ITT: Prove you are superior to the poster before you >

>>731442587
Op is a faggot

>>731442760
I live in my own house

>>731442805
I can build a fucking house

>>731442805
I own my own car

>>731442852
I own and run my own pot farm.

>>731442805
I'm a pokemon master

>>731442904
I'm not a nigger

>>731442869
>My moms car gets great gas mileage

>>731442999
I can get quads

>>731442587
> I CAN COUNT TO POTATO

I visit 4chan.org

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I have a gf

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>>731443092
I'm white & rich.

>>731443178
No...No you don't.

>>731443178
So do I, and she has a job.

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>>731443278
He may not but I do.

>>731443343
> beavers dont count

im not a weeb with great social skills

I'm one of the best track athletes in my state

>>731443178
I live with an attractive woman whom I used to date, whose still in love with me but I don't love her back. Every day she does little things to try to get me back, but it will never happen. Meanwhile I sleep with other women on weekends.

I'm my own boss at work and they pay me a decent salary for next to no real work. Responsibility for me practically doesn't exist, and yet people go out of their way to fulfill needs in my own life I don't even voice.

>>731442869
I fix my own car

I like to fuck guys in the ass with a really big dildo. I invite guys over to my house and fuck them really deep and hard until they cum. At least 2 guys a week. No bs

>>731443343
5/10 still wanna see tits of /pol/ member

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I'm more than likely going to look 15 until 45 and I'm entirely debt free at 26.

>>731443234
>I can inspect element look mom I'm hacking

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>>731443446
Why not?
>>731443531
Won't happen. Only degenerate sluts take nude photos of themselves because they want someone to leak them.

>>731443900
Huh? I don't get it.

>>731444018
"Only degenerate sluts take nude photos of themselves" Did you ignore the /pol/ shirt she had on? ...Use your brain, they are one and the same.

>>731443900
>kek

>>731444131
Clicking right mouse button and changing the text of a webpage

>>731444173
Nope I bought it for her.
Not everyone on /pol/ is the atypical degenerate mongrel that is assumed. ...Use your brain, we're not one person.

I've actually had sex with a live female human.

>>731444478
I've had sex with two dead human females

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>>731444265
Oh, gotcha. No, it's legit. Here's a screenshot from today. Hard to right-click on an iPhone.

>>731445081
A bit hard to believe but I'll take your word for it

>>731445081
Good for you anon

>>731444850
I'm in a meaningful, long-term, and fulfilled relationship that doesn't hinge on drugs, sex, or emotionally depressed need.

>>731445081

Could I have 100k so my family won't lose our house?

>>731445081
Send me the 743.50 to make it round

>>731445328
I am a fat autistic virgin 30yo weabo with no personality, suicidal tendencies, no family, no friends. Broke as fuck.

>>731445081
Put this on a billboard

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>>731443521
Fuck you sound boring

mmmm i know her ashley .w

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>>731445520
>suicidal tendencies
I bet you're also secretly insane too.

>>731445715
why?

I'm not a pretentious faggot

>>731446115
Please?

>>731446094
No, I'm just a fagot

I have a girlfriend.

>>731443521
so you are a Twitch streamer

>>731446463
No, no you don't

>>731445081
With just $100,000 you'd save my life. Please?

i am a trap

>>731446928
Post cock.

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>>731443178
>>Current gf is former gold star lesbian.
>>Own two cars outright (full disclosure both are used.)
>>Fully service and maintain both vehicles.
>>Make between $58-$65k a year serving tables less than 30 hours a week.
26yrs old

i fucked a niggerette last month

>>731447130
I just chewed up a niggerette and spit it in the trash

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I Have 100 bait images

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>>731447218 This
Beats mine >>731447075

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>>731447247
never fucked a guy
just dress up and shave ass

>>731447415
That doesn't make you a trap that makes you a faggot.

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>>731447344
how many women you laid?

College student, 0 tuition/debt, fuck Chinese Vancouver qt's

>>731447521
>Chinese
>qt's
not both

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>>731447593
They're mostly half azn around here, and spoiled by daddy's company money

>>731447516
More than I'm really comfortable with, lol. Just had this thought last night I gotta cull my hoe-ish ways. I live in the Orlando area.

Veteran, Electrician, 60,000 a year job, single, and a fucked up inside human being.

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i have this shirt

>>731447953
You got me dude. Nice!

Im not op

>>731447808
Tampa > Orlando

>>731446898
using "just" and "$100k" together is exactly how NOT to amass wealth like I have. being this flippant with money is probably how you got into this situation of begging to be saved.
>protip: make better life choices

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>>731448093
>Tampa

>>731448366
Agreed

At least I'm not that guy ^

>>731448129
Let me add to it. I'll repay with 10% interest in 1 year. Deal?

>>731449949
if you can make $110k in a year, you don't need my help.