NZ Thread Yesss I know it's early. How does it all make

Welly cuck here.

Feels damn good, though i don't think we should publicize the fact.

Fuck off niggers we're full.

>>731469044

Dubs. Check em

Wellington is going through the worst housing crisis it's gone through, hundreds, if not thousands are homeless and bedless.... the property market is at its peak.What fucking cunt wrote that article.

>>731469387

Dont check your own dubs samefag

>>731469690

One with property in welly i suspect

>>731469044
>tfw had shittiest day in awhile

>>731469727

I only just noticed them egg, I'm allowed. I never get dubs

>>731469775
fucking Fairfax and their bullshit

>>731469808
aw :( hugs. Whats up?

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>Comments on this story are now closed.
- Stuff

I bet they are you stupid kients

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>>731469044

>>731469912
had a bad run in with a doctor who really didnt want to do this surgery on me, she was a total rude cunt about it. was completely out of nowhere and I was so unprepared because everyone else had been so great about it till then. Ended up going home having a short breakdown/panic attack about it. now I just feel completely drained.

>>731469044
ITT: same gay shit every night

>>731470482
I'm sorry anon. What was the surgery for if you don't mind me asking? I remember how drained having panic attacks used to be... fuck. That's a nasty day. Have a drink and get in bed, play some games or watch a movie. Honest to god thats lame, fucking drs man

>>731470634
SSDD ma man. As is.

>>731470634
i will literally cuck you

queenstown is gods gift to New Zealand, the rest of the country are fucking peasants.

>>731470879
overpriced and full of germans. what is this, the 3rd reich

>>731470973
its overpriced to keep scum like you out, and its working

>>731471078

Wellington and happy bruh

>>731471078
kek how is your daddy's trustfund treating you, fucking alpha cock

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Fucking hell dude just wait like, 20 minutes.

>>731471232
some of us can't though

>>731471120
your only source of tourism was a homeless man wrapped in blankets...wow

>>731471259
Why not? You have the internet. Find a good video and have a good fap.

>>731471310
holy shit dude that was like 5 plus years ago hahaha you must a fucking pleb if you that's all you know about wellington, whadda crack up. that's gold

We a sausage fest again boys? Where's all the autistic, severely mentally ill wahines at?

>>731471495
every femanon that comes here instantly get attacked by thirsty fucks, they never reveal themselves

>>731471457
your clearly a darkey aren't you

CTRL+V your clipboard, faggots.

>>731471495
implying all wimen that come here are this... what about ginga, jenga, miss-no-chin-to-rest-my-balls-on and the chubby one

>>731471613
white thanks.

>>731471702
oh so your one of the cringe people who say "hard" , "g" and "whadda crack up".

>>731471678
They're all mentally ill or autistic.

>>731471816
*you're. Obviously Wakatipu High was a low decile.

>>731471624
Nothing interesting
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/57052233/duke-10-tenor-super-light-acoustic-electric-banjo

>>731471911
wow he can google im blown away

>>731472058
obviously you can't. *I'm- brush up on your grammar.

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>>731472147
>>731472058
Why are you arguing? You're both faggots.

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Dunedin still the best place for nudes

>>731471495
plenty of chicks about, they just post as anons

>>731472331
haha holy shit look at the brunettes face

>>731472291

sorry officer, he started it.

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>>731472291

>>731472339
yeah, cus they get called mentally ill...

Hows it going fags? Anyone doing bcis at Aut?

Nelson here

Just wanted to rub in the fact that we have the best weather in the country.

>tfw all you really want is a storm or cyclone or something awesome :(

>>731471900
you think so? they seem pretty chill

>>731472331
i am all about that, more plz/names?

>>731470879
Queenstown is nothing but wankers and wannabes.

>>731472484
we're all mentally ill in here.

>>731472510
>tfw all you really want is a storm or cyclone or something awesome :(
you'd flood and die.

>>731472484
But I am mentally ill ;^)

>>731472597
are you from wellington by any chance?

>>731472661
No gross

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reportin' in. What ya'll doin

>>731472597
Fucking told you >>731471900.

No normie would come here.

They're either suffering chronic depression or they're traps. 100% guarantee.

>>731472597
ginga?

>>731472741
liar

Sup bros
I was posting here last night and I was not feeling well, went to the clinic and my blood pressure was wayyyy high. Because I was not eating and severely dehydrated. I guess the body needs more then just pop. They put me on some saline and I'm 100%
Peace out bros

>>731469044
>murica
what's your gun laws like? if i've ever had the opportunity or gumption to leave the states, i'd go to a country that allowed to have some liberties on gun ownership. nz intrigues me

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tfw tinychat is dead
>>731472820
Get a gun licence. No automatic weapons or pistols. Rifles and shotguns are fine.

>>731472804
>pop
What are you, fucking Canadian? Go back to Canadia.

>>731472804
dont come back

>>731472763
not lying. Shame. it's almost bedtime but i though i'd pop in and say hi and that I bought 3 more pairs of shoes this week. I think that makes it like 104

>>731472936
timestamp shoes

>>731472804
glad to know you're okay... thanks for checking in

>>731472820

Youre pretty good when it comes to hunting rifles and shotguns, but youre shit out of luck for handguns. They are for shooting at the range only, and are hard to get a license for

>>731472877
>no pistols
shucks. what about assault rifles?

>>731473020
so you can own them but only use them at a range? i'm actually ok with that.

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how do you guys feel about all the hunger games?

>>731473067
>No automatic weapons
Do you know how to read?
>>731473127
boring predictable teen trash.

>>731473164
fair

>>731473164
i mean semi auto versions of battle rifles and carbines. could i own an ar15 or something similar like an ak if it wasn't automatic?

>>731473282
http://www.police.govt.nz/advice/firearms/approved-firearms

>>731469044
hey there was an anon on here in the past week talking about a boarding hose style setup for $270 a fortnight in auckland. grey lynn i think it was. you here anon? i need a house

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>>731472963

there you go egg

>>731473392
Not him but I can do $200/w for bedroom, separate bathroom, internet and power in New Lynn.

>>731473417
I came, thanks Jenga.

>>731473489
Do you like shoes?

>>731473464
naw man i'm poor as fuck
student life

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JENGA DO THIS

>>731473530
Not particularly. Just filling you in on my life. The ejaculation was unrelated to your shoes.

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Dunners reporting.

FARK it's cold. We smoking just to create the illusion or warmth at this point.
Also, Dunedin anons. South D Maccas, half eleven, Friday night. Be there or be gay.
>>731473417
Hey, Jenga!
>>731473603
She is a nice grill.

>>731472820
>>731472877
You can own anything you want if you get the endorsement. On a basic license you can own shotguns, rifles (both semi auto and bolt/lever/pump regardless of caliber. Some 'scary features' but not commiefornia tier are banned on standard license. Ie: centerfire mag capacity is 7rnds. Pistols are algood, just get an endorsement which is just proving you shoot at a range and do like 3 gun shit. Suppressors are unregulated. No one gives a fuck how many you buy, no waiting periods on guns, full autos need an endorsement (have to promise not to shoot lol collectors only) and relatively cheap compared to US. ie: full auto mp5 is like 7k USD or a legit auto stg44 is like 6-7k USD. Also, no import bans. We have legit SVD tigr and ruskie stuff

>>731473603
newfag doesn't know that IDbro and Jenga are friends

>>731473603
who or what is id bro i dont get it

>>731473732
Really I thought jenga was more part of the tinychat group and idbro didnt post outside of theese threads

Dunedin reporting.

fuck being sick,sucks balls.

>>731473715
>friday night maccas
i'll attempt to come.

>>731473603
Quercy stop being such a faggot and show pussy

>>731473820
IDbro went by Kyss on tinychat

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>>731473750
IDBro is the god of NZG.
Don't you dare question it.
Because we can easily tell you're a newfag.
Really, you should lurk more.
Or just never post again.

>>731473867
She already has you thirsty fuck.

>>731473282
You can get semi autos, but I'm pretty sure your magazine has can't legally be bigger then like 5 rounds.

>>731473611
just checking (dubs) I'm glad that you are including me on your comings.... and goings.
>>731473715
Harrooo Thor (you said hi, good) So I'm coming down either the last weekend of July or the first weekend of August with my work mates and to see my brothers, so far have Casino and chocolate factory on itinerary, what else?

I am a nice grill. We all know Jenga doesn't do that.

>>731473894
this.

>>731473894
>I
>D
>B
>R
>O
never 4get

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>>731473867

>>731473894
fuck didnt even catch the acrostic poem the first time

>>731473918
post reults? i heard her pussy looks like someone shoved an egg beater up there

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>>731473894

<3

>>731473282
Of course, ar15s are very popular, norinco aks, saigas, molot veprs, h&k sl8s, norinco m14s etc all very popular. Check out guncity.com to see what availiable for us to buy

Just got back from chyna like a week ago, they make the islanders look like good drivers

>>731473894
R A R E
P E P E

>>731473839
>be there
>be gay
You'll be trying to come either way, friendo.
>>731473948
South D Maccas meet, obviously. Larnach Castle, albatross colony, Moeraki boulders if you're bothered to go that far, I dunno.

>>731474088
That means it eas a good one. Also checked
>>731474118
No, go back in time and look for yourself

>>731474054
>buy dildo
>name it IDbro
>write name on dildo just like woody from toy story
>insert dildo into vag
>post IDbro in pussy

>>731474206
I can't drive so you'll to come pick me up, also isn't South D ages away from Central? Albatrosses are scary asf I hate them, I'd die. Mehbe we'll go to the castle.

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>>731473732
>>731473879
>>731473879
>>731473894
>>731474326
such an awful shame that literally no one likes him

>>731474402
This one guy that keeps posting a fake screenshot KEK

http://www.strawpoll.me/10943470/r

>>731474402
http://www.strawpoll.me/10943470/r
Why do you keep doing this?

>>731474402
did you just make that up for bantz

>>731474402
no one likes you n8

>>731474353
south d maccas is like a 30 min walk, or 8 min drive from central (octagon)

>>731474452
>>731474477
nice

>>731473715
>friday
>day of my surgery

>>731474510
picking me up it is then

>>731474543
for?

IDbro hater BTFO

>>731474558
im sure between the possible 3 people that attend these meetups who drive something will be solved.

(not dunners but do attend the maccas meetups/am a tinychat fag)

>>731474576

Getting balls removed, turned into earrings

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>>731474592
youd be a miserable fuck too if you looked like this

>>731474452
>>731474477
>literally changing the poll using a proxy
you're not fooling anyone faggot, it's over.

Pathetic!

>>731474762
see
>>731474684

>>731474674

Yeyyy. So do we all just eat Maccas, what do we do? cus I don't really eat maccas. Nice to meet you, unless I know you, do know you?

>>731474684
This has to be the most punch-able face I have ever seen.

>>731474684
>>731474801
that's literally not me kek

post the nudez of the bachelor grillz

>>731474862
see
>>731474684

>>731474862
no need to deny it lol.

>>731474353
Yeah, no wukkaz. Nowhere is really that far from anywhere, Dunedin is small. Castle is meant to be aiight. I dunno what else there is around here really.
>>731474543
Fak
>>731474831
It's like going to the pub with friends, except you're going to McDonalds with autistic friends.

>>731474831

Get yourself a filet-o-fish and pretend you went to the chippie instead

>>731474969
all keks and memes aside, it's literally not me. i'm way fatter than that and less ugly

>>731472550
phoebe and sariah

Dunedinnnn checkin in!!!

>>731475143
all talk and no pics.

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>>731474831
>4chan wouldn't let me post this so I had to screenshot it.

what's up kiwi friends, america here. it's 5 am and I'm twisted. hows ur day been goin?

>>731475184
you're not allowed to say the T word. It triggers 4chin

>>731475200
Your country and your people are terrible and loud. Please, shut the fuck up.

>>731475200
fuckin good mate what you on?

>>731473417
wow your shoes are ugly, zero style. 2/10

>>731475257
Fuck, you're right. what on earth?

>>731472877
was said here, though what the fuck

>>731475077
You're still picking me up. I don't wear flat shoes shoe i'm not made for walking long distances. Okay I will brief the workmates tomorrow, Castle is now possible added to itinerary.

The lighting will be glare-y and not kind to me. Do I know anybody else? I might remember names from tiny chat>>731475184

So we have eaty times? Do we drink too?

Hamiltron reporting in

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chch reporting. just had the most magic wank ever. gf is at work and left her used thong on the floor. came buckets sniffing that shit

>>731475321
six beers and a joint. just finished my finals at uni. gonna play soccer with the bros tmrw then party it up

>>731475147
Sariah has great legs

>>731475471
that's not twisted ya poofter

>>731475375
I'm a "newfag" been in TC since like Sept 2016.

DunedinRepresent

Media strike in Australia, apparently in 2017 mainstream media only just discovered interweb.

Fark, everyone is from Dunedin

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>>731475650
Kek, serves them right. Liberal biased fucks.

G'day team! Dunners reportin

>>731475734
apparently the place to be considering how fucking shit this town is, lmao.

so fucking cold.

>>731475590
well, we over here call it twisted. or crossed

>>731475375
>Do we drink too?
No, but we should

>>731475143
niggers?

>>731475857
Well here, it's called Thursday.

>>731475611
ohh I think I saw you maybe once or twice when I was on there? or am i just imaging it

>>731475339
lol I literally have over 100 pairs. I don't wear half of them, I just buy them because they look nice on the shelf,colour wise.

>>731475881
well then, lets when I'm down then haha

>>731475915
You probably did, i'm always in there at night.

You were streaming on twitch, were you not? I was there.

>>731475424
Tron here

>>731475467
describe the smell pls?

Fooking glad my bed is nice and warm

Glad to hear the Queen's hasn't died, yet

>>731475908

Dont forget they dont start drinking until they are 21, a full 10 years after we started

>>731475857
that's incredibly weak

>>731475963
I didn't stream no? I think my laptop would implode.

>>731475966
Respect for the Waikato massive

>>731476022
ok, what do you call it then, huh?

>>731476024
I'm thinking of someone else, nevermind.

But for real, you probably did see me if you've been in there recently.

>>731475971

Smells like salty pennies

I wonder if Charles has died?

>>731476089
I haven't been in there for agesss tbh. I will soon though. Ya'll congregate when I'm drinking or gaming lol

>>731475971
kind of like a mixture of bags of sand, piss, and shit

>>731476151
nah statements been released, he's stepping down of royal duties

>>731476076
Nothing, that's just a normal weeknight.

>>731476151

They have disowned ginger harry because he is banging a black bird, and he isnt even their biological grandchild

>>731476076
see>>731475908

it doesn't warrant a label

>>731476226
that's pretty boring if ya arsked me m8

>>731476151
the nigga's stepping down from his royal duties. sometime between now and august.

>>731476164
Ah, yeah. Sounds about right.

>>731476183>>731476230
Lol, Harry looks like the dude that was the Captain of the castle gardz back in the 80's

>>731476310

The old cunt is 95, so maybe its time he did retire. Old queenie is never giving up though

>>731476183
Huh, bit lame

>>731476411
He's 95? shit thats a jolly good effort from the man.

Queen is strong af and it's great

>>731476411
That old fart was heaps of entertainment. He could get away with saying terrible shit and blame it on the age...and that he was a royal and didn't give and fuck

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>>731476411
>>731476465
Charles? He's 68.

just farted lads

>>731476695
Smell it from my place

>>731476695
Smells like cum

>>731476758
brutal

>>731476868
Oh...

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>>731476988

>>731476988
this image is beautiful.

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>>731472760
That wasn't me but I'm here, Just raiding with my guild atm, will jump in tc later.

>>731476683

Its prince Phil thats retireing, not prince Charles

>>731476988
Kim John Whatever-da-fuck-his-name-is missiles can't reach us.... Great news

>>731477094
heyooo

>>731477094
>raiding
>guild
>tc
This post contains too much autism.

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>>731477396
really? here you go

>>731477436

Thats a vulva, get it right

>>731477436
i would berry my dick so far in that vag whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

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>>731477436

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>>731477474

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>>731477511

>>731477513
very nice bush
love it

Friday tomorrow.
what do.

>>731477436
There goes some meat flaps

>>731477669
see >>731477396

>>731477651

As little work as possible. The same as every other friday

>>731477651
Fap?

>>731477651
do what we do everyday anon.
Try to take over the world

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whelp, looks like we dead now.

>>731478229
it was never going to make 300 anyway. just let it die

>>731478369
not on my watch

>>731478369
naw man i still need jafanon to come rent me a room

>>731478423
looks like quercy gives some good head?

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>>731478549
apparently yes

>>731469044
Must we keep doing this every day? When will you Aussiecuck scumbag retard fucks listen? GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD FAGGOTS! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR FUCKING AMERICANS ONLY! YOU ARE NO LONGER WELCOME HERE! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS BANNING ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! THIS IS TERRORISM! IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! STAY THE FUCK OFF OF AMERICAN WEBSITES AND CRAWL BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE! WE NO LONGER HAVE TO ENDURE YOU DISGUSTING SUBHUMAN NON-AMERICAN AUSTRALIAN CUCKS! FUCK OFF AND DIE!

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>>731478657
yes

>>731478691
more

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>>731478745

>>731478691
Don't you DARE reply directly to me! You are not permitted to address a superior American white male! You are in no way authorized to ever address me like that. Fucking autistic faggot scum. I told you, get the fuck out of here. Leave and don't come back. Any of you. This is the last straw. I am reporting this directly to the President via his Twitter. He is gonna destroy your so called country of Australia just like he did the Syrian airfield! Now you did it. Now you awakened the reapers.

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>>731478935
okaaay

>>731472331
any nudes of that bitch?

>>731472510
The fuck are you on about? It has rained here so much this season I don't know what the fuck is going on. And it is cold as shit.

>>731478910
sure looks tight.
are you a virgin?

She's from Dunedin right?

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wheres the nudes lads

>>731471310
dont talk shit he was a treasure

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>>731479076
pay attention newfag

>>731477513
wea u based?

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>>731479177
>posts in the middle of a bunch of nudes
>asks where the nudes are
wut?

Watching intervention on bravo, love this show

>>731479177
Who is she

anyone got Nelson nudes?

>>731478691
Holy shit, I'm pretty sure I know her. Dunedin right?

>>731479503
bump for nelskum nudes

>>731479340
nice pussy, nice tits
damn I even love your fingernails polish

>>731479550
good cunt

Any papakura nudes

surely some cunt has shanti clarks nudes or saskia roeskes tits out

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>>731479552
>your
Are you retarded?

>>731479552
>fingernails polish
settle down there pajeet

>>731479587
>Papakura
Fuuuuuck no. Why would anyone want to see rangis fucking gunt?

Keeping it 300 like IDbro

>>731479587
gross, why?

>>731479516
Got a Facebook pic of the same one?

>>731479801

You missed by 1

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>>731479801
299 nigga

>>731479819
Nope

>>731479801
sweet you can all go home

>>731469044
Wellington public transport is too expensive.
In fact, a huge amount of Wellington's problems can be traced to the price of public transport.

Unfortunately, you can't exactly boycott something that many people need and would bring a city to its knees if it stopped.

>>731480000
Wasted fucking quads.

>>731480000
checked

>>731480000
Never heard of Rosa Parks?
I think the problem with Wellington is more the homosexuals and generally useless unpractical betas

>>731480199
Homosexuals don't cause social and economic harm like massively overpriced public transport does.

>>731480587
I once got fingered by a gay and he stole my wallet, my friends all laughed. That proves both of your points wrong.

Thanks for dumping quercy Anon.

>>731480587
We live in a shithole country. We're dropping down to the third world and there's no reason why we shouldn't drop further. If public transport got cheaper, they'd go bankrupt

>>731480749
Yeah, now my Snapchat is blowing up.

>>731480731
Oldest trick in the book

Chch nudes?

>>731480932
Our public transport is way, way more expensive than in other countries.
What would buy you free train usage for a year in France will buy you rather restricted train usage for a month in Wellington.

>>731481031
do you send nudes on your snapchat?