key is to pre-meditate every meal. If you plan to eat healthy ahead of time it is much easier to commit to, and easier to make an automated routine out of.

In our commercialized society with advertisements created to make money, we are bombarded with temptation at every turn. You must be stoic in your battle and remind yourself that those adds reflect someone trying to make money by making you less healthy.

When you do the grocery shopping, only plan to eat healthy things. Know that you're going to want to cheat and snack so buy yourself healthy snack foods (I prefer un-salted nuts and banana chips). When you cheat, cheat by eating only healthy whole fats like butter, cheese or animal fat as opposed to the saturated artificial fats in fast foods and snack foods.

Make it a rule to only eat food you/your wife have prepared yourselves.


But most of all, OP, if she can't/refuses to stick to a diet when you're not in front of her..... dumb that adult child before she gets knocked up and all her crazy is permanently justified.

>>731488143

put her on protein diet without telling her, 4 days in first week on month and 4 days on 3rd. Red meat , beans, shit like this. Just make sure she drinks a lot of water on diet days ( do sex or i dunno take her to the park wtf man find something ).
It will look like she's losing weight by herself so she'll feel young and confident thus you'll get more BJ

>>731494081
thanks cheff

Spotted some fucktard officer on the bush. Fuck you. Fuck you and your nice ass layed back deployment.

>>731488143

Metabolism gets fucky as you age, mang. It happens to a lot of people, maybe not everyone, but it happens. Im pretty fit but I cant eat a frickin mcdouble anymore without my ass jiggling for a week.

Pretty shallow you'd marry a woman for better or worse then want out when nature happens.. She should cheat on you with someone who isn't so superficial.

You east or west coast squadron?

>>731488143
Are you willing to walk away? You have to be, or else she will walk all over you.

Take a gamble and get caught eyeing up the hottest girl at the bar. If she questions it, shrug and say you can't help you still like what you liked when you met her.

You don't have any kids. She has practically no power over you. You're a fucking American fighter pilot. You can have any woman you want, borders be damned. You might even find one that's not going to end up critically dependent on you! Dying at the stick would be more merciful than getting old with this woman clinging to you. At least it would be over quickly, and you wouldn't have to feel ashamed of it.

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>>731488143
>>731488143


OP, Have you ever flown in one of these Super Hornets? What kind of G-forces did you experience?


Also..


Hey, Brother. Listen up. Whever Gs you felt in that cock pit do not even compare to the emotional roller coaster that GIRL (not woman) has you riding on. She is clearly still a young adolescent girl mentally/emotionally and is being controlled by desires she does not conciously observe (which is why she always dodges the issues).

This bitch wants a baby. Weather or not she talks about the fact that having a baby is literally the only thing she wants in life (yes more than you, in fact she would most likely murder you to get it) all of her actions are being directed by this cardinal desire. This would be fine if she was an adult woman mentally, capable of logic, reasoning and self control as opposed to lieing to herself about how she feels and throwing up buffer after buffer of mental incredulity. However since she is not, having the baby and satisfying this one and only sub-concious goal of hers will tell her: "Everything I did up untill this point was correct because I reached my goal!", and the crazy will become worse ten fold. One hundred fold. The crazy will not even be measurable by the same tools anymore.

Brother, please believe me; this is not wife material. She is still immature and not truly self aware. For the good of your nation, please do not bread this bitch.

OP post pics of fat wife

>>731491038


This might actually work against a child such as herself... but who wants to be stuck playing these childish games in adulthood

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>>731495222
He's straight, anon. He's pretty much stuck with this.

>>731492850

>HATES doing cardio
>Avoids the thing she specifically needs to do
>Avoids hard work whenever possible
>Wants to be a mom

Fuck it. I'd just start calling her "madam Trump" untill she figures out how fucked up she is

I got a question for ya? Reactor fag here. Have you ever been waived off on approach because of issues with the propulsion plant/reactor side of things not being able to support your recovery?

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Since I never asked a question earlier, what do you think of the Eurofighter Typhoon? Formidable aircraft, or just for stomping surplus migs? Can we take them?

>>731494799
This. All of this.

>>731495152

Advanced psychological report from someone who thinks all women are the same, act the same and act out their lives the same.

>>731494799
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>>731494799
>>731494799
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>>731488143
What kind of weapons does it have?

>>731496094
>>731496094


>thinks one monkey is different from the next monkey

get over yourself snowflake

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>>731496034
This is better

>>731488143
You're a cool guy op

>wake her up one weekend morning with weights and headbands like how Sandy gets Spongebob to work out with her before she goes into hibernation

>also, how many passengers can you fit in the FA-18E Super Hornet and how can I obtain one?

>>731496765
The worlds fastest plane for retreats

>>731496988
Not OP, but I'm pretty sure they only fit one person and a brick of cocaine. There's probably an extended cockpit trainer variant that can fit two and a slightly larger brick of cocaine. That's when the real fun starts.

>>731493906
Don't use canola. It doesn't handle cooking well.

>>731493471
I heard that our (Norwegian pilots) flying them are really impressed. At least compared to the aging F-16s they were used to. Doesn't seem as bad as some people claim.

>>731489982
and after the kid pops out ... for years to come ... the refrain will be "I can't loose weight. I've had a baby"

>>731491202

I concur with this guy. Most sensible advice here.
It's best if you do it together. It's a stronger insentive for both of you to keep doing the new thing.
Just as it is easier to stop smoking when you do it together. If one would continue the old lifestyle it would be harder for the other to change.

Also question: How is homosexuality viewed in your unit (or airforce in general). Is it secretly frowned upon or is it ok to be gay?

>>731493471
Same here. People forget that the same arguments being made against the F-35 were made against the Hornet in the 80s.

Also, I dealt with same crap you did anon. Thing is she knows shes fucking up. You don't have to kiss her ass about it but be encouraging or it'll get worse.

My wife got the idea when she started to stick out like a sore thumb hanging with my boys and their wives/girlfriends who are all fit. She fixed herself now, we got a kid and its great.

It's dumb but typically outside social pressures work better on females than anything you can do.

>>731489426
Just wait til fucking her becomes just like nailing jello to a tree....

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>>731496094
I don't think he meant this as a blueprint on the sex, more a modus operando for this particular 'gem'

OP everything you have explained about her makes me completely certain you have landed yourself the classic dependapotamus rex...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dependapotamus

Everyone, let's say a prayer for this fallen soldier..

seriously though OP. dude, put her in her place and now.. If she does not already work (cashier at a fucking target or kmart dont' count hoss) put her ass to work, cut back the allowance, and make her earn something for a change.

IMO she sounds like a lost cause, she's only making the comments about being unhappy about gaining weight to please you, if she was actually unhappy she'd do something about it.

Picture related: OP and his wife