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Welcome to Hogwarts. Come in and let the sorting hat determine

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Welcome to Hogwarts. Come in and let the sorting hat determine what house you belong in.
0 - 1 --> Gryffindor (values courage, bravery, nerve, and chivalry)
2 - 3 --> Hufflepuff (values hard work, patience, justice, and loyalty)
4 - 5 --> Ravenclaw (values intelligence, creativity, learning, and wit)
6 - 7 --> Slytherin (values ambition, cunning, leadership, and resourcefulness)
8 - 9 --> Filthy Muggle

Dubs are Hogwarts staff
00 --> Defense Against the Dark Arts
11 --> Divination (art of predicting the future)
22 --> Potions
33 --> Charms
44 --> Alchemy
55 --> History of Magic
66 --> Herbology
77 --> Care of Magical Creatures
88 --> Flying
99 --> Muggle Studies

Trips is the headmaster
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>>731460046
Check em harry
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>>731460046
Trips get
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You're a faggot harry
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>>731460046
rolling
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>>731460046
GET!!!
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>>731460046
Here i go!
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Slytherin master house
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drips
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>>731460046
Watch me
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Sick diddle
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>>731460046
Hello boys
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Seamus is a nigger
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>tfw muggle
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>>731460046
Voldemort is a jew
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>>731460046
lets roll
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>>731461110
so close
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>>731460900
What's your defense against Voldemort?
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HUFFLEPUFF
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>>731460046
FEAR MY POWER FILTHY NIGGERS!
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>>731460046
puffelsnuff
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>>731460046
Yerr a fagget harry
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>>731460046
>>
rell
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I need those trips man.
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>>731460046
rolos
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Am I a wizard?
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Headmaster reporting. Check the trips
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cmon hufflepuff
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nigger
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Rolllllllll
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Never had a trips get in my entire 10 years of lurking. Make me a headmaster, m00t.
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Nigger
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>>731460046
pls no muggle
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Nigger please
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Rolling for Slytherin so no-one will be surprised when I abuse my magic and Imperius a bunch of middle schoolers into sex slaves.
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read a different book
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>>731460046
Rolling for Quads -> Rape Studies 202
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GIV TRIPS
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>>731460046
Nigger
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>>731460046
aye cunts
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rolls
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Headmaster rolling in
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>all the fat tumblrettes come in droves

tbnt
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waddup
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roll bitch
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>>731460046
Roll. My digits get to fuck Hermione.
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Herbology...
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>>731460046
rawling
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ANIME GOD HELP!
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>>731460046
Stay outta u.s.a you jolly faggots
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>>731460046
ROLLERINO
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>>731460046
ROLL
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>>731460046
Rolling to be Luna Lovegood's gynecologist.
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Fuk
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>>731462208
FUCK, REROLL
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Roll
Not Slytherin
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>>731460046
Sure, anything for you sexy
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>>731460046
rollin
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>>731460046

>sat down
>put the hat on
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Hedmiester
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Come at me, You Know Who.
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>>731460046
roll on my wayward son
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>>731460046
I'm one with the Force, the Force is with me!
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Rolling for muggle
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k man, roll
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>>731462806
Goddamnit I hate going to wizard school
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Roll bitch
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I'm going to rollerino!
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>>731460046
Roll for hermoines knickers
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>>731460046
How many headmasters do we get?
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Rawl
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Fuckin roll
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I bet Hufflepuff
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>>731460046
Roll
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>>731460046
ur a wizard harry
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JK Rolling
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Yea boy
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>>731460046
Rolling 4 Slytherin
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>>731460046
welp lets see
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>>731460046
Rolo
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>>731460046
Check em
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>>731463999
Fukkkkkk
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>>731460046
Roll
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10 points to gryffindor
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>>731463888
Fucking got'em
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>>731463888
>>731463999
2 headmasters lol
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>>731460046

I'm a god damn muggle and I know it.
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Rollllll
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>>731460046
Rolling.
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Not slytherin
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Gryffindor
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>>731461229
>Hufflepuff
>Rolls Muggle

You fucking suck.
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>>731460046
rOLlinG
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>>731460046
roll
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>>731460046
Yo bitches. Step aside I got this
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pepe
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>>731460046
Rolling
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anything but a fucking muggle
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>>731460046
puff puff
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>>731460046
Roll
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can i get hagrid pls?
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Rawl
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Rollerino
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rollz
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I muss hairy pooter.
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Rolio.
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>>731460046
>roll
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>>731460046
gryfindor or ravernrnclawes
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Roll for muggle
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Rollin'
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>>731460046
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Its levi00sa
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>>731460046
rolan dolan
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>>731460046
rolling
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Check em harry
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I'm gonna make hot cum drip out your ears and anus
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Rollio
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The big boys will handle this
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my petronus is dickbutt
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>>731460046
expecto
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>>731465358
...nothingus
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>>731460046
roll
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>>731460046
rolor
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Finally a chance to become the legendary wizard Nazi
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Yer a faggot, Harry!
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HUFFLEPUFFS ROOL
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>>731465482
Muggle? Why can I never get good rolls, rerolling for magical Jesus
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Rollll
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>>731465611
Art of divination barely better than muggle, fuck it I predict all the wizards to die
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>>731460046
fucking rolllllllllllllllllllll
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Hufflepuff
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>>731460046
rock and roll
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>>731460046
rollerino dino
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>>731460046
Yeah boii, gimme that teen witch snatch
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Show me potato salad!
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>>731460046
Rollin bitch nigga
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>>731461544
Emprah teaching alchemy, this gon be good
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~roll~
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roll
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avada cadabra
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Rool
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Re-roll
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Rollio in my bollio
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>>731460046
roll
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22 get
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>>731460046
You're a gizzard Larry
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>>731460046
this is such a nerd thread
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>>731460046
Roll a role
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>>731460046
Roll
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Leggo roll
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LET'S DO THIS NIGGERS
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>>731465385
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Rolll
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You're a faggot, Harry
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You're a nigger, Harry!
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>>731467078
Avada Kedavra*
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>>731460046
Durr
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>>731467777
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>>731467777

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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>>731467777

OP FORGOT TO MENTION THAT IF YOU ROLL QUADS, YOU ARE ACTUALLY HARRY POTTER
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roll
>>731460046
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>>731467880
kys
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Lets make this happen...Make Hogwarts Great Again!
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Kill me
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>>731467816
Me an slimerin! Me am good magican! Me want to be friend! Roooooooooo!
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>>731467777

jesus christ
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>>731460046
I don't remember an alchemy class on the curriculum. I do remember there being one on Runes and another on arithromancy. Neither seem to be represented here.
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>>731460046
Roll
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Lul
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>>731460046
Harry Potter is stupid
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>>731468063
typical hufflefag
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>>731460046
You're a cunt Harry!
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>>731460046
Step aside yall
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>>731460046
we all know hufflepuff are a bunch of sluts
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Nigger
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>>731468104
Shutbupikillyoureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
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evil nigga
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>>731468296
Buttsluts
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>>731460046
Rollsuka123
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>>731460046
aight
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I'm a fag
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Rolo
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a
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>Rrrrrrrolling
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>>731460046
Dubs get
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Blep
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>>731467931
Thank you based Draft gods
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>>731468470
>731468470
Griffindor
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>>731460046
Roll ftw
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i'm a wot
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>>731460046
rolling for the house with most rape
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>>731460046
Muggle studies
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>>731460046
please not slytherin. anything but slytherin.
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>>731460046
roll
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Slytherin always
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>>731460046
rolling like a bitch
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>>731468794
Oh fine
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>>731460046
here we roll
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Let's go wizards
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I choose where I wish to be.
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>>731460046
roll
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>>731460046
Apparently I'm Gryff
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>>731460046
slyterin
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Rolling SS Slytherin
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snaaaa
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>>731460046
It's LeviOsa
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Roll for dumbledore
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>>731460046
Dude what
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>>731469501
Griffindor confirmed
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>>731460046
wubba lubba dub dub
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Trips dawg
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>>731460046
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Gonna get that young wizard boipucci
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>>731469695
>>731469701
How much of a failure can one be ?
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fk u
i wont roll
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>>731460046
lez roll
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Going to be an alchemist!
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fuk it lets see what we get here bois
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fug
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I'll stick my dick in the owl!
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Muggle
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You're a wizard Harry!
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>>731467777
The Voldemort is strong with this one
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>>731460046
Rollins
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rollin'
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>>731460046
EXPELLIROLIO
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>>731460046
roll for slytherin
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Aight.
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>>731472082
dammit hufflepuff
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>>731460046
make way for the new headmaster plebs
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>>731472122
Turn to page 394, bitches
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>>731460046
rollis
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Let me slytherin that cunt
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roll me daddy
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>>731460046
RAELL
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Roll me papa
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Why is Harry Potter such a normie thing now
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SIM SALA BIM
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>>731460046
rollan
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>>731473777
ermahgerd dermbleder
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>>731460046
Come on - Slytherin!
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>>731473777
1000 points to Gryffindor.
Negative 600 points from Slytherin. Fuck you.
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>>731473837
It always was.
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>>731460046
roll for rolls
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>>731473897
literally every test i've ever taken and now this confirms.
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Fuck niggers.
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>>731473777
Dumbledore!
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>>731473966
Well I mean fuck, guess Im the herbology teacher as well
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rollin, rollin
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>>731474111
What the fuck is my luck tonight holy shit
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Let's see: roll.
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>>731474191

Fucking knew it. Though Slytherin would have worked too.
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>>731460046
Ravenclaw Ravenclaw plz Ravenclaw u fkn faghat Ravenclaw i wanna eat Luna's puddipuddi RAVENCLAW
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>>731460046
rollerino
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Rolllin
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>>731474111

Avada Kedavra
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Dnt rrrr
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>>731460046
Roll
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>>731474450
Fucking Protego
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Rollandium leviosaa
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>>731474486

I have failed.
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>>731474538
Petrificus Fuckoffilis
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>>731474365
whoah it actually works just like in the stories.
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So are quints the new dark lord?
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>>731460046
rff
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>>731460046
fugg it rolling
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Where dat elder wand?
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serran nice
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>>731475666
Satanic Trips either confirm I'm the headmaster of a school of sorcerers or Emperor Voldemort, Eternal may I reign.
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