>You wake up on an island. You're not sure how you wound

>>731450488
kill the tribal

Role over

>>731450488
fight the nigger

sit with ass in water but feet on beach

climb the tree

>>731450669
reroll

>>731450549
re

>>731450669
Rolling for this one

Go inland with him.

Beat nigger with coconut

Kill the nigger. Skin his corpse and display the skin in such a way that his other tribal niggers will think their rain god or whatever the fuck is pissed at them. Continue fucking with tribal niggers until fully satisfied. Could even add in making spooky otherworldly noises to add on to it.

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hang yourself from the tree

Poo on the tribal nigger

Jack off

>>731450669
dunno why people want this but il roll for it

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>>731450747
>You realize that if the nignog is going to assrape you, you at least want a chance to cool your ass off first.

>As you sit in the water, the tribal man looks at you like you're retarded. One of his friends walks over. They both look pretty weak. What do?

4 decides

>>731450976
fuck em both instead

Get up to the coconut tree

>>731450787
rolling for this

>>731450976
Fuck them both in the ass to assert dominance

>>731450976
Poo on them

>>731450976
Invite them for sex in their mudhuts

>>731450771
roll

>>731450976
climb the coconut tree

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>>731451252
Roll

OP here. Post below this one wins.

>>731450976
Attack them with sand

>>731451423
Rolling for this

>>731450976
Falcon punch dem niggas

>>731450976
Throw a coconut at them

>>731450976
Suck their cocks

>>731451540
roll

>>731450976
Shit right infront of them aggressively

pull gun outta my ass and spray into them

>>731451252
Rawl

>>731450976
Pretend to be a nigger

>>731450976
Take a dump

>>731450976
stuff your hand in the niggas ass and pretend its a sock puppet

>>731451252
Rolling for this

>>731451540
Roll

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>>731451423
>You leap up from the water with your best battle cry. Since you're a pussy ass weeb, the best you can do is a girly, "NYAHHHH!~"

>You scoop up two handfuls of sands. You throw one at the closest nigger, who falls to the ground in shock. He's crying. You feel a little bad.

>The other tribal runs further inland, leaving you alone with the blubbering mess of a man. What do?

5 decides.

>>731450976
sharpie in pooper

Suck their dick

>>731450976
Teleport behind them and slice them.in half

>>731451766
talk to nig nog on beach

>>731451766
Ride the nigger around like a pony and make him your bitch

>>731451766
assrape the fallen man

>>731451766
Eat his ass

>>731451766
drink the water

>>731451766
start eating sand like a tard

>>731451766
scream racial slurs at the men

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>>731451855
>Feeling like kind of an asshole, you sit down with the poor negro and try to strike up a conversation.

>You learn that his name is Queequay. He's trying to save up enough coconuts to send his daughter to nigger college. You ask him about anime, and he says that they don't have any loli shit on the island, but they're pretty much pedophiles. You feel a little conflicted about this.

>From the distance, you hear niggerly shouting. The other guy must be coming back with friends. You're not sure if you can take them. What do?

9 decides.

>>731452191
eat sand

>>731452191
*pretty much all pedophiles, fuck

>>731452191
sharpie in pooper

>>731452191
start masturbating

>>731452191
kick man on beach in the face to show dominance

>>731452416
this

Skin the black man and wear it as a disguise

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build a robot out of coconuts and fuck them all in the ass with it

shit aggressively in niggers face

>>731452439
winrar!

>>731452191
Scream like a tard at the people

Just helicopter your dick around while flailing arms and really be into it

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>>731452416
>In the middle of Queequay telling you that he sometimes feels lonely, you stand up, and with a running start kick him in his fucking head. No one gets emotional with you, anon!

>Because he's malnourished from a diet of only coconuts, his head flies straight off. Goodnight, sweet queequay. The severed head sails off in an arc, right over the heads of his tribal friends.

>They've got some shoddy looking spears, and you just slaughtered Queequay. What do?

2 decides

>>731452191
Ger the nigger some coconuts

>>731452861
This

>>731452865
Offer sex in exchange for living

>>731451766
That was not a 4 you dumbass shit OP

>>731452865
rape Queenquay's neckhole while making solid eyecontact with the tribemembers

>>731452865
build a giant dick sword from queequay black nigger dick and rape them with it

>>731453036
this

>>731452865
Stick penis in severed head

>>731453038
rolling for this

>>731452865
backflip and say "surprise niga"

>>731453034
Shit, my bad guys.

>>731453036
reroll

>>731453036
rolling for this

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>>731453092
yay i wonn

>>731453024
Roll

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>>731453092
>Thinking fast, you remember all the parkor videos you watched in 2006 and bust out your best backflip, while screaming in your best "Obi Wan Scaring Off Sand Niggers" impression.

>Queequay is still dead as shit.

>The tribals throw down their spears, and are amazed with you. They start saying some excited shit, and want you to follow them to the village. What do?

3 decides

>>731453415
rape Queenquay's neckhole while making solid eyecontact with the tribemembers

>>731453479
reroll

convince the tribals to murder OP

>>731452865
shove head in anus

civilize them, and introduce the indistrual revolution

>>731453479
I wanna win one

>>731453415
Run after one of them and rape 'em.

>>731453479
rolling for this lmao

>>731453415
shove the kids body in uranus

>>731453415
Start jacking it off

>>731453415
Take the spears and climb onto the shoulders of the larger nig nog and command him to carry me forward.

Follow them to the village, but in return for a spear

>>731453834
Rolling

>>731453834
Re-rolling

>>731453834
Re

>>731453633
Win. And checked

>>731453834
Fucking re roll!

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>>731453633
>You take your dick, which has obviously been erect this whole time, and shove it down Queequay's neck. You'd feel bad, but you're pretty sure the guy was raping his daughter. Either way, his esophogus has *great* friction, and you cum in seconds, making a creampie out of the dead nigger's neck.

>The other niggers see you ejaculating in this guy's neckhole and immediately bow down in subservience to you. You're not sure if they think you're some kind of god, or if they just don't want their necks creamed in too.

>Either way, you're feeling pretty good about yourself. What do?

1 decides

>>731453834
This but rape the youngest to assert dominance

>>731453834
>>731453874
>>731453934
>>731453972
>>731454008
relax m8

>>731454101
It's all good m8, I like the enthusiasm haha. Sidenote, anyone know how to get rid of this annoying bullshit captcha?

>>731454101
does this count?

If not follow the nigs back to the beach while screaming like a retard

>>731454101
OP here, counting this is a winrar for the root post lmao

>>731454153
pay

>>731454191
Win¿

>>731454038
take the nearest negress, sit her in the center of the village and start chanting nonsense as loud as you can

>>731454211
btw this is the best thread rn on /b/

>>731454358
True

>>731454038
Do that thing where you hold your lips together and blow so it sounds like a machine gun

Follow them to the village and do your best to explain that you want Queeqays daughter

>>731454584
>Raspberries

>>731454101
>>731453834
Sorry for the long drawtime, had to draw the village.

>You follow the worshipful niggers back to their village, snagging a spear on the way back.

>you arrive in a clearing with some straw and mud huts, with some various niggers roaming around. They nigger from before brings you a teenage girl. Apparently Queequay was her dad; in their culture, you now own her. Her name is Sa'Manthuh or some niggerly shit like that.

>You think that you're a god now or something, but you can't be sure. What do?

6 decides.

>>731454794
Or elephant noise

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>>731454831
Shit, forgot pic like a faggot

>>731454860
>>731454831
We love you OP <3

If I win:

Demand all fathers present themselves to you so that you can claim their daughters and have unlimited nigress pussy

>>731455041
rolling

>>731454831
Teach them how to screech and have a autistic ceremony

>>731454860
start rubbing nipples uncomfortably

>>731455041
Roll for this

>>731455086
Winrar, gimme a bit to draw the throne.

>>731454856
First 6 winner.

Kek

>>731455041
Roll

>>731454860
turn all of them into slaves with a loud autistic screech?

>>731450488
Run back into the ocean, no nigger is gonna rape me.

>>731455142
sure fam :)

>>731454860
Spear random black kid

>>731454860
Roll some blunts and share them

>>731455481
Roll

>>731455041
>Skullfucking niggers to claim their daughters

I like this thread.

>>731454860
Start growing coca plants and process them to make cocaine, then sell them to neighboring tribes.

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>>731455086
>Using your newfound power of intimidation, you demand that all men in the town offer their daughters as tribute. You are literally drowning in negress pussy. You haven't, like, actually had sex or anything, but you've seen your fair share of hentai so you're pretty sure you get how it goes.

>At first, everyone seems to respect your godhood. You make them construct a throne for you out of straw.

>After some time, the men of the village start grumbling. They can no longer fuck their daughters, and their mothers are too old to be attractive to their savage pedo minds.

>If you leave them unchecked, it might not play out well for you. What do?

8 decides.

>>731454860
Teach them how to farm, develop economy

>>731454860
start a religion based on science

>>731455643
randomly stab some black boy and piss on body

>>731455728
Start a religion worshiping Satan

>>731455643
Gay orgy, obivously

>>731455758
Re roll

>>731455758
if dubbs then this

>>731455643
skull fuck them all to death infront of their daughters and make the daughters lick the cum out.

>>731455730
>Update
reroll

kill yourself

>>731454831
Bleach her skin and get reverse botox for her big nigger lips. Then have sex with her of course after sniffing her vagina vigorously and thinking about your mother's pancakes..

I aint having no degenerate protagonist in this story.

>>731455834
holy fuck

>>731455643
Send all non females to Europe

>>731455758
Start religion worshiping Trump

>>731455834
This.

>>731454860
craft a spiderman suit and wear it

>>731455919
Roll

>>731455834
Bumping this

>>731455643
Ultimately kill yourself. The end.

Hola amigo muchacho! Puerto rico costa brava? - i ask him

>>731456069
ROLLING FOR SUICIDE

>>731455643
Commit seppuku

chop off all their dicks and make a crown out of them

>>731455643
DIE ALREADY, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

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>>731455758
>>731455728
Decided to do both, since they were so close time-wise.

>Using your enlightened athiest mind, you set one of your sex-slaves to developing some advanced hallucinogens to try and keep the nigger men in line. She does a pretty good job; your supporters spend their time bringing you food, hunting, and tripping balls.

>Because you realize that your godhood needs some backing, you start doing the whole satan thing. You make a pentagram, and start burning the men who still oppose you. The more you burn, you realize, the more you start to bring a demonic presence into this world. You're not sure if you should stop burning, or burn more to try and give it material form. Either way, you hear laughter in your dreams now. Whatever.

>What do?

1 decides!

>>731456261
stop the burning and run back to the beach

>>731454038
Put on the stone mask from JoJo and smear blood on it

>>731456323
reroll

>>731456261
fuck a negress every time you talk to someone. also scary demon eat yo foot

>>731456323
I wanna win one

>>731456261
go back to beach

>>731456261
Start death battles with the niggers

>M-M-MONSTER KILL

>>731456402
rollin

>>731456261
demand gold

>>731456421
Winrar

>>731456333
Reroll

>>731456216
This

>>731456261
The daughters begin pegging you with wooden dildos. as more men are burned for satan the more dildo in ass.

god tier thread, for just this
once OP is not a faggot

>>731456216
also this

>>731456261
Blow the tribe leader until he passes out.

>>731455834
This.

>>731456261
Open the gates of hell and make your nigger army attack the demons

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>>731456402
>>731456458
>>731456421

>One day, you start worrying that burning people alive isn't violent enough. They usually scream for a bit, but then just turn to crispy nigger bacon. Where's the fun in that?

>To appease the laughter in your head (and your own desire for entertainment), you start pitting your tribal men against each other. They don't like it at first, but before long the upper class of society starts betting on the fights.

>One day, as a nigger stabs another with a spear, a ghostly presence springs forth from the pentagram. He seems pleased with the violence. You decide to start calling him Stan. He's a pretty chill guy; likes videogames, respects your pussy throne. Word.

>What do?

6 decides

>>731456766
KILL YOURSELF

>>731450976
Grab a stick and walk in circles chanting random shit

>>731456261
Summon Satan and show your dominance
>via anal

>>731456766
Form army to invade Best Korea with

>>731456928
rawl for this

>>731456766
Go on a three week bender with Stan to prove your loyalty.

>>731456766
Make a nigger army and ask stan to open the gates of hell, march into hell with your nigger army and kill all the demons

>>731456766
pull out your draco and pop him

>>731456978
roll

>>731456977
Rollerino

>>731456978
Rolling

>>731456977
Roll

>>731456982
roll

>>731456977
Roll

>>731456766
Using a stone mask, in conjunction with the red stone of aja, i transform into the ultimate lifeform

>>731456766
Make stan possess a nigger and make him do spooky shit

Resurrect queequay

>>731457066
WINRAR also godspeed OP

>>731456766
>Small tribe where most men are dead or constantly stoned
>Men are pitted against eachother
>*WILD JEWS APPEAR*
>Jews bet on fights

Kek is proud.

>>731450976
Build a kfc

>>731457066
>One day, you and Stan are watching the nigger fights like you normally do. He makes a racist joke, and you get offended. As someone who voted for Hillary in the 2016 election, you can't believe someone would be so racist against your nigger slaves!!!!!!!

>You pull out the chode of an AK that you had lodged up your ass this whole time (you stop for a moment to reflect on how you miss its shape in your pliant bum), and pop a few rounds in his ectoplasmic ass.

>Stan seems dissatisfied. But, of course, he doesn't die. He's a fucking demon ghost. You just pissed off a demon. What do?

4 decides.

Only have a few more of these in me guys, I'll try to wrap up on a good note

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>>731457527
Fuck again? sorry guys

>>731456766
God I still love to play Unreal Tournament

>>731457420
;)

>>731457527
Sic every nigger in the village on him. Fuck their daughters during the fighting.

>>731457527
Shoot yourself in the head and die

>>731457768
reroll

id probably call him a nigger and attempt to be friendly with him

>>731457765
Roll

set up a ping pong table and host a tournament

>>731457574
Cmon OP you redo the last part lol

Castrate all the guys btw gives you powaaa

I'd point up to the sky like I came from heaven, then I'd show them some weird shit only civilized people know so theyd think I'm god. They would treat me like a king and I'd be living large.

Call the ghostbusters on his ass. Not the good ones either, the shitty female remake ones.

OP here. Next post wins.

>>731457765
This

>>731457991
Roll

>>731457527
Make peace with your Stan and form the ultimate team of truth and justice.

>>731457574
Apologize

>>731458341
this

>>731458341
rolling for sorry

>>731457765
this

>>731457765
This is the only way.

>>731457765
Rollin

>>731457765
Absolutely

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>>731458185
>Enraged by Stan's refusal to die, you sic all of the villages niggers on him while you fuck their daughters. You took a bit too much of the drugs before you started though, and you're pretty sure you assraped a dude. Might have came on his tits, too. It's all kind of a blur, to be honest.

>Across the campfire, Stan is getting stabbed like a motherfucker by your niggers. Before too long, he's lost too much red stuff (you'd call it blood, but it smells like tar), and floats a few feet off the ground, his eyes formed into comical X's. He's dead, but you hear the ground beneath you start to shake. You think you might have pissed someone off.

>What do?

9 decides. Sorry for being a faggot and making you all hurry last time, I'll wait now.

>>731458744
WINRAR

>>731458757
Using a stone mask, in conjunction with the red stone of aja, i transform into the ultimate lifeform

>>731458903
Rerollerino

>>731458757
skull fuck all niggers to death infront of their daughters and make the daughters lick the cum out.

>>731458757
QueeQuay has a brother from a neighboring tribe, and he's coming back for revenge with his darker nigger tribe

start an import export business of nigger sex slaves

>>731459015
Agreed.

>>731459047
so close damn. reroll

>>731459015
rolling for this

>>731459108
Now 1 off. Rollin

>>731459015
skrt skrt

>>731458757
Let out the loudest scream ever know to have occurred, demanding silence as whatever approaches

>>731459047
roll

>>731458757
start a recycling program. feed niggers who died fighting stan to living ones.

>>731458757
Human centipede with the remaining men. Daughters get toes cut off.

>>731459015
shameless samefag rolling

have sex with stan

>>731459255
Reroll

>>731459255
Roll again

>>731459015
i like it

>>731459228
Rollin for the revenge of QueeQuay's brother, QuikoQuan

>>731459365
Roll

>>731459255
Roll

you get aids and start seeking for who is responsible

OP here, next post gets drawn

>>731459365
>>731459047
Reroll

>>731459465
>>731459255
Combo of these two

>>731459478
Win

another guy happens to appear on the island, he looks horny for dem daughters

>>731459015
this

>>731459549
Lol

Call upon the demons of Zelzar and succesfully summon a Succubi sex-slave immortal warrior dijin to fight the hordes of enemy demons, while the nig nogs are so confused they start ass raping each other.

>>731459549
FINALLY WINRAR

>>731459549
Too late faggot quays brothers revenge was next post

>>731459365
>>731459047
>>731459549

>As stan's corpse starts to rot, you realize the sound you heard earlier was some other white fuck screaming at you in German. You're not sure what he's saying, but you recognize the man in front of you; Queequay's brother, Queekquan.

>He seems mad that you've been fucking his niece - he obviously wants some of that virgin pussy.

>The other white guy seems glad to have found another white guy. You like his mustache. You think you can trust him. He seems to be positioning himself behind QueeQuan. You think you might be able to take him, with his help.

>What do?

5 decides. Drawing that one, wrapping the story up, then heading to bed. I love you /b/.

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>>731459886
Fucking hell, I need to double check better.

>>731459886
It's time

An hero.

realize you have to assert dominance, fuck the white guy in the ass, rip off his mustache, have the niggers rape hi, he dies from aids, super aids.

>>731459886
Screech so autistically that you end all life on earth

>>731460248
roll

>>731459886
Start a new village with QueeQuan that is based on breeding with nigress slaves. Slay all the other men with him so that all females belong to you two.

>>731460248
rollin

>>731460315
Winrar

>>731459886
You bum rush Queekquan and as you're charging him you trip over a corpse fall like a bafoon. And as queekquan slowly aproaches you ready for the kill, you white companion comes in from the rear and fucks him in the ass

>>731460315
Beautiful. Simply beautiful.

>>731459886

You talk to mustache guy and he reveals his name and his quest to get back to europe, together with him and one of the villagers you create an island empire

>>731450976
Drink as much salt water as I can

>>731460461
Rerrol

>>731460461
Rollerino

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>>731460248
>You realize the absurdity of events around you. Maybe this is why your mom never wanted you to leave home. The world is obviously a nonsensical, scary place.

>As QueeQuan comes closer, you look at everything you built. You're happy you got to rape some nigger pussy before everything went to shit, but it's all too much.

>Rearing back, you inhale deeply. The village stops. Everyone looks at you, waiting to see what their god will do.

>You let out a slowly growing, "reeeEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!", growing louder and louder ever second. QueeQuan and Hitler collapse, dead. Your top science bitche's head explodes a few seconds later. As your REEEEEEE travels to the heavens, you notice the world begin to blacken around you, as if reality itself was being torn asunder by your pure autism.

>As the dark advances, you become one last colorful island in an ocean of nothingness. Your REEEE ends, and you look around at the void. Thinking of Hillary Clinton's political career, your numerous Waifus that you left at home, and your mom's tendies, you step into the darkness. Every sense disappears simultaneously, until suddenly...

>>731461054
Truly beautiful

>>731461054
>>You regain your senses, and you're on an island. You're not sure how you wound up here, but your head hurts and you're hungry.

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>>731461275
Hope it was worth it, /b/ois.

Someone screen cap this master peice

>>731461054
knock, knock anon

>>731461326
Damn.. Great job OP I can go to bed a happy anon ;)

>>731461534
seconding.

>>731461326
love the paint skills

sit with ass in water but feet on beach

god tier thread

>>731461534
thirding

>>731461326
Amazing

>>731461534
quadring

>>731461326
I'm thankful that I was able to be part of this

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>>731461326
Bretty good ride

>>731461534
OP here, does anyone want me to post a folder of the original jpgs? If anyone's actually capping, it could help.

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>>731461326

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>>731450976
Sus

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>>731450488
>>731461326

>>731462385
Leftovers of universe reset, or me trying to get around the 'identical image exists elsewhere' message? You decide, anon

Someone save this thread god dammit

>>731462851
I'll post more anon. I do these pretty frequently.

Include me in the screencap

>>731462541
former

>>731462905
This was pretty entertaining tho. Thanks for the fun, m8. Good night.

>>731462905
Today op was not a faggot

>>731462169
i'm on a shit netbook

with the request post all tidy-like would be nice.. someone.

thanks op

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Nice bread OP

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Thx OP, your awesome.

thanks OP

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>>731457154
KONO DIO DA! IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFRENCE?
>>731457154
>>731457154
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKIN JOJO REFERENCE?